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Ski
21-12-2004, 08:40 AM
Santa lives at the North Pole ...
JESUS is everywhere.

Santa rides in a sleigh ...
JESUS rides on the wind and walks on the water.

Santa comes but once a year ...
JESUS is an ever present help.

Santa fills your stockings with goodies ...
JESUS supplies all your needs.

Santa comes down your chimney uninvited ...
JESUS stands at your door and knocks, and then enters your
heart when invited.

You have to wait in line to see Santa ...
JESUS is as close as the mention of His name.

Santa lets you sit on his lap ...
JESUS lets you rest in His arms.

Santa doesn't know your name, all he can say is "Hi little
boy (or girl,) what's your name?" ...
JESUS knew our name before we did. Not only does He know our
name, He knows our address too. He knows our history and
future and He even knows how many hairs are on our heads.

Santa has a belly like a bowl full of jelly ...
JESUS has a heart full of love.

All Santa can offer is HO HO HO ...
JESUS offers health, help and hope.

Santa says "You better not cry" ...
JESUS says "Cast all your cares on me for I care for you."

Santa's little helpers make toys ...
JESUS makes new life, mends wounded hearts, repairs broken
homes and builds mansions.

Santa is a "jolly old elf"
JESUS is the King of Kings

Santa may make you chuckle but ...
JESUS gives you joy that is your strength.

While Santa puts gifts under your tree ...
JESUS became our gift and died on a tree.

Yoda
24-12-2004, 02:30 PM
no comparison.

Santa is obviously the winner, he is jolly, happy, not serious, create a "let it be" atmosphere. He provides gifts, bring cheers to children. He is the ultimate "Prince of Peace"; people are at the best when they get presents and worse when they have to pay taxes or are punished. He only ask you to be "good at heart" in order to qualify for gifts.

Jesus on the other hand, put fear into people, he represent a "instrument of torture" created by Rabbi of the Jewish people! People see in him torture! Church goers see the wretched tortured person on the "tree"! His followers have to pay taxes, tithes!

ha ha ha ha

ho ho ho ho ho from the real PRINCE OF PEACE!

:D :D :D