First, they say a form is required. Now, employ someone to design the form. Then a contract to supply the form is given. Now, we need to employ people to input the form. Oh, we need equipment for that. Another contract. Hold on, we need analyst as well - otherwise data captured no use. If we have operators and analyst, we need a Director-General to manage them.
Exit points - must have people to assist rakyat who don't know how to fill. Someone need to collate these and send to HQ. One more contract. These people need to be supervised -more employees.
Finally, after 1 year of collation, it was found that the gormen can't conclude anything from the data and it cost the taxpayers RM1000 to capture each form. Need to cut down expenditure - gormen decide to discontinue the form filling exercise. All others remain intact. Brilliant and wonderful isn't it - Bolehland truly boleh.
Some people are just average, others are just mean.