Budiman
Apparently two hundred over animals are 'missing' from a zoo after an inventory was done and it included tigers and bears and all sorts of reptiles. I certainly hope that action would be taken against those responsible but then I do not have very high hopes that something or someone would get to the root of the problem. Its sickening that things like these can happen with impunity because no one gets penalised for it.
Budiman
Some of these items just flew away
Budiman
SACK all the staff lah!...no need tok one, tok 2, transfer to desk duties... hundreds of more eligible rakyat and new blood to fill vacancies!..
Budiman
Some might have gone to the cooking pot,some became surrogate mums,some to roadside performers and some hanging onsomeone house!
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Few years ago, some stray dogs went into the enclosure and killed a few deers... wondered then how these dogs got into the zoo or even into the enclosure? Or maybe this was cooked up story because those rare deers were never to be seen again... so as usual, buy and import summore deers...
We are not called Bolehland simply for no reason... it must be semua pun boleh... heard some rare Malayan and Sumatran tigers also in the missing inventory...
Budiman
Pl name the zoo...not our Zoo Negara, Melaka Zoo, or Taiping Zoo?
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Budiman
i heard from the grapevines:
- 80 to 115 dumnest genedefective monkeys became your pol1t1c1ans
- 19 donkeys became your m1n1sters, past & present includ1ng 1 or 2pm
- 6 frogs morphed into your humano1d tra1tors
- 1slowlor1s somehow got coh1b1ted with a koala...slomo & sleepy most t1me
- 1biawak became a successful & 'respected of sort' MLM salesman in USJ or something like that...
The rest I wasnt told...maybe sold, eaten, escaped, strayed or sold...maybe all the above.
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Budiman
Hasn't it occurred to you that you'd make a respectable stand up comedian? That was funny!Originally Posted by tupai
Budiman
Now...how do we really make "those" animals "disappear"....and ASAP!
Budiman
I heard Dave Copperfield passed that way
Budiman
In boleh land, semua boleh as long as u hv jalan.
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All these 1frog, 1donkey, 1monkey, 1biawak, 1snake, 1apanama, 1musang. etc would have a short shelve life this time...Now...how do we really make "those" animals "disappear"....and ASAP!
Hopefully by end of April, this year..
Well, I may still have overhang or hangover this morning from last night chap go mei....
Budiman
Now everyone is in cya mode. It's not missing , they have been rehabilitated and released into their natural habitat. Now you all also believe that pigs can fly right?
Budiman
Elephants,tigers, lions and people DO FLY!...like someone say Bolehland not simply called boleh for lots of excellent reasoning!
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