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    Djin in Facebook

    OMG, there is Djin trying to get into your soul and body if you put your face on the net according to Kelantan Darussyifa' Islamic Medicine Association chairman Zaki Ya. http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp...285&sec=nation
    Maybe that's why usj.com.my was jammed because of the Djin because of the banana photographs
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    That's why I think you should limit your exposure to friends only.

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    This is scary! Guess we are really done for this time! Guess I'll just have a picture of a plate of char-kueh-tiau in my account. All should be good then.
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    Just imagine your Char Kueh Tiau picture get repossesed and morph into Sotomee. Then it would scary.
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    In my view, its news like this will attempt to complicate my life further or ruin my appetite before any meal.
    I have enough complications in living here in this land. THANK YOU!.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zinglicious
    Just imagine your Char Kueh Tiau picture get repossesed and morph into Sotomee. Then it would scary.
    It would only be scary for me if it morphed into hoe-chim!! Boy, do I hate that dish!
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    Quote Originally Posted by QuietStorm
    This is scary! Guess we are really done for this time! Guess I'll just have a picture of a plate of char-kueh-tiau in my account. All should be good then.
    ROFL!! This really made my day! Me thinks char kue tiau will be just fine cos the fella put some anti djin thing in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bzjude
    ROFL!! This really made my day! Me thinks char kue tiau will be just fine cos the fella put some anti djin thing in.
    I aim to please. Anti-djin, as in anti-virus? HAHA.
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    Quote Originally Posted by QuietStorm
    I aim to please. Anti-djin, as in anti-virus? HAHA.
    Do I have to be more obvious? Why does the Chinese char-kue-tiau taste yummy and smell so good? The main ingredient lah. Will shoo all djins, pontianaks, penanggalans, hantus etc etc!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bzjude
    Why does the Chinese char-kue-tiau taste yummy and smell so good? The main ingredient lah. Will shoo all djins, pontianaks, penanggalans, hantus etc etc!
    The ingredients? You betcha! As for it being able to shoo away ghosts and demons...that I dunno lah.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bzjude
    Do I have to be more obvious? Why does the Chinese char-kue-tiau taste yummy and smell so good? The main ingredient lah. Will shoo all djins, pontianaks, penanggalans, hantus etc etc!
    Cheee Yoke Charrrrr and Lappppp Cheooonng ah...?

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    Antivirus for the Djin from Zing - Picture yourself in the Facebook eating Bacon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by QuietStorm
    The ingredients? You betcha! As for it being able to shoo away ghosts and demons...that I dunno lah.
    Not all lah..kiong si, vampires, demons, draculas cannotlah but the ones I mentioned..I am certain bole one...

    Zing..the moo moo one or the oink oink one? Makes a difference leh
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    Any gourmet Chef can tell you that Bacon that doesnt oink, oink is not baconlah. And if it doesnt oink oink, how good can it be to ward away the Djin virus which not only infect the facebook but also your face, and soul?

    Luckily, only Djin virus is able to overtake your real face via facebook because Kiong Si to Dracula, Vampires to Werewolf are immune to oink oink bacon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bzjude
    Not all lah..kiong si, vampires, demons, draculas cannotlah but the ones I mentioned..I am certain bole one...
    Oic.
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