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    Short cut

    I was walking home last night and decided to take a short cut through the cemetery. Three girls walked up to me and explained that they were scared to walk past the cemetery at night, so I agreed to let them walk along with me. I told them I understand... I used to get freaked out too when I was alive.

    Ive never seen anyone run so fast.

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    Interviewer: How much milk do these cows give?
    Farmer: Which one? The Black one or the brown one?
    Interviewer: Brown one.
    Farmer: A couple of litres per day.
    Interviewer: And the black one?
    Farmer: A couple of litres per day.
    Interviewer (naturally a bit flummoxed): I see. What do you give them to eat?
    Farmer: Which one? Black or brown?
    Interviewer: Black.
    Farmer: It eats grass.
    Interviewer: And the other one?
    Farmer: Grass.
    Interviewer (now annoyed) : Why do you keep asking which one when the answers are the same?!
    Farmer: Because the black one’s mine.
    Interviewer: Oh, and the brown one?
    Farmer: It’s also mine.

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