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    Meaningful Signboards

    📋 Signboard outside Heaven:

    "Lying naked with somebody in bed and screaming Oh God...Oh God.... will not be considered as prayers"

    📋 Signboard outside a Prayer Hall:

    " Please Do Not Leave...
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    North 28 ° or better known as Fatty Ho has closed shop. In its place is Speed 99 now. If you are looking for the wantan mee seller, he has moved to Weng Soon Jaya at USJ 17. As for the Pan Mee lady,...
  3. Thread: LRT Car Park

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    I think this car park operator is reaping people...

    I think this car park operator is reaping people of to be charging this rate. If I take a LRT to KL city, I need at least 61 minutes and according to how the meter computes your time, it is as good...
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    Beware of new scam. I kena conned

    Some days ago, I came to know a girl while having a drink at the pub. Beautiful... hot sexy and inviting.

    After some chat, I felt that we had connected at a deeper level.

    Yesterday, she called...
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    I'm the bus driver!"

    A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Feeling horny he then asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus.

    The man goes to the...
  6. Which part of our body goes to Heaven first

    Jokes of the day

    The Sunday school teacher to make her lesson interesting asked her children, "Can can anyone tell teacher which part of your body will go to heaven and tell teacher the reason why...
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    Eintein, the chauffeur

    One day, Einstein has to speak at an important science conference...

    On the way there, he tells his driver that looks a bit like him, “I’m sick of all these conferences. I always say the same...
  8. How to tell your children about sexual organ

    A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?”

    The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases.

    In her 20s, a...
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    Tonight is the night

    John just graduated from clinical psychology and opens his first office. After some successful advertising he is astounded to have nearly 300 people wanting to be in group therapy. John decides to...
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    Sticky: Last week went to MPSJ to submit my objection on...

    Last week went to MPSJ to submit my objection on the Local Draft Plan 2035 on the change of land use from Recreational to Commercial to turn Subang Ria Park into high rise commercial lots. Also found...
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    How Skim Cepat Kaya works

    A lot of monkeys lived near a village.

    One day a merchant came to the village and offered to buy these monkeys at $100 each. The villagers thought this man must be mad to buy stray monkeys at that...
  12. Thread: Condom

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    Condom

    Condoms don't guarantee safe sex any more.

    A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.
  13. Thread: Bra

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    Bra

    1. Auto detect
    A man goes up to a very beautiful, big-breasted woman in the supermarket and says, "I've lost my wife somewhere. Can you talk to me for a few minutes?"

    The woman is confused and...
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    Welcome to Las Vegas

    Las Vegas is a city of gambling. There was this hardcore gambler who have tried nearly every casino in the city but still did get a hang of it. He decided to call it a day and on the way back to his...
  15. In the evening when I head back home using the...

    In the evening when I head back home using the Subang Flyover after exitting the toll, the jam into Subang Jaya starts even at the Jalan Lapangan Terbang Subang end all the way to the Kesas traffic...
  16. Another new link, the third one to the Federal Highway just opened this month

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v732/pcyeoh/metdx_arz_2908_KATLIN230818%20mapPDF_zps7rn54mn7.jpg
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  17. After people started to complain loudly only did...

    After people started to complain loudly only did MPSJ start to put up those additional signages. Now the traffic planners have to find a solution how those coming out of the Jalan Lagoon Selatan,...
  18. Thread: No objection

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    A thief entered a house mid-afternoon. He tied...

    A thief entered a house mid-afternoon.

    He tied up the woman and at knife-point asked the man to hand over the jewellery and money.

    Man started sobbing and said, “Man, you take anything you...
  19. Thread: No objection

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    No objection

    Man Dating a Lady, after a Kiss, asks : Do you object if we have Sex?

    LADY: That's something I've never done before !

    MAN: Wow, You mean you are a virgin?

    LADY: No silly I've never OBJECTED !
  20. If people want to complain or bitch or to be a...

    If people want to complain or bitch or to be a bit vulgar 'too lan,' let them be. As civil servant or politician, lend them a listening ear. Provide them a platform or avenue to vent their anger in a...
  21. Closing right turn into Kesas from Kewajipan near Summit could worsen congestion

    Kesas Sdn Bhd engineering and operations division general manager Mazlan Muridan said MPSJ suggested diverting traffic from Subang Jaya via U-turn at the Sunway toll plaza before heading to Klang.
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  22. The following are the comments by residents. None...

    The following are the comments by residents. None of them have anything good to say about the new traffic system. "If it ain't broke, why fix it?

    Dear MP, saya cadangkan MP lalui sendiri dengan...
  23. The following is the statement by Michelle Ng,...

    The following is the statement by Michelle Ng, the ADUN for Subang Jaya.

    I have driven through and observed peak hour traffic everyday from all directions at the Persiaran Kewajipan Interchange...
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    Gama Su! Gama Su!

    Najib, while in Japan for an official business tour and a few rounds of golf, arrived in Tokyo a day earlier than expected. Feeling horny that evening, he engaged the services of a beautiful young...
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    Ceramah larut malam

    A drunkard walking in the street is approached at 3am by the police.

    The policeman asks, "Where are you going at this hour?"

    The drunkard answers: - “I am going to attend a conference on...
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