Hot sister

[sly]

True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

"The moral of this story is:"

"Always keep your condoms in your car."

[fRaNkY]

Over a long period of time and heat, your condom will loose its effectiveness. Then the joke is on you when u use it :D

[KH EE]

this is defintely NOT a joke! this is blue murder, anti-climax, arghhhhhhhhh! ;)

[sly]

yes, it's true. always place condom in cool places. but that guys is saved because he went to the car to get his condom. hehe. :D

[sly]

erhem...KH EE, sokong sepenuhnya. hope i would never ever meet this kinda of father-in-law :eek: . reminds me of de niro in meet the parents :eek: .

[pcyeoh]

KH, you said the word "anti climax" too soon. I don't think the story itself is anti climax. The anti climax is when Sly came in again after you to explain the joke. Now that is anti climax.

[Hanz]

LOL hahah.... lucky guy... :D

[KH EE]

ahhh... found another version of this "joke" but with a hot mama in place of the sexy sister:-

Trapped but .....

I was happy. My girlfriend and me were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all, beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, quite obviously too, and made me feel uncomfortable.

One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she can't overcome. So before I get married and commit my life to her daughter, she wants to make love to me just once..

What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door...

I opened it, and stepped out of the house. Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car.

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so not true story after all...

[actchar]

why dont you play the same trick on your father in law, but this time make a few holes through the condom packet or packets.

[pcyeoh]

Recently London Rubber Company, the largest condom company in the world invited all its business partners to visit their new plant. None of them was told what this new line of business they are going into.

The invited distributors and business partners before they were taken to the new factory which is next to the condom plant were shown the process of condom manufacturing. They were then shown a new wing which they thought is the new factory but to their surprise in this new wing they saw the operators each with a needle in their hands poking holes into the condoms. One of them who was very puzzled then asked "Why do you need these people to do that?" The tour leader then said "Ah ha...... this is where I am coming to and where you people are waiting to hear." Opening the exit door, the group was then led into the new factory and the tour leader then added "Those holes that we made over there will bring a lot of business to this new business we have decided to go into - Infant Formula manufacturing."