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  1. 10-08-2009, 07:08 PM #1
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    Dirty Old Man

    A 75-year-old man went to the doctor's office to get a sperm count.
    The Doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow."
    The next day, the 75-year-old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as the previous day.
    The doctor asks what happened, and the man explains, "Well, Doc, it's like this. First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, but nothing. Then with her left, but nothing. She even tried with her mouth, first with her teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing. Hell, we even called up the lady next door, and she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing."
    The doctor was shocked. "You asked your neighbor?"
    The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried, we couldn't get that jar opened!"
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  2. 10-08-2009, 09:32 PM #2
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    Aiyoo !!! It had me thinking... then .
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  3. 10-08-2009, 09:41 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by klutch
    Aiyoo !!! It had me thinking... then .
    i hope kw chang doesn't think the way we do; otherwise by midnight or even earlier, this thread shall cease to exist!
    It's better to be poor than to be rich. The rich always have to fear becoming poor, but the poor never have to fear becoming rich.
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  4. 11-08-2009, 02:22 PM #4
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    cannot open the jar.....Huhuhuhu.
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  5. 11-08-2009, 03:15 PM #5
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    Dirty old man? No la....more like Dirty Doctor...
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  6. 11-08-2009, 03:21 PM #6
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    dirty old man reminds me of a famous chain restaurant

    DOME = Dirty Old Man Eatery
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  7. 11-08-2009, 04:58 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by chewie
    dirty old man reminds me of a famous chain restaurant

    DOME = Dirty Old Man Eatery
    It's better to be poor than to be rich. The rich always have to fear becoming poor, but the poor never have to fear becoming rich.
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  8. 12-08-2009, 10:58 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by chewie
    dirty old man reminds me of a famous chain restaurant

    DOME = Dirty Old Man Eatery
    Hehehee....Never thought of that.
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  9. 12-08-2009, 03:12 PM #9
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    Dunno if I am doing the right thing..am very new to this forum. THis is a good joke and keep us all excited till the end.
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  10. 12-08-2009, 09:20 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Serendipity
    Dunno if I am doing the right thing..
    What do you mean ah?
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  11. 19-08-2009, 11:22 AM #11
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    Cool

    This joke does make me laugh....
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