Before and after married -BEWARE

[Icehart]

Before marriage. .
"you jump i jump"
After marriage.
"you jump i help you"
Lagi lama married. .
"better jump from top building"

Before marriage. .
You go anywhere. .
"i follow u"
After marriage. . .
"you go dont spend to much"
Lagi lama married. . .
"you go die faster"

Before wedding
you are my heart, you are my love
After wedding
"why i kahwin u"

Before wedding
"you are sweet and kind just like
Cinderella"
After wedding
"you're worst than cinde la"

Before wedding
Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or
not,
I'm
stuck with you
After wedding
Roses are red, my kepala sumore
merah... i slap
you

Before wedding
Every makan he brings you to Shangri-
La
After wedding
"la! wait la!

Before wedding
She looks like Anita Sarawak
After wedding
"my gosh!!!"

Before wedding
Weekends at Cameron, Genting and
Fraser's
Hill
After wedding
"weekends at home jaga anak an

[KH EE]

The "L" Word:
6 weeks: I love U, I love U, I love U
6 months: Of course I love
6 years: GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?


Back from Work:
6 weeks: Honey, I'm home
6 months: BACK!!
6 years: What did your mom cook for us today??


Gifts:
6 weeks: Honey, I really hope you liked the ring
6 months: I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living room
6 years: Here's the money. Buy yourself something


Phone Ringing:
6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone
6 months: Here, for you
6 years: PHONE RINGING!!


Cooking:
6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
6 years: AGAIN!!!!


Apology:
6 weeks: Honey muffin, don't you worry, Ill never hold this against you
6 months: Watch out! Don't do it again?
6 years: What's not to understand about what I just said?


New Dress:
6 weeks: Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress
6 months: You bought a new dress again???
6 years: How much did THAT cost me?


Planning for Vacations:
6 weeks: How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound??
6 months: What's so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane?
6 years: Travel? What's so bad about staying home???


TV:
6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
6 months: I like this movie
6 years: I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself !!