Cerita Panjang - GAME

[Doodles]

thought perhaps there was a rare chance that Selma might jump off the van and run towards me, begging me to give her a bear hug. (Remember I was mad so anything impossible might appear possible to me!). As it turned out..

[Dervish]

I was madly correct. Selma did jump off the van and did ...

[Doodles]

something I never thought she would do, completely catching me off guard. She pulled..

[Dervish]

some strings at Putrajaya to get me some golden crutches. I was madly ...

[Doodles]

.., truly, without a doubt, in love with the crutch giver. It was..

[Dervish]

truly, madly, deeply agonizing to love with so much savagery. I ...

[QuietStorm]

turned on the microphone and started to sing. The crowd reacted in horror when ...

[loderunner]

Selma started to sing along too. Her voice . . . . . . . .

[Naka]

was beautiful and the crowd started.............

[Dervish]

throwing rotten cabbages which amazes me. I thought I was such a great ...

[xinrong]

crooner and the song I chose suited me well too. Selma, also covered with cabbages from standing too close.....

[Dervish]

... was aghast by the experience and quickly took five steps away from me. The crowd ...

[xinrong]

roared and threw more rotten cabbages, this time with tomatoes as well. Selma whipped out an umbrella from nowhere and....

[Dervish]

managed to prevent the onslaught on her side of the stage. Left out alone in the cold, I ...

[xinrong]

decided to make the best of the situation and ran to hide behind Selma. The pelting rotten salad....

[Dervish]

continued its assault and I discovered to my chagrin that Selma had disappeared with her umbrella. Alone again, I ...

[xinrong]

decided to give my under-appreciated talent one more shot. I picked up the fallen mike...

[Dervish]

and sang "Negara Ku" but halfway through I forgot the words as it had been a lifetime since I last sang the song. An angry face glared at me from the crowd, and I discovered to my shock that the face belonged to ...

[xinrong]

our PM who thought he'd drop by to give support to new talents. His face was purple...

(gotta chao...dinner time. Have a nice day tomorrow!)

[Dervish]

with rage as he grabbed the mike from my quivering hands. In an inaudible grunt, he uttered ".....

(OK cya - wa...late dinner?)

[QuietStorm]

"this is how it should be done." He took in a deep breath and began ...

[Aquarius]

to sing "Negaraku" & hit the high notes. However, his voice...

[leesiew]

failed to keep the crowd which started to leave one after another. The rain soon began..

[loderunner]

to fall like stones from the sky. The PM stood still wondering . . . . . . .

[Dervish]

what he did wrong to deserve such "ungrateful", "unpatriotic" treatment. He ordered the skies to ....

[loderunner]

rain gold coins instead. Somehow . . . . . . .

[Dervish]

the rain pelted down on him with renewed vigor. Cursing ....

[loderunner]

and shouting all the 4-letter words he can think off. His voice suddenly . .. . . . .. . .

[xinrong]

went into squeeks. In a panic, he.....

[Doodles]

searched his pockets desperately for antibiotics but found none. It soon became obvious..

[Dervish]

that he's down with "Mad Brown Cow" disease which is a newly discovered disease where the victim sees cows in everything. Opening his mouth, he uttered "How now, brown cow?" but nobody could ...

[Doodles]

be bothered what came out of a cow's mouth. It was a hopeless..

[xinrong]

so he decided to call it quits for the night. He waved and said "see you later, alligator"...

[Doodles]

to his audience of one lonely bull. For a moment it seemed like..

[Dervish]

the cow, alligator and bull will join each other for a drink at the pub. However ...

[Doodles]

unbeknownst to them, a raiding party lay in wait behind a bush. A car honked..

[Dervish]

twice to signal their certain danger so they quickly piled into the back of the car full of relief and gratitude. The car then shifted into gear and drove them to a safe haven where they discovered that the driver was ...

[Doodles]

a man of impeccable taste when it came to good tasting food. A hot claypot of ..

[Dervish]

lamb stew waited for the foursome at the safe haven. After the delicious meal, someone whipped out some Havana cigars and ...

[Doodles]

a bunch of bananas. The cow screamed..

[Dervish]

... when her udders starting spewing bubbly beer all of a sudden. Her astonished companions rushed to their feet and ...

[loderunner]

collected with a plastic bag. It was too much . . . . . . .

[Dervish]

for one plastic bag to contain so they eventually rolled in an empty barrel which was quickly filled to the brim. Since the beer was still spewing forth, they ...

[loderunner]

all laid down on their backs with the mouths opened. One by one . . . . . .

[Dervish]

they became drunk. Soon ....

[Doodles]

everything became clear. Selma reached behind her..

[QuietStorm]

ear pulling out a gold coin. In the blink of an eye, she ...

[Dervish]

made it disappear. With a naughty wink, she ...

[Doodles]

pulled out a cucumber from her hat and passed it to me. I was surprised initially but soon..

[Dervish]

accepted her kind offer. It was an offer I couldn't ...

[Naka]

refused and I took a bite of the cucumber and

[loderunner]

swallowed it quickly. The bitterness is too . . . . . . .

[Dervish]

great. I puked as the ...

[Doodles]

clock turned 12 midnight. There was a howl..

[Dervish]

in the distant mountains. A foul wind blew towards...

[Doodles]

the mysterious hut on the foot of the hill. A light..

[Dervish]

appeared to describe a strange silhouette. From a distance, I could see ...

[Doodles]

a food kiosk selling what appeared to be curry mee! This was good news for the hungry group consisting of three young men whose names were..

[Dervish]

Currymee, Naka and Doodles. Standing several feet away was a fourth men ....

[Doodles]

named Venuspop. As he bent down to tie his shoe laces, a..

[Dervish]

slender hand reaches for his neck. Looking up into a lovely face, his thoughts .....

[Doodles]

of eating curry mee immediately disappeared. Wiping the saliva off his chin, Venuspop..

(GTG. Boss is in!)

[Dervish]

considered his option. Throwing caution to the wind, he decided to ...

[xinrong]

..follow the owner of the slender hand. He proceeded to leap in where the sages think twice to tread..

[Dervish]

which was of course, an unwise move, as you will see. What happened next was ...

[QuietStorm]

shocking to the core. Phua Chu Kang..

[loderunner]

walked in with his shocking yellow Wellington boots. He opened his mouth and . . . . .

[xinrong]

hollered,"Don't pray-pray ah!". The owner of Slender-Hand....

[Dervish]

was shocked to the core too. Slender-Hand then ...

[xinrong]

..sashayed over to PCK and put her hands on HIS neck. Five long red nails slid over it gently....

[Doodles]

and in a steady rhythm too giving our friend a strange feeling of contentment he never quite felt before. PCK..

[Dervish]

drooled long and hard, sucked in his breath and gasped in ecstasy. Sweeping around with lazy eyes, his heavy gaze fell upon ...

[xinrong]

..her lipstick-reddened lips and saw, to his quickening heartbeat, two tiny fangs peeping from each side. The nails were still scratching lazily...

[Dervish]

near his jugular as his blood slowly freezes and his eyes turned wild with anxiety. Throwing Slender-Hands off suddenly, he ...

[xinrong]

ran wildly, screaming for Rosieeeee...Slender-Hands was offended...

[Dervish]

by this show of cowardice. She ...

[xinrong]

..slowly opened her mouth and removed the plastic fangs. So much for Halloween rehearsals...

[Dervish]

this year. Aghast she ...

[Naka]

throw the plastic fangs at VP and.....

[Dervish]

naturally, it hit him on the head knocking him out senseless. While he was out, ...

[Doodles]

a real vampire appeared and it was very hungry! Seeing VP unconscious on the couch..

[Dervish]

it decided to eat maggi mee instead. This is because VP ...

[Doodles]

wasn't female and the vampire was looking out for a young female victim for reasons best known to it. A pungent smell started to..

[Dervish]

fill the stuffy room. The smell was so intense that ...

[Doodles]

VP couldn't help but regain consciousness only to faint again when he sighted the hungry vampire. A gust of wind..

[Dervish]

burst into the room from an open window where stood a priest with a bottle of holy water and a crucifix four feet tall. With a piercing and penetrating look, the priest ...

[Doodles]

sighed with relief when he sighted a toilet. Before he could walk five steps, his stomach made a growling noise and before he knew it..

[Dervish]

...that is, before he caught sight of it, the curry aroma of Maggi's instant noodles whiffed it's way past his nostril tantalizing him as it went merrily by. Without further ado, the vampire ...

[QuietStorm]

... transformed into a wolfman, much to VP's horror. This was one night ...

[Naka]

that he dreamed about and wanted to avoid but.................

[Dervish]

it certainly looked like certain death is unavoidable because a wolfman transformed from a vampire retains the powers of both entities and thus became stronger than either. With death starring him in the face, VP ...

[Doodles]

that he dreamed about and wanted to avoid but.................(You need to complete the last incomplete sentence by the previous player and then start a new incomplete sentence for the next player to complete. :))

called his super heroine wife The Wonder Woman on his brand new Nokia N8. 60 seconds later..

[fonzie]

...a voice at the other end of his brand new N8 intoned: "Sorry, the number you dialed is not in service. Please.....

[Naka]

(You need to complete the last incomplete sentence by the previous player and then start a new incomplete sentence for the next player to complete. :))

called his super heroine wife The Wonder Woman on his brand new Nokia N8. 60 seconds later..

Aiya, always made mistakes...coconut useless. :o

[Dervish]

leave a message after the beep." ~~~ BEEP! ~~~ With death starring him in the face, ...

[fonzie]

...he said, in a dignified voice..."I'll be BACK!"..and turned...

[Dervish]

the other cheek. Confused by his bravado, the Wolfman ...

[fonzie]

..withdrew into the darkness dazed and confused. Meanwhile....

[Dervish]

with renewed vigour, VP barked at the retreating creature "Hey you lousy son of a you- know-what-because-I-don't, you get outta here and don't let me see your filthy little paws again!" The trembling Wolfman ...

[fonzie]

...whimpered incongruously and left the scene with his tail tucked between his quivering legs. So, dear readers, don't messed around with VP, or else......

[xinrong]

or there'll be more whimpering and trembling when Vp reveals his POWDER!!! When a tiger hasn't shown its power, don't mistake it as a puddy-tat, says Vp... :eek:

[fonzie]

..proudly. Meanwhile, back at the castle....(there were no twin towers back then...) :D :D :D

[xinrong]

..with it's twin under construction, Vp takes a break. The Wolfman/Vampaya lurks outside the castle, near the moat...

[loderunner]

waiting for a victim. The sky sudden turns dark and . . . . . . .

[Naka]

follow by successive lighting strikes. Meanwhile....

[Dervish]

Naka sipped his coffee and nibbles his bacon strips under the satellite in his garden. Unbeknownst to him, something moved in the ...

[Naka]

opposite fence infront of him. A black figure ....

[Dervish]

rose from the over-grown bushes and oiled his way across the arid grounds. When he came nearer, Naka recognized the man as ...

[QuietStorm]

BJ, short for Beijing Girl who happened to be in a disguise. She gave Naka a pleasant surprise by way of ...

[Dervish]

a wink and a jiggly-dy-jig. ;) ~~~ Naka stood up and whirled like a dervish, twirled like a ...

[fonzie]

......Moscow Bolshoi Ballet Company primadonna. He nearly send the audience into blushes when he.....

[Dervish]

suddenly decided to sing. This was a bad move because ...

[loderunner]

the voice broke all the glasses. Most of the audience became blurred . . . . . .

[Dervish]

because they can't see when their glasses are broken. They decided to discuss their problems with ...

[fonzie]

..the manager. He suggested they googled for the answer from their iphones,....

[Dervish]

and as they didn't know how to use their iphones which they bought only to show-off to their girlfriends, they decided to seek help from an expert they could trust. They went to see ...

[fonzie]

...Mr Glass Breaker (GB) who happens to be in the audience. Could he be....

[Dervish]

persuaded to wake up from his deep slumber long enough to listen to their problems? That was a question too profound to ...

[fonzie]

...to ask. However, one brave soul from the group did......

[Dervish]

precisely that. GB was startled from his slumber and most ...

[fonzie]

...probably embarrassed by all the sudden attention. He quickly...

[Dervish]

cleared his throat and stood up with as much dignity as he could muster. Then ...

[fonzie]

....as GB speaks, the crowd gazed with amazement at GB's.....

[Dervish]

toupee which mispositioned itself to a cheeky angle. The silence became deafening as ...

[fonzie]

he wiped the sweat from his still red face. He then apologised profusely and....

[Dervish]

quickly adjusted his toupee to a sensible angle. :D Clearing his throat once again, just for good measure, he said..".....

[fonzie]

"At a certain decibel level, glass would break without you knowing it. This can only be achieved by one who has attained the highest nirvana level in the art of breaking glass by singing in a style that Tom Jones would have trouble imitating. Quite evidently, we have such an honoured person in the O Exalted One, the One not only known in Subang, but some say in USJ as well.......(drum rolls).....

[Dervish]

...and Naka stood up to a standing ovation with cries of "Encore! Encore!" vibrating through the cool evening air. Greatly pleased with his renewed fame, Naka ...

[fonzie]

..strutted out the hall with his samurai sword dangling dangerously between his legs. He then, in his inimitable all-powerful glass defying singing voice, screamed : "I'll be BACK!"....

[Dervish]

to the frantic uproar of the screaming fans at his feet, some throwing stalks of roses, others throwing red lacy sheer looking things at his muscled torso. Ignoring the frenzied tears of his fans, Naka waved nonchalantly and ...

[fonzie]

..got into an Inspira with heavily tinted glasses, and a convoy of bikers heading towards......

[Dervish]

the Subang Ria Lake where he promised latotupai he'd make an appearance to help save the place from unscrupulous hands. The convoy was soon joined by outriders and arrived at it's destination to the sound of kompang and ...

[fonzie]

and strains of the Olympic anthem. On hand to greet the Exalted One was none other than.....(kompang intense trance-like banging).. :D :D :D

[Dervish]

*coupled with drum rolls* ~~~ and *ta-ra* ~~~ Dato Lee Chong Wei together with Hannah Yeoh and the Honorable Fonz complete with hair cream and shades. The crowd ...

[fonzie]

...whooped and roared louder and more fearsome sounding than even the All-Blacks haka and my hair did tinged upright! Then the press people....

[Dervish]

crowded around "The Fonz" much to the consternation of Datuk Lee and Hannah who were flabbergasted and shocked speechless. The Fonz ...

[fonzie]

...quickly took stock of the situation and deftly diverted the press people to the dignitaries.

Meanwhile, movie director Ah Niu approached Naka-san whether he is interested to star in his next movie, Ice Cendol Pussy Fight. The leading female role was rumoured to be Korea's hottest star, Anh-Jee Johlee, according to a reliable news report. Ah Niu was not available for comment...

[Dervish]

so Naka-san was soon bombarded with the sixty four dollar question. At a loss for word since this was supposed to be a secret, Naka ...

[Naka]

was amused that the director approached him. He said " let me think it over."

[Dervish]

...which was precisely what he did for the next 2 years. The Fonz decided to speed things up a little so ...

[fonzie]

...he arranged a meeting between Naka-san and Anh-Jee Johlee at Ah Niu's studio in Ka Liu Corner, Talk Hen island. The meeting...

[Dervish]

was held with such cloak and dagger secrecy that no one knew about it until it was concluded two days later when the party emerged red-eyed and weary. AJJ left with ...

[fonzie]

...5 bowls of currymee from the local franchisee of the famed Subang currymee. They were placed in 5 tiffin containers specially made with heat controlled technology and embossed with the LV logo.....

[Dervish]

(:D:D ~~~ Awesome sense of humour, Fonz ;) :D)

...some more galvanized in the latest shade of pink. She left in a ...

[fonzie]

TQ for the compliments...glad you are ROTFL.....;)-

....China-made executive jet piloted by Fonz Prabota - (long lost cousin of famous disco king)....heading for somewhere got blue skies and everything nice. Whilst on the plane, Anh-Jee Johlee whipped out her Samsung tablet P1000 and started playing.......

[Dervish]

a game called "Fruit Ninja" which so engrossed her that she didn't notice the subtle change in flight plans. Suddenly, the jet entered a strange air pocket with stranger turbulence and ...

[fonzie]

.....and a voice bellowed over the PA:" Welcome to Bolehland where everything is not so blue skies and everything nice! However, we have 4G and YES! it's going to turn all blue skies and everything nice in Bolehland soon!" This was followed by the playing of Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture and as the......

[Dervish]

jet nose-dived into the blue oblivion, AJJ noticed with some trepidation that flying objects were circling them in a strange hue of twinkling lights. Before she could ...

[fonzie]

shout : "ANH NI YEOH OH...!!!", the "flying objects" were actually..

[Dervish]

zapping her and the entire crew into their zappitator. (Note: A zappitator is a high tech alien interface used to transport physical biomass over the time space continuum.) The empty jet ...

[fonzie]

instantly went auto-pilot and landed safely at the manufacturer's factory. Meanwhile...

[Dervish]

Naka was still waiting at the island where they met. When no news ....

[xinrong]

came, he decided to join them using the slightly outdated Star Trek teleporter. He was slightly dizzy from the teleporting....

[Dervish]

but he arrived at his destination swiftly and, most importantly, in one piece. The outdated Star Trek teleporter is known to have flaws like ...

[xinrong]

very slight errors of reassembling the physical structure of the teleported human. However it was fortunate that it functioned perfectly this time, else...

[Dervish]

poor Naka will need some major reassembling. :D At the zappitator, ....

[fonzie]

Ploton engineers were busy dismantling the machine to see how it works with the intention to cross-market it. meanwhile....

[xinrong]

the crew asked Naka,"Why did you come here? Now we're all trapped by the same aliens". Naka replied,"Well, i brought the old teleporter along, you know..." and whipped out.....

[Dervish]

the outdated unit. Everyone was relieved and quickly scrambled to ...

[xinrong]

stand together and hold hands so that they can be transported together. This time though they weren't as lucky as Naka...

[Dervish]

as you will soon see when the story continues. AJJ left her skirt behind while the pilot ...

[fonzie]

was doing a disco number on the plane's aisle. Then....

[Dervish]

to make matters far more complicated than it appears, Naka decided to sing. If you have heard him sing before, you will agree that ...

[fonzie]

pigs can fly, cows jumped over the moon, Branson would serve you champagne......but Anh-Jee Johlee is luvin' it!!!. Meanwhile...

[Dervish]

most of us in the audience were having the Mother of all headaches. The ...

[fonzie]

*$@#%^&! teleporter has send them on the mother of all roller coaster ride over Talk Hen island and some say it went as far as Subang Jaya and somemore USJ and lagi somemore Puchong ....! To complicate matters further...

[Dervish]

the teleporter inadvertently sent Naka to appear right before Chuan Ah who, if you remembered were still howling to his ancestors to the sound of cymbals playing Mozart's "The Marriage of Figaro". Goose bumps of various size and denomination appeared all over the ...

[fonzie]

face of naka-san. Naka-san took out his China-made handphone and dial 444-444-444 the Ghost Busters' hotline....

[Dervish]

*LOL* ~~~and shortly thereafter, an eerie voice intoned "You have just reached the voice mail of Mr Ghost; I'm not alive at the moment; please leave a message after the beep; I will return your call when I'm resurrected. ~~~~ PheeeeeeEeeeet! Naka ...

[fonzie]

...then reluctantly called on his ancestors to resurrect Michael Jackson and his dancers to do The Thriller song. Soon everybody beat it to the dance floor and moonwalking and clutching here, there and everywhere to the music. What a sight....

[Dervish]

it was to the islander of Talk Hen Island? Naka was exalted once more as ...

[fonzie]

...the new Gloved One! meanwhile..

[loderunner]

all the dead started to creep up the ground. The sight . . . . . .

[xinrong]

terrifying yet fascinating as the zombies did breakdance-like movements while approaching Naka and the howling Chuan Ah. As they stood rooted with goosebumps popping up everywhere......

[Dervish]

the musicians carried on with their performance with gusto and lots of bravado. The cymbals sent ...

[fonzie]

...send up sound waves that formed the word "HALLELUJAH..!!! over the night sky of Talk Hen island. Meanwhile...

[Dervish]

can anyone remember what happened to Naka? He ...

[fonzie]

...retired to his den to cook up more stuff that we all in Subang Jaya Uni, USJ Uni, and some say Puchong Uni - all the best brains! - oso don't know what the heck is it. That.......

[Dervish]

was an evil plan intended to drain our brains dry. :eek: :D Returning to the story ...

[fonzie]

..the good news: Ice Cendol Pussy Fight is set for filming! Happy days are here again at Kar Liu studios on Talk Hen island. The....

[Dervish]

hero Nakasan is in good shape and the heroin is in better shape. They ...

[fonzie]

will be arriving on the island on the inaugural AirAsia XXL flight with Richie Branson serving champagne. The...

[Dervish]

paparazzi is already waiting en masse at the island. The island town council decided ...

[fonzie]

to have a week long celebrations....

[Dervish]

so they declared a month-long public holiday without consulting the Federal Gomen which was a very bad idea. The situation ...

[fonzie]

looks chaotic. Indeed it was! Breaking news: Jibby decided to BE END it all...!!! And the heavens burst into rain and it has been raining God knows for how long. Sadly, the event was a TOTAL WASHOUT. Meanwhile...

[Dervish]

the island traffic kept on crawling, tax payers continued whining, islanders kept complaining about their neighbour's air-cond and life simmered to a stew. The Fonz and VP looked at each other and ...

[fonzie]

...decided to go online and chatter. meanwhile...

[Dervish]

Naka walloped all his oysters so we needn't covet unnecessarily. Jeyanthy, however ...

[fonzie]

still deeply engrossed in trying to solve the greatest mystery since The Bermuda Triangle. Poor.....

[Dervish]

lass was so deeply buried in the puzzle her face turned blue. The Fonz was busy looking for his car keys because ...

[fonzie]

he had no insurance cover for his wheels. Oh...

[Dervish]

the agonies of absent-mindedness, he lamented as he continued his laborious task. Looking up with blurry eyes exhausted by hours of search and rescue within the parameters of his extensive compound, the Fonz ...

[fonzie]

decided to call the local AAM.....

[Dervish]

but they refused to join his search for the car keys because that was an undignified situation for the AAM to be in. The Fonz had no choice but ...

[fonzie]

to call on his ex-uni friends Larry Page and Sergei Brin (:D ) for assistance...alas!

[Dervish]

...they wouldn't be seen dead looking for car keys too! :eek: ~~~ As a last resort, The Fonz turned very slowly to look at his ...

[fonzie]

feng shui lo-pan and seek divine help! :D ........

[Dervish]

...but he quickly looked very busy consulting his feng shui charts and pretending not to see The Fonz standing right before him with clasped hands. With the mother of all frowns, the Feng Shui lo-pan ....

[Doodles]

surprised everyone present including The Fonz by breaking into a dance called The Twist. Not to be outdone, The Fonz..

[Dervish]

decided to sing a Chuck Berry number. Every one caught their breath ...

[fonzie]

...as he handled the guitar like a witch riding on a broomstick and belted out classics like "May Be, Leng", "Row Over Beetle Wing" and "Zony Big Foot" ! with VP and Doodles on drums and guitar respectively. The audience.....

[Dervish]

were enthralled, and stood up with cries of "Encore!" at the end of a standing ovation. Beaming from cheek to cheek, The Fonz ...

[fonzie]

...started to smash his guitar ala Pete Townshend of the Who fame. But, the blardy !@#$% guitar just wont break! - it is made of kevlar! Duh....

[Dervish]

... and this became an embarrassing situation for The Fonz. Not to be defeated he ...

[fonzie]

he sat on the kevlar guitar (to protect his butt) and straddle on the broomstick and flew off into the night sky. Up...up and away....

[Dervish]

into the distant horizon with eagles flanking him all the way until he reached Bolehland. Upon touch down, he discovered that ...

[fonzie]

the North Koreans has bombed his village! He...

[Dervish]

was so outraged he demanded to see Kim Jong-il to express his disgust and give him an earful for coming up with such a preposterous, foolish and stupid idea. An embarrassed Kim ...

[fonzie]

sent an emissary, Park Subong, who came in an old, rickety Russian Ilyushin that overshot Subang airport and landed instead on Subang Ria lake......

[loderunner]

creating a scene for all the joggers. As the door of the plan opens, . . . . . ..

[Dervish]

... Uncle Lee walked out and proclaimed that Bolehland is going to the dogs. Doom was imminent because ...

[fonzie]

VP said so. However, feng shui masters has......

[Dervish]

neutralized the doom by recalculating the whatchamacallit in the spider-like looking thingy which comes with 8 sides, or maybe ten and some say twelve. The said doom had been circumvented and all Bolehites ...

[fonzie]

are eagerly waiting for blue skies and everything nice. YES! it is coming......

[Dervish]

and nothing will stop the stampede, not even Uncle Lee. :D The blue skies and everything nice soon ....

[fonzie]

.....there will be no more people on unifi.. Everyone would be on G-strings.....eh...4G. Meanwhile...

[Dervish]

folks like you and me write stories about far more interesting characters than you and me will ever be. This ...

[fonzie]

set my toes laughing...meanwhile, Ah Niu....

[Dervish]

had a dream. He ...

[fonzie]

still waiting for the girl opposite his studio to look his way. Meanwhile..

[Dervish]

in a fishing village somewhere in Bali, a fisherman hauled into his boat a strange looking object. It is grey and ...

[fonzie]

has some undecipherable marking. It looks like.....

[loderunner]

a big blurred sotong that was entangled in the net. The situation became . . . . . . .

[Dervish]

a little worrisome when lights began to blink on the "sotong". The fisherman ...

[fonzie]

on removing the nettings, let out a shout!. It was...

[Dervish]

a blinking sotong! The blinking fisherman ...

[QuietStorm]

...winked a few times at the sotong. The audience gasped and recoiled in horror as the sotong transformed into ...

[Naka]

a beautiful woman. The audience stood........

[Dervish]

up instantly, each upright and with full attention. Completely enthralled they sank down slowly into their ...

[fonzie]

chairs. The woman then began to.....

[Naka]

disrobe very slowly and in a seductive way. Piece by piece the................

[Dervish]

layers fall. Finally all that was left was ...

[Naka]

a sizzling bikinis. The fisherman.......

[shthang]

found difficult to sit down due to uncontrollable enlargement..... :eek:

[Naka]

He jumped into the cold water in the river to cool. Meanwhile..

[shthang]

there was a big crocodile came near him to attack. Seeing this..

[Naka]

the bikinis-clad woman dived into the river. She...

[shthang]

swam berri fast towards the young handsome fisherman. Midway, the bikini top accidently came off as the breasts just too..... :eek:

[Naka]

aroused and was equally sexcited ate the bikinis. The woman..

[loderunner]

went for the lotus leaves found in the river. The fisherman . . . . . .

[Naka]

followed her and asked if she was ok. She looked at him and.........

[Dervish]

went limp with pleasure. He ...

[QuietStorm]

...reached into his bag to look for the magic pills. Finding none, he

[Dervish]

sighed. She ...

[QuietStorm]

...took out two chilled coconuts from the refrigerator, popped one open and asked the fisherman to open his mouth. He did as instructed and soon

[Dervish]

he was quite himself again. He was so grateful to her he ...

[QuietStorm]

offerred her cash but she shook her head poliely. Pointing to his

[Dervish]

bed, he winked. She ...

[QuietStorm]

got up, slapped him and stormed away. Ashamed, the fisherman called