1. Auto detect
A man goes up to a very beautiful, big-breasted woman in the supermarket and says, "I've lost my wife somewhere. Can you talk to me for a few minutes?"
The woman is confused and asks, "Why talk to me?"
The guy says, "Because every time I talk to a woman with breasts like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere."
2. Point of view
What's the origin of the word "Boob"?
The "B" is the aerial view, the "oo" is the front view, the "b" is the side view.
3. Stay focus
This morning I was beaten up by a big breasted*woman in an elevator.
I was staring at her boobs when she said, "Would you please press 1, please?"
So I did.
I don't remember much after that.
4. Wonder bra
Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
When you take it off you wonder where her boobs went.
5. Push up bra
Why is a push up bra like a bag of chips?
You open it and it's half empty.
6. Buying a bra
Man in the Lingerie Dept wanted to buy a bra for his wife.
Salesgirl: Yes sir, can I help you?
Man: Yes you can. I wanted a bra from my wife but I have no idea how to go about it.
Salesgirl: May be I can help you. Is hers the size of the big bak pau?
Man:. Much smaller than that.
Salesgirl:. What about the char siew pau.?
Man:. Nope. smaller still.
Salesgirl: What about an egg?
Man: Yes...but fried.