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Dervish
24-03-2011, 08:52 PM
Haiku is a form of Japanese poetry, consisting of 17 moras, in three phrases of 5, 7, and 5.
For the purpose of this game, we'll post a haiku using the traditional 5-7-5 syllabic layout. The last line of your haiku shall be the first line for the next player's.
Example
Player 1:
The night sleeps away (5 syllables)
Farther and farther it goes (7 syllables)
beyond the world's grasp (5 syllables)
Player 2:
beyond the world's grasp (5)
lie many things-the dreams of (7)
poor fools and great kings. (5)
No idea if this game had any potential but we won't know unless we try, right?
Dervish
24-03-2011, 08:55 PM
I'll begin with ...
Silence all around
I hear a loud emptiness
Am I alone here?
Dervish
24-03-2011, 08:58 PM
Am I alone here
One voice in the wilderness
Silent universe
Dervish
24-03-2011, 09:00 PM
Silent universe
Vast, growing, never ending
Where does one begin?
akiyoshi
24-03-2011, 09:46 PM
Where does one begin ?
A Haiku, simple it seems
Not so, says my brain !
QuietStorm
24-03-2011, 10:34 PM
Not so, says my brain !
Even my best friend says so
Word games are tricky !
Dervish
25-03-2011, 11:44 AM
Word games are tricky
To understand my silence
Listen to my words
QuietStorm
25-03-2011, 05:31 PM
Listen to my words
And my body language too
I have spoken, dude
Dervish
25-03-2011, 07:48 PM
I have spoken, dude
of her from Malim Nawar
Alas! I lost her.
loderunner
25-03-2011, 09:19 PM
She will be back soon
Bringing durians from around
The kampongs nearby
QuietStorm
25-03-2011, 10:55 PM
The kampongs nearby
Boasting of stunning beauties
Walking in sarongs
Dervish
26-03-2011, 01:24 PM
She will be back soon
Bringing durians from around
The kampongs nearby
Dude, you should begin with "Alas! I lost her".
Game Rule: The last line of your haiku shall be the first line for the next player's.
Dervish
26-03-2011, 01:27 PM
Walking in sarongs
wrapped around nubile, tanned skin
That is all I saw.
loderunner
26-03-2011, 06:39 PM
Dude, you should begin with "Alas! I lost her".
Game Rule: The last line of your haiku shall be the first line for the next player's.
With so many games threads, it's a challenge to remember all the rules.
That is all I saw.
Although actually is more
Just pretend only . . . .
Dervish
26-03-2011, 08:57 PM
With so many games threads, it's a challenge to remember all the rules.
That is all I saw.
Although actually is more
Just pretend only . . . .
:D:D
Just pretend only
Lurid imagination
an uneasy path
QuietStorm
26-03-2011, 10:18 PM
An uneasy path
To walk through an old graveyard
I scream and fainted
Dervish
27-03-2011, 03:27 PM
I scream and fainted
In my last conscious moment
I saw five black moles
loderunner
27-03-2011, 08:30 PM
I saw five black moles
Spread all over the face
What a horror sight
Dervish
27-03-2011, 10:10 PM
What a horror sight
to see on an inky night
the moon behind clouds
QuietStorm
27-03-2011, 10:16 PM
The moon behind clouds
On a cold rainy dark night
I found Jessica
Dervish
28-03-2011, 10:25 AM
I found Jessica
She came close to lick my face
Grinning, she said "Woof!"
QuietStorm
28-03-2011, 11:54 AM
Grinning, she said "Woof!"
And I responded likewise
What is happening?
Dervish
28-03-2011, 11:58 AM
What is happening?
Deep thoughts collide with vengeance
I am exhausted
QuietStorm
28-03-2011, 12:19 PM
I am exhausted
My wifey is unhappy ;)
What can I do, dude?
Dervish
28-03-2011, 12:48 PM
What can I do, dude?
when my wife is unhappy?
Use back-up engine. :D
Dervish
28-03-2011, 04:57 PM
Use back-up engine
It goes "Vroom! and went turbo
Wifey is happy
QuietStorm
28-03-2011, 06:04 PM
Wifey is happy
MIL is ecstatic
I'm bloody broke!
Dervish
28-03-2011, 08:24 PM
I'm bloody broke!
a rich landowner am I
They call me "Taikor"
QuietStorm
28-03-2011, 09:08 PM
They call me "Taikor"
Everybody respects me
I rule the great land
loderunner
29-03-2011, 08:49 AM
I rule the great land
With great love and tender care
But most of the time . . . .
Dervish
29-03-2011, 11:07 AM
But most of the time
I benefit my cronies
How wrong can that be?
QuietStorm
29-03-2011, 04:36 PM
How wrong can that be?
Be that as it may, buddy
No one will be caught
Dervish
29-03-2011, 08:26 PM
No one will be caught
in an unseemly manner
For I have spoken
QuietStorm
29-03-2011, 09:18 PM
For I have spoken
The truth is out there, my friends
Just do it or rue
Dervish
30-03-2011, 11:13 AM
Just do it or rue
Have no regrets or remorse
Do not be afraid.
QuietStorm
31-03-2011, 09:38 AM
Do not be afraid
The dark is temporary
The sun is up soon
Dervish
31-03-2011, 11:11 AM
The sun is up soon
Rising over the distant
daunting horizon
QuietStorm
31-03-2011, 05:44 PM
Daunting horizon
The acid rain is coming!
God! Where do I hide?
Dervish
31-03-2011, 09:15 PM
God! Where do I hide?
In the shadows of your grace
There will I be safe
QuietStorm
31-03-2011, 10:39 PM
There will I be safe
A limestone cave in Ipoh
I am at peace now
QuietStorm
01-04-2011, 08:56 AM
I am at peace now
Parked at a monastery
No worldly pleasures
Dervish
01-04-2011, 12:07 PM
No worldly pleasures
For ten consecutive days
Celibacy sucks
Dervish
01-04-2011, 12:09 PM
Celibacy sucks
I am counting the days till
Freedom! Here I come!
QuietStorm
01-04-2011, 10:07 PM
Freedom! Here I come!
Wifey is with her mommy
I go out to play!
Dervish
02-04-2011, 09:32 AM
I go out to play!
among oiled belly-dancers
Bathing in neon lights
loderunner
02-04-2011, 07:33 PM
Bathing in neon lights
Dressed only in birthday suit
Without slightest shame
Dervish
02-04-2011, 08:34 PM
Without slightest shame
Armoured in heavy metal
The chastity belt
:D:D
Just pretend only
Lurid imagination
an uneasy path
an uneasy path
which iyam trying my hand
giving it a go
Dervish
03-04-2011, 08:32 PM
an uneasy path
which iyam trying my hand
giving it a go
Excellent attempt, bro. ;) ~~~ Unfortunately, the last post was ...
Without slightest shame
Armoured in heavy metal
The chastity belt
So your first line should be the last line which is ...
The chastity belt
Dervish
03-04-2011, 08:34 PM
moving on ...
The chastity belt
very unconventional
An inconvenience
QuietStorm
04-04-2011, 12:38 AM
An inconvenience
Stopped at two road blocks just now
Wasted precious time
An inconvenience
Stopped at two road blocks just now
Wasted precious time
VP, I was a bit blur there... :o :o
Wasted precious time
checked every vehicle
causing the BP to soar
Dervish
04-04-2011, 10:44 AM
VP, I was a bit blur there... :o :o
Wasted precious time
checked every vehicle
causing the BP to soar
(And apparently a little blur here too... :D:D. Your last line is seven syllable, determinable when you read it out loud. Remember that the game follows a 5-7-5 syllabic layout. With that in mind, I shall modify your post to ...)
Wasted precious time
checked every vehicle
My blood pressure soared
Dervish
04-04-2011, 10:46 AM
My blood pressure soared
Palpitation of my heart
I should rest awhile
(And apparently a little blur here too... :D:D. Your last line is seven syllable, determinable when you read it out loud. Remember that the game follows a 5-7-5 syllabic layout. With that in mind, I shall modify your post to ...)
Wasted precious time
checked every vehicle
My blood pressure soared
I simply hentam without considering the 5-7-5 syllabic layout. :o
My blood pressure soared.
to the shock of the doctor.
who prescribed obat
---
boleh?
Dervish
04-04-2011, 11:03 AM
who prescribed obat
the flying doctor, of course
The best outback doc
who prescribed obat
the flying doctor, of course
The best outback doc
The best outback doc
young, rugged with experince
to serve and to please
Dervish
04-04-2011, 11:16 AM
to serve and to please
Announced the Prime Minister
To the rakyat here
to serve and to please
Announced the Prime Minister
To the rakyat here
to the raykat here
during the state election
all in sarawak
Dervish
04-04-2011, 11:22 AM
all in sarawak
are ecstatic with new hopes
New expectations
all in sarawak
are ecstatic with new hopes
New expectations
new expectations
but will soon be forgotten
once it is over
-----
p/s........VP, do we sound like a poem? :confused: :confused:
Dervish
04-04-2011, 11:30 AM
new expectations
but will soon be forgotten
once it is over
-----
p/s........VP, do we sound like a poem? :confused: :confused:
:D ~~~ that's the general idea. ;)
once it is over
footprints on the sands of time
the sun sets again
:D ~~~ that's the general idea. ;)
once it is over
footprints on the sands of time
the sun sets again
the sun sets again
and things forgotten again
again and again
Dervish
04-04-2011, 11:38 AM
again and again
Again my headache returns
Thanks to you again
:D:D
again and again
Again my headache returns
Thanks to you again
:D:D
Thanks to you again
for taking me to choy kee
curry mee yummy
Dervish
04-04-2011, 11:42 AM
curry mee yummy
but I purged like anything
Only yesterday
(GTG Bro. ~~~ I need food! )
curry mee yummy
but I purged like anything
Only yesterday
(GTG Bro. ~~~ I need food! )
only yesterday
and it was a mucky day
sweating all the day
----
ok, ur excused
QuietStorm
04-04-2011, 11:54 AM
Sweating all the day
Cooped up in my cubicle
I need a break man!
Sweating all the day
Cooped up in my cubicle
I need a break man!
I need a break man
in hong kong surfing the net
most unthinkable
loderunner
04-04-2011, 01:12 PM
Most unthinkable
Where only the strong able
To break that table
Most unthinkable
Where only the strong able
To break that table
to break that table
like our QS "hee-kung-able"
able enable
Dervish
04-04-2011, 04:13 PM
able enable
what the heck is going on?
i am lost for words.
able enable
what the heck is going on?
i am lost for words.
i am lost for words
i am lost in this mad world
mad mad crazy world
QuietStorm
04-04-2011, 07:21 PM
Mad mad crazy world
Boys are girls, girls are boys. True!
I think I'll faint.
Mad mad crazy world
Boys are girls, girls are boys. True!
I think I'll faint.
i think i'll faint.
i think will fall down the drain
i think you will gain
Dervish
04-04-2011, 07:41 PM
i think you will gain
by virtue of proviso
terms and conditions
i think you will gain
by virtue of proviso
terms and conditions
terms and conditions
to be specified clearly
as agreed on site
QuietStorm
04-04-2011, 07:50 PM
as agreed on site
broken then you pay, no buts
i walked away fast
Dervish
04-04-2011, 07:53 PM
i walked away fast
and then i saw a jockstrap
now i hesitate
QuietStorm
04-04-2011, 07:55 PM
now i hesitate
my heart beating really fast
she walks towards me
Dervish
04-04-2011, 07:56 PM
she walks towards me
fingering my red jockstrap
I slapped her fingers
QuietStorm
04-04-2011, 08:00 PM
I slapped her fingers
She playfully scratched my neck
I syiok already (:p )
Dervish
04-04-2011, 08:07 PM
I syiok already
but someone tapped my shoulder
May I cut in now?
QuietStorm
04-04-2011, 08:09 PM
May I cut in now?
I held on tightly, no way!
You quickly get lost!
Dervish
04-04-2011, 08:15 PM
You quickly get lost!
but returned to harass me
with a six-footer
QuietStorm
04-04-2011, 08:24 PM
With a six-footer
Soon the thug was at my side
Breathing out fire
Dervish
04-04-2011, 08:29 PM
Breathing out fire
like Puff the magic dragon
we were friends, of course.
QuietStorm
04-04-2011, 08:38 PM
We were friends, of course.
That was what I told my wife
Am I smart or what?
Dervish
04-04-2011, 08:42 PM
Am I smart or what?
The man in the mirror said
Beg to disagree
QuietStorm
04-04-2011, 11:54 PM
Beg to disagree
The curry noodles weren't good
Twice I went to loo!
:p
Beg to disagree
The curry noodles weren't good
Twice I went to loo!
:p
Twice I went to loo
to bomb targets on the loose
happy to unloose
QuietStorm
05-04-2011, 09:13 AM
Happy to unloose
My pants for I'm too full
Had too much to eat
Dervish
05-04-2011, 12:48 PM
Had too much to eat
So I unbutton my pants
Some thing slipped away
Had too much to eat
So I unbutton my pants
Some thing slipped away
some thing slipped away
like a sneaky winding snake
down under my pant
Dervish
05-04-2011, 01:14 PM
down under my pant
into the sewage it went
never to return
Dervish
05-04-2011, 01:33 PM
never to return
seven long years in exile
poor little fella
never to return
seven long years in exile
poor little fella
poor little fella
with no food to eat for years
now thin to the bone
QuietStorm
05-04-2011, 06:36 PM
Now thin to the bone
No bakkutteh for six months
God, bring me food please!
Now thin to the bone
No bakkutteh for six months
God, bring me food please!
God, bring me food please
we haven't eaten for months
please don't forsake us
QuietStorm
05-04-2011, 06:50 PM
Please don't forsake us
Come and sit next to us, girls
We are good boys, swear! :D
Dervish
05-04-2011, 06:56 PM
We are good boys, swear!
though our teachers don't agree
They are beasts, of course!
We are good boys, swear!
though our teachers don't agree
They are beasts, of course!
They are beasts of course
totally spoilt and naughty
beyond improvement
Dervish
05-04-2011, 07:56 PM
beyond improvement
lackadaisical conduct
frequent breaks for tea
QuietStorm
05-04-2011, 09:28 PM
Frequent breaks for tea
Did I mention, kopi too?
Ooi! Time for a break!
Frequent breaks for tea
Did I mention, kopi too?
Ooi! Time for a break!
Ooi! Time for a break
To sit down for smoke and drinks
to watch the nice girls
QuietStorm
06-04-2011, 07:39 AM
To watch the nice girls
Sitting on my lazy chair
Life rocks I tell you!
Dervish
06-04-2011, 10:59 AM
Life rocks I tell you!
Work sucks for most of us all
but never for me
QuietStorm
06-04-2011, 11:22 AM
But never for me
I don't work; millionaire mah
Everyday relax!
Dervish
06-04-2011, 11:31 AM
Everyday relax!
wake up late-late some more play
lai dis veri good
:D:D:D
Everyday relax!
wake up late-late some more play
lai dis veri good
:D:D:D
lai dis veri good
No stress, no stain, no worries.
life is blxxdy good
QuietStorm
06-04-2011, 06:22 PM
Life is bloody good
No work, everyday play play
Next day play again
Life is bloody good
No work, everyday play play
Next day play again
next day play again.
repeat, repeat till perfect.
like any teacher :D
Dervish
06-04-2011, 08:18 PM
like any teacher
who teaches in a classroom
full of little kids
like any teacher
who teaches in a classroom
full of little kids
full of little kids
some naughty some like monkeys
jumping up and down
QuietStorm
06-04-2011, 08:44 PM
Jumping up and down
All alone in the gym
A bundle I pay
Dervish
06-04-2011, 08:48 PM
A bundle I pay
No worries - I have lots more
my endless reserves
QuietStorm
06-04-2011, 09:03 PM
My endless reserves
Sitting in cold Switzerland
Share with you? No way!
Dervish
06-04-2011, 09:06 PM
Share with you? No way!
unless you share your secrets
quid pro quo, it's called.
Share with you? No way!
unless you share your secrets
quid pro quo, it's called.
quid pro quo, it's called
wat pro is dat you just called
something for something
QuietStorm
07-04-2011, 08:37 AM
Something for something
The thing is I'm confused
What is going on?
Something for something
The thing is I'm confused
What is going on?
what is going on?
Forever is going on
my brain is switched on
QuietStorm
07-04-2011, 09:10 AM
My brain is switch(ed) on
Everybody move away!
No one can stop me!
Dervish
07-04-2011, 10:08 AM
No one can stop me!
the grass is greener elsewhere
people welcomes me
QuietStorm
07-04-2011, 11:34 AM
People welcomes me
With open arms they do, yes!
At the casino!
At the casino!
I play blackjack and poker
I won all of them.
At the casino!
I play blackjack and poker
I won all of them.
I won all of them
to the envy of all there
I went home happy
Dervish
07-04-2011, 08:02 PM
I went home happy
to pick kensington mangoes
and my dragon fruit
and my dragon fruit
still trying hard to grow tall
fruits will come next fall
fruits will come next fall
I wait to surprise you all
send you more and more
send you more and more
by land by sea and by air
are you glorify
are you glorify
receiving gifts from afar
what a friend we have
Dervish
08-04-2011, 03:25 PM
what a friend we have
in dear Naka the Hakka
Truly awesome man.
truly awesome man
Can talk kok but no action
like politican
Dervish
08-04-2011, 08:33 PM
like politican
talking kok in bolehland
bolehlanders doomed
QuietStorm
08-04-2011, 10:57 PM
Bolehlanders doomed?
Always look on the bright side
There is hope yet, friends
There is hope yet, friends
to find credible pollies
to govern and rule
Dervish
09-04-2011, 10:31 AM
to govern and rule
Might as well do it myself
will you vote me in?
will you vote me in
that all depends how you look
introduce yourself
QuietStorm
09-04-2011, 11:12 AM
will you vote me in
that all depends how you look
introduce yourself(:D:D :D.)
Dervish
09-04-2011, 11:17 AM
introduce yourself?
i am terribly handsome
and good looking too
:p :D
QuietStorm
09-04-2011, 11:18 AM
And good looking too
Looking for me in Facebook?
That won't be easy!
:p :D:D
Dervish
09-04-2011, 11:20 AM
That won't be easy!
facebook is complicated
too many settings
QuietStorm
09-04-2011, 11:22 AM
Too many settings
No, that isn't true my friend
Go give it a shot
:D
Dervish
09-04-2011, 11:25 AM
Go give it a shot?
but i'm not in the mood now
for complex matters
QuietStorm
09-04-2011, 11:27 AM
For complex matters
I'd try solve suicide cases (:p)
Let me snoop around
Dervish
09-04-2011, 11:55 AM
Let me snoop around
catch the idiot who complained
about me today :mad:
QuietStorm
09-04-2011, 12:02 PM
About me today
I'm a most happy man
My girlfriend is here
Dervish
09-04-2011, 12:05 PM
My girlfriend is here
hallelujah - praise the Lord!
i smile once again
QuietStorm
09-04-2011, 12:07 PM
I smile once again
Smile and the world smiles with you
So smile everyday
(On that cheerful note, I'm out! G'day! :D)
Dervish
09-04-2011, 12:25 PM
So smile everyday
there is no depths of despair
no clouded sorrows
no clouded sorows
that will be blown miles away
temporarily.
loderunner
09-04-2011, 01:41 PM
temporarily
situation looks not good
but actually not
but actually not
sarawakians are busy
to kick old man out
loderunner
09-04-2011, 01:56 PM
to kick old man out
Sarawakians must wake up
and see the damage
to kick old man out
Sarawakians must wake up
and see the damage
and see the damage
for over 30 long years
kick him out kau kau
loderunner
09-04-2011, 02:05 PM
kick him out kau kau
and call in MACC
to force him to fall
Dervish
09-04-2011, 03:20 PM
to force him to fall
careen from his pedestal
onto thick carpet
Dervish
09-04-2011, 03:21 PM
onto thick carpet
strewn with golden cutlery
he lived like a king
onto thick carpet
strewn with golden cutlery
he lived like a king
he lived like a king
to the envy of the folks
happy, satisfy.
Dervish
09-04-2011, 06:02 PM
happy, satisfy.
two words that does not describe
the grand ole Paik Mor
grand ole Pak Mor
sitting, happy sunbathing
with beauty at hand.................
Dervish
09-04-2011, 06:44 PM
with beauty at hand.................
gaunt and sickly with cancer
he still thinks he can
with beauty at hand.................
gaunt and sickly with cancer
he still thinks he can
he still think he can
to play golfs like Tiger Woo
in his own golf course
Dervish
09-04-2011, 08:12 PM
in his own golf course
sweating like a perspiring
ancient mariner
in his own golf course
sweating like a perspiring
ancient mariner
ancient mariner
overcoming hills, valleys
with ease, without sweat
==
p/s....justed noticed this is my 22,000th posts, thanks to Bro VP's attention.
Dervish
09-04-2011, 08:36 PM
with ease, without sweat
Naka's post will be hitting
Twenty two thousand
(Congrats, Bro ;) )
Dervish
09-04-2011, 08:39 PM
==
p/s....justed noticed this is my 20,000th posts
Correction! It is 22,000! :eek: :eek:
Correction! It is 22,000! :eek: :eek:
Yes, done the correction with thanks
with ease, without sweat
Naka's post will be hitting
Twenty two thousand
(Congrats, Bro ;) )
Thank you Bro with deep bow.
Twenty two thousand
took so long time to achieve
enjoy while it lasts
Dervish
09-04-2011, 09:02 PM
enjoy while it lasts
i stay discretely behind
i won't overtake
enjoy while it lasts
i stay discretely behind
i won't overtake
I won't overtake
That does not sound very right
Left signal is ON
QuietStorm
10-04-2011, 10:14 AM
Left signal is ON
Hand signal is also ON
Watch out, here I come!
Left signal is ON
Hand signal is also ON
Watch out, here I come!
watch out, here I come
you can pass if you are near
as lovingly dear
QuietStorm
10-04-2011, 11:15 AM
As lovingly dear
Place your arm on my shoulders
Look into my eyes
;)
Dervish
10-04-2011, 04:21 PM
Look into my eyes
feel the heartbeat in my chest
on account of you
Look into my eyes
feel the heartbeat in my chest
on account of you
on account of you
I went to all the troubles
to buy it for you
QuietStorm
10-04-2011, 06:01 PM
To buy it for you
Oh! I broke my piggy bank
Now I am "puk kai"
Dervish
10-04-2011, 06:04 PM
Now I am "puk kai"
you know this will never do
i must improvise
QuietStorm
10-04-2011, 06:07 PM
I must improvise
I just lost my script, oh no!
The audience is here
Dervish
10-04-2011, 06:08 PM
The audience is here
to watch me perform and sing
i can sing you know?
QuietStorm
10-04-2011, 06:11 PM
I can sing you know?
I can also can do the waltz
You believe me, right?
Dervish
10-04-2011, 06:13 PM
You believe me, right?
i don't know, should i, you think?
i must contemplate
QuietStorm
10-04-2011, 06:17 PM
I must contemplate
Consider the pros and cons
Who do I vote for?
Dervish
10-04-2011, 06:21 PM
Who do I vote for?
why, it's me, myself and I
doubt not - i am here
QuietStorm
10-04-2011, 06:34 PM
Doubt not - I am here
I promise and deliver!
No regrets, I swear
Dervish
10-04-2011, 06:41 PM
No regrets, I swear
I am the benefactor
of a million smiles
QuietStorm
10-04-2011, 06:46 PM
Of a million smiles
Of a million promises
But none delivered
Dervish
10-04-2011, 06:49 PM
But none delivered
middleman sapu them all
what else can i do?
QuietStorm
10-04-2011, 07:03 PM
What else can I do?
It is that time of the month
Lonely and hungry
(On that hungry note, I'm out of here! Dinner time! Pineapple fried rice (I think that's what it's called) and tomyam soup! Bye! )
Dervish
10-04-2011, 07:04 PM
what else can i do?
should i jog to fat mama
or speak to pink lips?
what else can i do?
should i jog to fat mama
or speak to pink lips?
or speak to pink lips
whose lips are so inviting
forever waiting
QuietStorm
11-04-2011, 11:33 AM
Forever waiting
For me to nod my weary head
The answer is no
Forever waiting
For me to nod my weary head
The answer is no
The answer is no
why do you reject my mood
come on give a try
QuietStorm
11-04-2011, 12:03 PM
Come on give a try
I guarantee you will smile
Say "yes" to me please
Dervish
11-04-2011, 01:13 PM
Say "yes" to me please
without a proper debate?
how naive am i?
Say "yes" to me please
without a proper debate?
how naive am i?
how naive am i
"hai mou sheung sek tin ngoh yuk"
I must be dreaming
Dervish
11-04-2011, 05:39 PM
I must be dreaming
he is tantalizing me
giving me false hope
QuietStorm
11-04-2011, 10:19 PM
Giving me false hope
Bluffing me so many times
I'm smarter now
I'm smarter now
Having gone through few mistakes
am smarter indeed
Dervish
12-04-2011, 11:32 AM
am smarter indeed
do you have an iq test?
i shall test myself
i shall test myself
capabilities I have
how far I can go
Dervish
12-04-2011, 05:10 PM
how far I can go
how deep i can plunge depends
how much is the stake?
QuietStorm
12-04-2011, 06:35 PM
How much is the stake?
Do I look like I care, mate?
Gimme my mangoes!
Dervish
12-04-2011, 07:48 PM
Gimme my mangoes!
and where are my dragon fruits?
why are we waiting?
QuietStorm
12-04-2011, 10:40 PM
Why are we waiting?
Saturday come faster lah
I will cast my vote
I will cast my vote
to kick out an old old man
forever, Amen.
Dervish
13-04-2011, 11:30 AM
forever, Amen.
that is a forbidden word
You no right to say
You no right to say
A thousand apologies
excuse blur sotong
QuietStorm
13-04-2011, 12:07 PM
Excuse blur sotong
Today I'm extra blur
Join me for lunch, mate?
Dervish
13-04-2011, 12:15 PM
Join me for lunch, mate?
tea, dinner and supper too?
we eat but you pay
QuietStorm
13-04-2011, 12:31 PM
We eat but you pay
you choose a date and we go
Don't chicken out now :)
Dervish
13-04-2011, 12:37 PM
Don't chicken out now :)
or turn turkey suddenly
whack a duck and go
whack a duck n go
what is the hurry pray tell
where to may i know
Dervish
13-04-2011, 01:52 PM
where to may i know
fine dining at sheraton
will you come with us?
Dervish
13-04-2011, 02:01 PM
will you come with us?
no one needs to pay of course
quietstorm is paying :p ;) :D
quietstorm is paying
after dinner is eaten
will she run away :D
QuietStorm
13-04-2011, 03:58 PM
Will she run away :D
Run away extremely fast!
Naka settles bill! :p
Dervish
13-04-2011, 05:08 PM
Naka settles bill! :p
bad idea! ~~ king blur sotong
pays, then tax us all :eek:
pays, then tax us all
But I think am not welcome
are you pretty sure?
QuietStorm
13-04-2011, 05:55 PM
Are you pretty sure?
Have you really decided?
Ok, then go vote.
Dervish
13-04-2011, 07:45 PM
Ok, then go vote.
although not sarawakian?
are you pretty sure?
QuietStorm
13-04-2011, 07:58 PM
Are you pretty sure?
Vote for the right candidate
Think hard and vote right
Dervish
13-04-2011, 08:19 PM
Think hard and vote right
remember to tick my name
can you see it sir?
QuietStorm
13-04-2011, 08:31 PM
Can you see it sir?
Use fingers if you have to
That itch must go now!
Dervish
13-04-2011, 08:34 PM
That itch must go now!
a tick! ~~~ it must be a tick!
sucking my blood dry
sucking my blood dry
I can see the bloody tick
I'll pull out its teeth
QuietStorm
14-04-2011, 08:50 AM
I'll pull out its teeth(Opps! Your last line has 6 syllables mate. I'll shorten it to 5 for you. :D )
I pull out its teeth
An exercise in pain, ouch!
I'm out of here
(Opps! Your last line has 6 syllables mate. I'll shorten it to 5 for you. :D )
I pull out its teeth
An exercise in pain, ouch!
I'm out of here
True..true.... :o
I'm out of here
cos' there is no one in here
Why no one in here
QuietStorm
14-04-2011, 05:17 PM
Why no one in here
Why does the earth keep spinning?
Why does the sun shine?
Why does the sun shine?
Why it did not rain for months?
why so disturbing?
QuietStorm
15-04-2011, 10:55 AM
Why so disturbing?
Why did he leave suddenly?
Without a warning?
:p :D:D
without a warning?
everyone go away
when is time to pay
when is time to pay
when is time to pay and play
when do we meet up
Dervish
17-04-2011, 08:48 PM
when do we meet up
i have a proposition
the twelfth of never
the twelfth of never
is loud and disappointed
hear, hear, everyone!
QuietStorm
18-04-2011, 09:46 AM
Hear, hear, everyone!
You voted me in once more
Thank you very much
Dervish
18-04-2011, 10:25 AM
Thank you very much
here is one hundred dollars
you may thank me now
QuietStorm
18-04-2011, 08:48 PM
You may thank me now
I shall grant you three wishes
Tell me what you want
Tell me what you want
Thousand acres timber land
Contracts and Titles.
QuietStorm
19-04-2011, 08:31 AM
Contracts and Titles
Are not for you and I lah
For elites only
loderunner
19-04-2011, 08:42 AM
For elites only
Members of the inner group
With same objective . . .
QuietStorm
19-04-2011, 08:50 AM
With same objective
Go in and makan kau kau
Bakkutteh is served!!
Dervish
19-04-2011, 09:37 AM
Bakkutteh is served!!
but my cronies are watching
forbidden food la!
QuietStorm
19-04-2011, 10:05 AM
Forbidden food la!
But I eat anything,mate!
Life is bloody good.
Dervish
19-04-2011, 10:17 AM
Life is bloody good.
I have discharged my duties
Now I need charging
Now I need charging.
I just ate plenty durians
drink coconut juice
drink coconut juice
together with durian ah?
healthy fruit diet
Dervish
19-04-2011, 03:56 PM
healthy fruit diet
good to ta thoong the bowels
that's what teacher said
* ta thoong is a Cantonese phrase which means to clear a passage
healthy fruit diet
followed by half pomelo
now iyam filled up
Dervish
19-04-2011, 04:01 PM
now iyam filled up
with good memories of old
what melancholy
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