Cerita Panjang - GAME

[Dervish]

Samy except that by now, he would have taken a different form. Arnold sat with QS and ...

[QuietStorm]

..ordered a jug of beer at Syed Bistro, only to be told that beer wasn't served there. Instead the irritated waiter suggested ...

[Dervish]

sky juice. Suspicion aroused, Arnold and QS stared at the waiter and discovered....

[QuietStorm]

..that he was their long lost classmate of 1990 ! Tears flowed freely and the men ...

(I hope this isn't turning out to be a story of 3 men hugging each other, crying and doing not so palatable things ! )

[currymee]

(your wish is granted QS .. )

were hugging each other, crying and doing not so palatable things ! Susan disgusted ......

[Dervish]

..with their lack of composure said "Hah" and disappeared. Behind her, a strange man ....

[QuietStorm]

(your wish is granted QS .. )

( OMG! Me and my big mouth. Have to steer things back to normality. Let's go back to blood, gore, explosions, C4s... )

...walked away towards her parked car, opened the door and got in. When she turned the ignition key, there was a spark, followed by a funny sound and then ...

[Dervish]

the strange man appeared. She ....

[currymee]

heard 4 loud pops and a hiss. Her tyres went flat and snake ....

[Dervish]

....s......four of them appeared. Suddenly all four snakes morphed into a ...

[Dervish]

The story so far - Part 1

One fine morning in the middle of a heated argument, Arnold got up. He started firing for no reasons whatsoever. The lizards on the wall dropped their tails and fled. Unrelented Arnold continued the pursuit into the MPSJ building charging in with flaring nostrils. What a sight when he saw Selangor Menteri Besar and Malaysia Prime Minister was there to greet him. He dropped his bazooka instantly and flashed them his $5-million smile. Then, Arnold stopped and laughed. He winked at me. I fainted and Arnold swoop down. He carried venuspop to God knows where. Waking up, Venuspop screamed when she (assumed you are a girl here!! ) saw 2 huge pigs. They were er...really helium balloons carried by the children who accompanied their parents to pay their assessment at this building. Thinking "Sei Foh" (fire die), venuspop raced to the ... information counter. Arnold was there .... in his sunglasses, dashing and debonair. All the perempuans ..... went weak-kneed. Then Susan barged in .... ...and starred daggers at them all. Standing behind Arnold was Currymee with a bowl ... of lohmee for a change . Susan threw a punch .... grabbed the lohmee and dared currymee to reach out for it. Appalled . Currymee flew into a rage and slapped her. Arnold shouted .... .."Eh, slap some more!" He flirted with the receptionist .... and was pulled by the ear by Susan. Screaming and kicking, Arnold .... threw such a tantrum. His original mission was forgotten as he.. was pulled out of MPSJ. Everyone was staring .... shocked to the core. Another vehicle in the car park was ...... Currymee leaving for Lick Hung. Time to go .... to fetch the anak. He waved goodbye and soon .... he drove off. The traffic was .......mean. He zigged zagged among the drivers and .... soon reached the school. Picking up his daughter ... at the school gate, he suddenly had an itch in his left nostril. Using his pinky ... ...he made an example of it. Duly satiated, he ... ...motioned to the headmistress and beckoned her over. At that moment who should turn up but ... Samy in his new toupee beaming left and right. The headmistress yelled... ...at the top of her lungs, "waaaaahh....I'd like to have that toupee for my husband!!". Shocked at her outburst, Samy .. ....grab his toupee and hid it inside his shirt right above his bulging tummy. Holding up his empty hands, he looked ........ left and right but still cudn't find a well-endowed lenglui to tie his shoes. not surprising as.... he squad down and tie his shoes, he spotted a sexy leg in front of him. It was no other but ........ Susan who forgots her handbag. She slapped Samy ..... left, right, up, down and punch him in the centre Samy feel to the ground and turned into .... an ogre. Susan also turned ..... likewise. A donkey soon appeared with .. a carrot in its mouth. MPSJ officers aghast to .. ..find no one was double parking in Taipan thus no "collection" for the day ! Just as the clock turned 1pm ...Khir Toyo walked in shouting. "Siapa saman saya punya bini punya .... "" ... you tahu siapa ka saya?!" he screamed at officer Ali who was just about to take a leak, his bladder almost at bursting point. The scene was ridiculously funny as Ali's fly ....was slowly sliding down. Ali said , "Excuse me ..."...while I get Officer Siti to attend to you." Six minutes later, Officer Siti appeared before a stunned KT who found ...that Siti was his ex-#$%@ . Ayoyo !!!, Samy shouted, itu Siti ..... "...ah, sangat suka makan pisang mas yang Encik Chang menghidangkan di perkebunannya !!" Chang appeared at that very moment with .... his MPSJ bills and shouted APA MAU LAGI ???? . Chang in a bad mood . ..to be sure. Thunder .. and lightning like Zeus on warpath. He smacked down the bills ..... ..cracking the table into two !! As if that was not enough ... .he whipped out a banana and issued it to KT. KT was puzzled and ... " I dun wan!!" KT throw back the banana.. The banana flipped all over MPSJ as no one will have anything to do with it. Finally it landed on CM's table again....In a angry mood, CM.. ate two more bowls of currymee. It calm him so.. much that he farted. KT looked at him … eyes wide, lips parted revealing stained brown teeth. Holding his breath, he ... made it known to those present that if there was one thing he disliked, it was the smell of fart. Another thing he disliked was .. men in toupee who turned into ogre. Samy and Susan, the ogre and ogress, sat on the donkey and ... with parangs in their hands and waiting for. .subsequently broke its back ! Donkeyless, Samy and Susan ... had to walk out of MPSJ building. Arnold saw Susan (Ogress) but .. ..ignored her. Instead Arnold walked towards . Quietstorm who suddenly appeared round the corner. They ..haven't met for years and years. Arnold pleaded with QS to join him on a dangerous mission to ... catch the toupee man who turned into a mercury-like ogre. It can change into different shapes and .. .is on a warpath against humankind. The toupee man must be ... Samy except that by now, he would have taken a different form. Arnold sat with QS and .. .ordered a jug of beer at Syed Bistro, only to be told that beer wasn't served there. Instead the irritated waiter suggested sky juice. Suspicion aroused, Arnold and QS stared at the waiter and discovered... .that he was their long lost classmate of 1990 ! Tears flowed freely and the men ... were hugging each other, crying and doing not so palatable things ! Susan disgusted .. ..with their lack of composure said "Hah" and disappeared. Behind her, a strange man .. ...walked away towards her parked car, opened the door and got in. When she turned the ignition key, there was a spark, followed by a funny sound and then .. the strange man appeared. She ... heard 4 loud pops and a hiss. Her tyres went flat and snake . ...s......four of them appeared. Suddenly all four snakes morphed into a ...

[QuietStorm]

...most amazing sight ever. It was as hypnotizing as it was ....

[Dervish]

amazing. Just when it looked as if the morphing is completed, it morphed further into the shape of a .....

[currymee]

[COLOR=BIG YELLOW BANANA. Chang let out an evil laugh and ....

[QuietStorm]

(Venuspop, how many times did you watch Terminator 2 ? )

...aimed his banana straight at the rabbit who was with Alice. A bright light ...