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    HELP: NESS Security Systems

    Anyone know the supplier of this NESS Alarm System? Or any repair tech who can handle this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Firefly View Post
    Anyone know the supplier of this NESS Alarm System? Or any repair tech who can handle this?
    Ozzie techy product? Hmmmmm...They are better in Vits & supplement, fruits, iron ore, rare earth toxic waste, ocean trout, miniature lemon tree, abalone and of course quality beef lah (try tassie Cape Grim cut yet?) ...
    my buddy in this bizz said Korean and even China alarm system is the best BUT dont buy the cheapest on display... China punya alarm sys is even installed in the Tai-Konaut rocket space craft to orbit the blue marble and when an alien or predator or whatever came near it, it triggers and sounds at CNSA command center! And some say even at NASA!

    p/s even the staff (if u know them lah) in Bunnings will quietly tell you to buy China made while loudly proclaim 'Buy Aussie"...apa lagi?
    in luv with bikes...in lust with AphroditeS AWAS! Suspek is an Avid procurer to myths, lies, legends, folklores, i-ching, rumors, misinformation, cakap-ayam, spɹoʍ uʍop ǝpısdn puɐ˙˙DLL .
    p/s Take all the above with a XL salted duck egg, wash down with 2fingers of sodium hypochoride, and suck on to a pebble size tmn negara Rock salt

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    Quote Originally Posted by tupai View Post
    .... China punya alarm sys is even installed in the Tai-Konaut rocket space craft to orbit the blue marble and when an alien or predator or whatever came near it, it triggers and sounds at CNSA command center! And some say even at NASA!
    This is FAKE news....

    The TRUTH is nasa installed china-made alarm system in their space shuttle/space crafts and space stations to trigger their first defense against alients or some said UFO and that''s why their ass-tronauts are still safe ...



    p/s : Thank God i live in a pigeon hole, don't need to give a F to alarm system, roof reinforcement, cctv, motion detectors, autogate etc/etc kind of shits to deter break-in...

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