Cerita Panjang - GAME

[Dervish]

The rules are simple. No 5 words limitation. You finish off the sentence of the player before you and start a new sentence to be completed by the player after you.

Eg:

Once upon a time, there..........
(First player)


....lived a cowherd named Ling. He was married with .......
(Second player)


....three kids. He had ten cows .......
(Third player)


....and two chickens. In the morning he.....
(fourth player)

and so on. Very simple game which allows you to stretch your imaginations to the limit. Short sentences, long ones, your call. I suppose the usual rules apply, er....like elsewhere.

[Dervish]

One fine morning in the middle of ...........

[currymee]

a heated argument, Arnold got up. He started firing ....

[Dervish]

for no reasons whatsoever. The lizards on the wall .....

[currymee]

dropped their tails and fled. Unrelented Arnold continued ....

[Dervish]

the pursuit into the MPSJ building charging in with flaring nostrils. What a sight .....

[birdy]

when he saw Selangor Menteri Besar and Malaysia Prime Minister was there to greet him. :eek:

[Dervish]

He dropped his bazooka instantly and flashed them his 5-million smile. Then...

[currymee]

when he saw Selangor Menteri Besar and Malaysia Prime Minister was there to greet him. :eek:

(and your half sentence is ... )

[Dervish]

(and your half sentence is ... )

Aiyo..ya lor...I also forgot....how ar?

[birdy]

(and your half sentence is ... )
oh.. I get it how to play now..it's just like never ending story without 5 words restriction.

[currymee]

Aiyo..ya lor...I also forgot....how ar?

w continue from ... then ...

Then Arnold stopped and laughed. He winked .....

[Dervish]

at me. I fainted and ....

[currymee]

Arnold swoop down. He carried venuspop ....

[Dervish]

to God knows where. Waking up, Venuspop ....

[currymee]

screamed when she (assumed you are a girl here!! :p ) saw 2 huge pigs. They were .....

[Dervish]

er...really helium balloons carried by the children who accompanied their parents to pay their assessment :eek: :eek: :eek: at this building. :eek: :eek: :eek:
Thinking "Sei Foh" (fire die), venuspop raced to the ...

(assume away. Boy, girl, makes no difference....can still play...) :D :D

[currymee]

information counter. Arnold was there ....

[Dervish]

in his sunglasses, dashing and debonair. All the perempuans .....

[currymee]

went weak-kneed. Then Susan barged in ....

[Dervish]

...and starred daggers at them all. Standing behind Arnold was Currymee with a bowl ...

[currymee]

of lohmee for a change :D . Susan threw a punch ....

[Dervish]

grabbed the lohmee and dared currymee to reach out for it. Appalled ...

[currymee]

Currymee flew into a rage and slapped her. Arnold shouted ....

[Dervish]

.."Eh, slap some more!" He flirted with the receptionist ....

[currymee]

and was pulled by the ear by Susan. Screaming and kicking, Arnold ....

[Dervish]

threw such a tantrum. His original mission was forgotten as he....

[currymee]

was pulled out of MPSJ. Everyone was staring ....

[Dervish]

shocked to the core. Another vehicle in the car park was ......

[currymee]

Currymee leaving for Lick Hung. Time to go .....

[Dervish]

to fetch the anak. He waved goodbye and soon ....

[currymee]

he drove off. The traffic was .... (ok, htg now, literally, go fetch anak hahaha ... :D )

[Dervish]

...mean. He zigged zagged among the drivers and ....

[loderunner]

soon reached the school. Picking up his daughter ...

[QuietStorm]

oh.. I get it how to play now..it's just like never ending story without 5 words restriction.( Yes, yes. That is correct. Now you fly back in here and play away ! :D )

at the school gate, he suddenly had an itch in his left nostril. Using his pinky ... :eek:

[loderunner]

...he made an example of it. :eek: :eek: Duly satiated, he ....

[QuietStorm]

...motioned to the headmistress and beckoned her over. At that moment who should turn up but ...

[loderunner]

Samy in his new toupee beaming left and right. The headmistress yelled....

[QuietStorm]

(Hahaha...Samy is in this story too? :p)

...at the top of her lungs, "waaaaahh....I'd like to have that toupee for my husband!!". Shocked at her outburst, Samy ...

[loderunner]

(looking for the comedy of errors) :D :D :D

....grab his toupee and hid it inside his shirt right above his bulging tummy. Holding up his empty hands, he looked ..................

[Sugarfree]

**new game! i likey!thanks,vp**

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left and right but still cudn't find a well-endowed lenglui to tie his shoes. not surprising as....

[birdy]

he squad down and tie his shoes, he spotted a sexy leg in front of him. It was no other but ...........

[currymee]

Susan who forgots her handbag. She slapped Samy .....

[birdy]

left, right, up, down and punch him in the centre :eek: Samy feel to the ground and turned into ..........

[currymee]

an ogre. Susan also turned .....

[QuietStorm]

likewise. A donkey soon appeared with ....

[currymee]

a carrot in its mouth. MPSJ officers aghast to ....

[QuietStorm]

..find no one was double parking in Taipan thus no "collection" for the day ! :mad: Just as the clock turned 1pm ...

[currymee]

Khir Toyo walked in shouting. "Siapa saman saya punya bini punya .... "

[QuietStorm]

" ... you tahu siapa ka saya?!" he screamed at officer Ali who was just about to take a leak, his bladder almost at bursting point. The scene was ridiculously funny as Ali's fly ....

[currymee]

was slowly sliding down. Ali said , "Excuse me ...

[QuietStorm]

"...while I get Officer Siti to attend to you." Six minutes later, Officer Siti appeared before a stunned KT who found ...

[currymee]

that Siti was his ex-#$%@ . Ayoyo !!!, Samy shouted, itu Siti .....

[QuietStorm]

"...ah, sangat suka makan pisang mas yang Encik Chang menghidangkan di perkebunannya !!" Chang appeared at that very moment with ....

[currymee]

his MPSJ bills and shouted APA MAU LAGI ???? :mad: . Chang in a bad mood ......

[QuietStorm]

..to be sure. Thunder ....

[currymee]

and lightning like Zeus on warpath. He smacked down the bills .....

[QuietStorm]

..cracking the table into two !! :eek: As if that was not enough ...

[Dervish]

...he whipped out a banana and issued it to KT. KT was puzzled and ...

[Naka]

" I dun wan!!" KT throw back the banana..

[Dervish]

The banana flipped all over MPSJ as no one will have anything to do with it. Finally it landed on ...

[Naka]

CM's table again....In a angry mood, CM..

[Dervish]

ate two more bowls of currymee. It calm him so....

[Naka]

much that he farted. KT looked at him


p/s...htg

[Dervish]

eyes wide, lips parted revealing stained brown teeth. Holding his breath, he ...

[Doodles]

made it known to those present that if there was one thing he disliked, it was the smell of fart. Another thing he disliked was ...

[Dervish]

men in toupee who turned into ogre. Samy and Susan, the ogre and ogress, sat on the donkey and ....

[Naka]

with parangs in their hands and waiting for.

[QuietStorm]

...subsequently broke its back ! :eek: Donkeyless, Samy and Susan ...

[Dervish]

had to walk out of MPSJ building. Arnold saw Susan (Ogress) but .....

[QuietStorm]

..ignored her. Instead Arnold walked towards ...

[Dervish]

Quietstorm who suddenly appeared round the corner. They ...

[QuietStorm]

..haven't met for years and years. Arnold pleaded with QS to join him on a dangerous mission to ...

[Dervish]

catch the toupee man who turned into a mercury-like ogre. It can change into different shapes and ....

[QuietStorm]

..is on a warpath against humankind. The toupee man must be ....

[Dervish]

Samy except that by now, he would have taken a different form. Arnold sat with QS and ...

[QuietStorm]

..ordered a jug of beer at Syed Bistro, only to be told that beer wasn't served there. Instead the irritated waiter suggested ...

[Dervish]

sky juice. Suspicion aroused, Arnold and QS stared at the waiter and discovered....

[QuietStorm]

..that he was their long lost classmate of 1990 ! Tears flowed freely and the men ...

(I hope this isn't turning out to be a story of 3 men hugging each other, crying and doing not so palatable things ! :eek: )

[currymee]

(your wish is granted QS .. )

were hugging each other, crying and doing not so palatable things ! Susan disgusted ......

[Dervish]

..with their lack of composure said "Hah" and disappeared. Behind her, a strange man ....

[QuietStorm]

(your wish is granted QS .. ) ( OMG! Me and my big mouth. Have to steer things back to normality. Let's go back to blood, gore, explosions, C4s... :p )

...walked away towards her parked car, opened the door and got in. When she turned the ignition key, there was a spark, followed by a funny sound and then ...

[Dervish]

the strange man appeared. She ....

[currymee]

heard 4 loud pops and a hiss. Her tyres went flat and snake ....

[Dervish]

....s......four of them appeared. Suddenly all four snakes morphed into a ...

[Dervish]

The story so far - Part 1

One fine morning in the middle of a heated argument, Arnold got up. He started firing for no reasons whatsoever. The lizards on the wall dropped their tails and fled. Unrelented Arnold continued the pursuit into the MPSJ building charging in with flaring nostrils. What a sight when he saw Selangor Menteri Besar and Malaysia Prime Minister was there to greet him. He dropped his bazooka instantly and flashed them his $5-million smile. Then, Arnold stopped and laughed. He winked at me. I fainted and Arnold swoop down. He carried venuspop to God knows where. Waking up, Venuspop screamed when she (assumed you are a girl here!! ) saw 2 huge pigs. They were er...really helium balloons carried by the children who accompanied their parents to pay their assessment at this building. Thinking "Sei Foh" (fire die), venuspop raced to the ... information counter. Arnold was there .... in his sunglasses, dashing and debonair. All the perempuans ..... went weak-kneed. Then Susan barged in .... ...and starred daggers at them all. Standing behind Arnold was Currymee with a bowl ... of lohmee for a change . Susan threw a punch .... grabbed the lohmee and dared currymee to reach out for it. Appalled . Currymee flew into a rage and slapped her. Arnold shouted .... .."Eh, slap some more!" He flirted with the receptionist .... and was pulled by the ear by Susan. Screaming and kicking, Arnold .... threw such a tantrum. His original mission was forgotten as he.. was pulled out of MPSJ. Everyone was staring .... shocked to the core. Another vehicle in the car park was ...... Currymee leaving for Lick Hung. Time to go .... to fetch the anak. He waved goodbye and soon .... he drove off. The traffic was .......mean. He zigged zagged among the drivers and .... soon reached the school. Picking up his daughter ... at the school gate, he suddenly had an itch in his left nostril. Using his pinky ... ...he made an example of it. Duly satiated, he ... ...motioned to the headmistress and beckoned her over. At that moment who should turn up but ... Samy in his new toupee beaming left and right. The headmistress yelled... ...at the top of her lungs, "waaaaahh....I'd like to have that toupee for my husband!!". Shocked at her outburst, Samy .. ....grab his toupee and hid it inside his shirt right above his bulging tummy. Holding up his empty hands, he looked ........ left and right but still cudn't find a well-endowed lenglui to tie his shoes. not surprising as.... he squad down and tie his shoes, he spotted a sexy leg in front of him. It was no other but ........ Susan who forgots her handbag. She slapped Samy ..... left, right, up, down and punch him in the centre Samy feel to the ground and turned into .... an ogre. Susan also turned ..... likewise. A donkey soon appeared with .. a carrot in its mouth. MPSJ officers aghast to .. ..find no one was double parking in Taipan thus no "collection" for the day ! Just as the clock turned 1pm ...Khir Toyo walked in shouting. "Siapa saman saya punya bini punya .... "" ... you tahu siapa ka saya?!" he screamed at officer Ali who was just about to take a leak, his bladder almost at bursting point. The scene was ridiculously funny as Ali's fly ....was slowly sliding down. Ali said , "Excuse me ..."...while I get Officer Siti to attend to you." Six minutes later, Officer Siti appeared before a stunned KT who found ...that Siti was his ex-#$%@ . Ayoyo !!!, Samy shouted, itu Siti ..... "...ah, sangat suka makan pisang mas yang Encik Chang menghidangkan di perkebunannya !!" Chang appeared at that very moment with .... his MPSJ bills and shouted APA MAU LAGI ???? . Chang in a bad mood . ..to be sure. Thunder .. and lightning like Zeus on warpath. He smacked down the bills ..... ..cracking the table into two !! As if that was not enough ... .he whipped out a banana and issued it to KT. KT was puzzled and ... " I dun wan!!" KT throw back the banana.. The banana flipped all over MPSJ as no one will have anything to do with it. Finally it landed on CM's table again....In a angry mood, CM.. ate two more bowls of currymee. It calm him so.. much that he farted. KT looked at him … eyes wide, lips parted revealing stained brown teeth. Holding his breath, he ... made it known to those present that if there was one thing he disliked, it was the smell of fart. Another thing he disliked was .. men in toupee who turned into ogre. Samy and Susan, the ogre and ogress, sat on the donkey and ... with parangs in their hands and waiting for. .subsequently broke its back ! Donkeyless, Samy and Susan ... had to walk out of MPSJ building. Arnold saw Susan (Ogress) but .. ..ignored her. Instead Arnold walked towards . Quietstorm who suddenly appeared round the corner. They ..haven't met for years and years. Arnold pleaded with QS to join him on a dangerous mission to ... catch the toupee man who turned into a mercury-like ogre. It can change into different shapes and .. .is on a warpath against humankind. The toupee man must be ... Samy except that by now, he would have taken a different form. Arnold sat with QS and .. .ordered a jug of beer at Syed Bistro, only to be told that beer wasn't served there. Instead the irritated waiter suggested sky juice. Suspicion aroused, Arnold and QS stared at the waiter and discovered... .that he was their long lost classmate of 1990 ! Tears flowed freely and the men ... were hugging each other, crying and doing not so palatable things ! Susan disgusted .. ..with their lack of composure said "Hah" and disappeared. Behind her, a strange man .. ...walked away towards her parked car, opened the door and got in. When she turned the ignition key, there was a spark, followed by a funny sound and then .. the strange man appeared. She ... heard 4 loud pops and a hiss. Her tyres went flat and snake . ...s......four of them appeared. Suddenly all four snakes morphed into a ...

[QuietStorm]

...most amazing sight ever. It was as hypnotizing as it was ....

[Dervish]

amazing. Just when it looked as if the morphing is completed, it morphed further into the shape of a .....

[currymee]

BIG YELLOW BANANA. Chang let out an evil laugh and ....

[QuietStorm]

(Venuspop, how many times did you watch Terminator 2 ? :p )

...aimed his banana straight at the rabbit who was with Alice. A bright light ...

[Dervish]

(Venuspop, how many times did you watch Terminator 2 ? :p )

:D :D ....too many times, too many times...:D :D


appeared. The rabbit was ....

[QuietStorm]

:D :D ....too many times, too many times...:D :D(That much I figured! :D:D.)

..as the story goes, a long lost cousin of the Toupee Man. It was only in recent months ...

[currymee]

it hibernated and now was immediately sliced, diced and stewed by Arnold. Rabbit soup is served for ....

[QuietStorm]

dinner at Choy Kee. The curry mee auntie ...

[Dervish]

offered some to KT and his entourage who licked deliciously at the soup. Samy watched ....

[currymee]

sad coz he is on diet today. Arnold said I want ....

[QuietStorm]

..curry mee or nothing! Two minutes later, a voice shouted "Kwan sui! ......"

[Dervish]

and a pail of water was delivered. Surprised, they ...

[QuietStorm]

looked at a sad, dejected Arnold. He stood up ...

[Naka]

and walked straight out and followed by

[Dervish]

... Samy who was the long lost cousin of the rabbit. Alice ....

[QuietStorm]

looked deliriously happy. Could that be because ....

[Dervish]

of that wink she thought she saw? She looked again ....

[Sugarfree]

4 her lost cat named pussy.arnold found her pussy in a state of ;)

[Dervish]

agitation. Distracted Alice went home to ....

[Sugarfree]

take a shower.unbeknownst to her... ;)

[Dervish]

Samy was watching! Distraught, she ...

(aiya....thought I was in the 5-word thread :D :D )

[Sugarfree]

decided 2tease the old man.slowly...

[currymee]

she do a strip tease. Samy kena heart attack and .....

[Dervish]

then she dressed herself and with a sudden movement, PLONK Samy on the head, just to be sure. He ...

[Sugarfree]

went down like a rock.she took off her clothes again 2continue her shower when...

[currymee]

Samy had a second stroke and DIED on the spot - the end. However , Susan .....

[Dervish]

became godmother to Alice. With Samy dead, Arnold .....

[Doodles]

decided to quit politics and return to what he does best. His next movie is tentatively titled..

[Dervish]

Toupee Terminator. The cast includes....

[Doodles]

Bruce Willis, Jason Alexander (Seinfeld), Ving Rhames, amongst others. It is to be directed by....

[Dervish]

Arnold himself. First, he needed directing lessons so he went to...

[Doodles]

Malaysia to look for inspirations. However, not all was well as....

[Dervish]

Susan had already turned into an ogress. He can't be seen with her in ....

[Doodles]

the land of bolehneSs. A bomoh told Arnold...

[Dervish]

saw the man who can save Susan from her ogressness. The man looked familiar .....

[loderunner]

as if he had seen him before. Looking closely .....

[QuietStorm]

at his trousers, it did seem there was indeed a faeces stain !! :eek:. Quickly, he dumped ...

[Doodles]

his pants into a washing machine, turned it on and left for teh-tarik without realizing that a keen pair of eyes were watching from within. The sun was..

[Naka]

hot that day and he went.

[Dervish]

...most amazing sight ever. It was as hypnotizing as it was .. amazing. Just when it looked as if the morphing is completed, it morphed further into the shape of a .. BIG YELLOW BANANA. Chang let out an evil laugh and .... ...aimed his banana straight at the rabbit who was with Alice. A bright light .. appeared. The rabbit was .... as the story goes, a long lost cousin of the Toupee Man. It was only in recent months ... it hibernated and now was immediately sliced, diced and stewed by Arnold. Rabbit soup is served for .. dinner at Choy Kee. The curry mee auntie ... offered some to KT and his entourage who licked deliciously at the soup. Samy watched .. sad coz he is on diet today. Arnold said I want . .curry mee or nothing! Two minutes later, a voice shouted "Kwan sui! ......" and a pail of water was delivered. Surprised, they .. looked at a sad, dejected Arnold. He stood up . and walked straight out and followed by ... Samy who was the long lost cousin of the rabbit. Alice .. looked deliriously happy. Could that be because of that wink she thought she saw? She looked again .... 4 her lost cat named pussy.arnold found her pussy in a state of agitation. Distracted Alice went home to . take a shower.unbeknownst to her.. Samy was watching! Distraught, she .. decided 2tease the old man.slowly. she do a strip tease. Samy kena heart attack and .. then she dressed herself and with a sudden movement, PLONK Samy on the head, just to be sure. He went down like a rock she took off her clothes again 2continue her shower when. Samy had a second stroke and DIED on the spot - the end. However , Susan .. became godmother to Alice. With Samy dead, Arnold ……….decided to quit politics and return to what he does best. His next movie is tentatively titled….Toupee Terminator. The cast includes... Bruce Willis, Jason Alexander (Seinfeld), Ving Rhames, amongst others. It is to be directed by.. Arnold himself. First, he needed directing lessons so he went to. Malaysia to look for inspirations. However, not all was well as.. Susan had already turned into an ogress. He can't be seen with her in .. the land of bolehneSs. A bomoh told Arnold…. saw the man who can save Susan from her ogressness. The man looked familiar .. as if he had seen him before. Looking closely ..... at his trousers, it did seem there was indeed a faeces stain !! . Quickly, he dumped . his pants into a washing machine, turned it on and left for teh-tarik without realizing that a keen pair of eyes were watching from within. The sun was. hot that day and he went…

[Dervish]

hot that day and he went.

...for a swim. The sharks ......

[Doodles]

found their lunch! :eek: The midday sun...

[Dervish]

baked the lunch to perfection. The Taikor is ....

[Doodles]

watching from afar with a pair of binoculars, relishing in the sight of his enemy being slowly eaten by a school of hungry sharks. Then..

[Dervish]

the confused Taikor said "I thought I'm the one eaten by the shark but looks like it's someone else". The shark's lunch was actually ......

[Doodles]

all in the Taikor's imagination. As the camera pans out, Taikor was seen...

[Dervish]

discussing with Arnold about the plot. The movie starts with ....

[Doodles]

a Mongolian girl being forcefully taken to a jungle by a group of ruffians. Later..

[Dervish]

after the unpalatable job is completed, the group of ruffians shaved their heads bald and called themselves "The Toupee Terminators". The lead actor who is the hero.....

[Doodles]

in another movie titled "1Wife Only For Me" plays the good guy once again. The movie co-stars..

[Dervish]

Bruce Willis as the evil businessman who had the banana monopoly in an eastern country. In a move to monopolize all other fruits, he ...

[Doodles]

assassinates the King of Fruits in the most sinister plot ever seen in a movie. The murder weapon..

[Dervish]

is a very thorny fruit reinforced with high tech titanium diamond spikes. When mobilized, these ....

[Doodles]

weapons could kill ants, animals and C4 handlers from a distance of 100 miles with 100% accuracy. Arnold..

[Dervish]

had plastic durians made and photoshoped with CS4 to make them look like the deadly weapons. In the end, the hero........

(who's the hero again?)

[Doodles]

..does a most incredulous thing, a stunt even Jackie Chan wouldn't attempt but producers are reluctant to say what it is. They felt..

(who's the hero? Ahhhh..... ;) )

[Dervish]

that the suspense will be good for the Box Office. At the conclusion of the movie, Arnold ......

(never mind about the hero :D :D ......forgotten who's who....)

[Doodles]

couldn't resist uttering his trademark one-liner "I'll Be Bcak!". And indeed Arnold would be back but only if the same could be said for..

(:D )

[Dervish]

the toupee man who is very dead by now and therefore not capable of ever coming back. Sighing deeply, Arnold decided to ....

[Doodles]

have a discussion with Stan Winston to see if he could come up with a clone of the lovable toupee man. Fortunately or unfortunately..

[Dervish]

the toupee man can be cloned if two bananas are mashed and mixed with chillies (fire), in a concoction of clay (earth) with a pint of santan (water) using a stainless steel spatula (metal). The four elements ....

[Dervish]

Part 1 - page 6
Part 2 - page 9


....for a swim. The sharks ...... found their lunch! The midday sun.. baked the lunch to perfection. The Taikor is ... watching from afar with a pair of binoculars, relishing in the sight of his enemy being slowly eaten by a school of hungry sharks. Then the confused Taikor said "I thought I'm the one eaten by the shark but looks like it's someone else". The shark's lunch was actually ... all in the Taikor's imagination. As the camera pans out, Taikor was seendiscussing with Arnold about the plot. The movie starts with .. a Mongolian girl being forcefully taken to a jungle by a group of ruffians. Laterafter the unpalatable job is completed, the group of ruffians shaved their heads bald and called themselves "The Toupee Terminators". The lead actor who is the hero.... in another movie titled "1Wife Only For Me" plays the good guy once again. The movie co-stars. Bruce Willis as the evil businessman who had the banana monopoly in an eastern country. In a move to monopolize all other fruits, he . assassinates the King of Fruits in the most sinister plot ever seen in a movie. The murder weapon is a very thorny fruit reinforced with high tech titanium diamond spikes. When mobilized, these .. weapons could kill ants, animals and C4 handlers from a distance of 100 miles with 100% accuracy. Arnoldhad plastic durians made and photoshoped with CS4 to make them look like the deadly weapons. In the end, the hero...... ..does a most incredulous thing, a stunt even Jackie Chan wouldn't attempt but the producers are reluctant to say what it is. They felt.. that the suspense will be good for the Box Office. At the conclusion of the movie, Arnold . couldn't resist uttering his trademark one-liner "I'll Be Bcak!". And indeed Arnold would be back but only if the same could be said fothe toupee man who is very dead by now and therefore not capable of ever coming back. Sighing deeply, Arnold decided to ... have a discussion with Stan Winston to see if he could come up with a clone of the lovable toupee man. Fortunately or unfortunately, ….the toupee man can be cloned if two bananas are mashed and mixed with chillies (fire), in a concoction of clay (earth) with a pint of santan (water) using a stainless steel spatula (metal). The four elements ....

[Doodles]

are Earth, Water, Air and Fire but we are not here today to talk about them. Instead, please turn to page 75 of the script and you will find..

[QuietStorm]

...that it's time for breakfast. At the breakfast table ....

[Naka]

there were cakes and noodles. KT took all...

[Doodles]

home to share with his family members and friends who were waiting eagerly with their hands stretched out. For more than 50 years..

[Dervish]

they had not gone as hungry as now. After they sapu everything on the table, they demanded for ....

[Doodles]

more which is to be expected. After all..

[Dervish]

you can never have enough of anything. Which brought them to the subject of ....

[Doodles]

being guaranteed to be spoon fed for life. Some people..

[Dervish]

needed paper guarantees for such things but may I know what happens to the toupee man? Will he be resurrected or .....

[Doodles]

beaten to a pulp, never to riSe again? If you ask me..

[Dervish]

.........I'll say beating a dead man to a pulp is a most indecent proposal. In order to be respectable, one should ....

[Doodles]

just tie him to a pole and force feed him with horse manure 4 times a day for a week. If you think..

[Dervish]

...that is worse than death, think again. The man's stone dead and not .....

[Doodles]

be able to feel a thing. Besides..

[Dervish]

will you show me page 75 of the script I never had? I can't imagine what ....

[Doodles]

kind of day tomorrow will be. Will it be a good day filled with..

[Dervish]

happy circumstances? Or will it begin with ...

[Doodles]

a gift from the heavens and that is Arnold knocking on my door with an invite to star alongside him in his comeback movie about ridding the world of parasites and freeloaders? My girlfriend will surely..

[Dervish]

...insist on co-starring with Arnold and whatever shall I say to her? I .....

[Doodles]

can think of two things, the first of which is to advise her to take up acting lessons first. Secondly..

[Dervish]

..I'll probably need the same for myself. *impish grin* To be serious though....

[Doodles]

and I hate to lie to you or anyone else, for that matter, I've to confess that I'm a glutton. Just this morning, I had..

[Dervish]

three bowls of currymee, two packs of nasi lemak washed down with three glasses of teh tarik. Is there a Glutton Anonymous ......

[Doodles]

in USJ for I would sure like to meet some gluttons who are just like me. If I ever..

[Dervish]

…are Earth, Water, Air and Fire but we are not here today to talk about them. Instead, please turn to page 75 of the script and you will find. ..that it's time for breakfast. At the breakfast table .. there were cakes and noodles. KT took all. home to share with his family members and friends who were waiting eagerly with their hands stretched out. For more than 50 yearsthey had not gone as hungry as now. After they sapu everything on the table, they demanded for . more which is to be expected. After all….you can never have enough of anything. Which brought them to the subject of .. being guaranteed to be spoon fed for life. Some people. needed paper guarantees for such things but may I know what happens to the toupee man? Will he be resurrected or .. beaten to a pulp, never to riSe again? If you ask me. ........I'll say beating a dead man to a pulp is a most indecent proposal. In order to be respectable, one should .. just tie him to a pole and force feed him with horse manure 4 times a day for a week. If you think ..that is worse than death, think again. The man's stone dead and not .... be able to feel a thing. Besides …will you show me page 75 of the script I never had? I can't imagine what ... kind of day tomorrow will be. Will it be a good day filled with. happy circumstances? Or will it begin with ... a gift from the heavens and that is Arnold knocking on my door with an invite to star alongside him in his comeback movie about ridding the world of parasites and freeloaders? My girlfriend will surely.. ...insist on co-starring with Arnold and whatever shall I say to her? I ... can think of two things, the first of which is to advise her to take up acting lessons first. Secondly.. .I'll probably need the same for myself. *impish grin* To be serious though.. and I hate to lie to you or anyone else, for that matter, I've to confess that I'm a glutton. Just this morning, I had three bowls of currymee, two packs of nasi lemak washed down with three glasses of teh tarik. Is there a Glutton Anonymous . in USJ for I would sure like to meet some gluttons who are just like me. If I ever

[Naka]

meet one, I'll challenge him to 'eat all you can'. In a.

[Dervish]

....squeeze of a lime, we'll all be plump enough for the picking. Do I hear knives being .....

[QuietStorm]

....sharpened for the ultimate feast of chicken chop and sirloin steak. The chef .....

[Dervish]

...'s...signature dish is grilled snakes which must be supplied by diners. A trip to SS17 ...

[Doodles]

while doing the moonwalk is tricky unless one were Michael Jackson. Speaking of MJ, he had always enjoyed a meal with no..

[Dervish]

regrets. That is why he....

[Naka]

is a bag of bones..He

[Dervish]

is really weird. Once, he ....

[Doodles]

sucked his own toes. He called that..

[Naka]

sucking nipples. He is

[Dervish]

such a sucker. Then there was the time he...

[Doodles]

<<delete! .. Sir VP beat me to it. >>

Deleted post: *one confused man who couldn't tell the difference between nipples and toes. Outrageous though that might be..* . ... Please continue from post no. 184.

[Doodles]

(Con't from post no.184)

went skinny dipping with Brooke Shields. Being a shy guy, Michael..

[Dervish]

...was fully clothed wearing his trademark gloves and white socks. The sharks refused to eat him because ....

[Doodles]

he didn't look like a palatable meal at all. His trademark gloves..

[Dervish]

were made from PVC for crying out loud! And his white socks ....

[Doodles]

were products from an illegal factory in Pulau Tikus. As if that isn't shocking enough..

[Dervish]

...his flesh isn't even real not forgetting his hair. They were ....

[QuietStorm]

...not expecting anyone to turn up except for one woman. She will be dressed.....

[Dervish]

all right. So you can forget about ....

[Doodles]

asking her to accompany you on your garbage collection duty. She has better..

(Sir VP, I wasn't referring to you. Please don't get angry :p Just going with the flow of the [disjointed?] story!)

[Dervish]

stay at home and be good. Or else....

(Sir D, worry not. This is just a game....*grins*...)

[Doodles]

the bogeyman would come get her. Looking at the bright side..

[Dervish]

as I always do, I wonder what is becoming to this story. We have lost Samy, the toupee man and Arnold .....

[Naka]

and as usual like the other threads, we are lost! What should we,

[Dervish]

as a group of responsible story tellers do? Let's ...

[Naka]

try again and see what happen. The story is

[Doodles]

about to start. Nevertheless, a reminder that..

[Dervish]

...this story is about a group of young men and women visiting outer space. The first planet .....

[Doodles]

they touch down has a strange glowing light. Unbelievable and shocking are appropriate words to describe..

[Dervish]

the creatures which came towards them. They ....

[Doodles]

have 4 eyes, one of which is on the face, another is located on the left palm. The third eye..

[Dervish]

....and the fourth are located on their chest. Our group leader Dr Sheik ....

[Doodles]

is handpicked by the sponsors to join the expedition. Ambitious and intelligent, Dr Sheik..

[Dervish]

step forward to greet the aliens. Their leader is an alien called ....

[Doodles]

Amanapa. Old, fragile but still cunning as a fox, he is responsible for the destruction of..

[Naka]

another distant star called Beta12. Amanapa....

[Dervish]

...in triumph, wrote a book called "The Alien Dilemma". It sold ....

[Doodles]

only a miserable 14 copies. During his younger days, Amanapa..

[Dervish]

had quite an illustrious career as a school teacher. His best friend was ....

[Doodles]

an alien named Rawna who was rather naive. He confided everything in Amanapa, only to be..

[loderunner]

confined to his mattress for a week with plain porridge and salt fish. His mattress was ...

[Doodles]

made of rock! This was a life he...

[loderunner]

was forced to live for the next thirty years. When his eyes began to dim ....

[Doodles]

a black van approached his house. A group of ruffians..

[currymee]

led by Arnold got down. Arnold said .....

[QuietStorm]

... in his menacing Austrian accent "This time you are in deep s*it!". Rawna was handcuffed and .....

[currymee]

beaten to a pulp. Arnold laughed and ....

[QuietStorm]

...laughed so hard he almost lost his balance. Watching the spectacle from a distance, Amanapa....

[currymee]

got bored. He ordered a LOAF ....

[QuietStorm]

...from his favourite bakery and started to munch on it while sitting on an Ikea stool. He looked like ...

[currymee]

a dummy on stool. Arnold then walked up ....

[Dervish]

...and asked him about Rawna and his mattress. He wanted to know how...

[QuietStorm]

..come Rawna bought it at Courts instead of at Ikea his favourite furniture store in the entire galaxy. A siren ...

[Dervish]

filled the alien air space. An invasion ...

[QuietStorm]

... was imminent. There was no ...

[Dervish]

time to sembang. The Malaysian youths headed by Dr Sheik shot into their......

[QuietStorm]

..respective rooms to get dressed in a hurry. In Dr Sheik's room, the closet popped open and ....

[Dervish]

who would step out but Mr Chang himself!! Dr Sheik bawled ..

[QuietStorm]

.....crying out "I'm supposed to come out of there, not you ! !". Mr Chang, grinning sheepishly, said ...

[currymee]

"I lost my way back from the Banana Plantation". BTW, would you like ......

[Dervish]

one? Something yellow flashed ...

[QuietStorm]

...before a group of horrified people. This time they were really ...

[Dervish]

..freaked out! They bolted ....

[QuietStorm]

..into Dr Sheik's closet ! The good doctor ...

[Dervish]

was not about to take so much nonsense. He ....

[QuietStorm]

ordered everyone out of the closet. With a sly grin, he ...

[Dervish]

....slipped into his astronaut suit and strut about in front of the alien mirror. Unbeknownst to him....

[QuietStorm]

the alien mirror was two-way. Standing on the other side were ...

[Dervish]

Amanapa, Rawna and the other Malaysian youths, all watching in embarrassment as Dr Sheik assume his Mr Universe Arnold Schwarzenegger pose. To make matters worse...

[QuietStorm]

...his fly was down ! Ignorance is bliss they say and so the good doctor ...

[Dervish]

continue monkeying around before the mirror, even batting seductive looking eye-lashes up close and personal. On the other side.....

[QuietStorm]

the "spectators" were puking away ! Amanapa ...

(Htg! Cheers)

[Dervish]

(okay. Cya)

....called for an inquiry to be conducted to 'study' such awesome conduct. Rawna ..

[Challenger]

was not to be outshone. He tooka deep breath and....

[Dervish]

raised his alien fist in the air crying "Performasi" The rest followed .....

[Doodles]

him to meet up with a human from Mongolia who was known far and wide in the universe for her stunning beauty. They finally arrived at her...