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21-09-2010, 09:16 AM
#931
went on a reconnaissance mission to track down Alpha and Beta. Arriving at Londiani, Romulus ...
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21-09-2010, 09:29 AM
#932
jumped into a taxi and asked to be taken to a spa in the city centre where he beliEved Charlie, the cool-blooded philanderer of a murderer was at. Romulus soon arrived at..
Quote by Tony Curtis: I wouldn’t be seen dead with a woman old enough to be my wife. 
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21-09-2010, 09:43 AM
#933
... the Purple Cow Spa Village whereupon he immediately befriended Charlie by offering him two dozen Pierre Moncuit 1995 Blanc de Blancs and a socialite called Eiffel Milton. It appears ....
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21-09-2010, 10:08 AM
#934
Charlie was already drunk, blabbering incessantly to the two young ladies sitting on his lap, his hands on places we cannot mention here for obvious reasons. The incorrigible Charlie not only didn't feel a tinge of remorse over the killing of his ○○○
Quote by Tony Curtis: I wouldn’t be seen dead with a woman old enough to be my wife.
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21-09-2010, 10:14 AM
#935
peers but quickly agreed to Romulus's suggestion to wheel in the karaoke player complete with four mikes, one of which was quickly handed over to Miss Milton who is known universally as "Deep Croak". After a long and tedious night ...
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21-09-2010, 11:21 AM
#936
of singing into microphones *meaning wink to Venus* Charlie and Romulus had become good friends. Great, thought Romulus to himself, as he prepared ○○○
Quote by Tony Curtis: I wouldn’t be seen dead with a woman old enough to be my wife.
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21-09-2010, 12:15 PM
#937
for the kill by handing all 4 mikes to "Deep Croak" for the grand finale, a song which kills, if nothing else. A sinister snort escaped Romulus as he rose to ...
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21-09-2010, 05:26 PM
#938
pick up the roasted suckling pig on the dining table and threw it at "Deep Croak" with all his might! Hungry as a wolf, Charlie screamed, "Buddy, you've just wasted a juicy meal there, you....... " ○○○
Quote by Tony Curtis: I wouldn’t be seen dead with a woman old enough to be my wife.
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21-09-2010, 05:43 PM
#939
....but before he could utter another word, he stood rooted to the ground as he heard Deep Croak's rendition of "I shot the sheriff", a song with such powerful lyrics, they went straight into his heart, filled him with so much mortification that all blood vessels in his body refused to cooperate, collapsing immediately, resulting in a most unkind heart arrest which resulted in instant death, eyes wide opened kind of instant death. Not waiting for the alarm to be sounded, Romulus ...
(Holy Mackerel!! I just outdid Virginia Wolfe!)
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21-09-2010, 05:59 PM
#940
made his escape through the back door quickly and silently. Meanwhile back in Kili Liper ○○○
(Virginia would have been proud of you, ma boy. :
)
Quote by Tony Curtis: I wouldn’t be seen dead with a woman old enough to be my wife.
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21-09-2010, 06:07 PM
#941
Remus's surveillance GPS (Yes, there is such a gadget as this, all you do is upload a picture to the gadget and it brings you to your target, right to the doorstep. Technology! 
) revealed that Beta is in a library, almost bored to death. (Yes, you can even see that on the Surveillance GPS) An idea ...
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21-09-2010, 07:54 PM
#942
started to take shape in Remus' fertile mind. Since Beta, a Martian known far and wide in the universe for his philandering ways, was..
(Dude, you've thought out this story very carefully, haven't you? )
Quote by Tony Curtis: I wouldn’t be seen dead with a woman old enough to be my wife.
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21-09-2010, 08:54 PM
#943
a terrible bore, the only way to "do" him was to bore him to death,and sure enough, this mission was accomplished when Miss Milton force-read an entire book called "General Relativity: An Einstein Centenary Survey" written by Stephen Hawking. In case you're wondering how he could sit through the entire reading, ...
(No, just improvising as we progress. How could I have thought out the plot with you on the other side? Your unpredictability is notorious!!
D )
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21-09-2010, 09:24 PM
#944
well…the philandering murderer of a mother-fforgetting-to-cook-nasi-lemak Martian did not exactly do that, although he pretended to, hence you the audience will be surprised to know that the mission didn’t do him in after all. Now that I have your attention, let us get to the juicy part which is..
(Improvising as we progress…yes, your right there. That’s the fun part. Keep it up! )
Quote by Tony Curtis: I wouldn’t be seen dead with a woman old enough to be my wife.
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21-09-2010, 09:36 PM
#945
...of course how Eiffel Milton snaked her way onto his lap, wrapped one hand around his neck, locked both legs with her long lanky ones, and with the other hand holding steadfastly to THE book, began her deep croaky reading directing her boring words into his ears, a very successful mission, I might add, for before long, poor Beta was bored stiff and nothing in the world could revive him, which means, there goes a dead man!! With Beta pronounced so beyond-redemption-dead, ....
(GTG Doodles. My comedy starts in ten minutes. See if you can do anything about the dead man's fate.. )
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