Never Ending Haiku

[lly]

what melancholy
live today and look forward
play at chatterbox

[Naka]

what melancholy
live today and look forward
play at chatterbox

Play at chatterbox
day in and day out none stop
like crazy old fools

[Dervish]

like crazy old fools
we all circled broken dreams
hidden pleasure too

[QuietStorm]

Hidden pleasure too
Forbidden fruits are so sweet
Go get some tonight!!

[Naka]

Go get some tonight!!
along the dark back alley
Balakan mati

[Dervish]

Balakan mati
i swear i don't understand
i am innocent

[Naka]

i am innocent
you are young and dun go there
dun know what you missed

[Dervish]

dun know what you missed
you are right! i'm very young
only seventy

[Naka]

only seventy
ready honey sexy man
ready to kill birds

[Dervish]

ready to kill birds
with his tribal blowing pipe
he is dangerous

[Naka]

he is dangerous,
plenty practice Sarawak
in the long houses

[Dervish]

in the long houses
tucked in a banana grove
there is peace and calm

[Naka]

there is peace and calm
except distant horn bills' cries
i love long houses

[Dervish]

i love long houses
and head-hunting adventures
this gawai please come

[QuietStorm]

This gawai please come
To where the hot women are
Life is a party

[Dervish]

Life is a party
full of women, wine and song
and dervishes too

[QuietStorm]

And dervishes too
Energy in great supply
Party all night long

[Dervish]

Party all night long
right until the rise of dawn
batteries are flat

[QuietStorm]

batteries are flat
time to send the ladies home
kidding only, k!

[Naka]

kidding only k!
after tsunami, earthquakes
up river Rajang

[Dervish]

up river Rajang
he and me swore a blood oath
very solemn one

[QuietStorm]

Very solemn one
Till death do us part , no joke
Damn, hence I was trapped


:p :D:D

[Dervish]

Damn, hence I was trapped
with no room for escapades
mother of all dooms

[QuietStorm]

Mother of all dooms
Bad Big Brother is watching
Silence is golden

[Dervish]

Silence is golden
Yes, Big Bad Wolf is watching
and making notes too

[Dervish]

and making notes too
too cowardly to approach
with proper grievance

[Naka]

with proper grievance
Against that MACC
for the death of two

[loderunner]

for the death of two
now the world can clearly see
what's MACC

[Naka]

what's MACC
died from fall, who does not know :mad:
idiot's press statement

[loderunner]

idiot's press statement
expect the world to believe
treat us like baby

[Naka]

treat us like baby
these idiots should also jump
break their empty heads

[QuietStorm]

Break their empty heads
Fly straight down to road below
Do I hear applause?

[Naka]

Do I hear applause?
Absolutely, it was loud
clear to everyone

[Dervish]

clear to everyone
so much violence from you all
i am shocked, speechless! :eek:

[QuietStorm]

I am shocked, speechless! :eek:
Useless bums are still wanted
Can you believe it?

[Naka]

Can you believe it?
Haven't we seen them lately?
up in that building

[QuietStorm]

Up in that building
Just like a newly born bird
Learning how to fly

[Naka]

Learning how to fly
were they hypnotized and blurred
who is crazy here?

[QuietStorm]

Who is crazy here?
Rather, who is greedy here?
Is it you or I?

[Dervish]

Is it you or I?
who are plagued with the funnies
Be solemn, buddies!

[Naka]

Be solemn, buddies!
It is not funny to guess
ISA you go :eek:

[Dervish]

ISA you go :eek:
through thunderstorm and lightning
keep your heads covered

[Naka]

keep your heads covered
under bed and mattresses
from those preying eyes

[Dervish]

from those preying eyes
sycophantic hypocrites
spoke of high morale

[Naka]

spoke of high morale
as they are infallible
I say this "my foot"

[Dervish]

I say this "my foot"
but the verdict is simple
fall down sure die one. :D

[Naka]

fall down sure die one.
uni knowledge not required
who doesn't know that

[Dervish]

who doesn't know that?
My three dogs doesn't know that
My house lizards too

[Naka]

My house lizards too
Also my darling Murphy
Down Abbeyvale Lodge

[loderunner]

Down Abbeyvale Lodge
Where they serve the best sandwich
Covered with cream cheese

[Dervish]

Covered with cream cheese
a delectable delight
my favourite thing

[Naka]

my favourite thing
cheap, handy and durable
in my garden shed

[Dervish]

in my garden shed
are tools enough to impress
any gardener

[lly]

any gardener
fruit trees or flowers or grass
whatever you have

[QuietStorm]

Whatever you have
Cash or in kind I want now
Give it to me, babe!

[Dervish]

Give it to me, babe!
i can take it any way
just don't make me wait

[loderunner]

Just don't make me wait
Until the cows all come home
My patience is low

[Dervish]

My patience is low
Boredom is my middle name
Distraction needed

[Naka]

Distraction needed.
A naked Ah Lian walked passed.
suddenly awake. :D

[lly]

suddenly awake
fat hope for naked ah lian
only wife beside

[Naka]

only wife beside
who is lots more beautiful
not time for ah lian

[lly]

not time for ah lian
better walk the pet doggies
rain is coming soon

[Naka]

not time for ah lian
better walk the pet doggies
rain is coming soon

rain is coming soon
I look outside, u r right.
better go and bye :D

[Dervish]

Distraction needed.
A naked Ah Lian walked passed.
suddenly awake. :D
*LOL* ~~~ suddenly not so bored anymore ~~~ :D:D:D

[Dervish]

better go and bye :D
what? so soon? without notice?
why you so lai dis? :D

[Naka]

*LOL* ~~~ suddenly not so bored anymore ~~~ :D:D:D

I see you are also easily pleased like me :rolleyes:

[Dervish]

I see you are also easily pleased like me :rolleyes:
*VP bows but DID NOT :rolleyes: * :D

[Naka]

*VP bows but DID NOT :rolleyes: * :D

:D :D :D :rolleyes:

[Dervish]

why you so lai dis? :D
leaving poor me high and dry
this is very bad

[Naka]

this is very bad
for mau sang wong is waiting
At Jalan Alor

[Dervish]

At Jalan Alor
i meet my thorny buddies
shake them and eat them.:eek:

[lly]

shake them and eat them
remember drink lots of beer
can take together?

[Dervish]

can take together?
absolutely! ~~~ hand in hand
The perfect partner

[Naka]

The perfect partner
add salt inside durian skin
mix water to cool

[Dervish]

mix water to cool?
nothing more than old wife's tale
you are gullible

[Naka]

you are gullible
now that's very new to me
you must be joking

[Dervish]

you must be joking
or still on medication
take it easy, dude

[Naka]

take it easy, dude
your diarrhoea gone
no more go choy kee

[Dervish]

take it easy, dude
your diarrhoea gone
no more go choy kee
(Ahem! ~~~ May I remind Your Tingginess that the layout is 5-7-5 :D )

[Dervish]

no more go choy kee
High cholesterol can kill
It kills silently

[Naka]

(Ahem! ~~~ May I remind Your Tingginess that the layout is 5-7-5 :D )

yeh............. :o

[Naka]

It kills silently
so eat foods moderately.
and exercise too

[Dervish]

and exercise too
that is easier said than done
i don't exercise

[Naka]

i don't exercise
meaning I don't like myself
Not responsible :D

[Dervish]

Not responsible :D
for weather pattern these days
it is not my call

[Naka]

it is not my call
but it is mankind own faults
not responsible :D

[Dervish]

not responsible :D
for mess the country is in
damn the odd pollies

[Naka]

damn the odd pollies
whom you people voted in
not responsible :D

[Dervish]

not responsible :D
not my fault that they got in
not responsible :D

[Naka]

not responsible :D
when are they going to change
not responsible :D

[Dervish]

not responsible :D
that's all they say all the time
not responsible :D

[Naka]

not responsible
till credible pollies come
when will that happen

[Dervish]

when will that happen
you ask me? I ask you back
when will that happen?

[Naka]

when will that happen?
you consider politics
please, please, consider

[Dervish]

please, please, consider
Politics as a career?
Who? Me? Myself? I?

[Naka]

Who? Me? Myself? I?
Thunders are loud, close and fierce
what is wrong K.L.?

[loderunner]

What is wrong K.L.?
Plenty is wrong in KL
Starting with traffic

[Naka]

Starting with traffic
hopeless kopi o drivers
RED light oso GO

[Dervish]

RED light oso GO?
Then stop the wayward fella
and soooot him kau-kau

(What has become to this Haiku? :D Supposed to be some sort of creative poetry about mundane issues or the vagaries of life. We're not even close. We've turned it into a conversation, for crying out loud! ~~~ :D:D:D)

[lly]

and soooot him kau kau
what to do, no poets here
only can gossip

[Naka]

only can gossip
about the happenings here
am not a poet too

[Dervish]

am not a poet too
nonsense, absurd, unheard of
we are all poets

[Naka]

we are all poets
in our own ways and styles
we are very proud

[Dervish]

we are very proud
descendants of the primates
Planet of the Apes

[Naka]

Planet of the Apes
Down in jungle Africa
happily they play

[Dervish]

happily they play
swinging noisily from trees
throughout the season

[Naka]

throughut the season,
until the poachers arrived
blood was all over

[Dervish]

blood was all over
it was the most gory sight
lives stilled by men's guns

[Naka]

lives stilled by men's guns
Like what NATO are doing :mad:
in other country :mad:

[Dervish]

in other country
internal conflict and strife
NATO should stay out

[Naka]

NATO should stay out
mind their own blxxdy business
All they want is oil

[loderunner]

All they want is oil
To solve their energy vows
At others expense

[Dervish]

At others expense
Obama said Osama
the man is quite dead

[Naka]

At others expense
Obama said Osama
the man is quite dead

the man is dead
why their names are quite the same. :D
confuse, who is who ? :confused:

[Dervish]

confuse, who is who ? :confused:
"B" for boss, "S" for sicko
Is he really dead?

[Naka]

confuse, who is who ? :confused:
"B" for boss, "S" for sicko
Is he really dead?

Is he really dead
do you believe western news?
is S his cousin

[Dervish]

is S his cousin
is he born in Hawaii?
still a mystery

[lly]

still a mystery
many things cannot explain
why crack your head hard

[Dervish]

why crack your head hard
over these questionable
unanswerables

[Naka]

unanswerables
who care unanswerables.
answer and answer

[Dervish]

answer and answer
delights the insatiable
all through the ages

[Naka]

all through the ages
repeat and repeat always
through out history.

[QuietStorm]

through out history
man has always liked word games
but a few hate them

[Dervish]

but a few hate them
for word games gave them ulcers
the worrying kind

[QuietStorm]

The worrying kind
They who have no life at all
Oh God please save them

[QuietStorm]

Oh God please save them
For they don't know what they do
Some silly humans

[Dervish]

Some silly humans
some are really not quite so
it truly depends

[QuietStorm]

it truly depends
on whether i have the cash
you buy me lunch first?

[Dervish]

you buy me lunch first?
No, no! Not vegetarian!
No dhall curry please!

[QuietStorm]

No dhall curry please!
Give me curry chicken gravy please!
That is much better

[Dervish]

No dhall curry please!
Give me curry chicken gravy please!
That is much better
that is much better?
Where got? Nine syllables there!
why are you cheating?

[QuietStorm]

why are you cheating?
once in a while ok lah!
why, are you angry?

[Dervish]

why, are you angry?
how do I pacify you?
should I 'my dear' you?

[QuietStorm]

should I 'my dear' you?
even serving you breakfast?
no, i think so NOT!

[Dervish]

no, i think so NOT!
my-dearing makes my face hot
i would rather not!

[QuietStorm]

i would rather not!
why should i risk it, my dear?
fd it will be

[Dervish]

fd it will be
fd? I wonder. fd?
whatever is that?

[QuietStorm]

whatever is that?
it doesn't matter now, dude
the problem is solved

[Dervish]

the problem is solved
Good to know, good to know. Good!
I am glad for you.

[QuietStorm]

I am glad for you
Reelected yet again
Forget me not, sir

[Dervish]

Forget me not, sir?
I will try. Really! I will.
only time will tell

[QuietStorm]

only time will tell
i'm not in a hurry
time to take a puff

[Dervish]

time to take a puff
and soak in my Jacuzzi
Life is wonderful

[QuietStorm]

Life is wonderful
Here I'm in my bathtub
Without a worry

[Dervish]

Without a worry
no idle thoughts besiege me
i am free at last.

[QuietStorm]

i am free at last
foot loose and fancy free, yeah!
girls, come and get me!

[Dervish]

girls, come and get me!
get me to the church on time
by hook or by crook

[QuietStorm]

By hook or by crook
Pay me and be rewarded
Come on, let's do it

[Dervish]

Come on, let's do it
I don't know ... is it legal?
What if Mr Chang ...

[QuietStorm]

What if Mr Chang ...
What if the rain stopped falling?
So many what ifs

[Dervish]

So many what ifs
Can you think of anything
Better, funner. No?

[QuietStorm]

Better, funner. No?
The answer is no, my friend
Unless you bribe me

[Dervish]

Unless you bribe me
That's against Forum Rules, right?
Itching for trouble?

[QuietStorm]

Itching for trouble?
But it hurts so good. Period.
I don't really mind.

[Dervish]

I don't really mind
Breeding cow - my cup of tea
What have you to say?

[QuietStorm]

What have you to say?
I'm most puzzled by it
Where did the cows go?

[Dervish]

Where did the cows go?
Into penthouses of course
Strange ... you do not know?

[QuietStorm]

Strange ... you do not know?
Cows are a sound investment?
Let's get rich today!

[Dervish]

Let's get rich today!
Wait for the cows to come home?
Oh no! Oh no! No!

[QuietStorm]

Oh no! Oh no! No!
The cows may have to go! How?
Can you please help me?

[Dervish]

Can you please help me?
I'm quite certain that I can't
I'm in deep shit too!

[QuietStorm]

I'm in deep shit too!
My cows are frozen, how lah?
Teach me what to do

[Dervish]

Teach me what to do?
Just warm up all your fingers
And wrap around it

[QuietStorm]

And wrap around it
Do you feel the excitement?
Tell me about it

[Dervish]

Tell me about it
Avoid lurid descriptions
That is impolite

[QuietStorm]

That is impolite
And besides I prefer food
Women, take a hike!

;)

[Dervish]

Women, take a hike!
Go away! Don't bother me.
Come back tomorrow. :D

[QuietStorm]

Come back tomorrow
I will be at the same place
Wearing only this ;)

[Dervish]

Wearing only this
Yes! And nothing else but this
How does this suit you?

[QuietStorm]

How does this suit you?
I really don't have a clue
Please fill me in, mate

[Dervish]

Please fill me in, mate
Meet me at the usual place
At the usual time


..............


At the usual time
with the usual secrecy
No one needs to know

[QuietStorm]

No one needs to know
No one must know. You get it?
Oh, there she is now!

[Dervish]

Oh, there she is now!
Just watch her silky tresses
And burn with envy.

[QuietStorm]

And burn with envy
She has a huge diamond ring
I have a huge debt

[Dervish]

I have a huge debt
She and her branded handbags
I should disown her

[QuietStorm]

I should disown her
But she is not my wife lah
But the dough is mine

[Dervish]

But the dough is mine
Doughy is as doughy gets
Doughy is my wife

[QuietStorm]

Doughy is my wife
She loves botox more than me
She enjoys shopping

[Dervish]

She enjoys shopping
And she told me that this thread
Is extremely DEAD!

[QuietStorm]

Is extremely DEAD!
It has been sent straight to hell
It is burning hot

[Dervish]

It is burning hot
What is burning hot, my friend?
I think I am lost!

[Totoro2010]

I think I am lost!
But don't give up
I am sure can find a way out

[QuietStorm]

I think I am lost!
But don't give up
I am sure can find a way out(Buddy, last line should contain five words only. :D)

[Totoro2010]

(Buddy, last line should contain five words only. :D)

(ok ok...I amended , can or not?)

I think I am lost!
But don't give up
Sure can find way out

[QuietStorm]

Sure can find way out
The secret is out there, mate
Seek and you shall find

(Totoro bro, thanks!)

[Dervish]

Seek and you shall find
nothing but eerie silence
Listen! The pin dropped!