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KH EE
18-11-2004, 03:45 PM
rec'd this email:-

I work in a factory and we have 2 employees who used to work in an envelope factory. They told me that when the machine jams up, they use whatever water is handy to thin out the glue. This includes water that they just mopped the floor with. Since then, I've avoided licking envelopes...

1) If you lick your envelopes... You won't anymore!!! A woman was working in a post office in California. One day she licked the envelopes and postage stamps instead of using a sponge. That very day the lady cut her tongue on the envelope. A week later, she noticed an abnormal swelling of her tongue. She went to the doctor, and they found nothing wrong. Her tongue was not sore or anything.

A couple of days later, her tongue started to swell more, and it began to get really sore, so sore, that she could not eat. She went back to the hospital, and demanded something be done. The doctor took an x-ray of her tongue and noticed a lump. He prepared her for minor surgery. When the doctor cut her tongue open, a live cockroach crawled out!!!! There were roach eggs on the seal of the envelope. The egg was able to hatch inside of her tongue, because of her saliva. It was warm and moist... This is a true story reported on CNN.

2) Andy Hume wrote: "Hey, I used to work in an envelope factory. You wouldn't believe the things that float around in those gum applicator trays. I haven't licked an envelope for years!"

3) To All: I used to work for a print shop (32 years ago) and we were told NEVER to lick the envelopes. I never understood why until I had to go into
storage and pull out 2500 envelops that were already printed for a customer who was doing a mailing and saw several squads of roaches roaming around inside a couple of boxes with eggs everywhere. They eat the glue on the envelopes. I think print shops have a harder time controlling roaches than a restaurant. I always buy the self-sealing type. Or if need be, I use a glue stick to seal one that has the type of glue that needs to be wet to stick.
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and this morning, i just licked 3 envelopes & 3 stamps... ka-puuuiiiii! :eek:

tan_r
18-11-2004, 03:55 PM
Clearly an urban legend. How can some people be so gullible? :confused:

Next they will tell you that the glue on a certain brand of envelopes are laced with cyanide?

orchipalar
18-11-2004, 04:17 PM
Err...buddy KH Ee :) ...ahem...here goes nothing...Orchi has always been...err... lickin on envelopes...stamps...ice creams...lolly pops...fingers...needles n threads...or whatever goodness mayforbit thingy...ahem...nothing of that sorts ever happened to Orchi...nonewhatsoever! :D

Pets=Friends
18-11-2004, 04:17 PM
Urban legend maybe but not sticking your tongue into everything you see is sound advice to me.

Ski
18-11-2004, 05:09 PM
There are plenty of reasons to disbelieve. For one, cockroaches don't lay eggs in the manner implied by the story. A pregnant roach carries her eggs in a hard capsule called an ootheca, in which they incubate intact until they're ready to hatch. Outside the ootheca the eggs can't survive at all, let alone flourish within a human body. You wouldn't find cockroach eggs strewn about or deposited on envelopes.

Which one would you want to believe is up to you?

fRaNkY
18-11-2004, 05:15 PM
I heard of a chinese school clerk in a chinese school who had been licking envelopes for years. One day he felt pain somewhere in the abdomen (I am not sure where) and upon xray, the doctor says it is stone. Naturally, he was operated and the stone a size of a golf ball was removed. Upon checking the stone, it is made out of glue material accumulated over 20 over years of licking envelopes and stamps at school.

Once a while, when I forgot the news, I still lick stamps and envelopes :D

yablato
18-11-2004, 06:09 PM
how come no one ever flavoured the glue?

i prefer strawberry :D
yab lato

chsum
18-11-2004, 08:13 PM
like what tan say pure urbun legend, I work in a print shop,

1) Never seen that many cockroach as they do not eat paper or all the stuff in a printing plant.

2) The glue they use to apply on the envelope flap do not need water, it have a very strong smell and must be kept in closed container or else it will dry, so there is no way any animal or insect will go near it unless you throw it in.

uchangeng
18-11-2004, 11:07 PM
Man licks a lot of other things besides envelopes!

pcyeoh
18-11-2004, 11:26 PM
Agreed.

I read about a woman going to a pet shop and bought dog food everyday by the quantities. The shopkeeper could not help but asked her why she needed so much dog food. She said beside her 2 dogs, her husband is crazy over dog food. In fact, he ate them for lunch and dinner. The shopkeeper then warned her that she should not allow him to continue doing that as it is bad for his health. One day she came in dressed in black and her eyes were full of tears. Again, he asked her what happened. In between sobs, she said her husband died that morning. The shopkeeper then said, "I am so sorry to hear that but I did warn you those dog foods you were feeding him will kill him one day." She replied, "No, it was not the dog food that killed him. He was ran over by a truck." The shopkeeper was puzzled how on earth that could happen. She continued, "You see, my husband was so busy licking his balls while lying on the road that he did not notice the truck coming."

orchipalar
18-11-2004, 11:34 PM
Err...not sure...ahem...but for a second there...Orchi thought there could be some connection problem with Orchi's PC...err...perhaps due to too much rains lately...ahem...could be static surge? :D

aroki
18-11-2004, 11:56 PM
stop licking envelopes people..there are glues and other stuff to take care of this. use your tongue for other more enjoyable licking..ehm.....finger licking good olus other bodily parts :p :p :p