For Laughs

[lord]

>Two Americans boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat
>and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff,
>an Arab
>sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the Arab kicked his shoes
>off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the American in the
>window seat said, "I need to get up and get a coke."
>
>"Don't get up" said the Arab, "I'm in the aisle seat. I'll get it for
>you." As soon as he left, one of the Americans picked up the Arab's
>shoe and spat in it.
>
>When he returned with the coke, the other American said, "That looks
>good, I'd really like one, too."
>
>Again, the Arab obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the
>other American picked up his other shoe and spat in it. When the Arab
>returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.
>
>As the plane was landing, the Arab slipped his feet into his shoes and
>knew immediately what had happened.
>
>"Why does it have to be this way?" he asked.
>
>"How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred?
>This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?"

[lord]

>
>I am a senior citizen, during the Clinton Administration I had an
>extremely good and well paying job. I took many vacations and had
>several nice vacation homes.
>
>Since President George W Bush took office I have watched my entire life
>change for the worse. I lost my job. I lost two of my sons in that
>terrible Iraqi War. I lost my home. I lost my health insurance.
>
>As a matter of fact, I lost everything. Adding insult to injury, when
>the authorities found me living like an animal, instead of helping me,
>they arrested me.
>
>I will do anything to ensure President Bush's defeat in the next
>election. I will do anything Senator Kerry wants me to in order to
>ensure that a Democrat is back in the White House come next year. Bush
>has to go.
>
>I just thought you would like to know how one senior citizen views the
>Bush Administration.
>
>Thank you for taking the time to read my letter.
>
>Sincerely,
>
>Saddam Hussein.
>