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KH EE
11-10-2004, 01:52 PM
- "Sure, there have been deaths in boxing, but none of them serious."
(Alan Minter, Former Boxer)

-"Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Darryl Gibson comes inside of him."
(New Zealand rugby commentator Murray Mexted)

- "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."
(Ted Walsh, horse racing commentator)

- "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
(Winston Bennett, NBA Basketball Player )

- "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it, which
is identical."
(Murray Walker, F1 racing commentator)

- "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my father and mother."
(Greg Norman, Golfer)

- "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing
again."
(Terry Venables, Soccer Coach)

- "I would not say that David Ginola is the best left winger in the
Premiership, but there are none better."
(Ron Atkinson, soccer coach)

- "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge president is kissing
the cox of the Oxford crew."
(Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977)

- "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the
field"
(Metro Radio : Julian Dicks is now a retired footballer)

- "Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seems to hang in the air for
even longer."
(David Acfield, Cricket Player)

- "What will you do when you leave football, Jack. Will you stay in
football?"
(Stuart Hall, Radio 5 live)

- "And there goes (Alberto) Juantorena down the back straight, opening
his legs and showing his class."
(David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics)

- "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that
before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them.....Oh
my God! What have I just said?!!!"
(US PGA Commentator)

- "For those of you who are watching in black and white, the blue is
behind the brown."
(Ted Lowe, Snooker commentator)

- True story... a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed
to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So,
Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE
have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, as they were laughing so
hard!!