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This project developer has been fought with MBSJ till the Federal Court where MBSJ lost after having won the earlier lower courts battle. Even after 10 long years, the take up rate can be considered...

IT’S A WRAP! RM350K FUNDRAISING TARGET ACHIEVED in 36 HOURS!

SUBANG JAYA, JAN 6 2020 430PM: FUNDRAISING efforts to raise public donations of RM350,000 to help crash victim Vivienne Ngiu has been...

Extract from SJ Echo

“Mama, Let’s Go for a Walk at Padang Assam”

FOUR-year-old Chevaston Lee is pining to go for a walk with his mother Vivienne Ngiu at Padang Assam in SS14 but his desire to...

Our Subang Jaya - USJ community is one cohesive community and those residing here are well blessed. We may have our differences but when the occasion demands that we step forward to offer our...

One day a woman who is so attached to her cat goes on vacation leaving her husband and her mum to watch her cat. On the first day of her trip she calls home to ask her husband how her cat is doing...

I can never forget this terrible condom experience.

I went to the pharmacy to buy my condom. The pharmacist then told me nowadays condoms come in all shapes, sizes and flavours. After I have...

📋 Signboard outside Heaven:

"Lying naked with somebody in bed and screaming Oh God...Oh God.... will not be considered as prayers"

📋 Signboard outside a Prayer Hall:

" Please Do Not Leave...

North 28 ° or better known as Fatty Ho has closed shop. In its place is Speed 99 now. If you are looking for the wantan mee seller, he has moved to Weng Soon Jaya at USJ 17. As for the Pan Mee lady,...

I think this car park operator is reaping people of to be charging this rate. If I take a LRT to KL city, I need at least 61 minutes and according to how the meter computes your time, it is as good...

Some days ago, I came to know a girl while having a drink at the pub. Beautiful... hot sexy and inviting.

After some chat, I felt that we had connected at a deeper level.

Yesterday, she called...

A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Feeling horny he then asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus.

The man goes to the...

Jokes of the day

The Sunday school teacher to make her lesson interesting asked her children, "Can can anyone tell teacher which part of your body will go to heaven and tell teacher the reason why...

One day, Einstein has to speak at an important science conference...

On the way there, he tells his driver that looks a bit like him, “I’m sick of all these conferences. I always say the same...

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?”

The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases.

In her 20s, a...

John just graduated from clinical psychology and opens his first office. After some successful advertising he is astounded to have nearly 300 people wanting to be in group therapy. John decides to...

Last week went to MPSJ to submit my objection on the Local Draft Plan 2035 on the change of land use from Recreational to Commercial to turn Subang Ria Park into high rise commercial lots. Also found...

A lot of monkeys lived near a village.

One day a merchant came to the village and offered to buy these monkeys at $100 each. The villagers thought this man must be mad to buy stray monkeys at that...

Condoms don't guarantee safe sex any more.

A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.

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A man goes up to a very beautiful, big-breasted woman in the supermarket and says, "I've lost my wife somewhere. Can you talk to me for a few minutes?"

The woman is confused and...

Las Vegas is a city of gambling. There was this hardcore gambler who have tried nearly every casino in the city but still did get a hang of it. He decided to call it a day and on the way back to his...

In the evening when I head back home using the Subang Flyover after exitting the toll, the jam into Subang Jaya starts even at the Jalan Lapangan Terbang Subang end all the way to the Kesas traffic...

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After people started to complain loudly only did MPSJ start to put up those additional signages. Now the traffic planners have to find a solution how those coming out of the Jalan Lagoon Selatan,...

A thief entered a house mid-afternoon.

He tied up the woman and at knife-point asked the man to hand over the jewellery and money.

Man started sobbing and said, “Man, you take anything you...

Man Dating a Lady, after a Kiss, asks : Do you object if we have Sex?

LADY: That's something I've never done before !

MAN: Wow, You mean you are a virgin?

LADY: No silly I've never OBJECTED !