Chinese Jews

[Naka]

Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant.

"Sid," asked Al, "Are there any Jews in China?"

"I don't know," Sid replied. "Why don't we ask the waiter?"



When the waiter came by, Al said, "Are there any Chinese Jews?"

"I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied and he went into the kitchen.

He quickly returned and said, "No, sir. No Chinese Jews."

"Are you sure?" Al asked.

"I will check again, sir." the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen.

While he was still gone, Sid said, "I cannot believe there are no Jews in China. Our people are scattered everywhere."

When the waiter returned he said, "Sir, no Chinese Jews."

"Are you really sure?" Al asked again. "I cannot believe there are no Chinese Jews."

"Sir, I ask everyone," the waiter replied exasperated. "We have orange jews, prune jews, tomato jews and grape jews, but no one ever hear of Chinese jews!"

[krystle]

A Chinese man walked into the bar.

Chinese man said to the bartender: "Hey Niger, give me a beer!"

On hearing that, the bartender got furious. He replied, "Get the hell out of my bar!"

Chinese man asked, "Why are you so angry?"

The bartender replied, "Try standing on this side of the bar counter and I will show you why I am so angry."

Chinese man said "Sure." and the two exchange places.

The bartender now on the other side of the bar counter shouted "Hey Chinks, give me a beer!"

With no expression of anger on his face, the Chinese man replied politely, "Sorry Sir, we do not serve Nigers here."

[KH EE]

America has cowboy and cowgirl
England has mad cow
Hong Kong has Macau
Russia has Moscow
Singapore has 2 famous cows - "cow-peh" and "cow-boo"

[KH EE]

An angry Chinaman entered a shop and shouted:
"Where is my free gift with this cooking oil?"

Shopkeeper answered "What free gift?"

Chinaman replied "Oi, here got put 'Cholesterol FREE !"