The Official Zombie Attack Support Thread

[chin_wan]

Have you ever had any questions that you thought needed to be answered BEFORE a zombie attack occurs, but didnt know who to ask? Well this thread should hopefully serve as a good reference on what to do in case a zombie attack DOES occur.

A couple of questions I've always wondered:

1.) Cigarette smokers, should you just smoke as often as you feel necessary during said zombie attack or would it be better to ration in case you are stranded in a location with no cigarettes?

2.) If one were to be stranded in a location where food is not available, and should happen to be stuck for a period of a few days/weeks/etc. supposing a zombie should be in the room (though dead as youve already destroyed the brain) would it be wise to eat the zombies flesh as a source of food, or could an ironic reverse effect take place where you would become a zombie by eating its flesh?

[lynndhia]

Darling, you've been playing or watching too much resident evil ah?

[chin_wan]

Darling, you've been playing or watching too much resident evil ah?

Dont' break my pot la...

[castlegard]

Chin Wan. It's a freaking screeching zombie.

The thought of a real zombie I mean.

regards.
CG

[mon]

Okie..back to zombies. (this thread is actually pretty good for brain stimulation? hahaha...)

Ok, Seriously, when I first saw this thread, I was thinking huh..?? Zombie attack? But then again, I guess we can relate this to a terrorists attack or something if the zombies don't come.

Can't answer to question 1 as I don't know how it feels really. But to question 2, I'd think you probably have to feed on the zombie itself as a desperate measure to survive and when food is no longer available. Make sure that thing is well dead (err..start off with the brains) softer and has some nutritional values I presume? Flesh no good la I think, must cook to make it crunchy and easier to eat, what if no more gas? But another headache, if you were to destroy the zombie with a rifle, there would be residue of gun powder in the brains, if brain is your main target..so..sigh..problem also.

Another consideration. Most malaysian homes are not built with a 'panic room' of some sort, therefore I think you can actually start planning to have one built, or start digging a deep hole feets underground and stock up on foodstuffs/magi mee/ bottled water/clothes etc..but it's better not to let others know the true reason you are doing so is in case of a zombie attack. hehe...

Really, time to zzzz..ombie. Goodnite.

[jianwei85]

Zombies?? let them rip..i'll take my m16 n n60..1 to shoot zombie..1 to shoot pics while i shoot at them..ya...i love resident eviL! woo hoO!!

WATCH ME BITE THOSE ZOMBIE EARS OFF EM!!!

But if overwhelmed..Jz run lo..