uchangeng
04-10-2004, 09:21 PM
Joe died and he went the heavens.
At the gate he met St. Peter.
St. Peter asked Joe why he was there and he said he played too much and got aids and regreted that he had to come checking in so soon.
St Peter took Joe for a quick tour. Joe saw row after row of clocks hanging precariously on the wall, on the ceiling and everywhere. Then he saw his clock, 5 minutes from 12.00.. Joe asked St Peter what were all those clocks for? St Peter answered that each clock represented a man's life. By the time the clock hits 12.00, the man life would be over, dead. Impressed, Joe asked again, why the clocks moved at a different speed. St. Peter replied, whenever a man lied or did a misdeed, his clock would move forwards.
Joe saw a clock moved and then stop and moved again. He asked St Peter why and was told that that clock belong to a secondhand car sales man. each time he sold a junk car to someone who actually bought into his lie, the clock moved forwards.
Then Joe saw another clock, almost stationary and asked why. St Peter repled that the clock belong the Pope. That was why the Pope had remained how he was since he became Pope many years ago. Stationary.
On his way out, Joe could not hold back but asked to see Samy Vellu's clock. St Peter pointed to the ceiling in the middle of the hall and said: that is Samy's clock, we could use it as a ceiling fan whenever the Malaysian parliment is in session or during the MIC general Assembly or during the General Election!
At the gate he met St. Peter.
St. Peter asked Joe why he was there and he said he played too much and got aids and regreted that he had to come checking in so soon.
St Peter took Joe for a quick tour. Joe saw row after row of clocks hanging precariously on the wall, on the ceiling and everywhere. Then he saw his clock, 5 minutes from 12.00.. Joe asked St Peter what were all those clocks for? St Peter answered that each clock represented a man's life. By the time the clock hits 12.00, the man life would be over, dead. Impressed, Joe asked again, why the clocks moved at a different speed. St. Peter replied, whenever a man lied or did a misdeed, his clock would move forwards.
Joe saw a clock moved and then stop and moved again. He asked St Peter why and was told that that clock belong to a secondhand car sales man. each time he sold a junk car to someone who actually bought into his lie, the clock moved forwards.
Then Joe saw another clock, almost stationary and asked why. St Peter repled that the clock belong the Pope. That was why the Pope had remained how he was since he became Pope many years ago. Stationary.
On his way out, Joe could not hold back but asked to see Samy Vellu's clock. St Peter pointed to the ceiling in the middle of the hall and said: that is Samy's clock, we could use it as a ceiling fan whenever the Malaysian parliment is in session or during the MIC general Assembly or during the General Election!