Cerita Panjang - GAME

[Dervish]

was preparing a cauldron full of boiling chicken stock. On another pole across from her ...

[Doodles]

was Selma, looking deliciously scared as an old tribal guy had just rubbed butter all over her body.....to prepare her to be cooked, of course. The hungry group of tribal guys began..

[Dervish]

to season their food with marinades and seasonings of various viscosity. Suddenly, ...

[Doodles]

Selma made a low guttural moan. A look of utter disgust..

[Dervish]

appeared on Jenny's face when she noticed the attention she is NOT getting. :D Suddenly, from the fringes of the clearing, their rescuers appeared in the form of ...

[Doodles]

two robots. There names were..

[Dervish]

Iron Man and Robocop. They ...

[Doodles]

both decided to help Selma, leaving Jenny high and dry and swearing. Letting out a grateful moan, Selma..

[Dervish]

whirled around to look at Jenny for the last time before being air-lifted by Ironman to fly with him to the horizon. Robocop was left with an unpleasant decision and he ...

[Doodles]

completely ignoring Jenny, walked over to a hut to investigate the source of a funny metallic sound. On opening the door..

(GTG for dinner! :D )

[Dervish]

he found a jack hammer. Looking back towards Jenny, who was gagged, he ...

[Doodles]

felt a few bolts in his pelvis area unscrewing on their own accord. This isn't good, he thought, as he reached into his..

[Dervish]

... I mean....towards his nuts and bolts. ~~~ :D ~~~ Meanwhile, poor gagged Jenny, who had an issue with "gas" ...

[bzjude]

really, really can't tahan anymore! So mad as 'a bull in a matador ring" she let off .... :confused: :D

[Dervish]

a string of 'mother-of-pearl' curses ending with "you so bad, so very, very, very bad!!" ~~~ :D:D ~~ Meanwhile, the gas within accumulated to such astronomical level, that she was freed from the rafia strings binding her to the pole, and began to float upwards towards .....

[loderunner]

the ocean. Suddenly a strong current . . . . . .

[Dervish]

blew from the east and before Jenny could sneeze, she found herself carried in the air pockets towards a strange land called Shangri-La. Upon landing, she ....

[Doodles]

caught a glimpse of a shadow whizzing by her and then it was gone. Intrigued, she..

[Dervish]

followed her gut feeling and the tracks on the ground. By and by, she reached a clearing in the woods where she saw ...

[Doodles]

an explosive device that looked like C4. She quickly hid behind some bushes when..

[Dervish]

she heard footsteps approaching from behind a little knoll on her left. She heard guttural voices ...

[Doodles]

but could not make out what they were saying. However, she did pick up two words, one of which was Alticklemyfoot and the other

[Dervish]

something sounding like Jenny boom-boom! Hair standing on ends at the significance of the words, she crept on all four towards a nearby river where she suddenly saw ...

[Doodles]

an almost angel-like face on a perfect 10 body being kicked by some burly tanned men. Jenny felt she had to..

[Dervish]

stand up for justice so she stormed towards the big burly man, gave him a tight slap across his tanned cheeks and shouted angry words into his face dispersing her saliva into the Shangri-La air. Her words were...

(Pidgin, pidgin, remember...)

[bzjude]

"You stupid head! Don't you know who the hell she is? You wanna die now ah is it?"..

[Doodles]

"You go die, you velli big bad man!" She continued, ".....

[Dervish]

I no-no why you hit someone so veli hard wang. You are veli bad, very, very, very bad!" ~~~ :D:D:D ~~~ Having said all that in a single breath, she ...

[Doodles]

lost consciousness! When she opened her eyes, she found herself next to..

[Dervish]

Alticklemyfoot in a compromising position, situation and form. Realizing her predicament, she ...

[Doodles]

wished Ellen DeGeneres was in her place instead but no, that wasn't the case and she had to deal with it real fast before the skimpily dressed Alticklemyfoot regained consciousness. At that moment, the door opened and in walked..

[Dervish]

Prince Edmund Blackadder in full regalia. Everyone bowed ...

[Doodles]

but the effeminate Lufias (:D ) naturally curtsied and even winked at the prince who immediately vomited out his lunch. Disgusted at such unbecoming behavior, Prince Edmund ordered..

[Dervish]

that Lufias be fed to the abominable snowman. Looking at the two ladies, the prince ...

[Doodles]

immediately decided Alticklemyfoot was princess material while Jenny would make a wonderful addition to his harem. Both ladies..

[Dervish]

squealed in delight. Winking amorously at the ladies, Prince Edmund ...

[Doodles]

noted Alticklemyfoot's smooth cheeks, both left and right ones, with delight while running his hands through Jenny's soft hair. He..

[Dervish]

couldn't decide on his next course of action for both appeared overwhelmingly appealing. Finally, when he could bear it no longer, he ...

[Doodles]

opened his mouth to voice his decision but stopped himself just in time as who should appear at the door but a vision of God's personally made angel of a woman. Her name was..

[bzjude]

decided to spirit them through the wardrobe in the spare room to the magical world of Narnia and share them with Azlan and later... :D :D

[loderunner]

have them for a last night supper. Things was moving to the right direction when . . . . . .

[Doodles]

the lights started blinking and that was when Prince Edmund decided to speak but words failed him when he sighted upon a vision of God's personally made angel of a woman. Her name was..

[Dervish]

Selma, I think since the other Madame Alpha is quite dead. Prince Edmund ...

[Doodles]

suddenly had an itch on his left butt cheek. Reaching into his pants with his hand, he..

[Dervish]

soon got distracted. He ...

[loderunner]

accientally slipped his hand somewhere else. Oops the hand was in . . . . . .

[Dervish]

a warm spot. His fingers ...

[Doodles]

were stuck together, no thanks to a gooey substance Alticklemyfoot thought was glue. She took a sniff of it, then..

[Dervish]

puked into Jenny's lap. Horrified, Jenny ...

[Doodles]

cleaned herself up, then held the Prince's hand against the light just so she could have a better look at the offending sticky substance. I'd seen it somewhere before, she swore as she gave the prince..

[Dervish]

a condescending smirk and finally, when it hit her right smack between her eyes, she glowered indignantly at Prince Edmund, wave her finger at him and cried.."Ai-yoh ~~~ you so bad wang, you sei yan ham sap kwai, sang chai mo see fatt, sei yan hung koi loh she." Since the guttural outburst is in a pidgin alien mother tongue, it's meaning is lost on us but we can surmise that ...

[Doodles]

they are things we would rather not know about. Ignorance is indeed..

[Dervish]

a blessing and surely curiosity is a curse for Alticklemyfoot next appeared with a quizzical expression on her face. Before she could ask the offending question, ...

[Doodles]

which was "What is that sticky substance on your hand sir?", an arm rested on her fair shoulders. She turned..

[Dervish]

around to look up at a familiar face. The face belonged to ...

[xinrong]

..someone she know from somewhere in her colourful past. She gasped..

[Dervish]

and sighed heavily. Lifting her head, she ...

[xinrong]

looked again at the well-remembered face. She said.

[Dervish]

.."I remembered you. You are ....."

[Doodles]

"....James! The guy I feel in love with in high school!" Jenny felt a surge of adrenalin..

[Dervish]

while Alticklemyfoot was all flushed up. Prince Edmund, however ....

[Doodles]

was disappointed that his good looks were completely ignored by the hotties. To teach the attractive ladies a lesson, he..

[Dervish]

imprisoned James in a deep and dark dungeon in the bowels of the earth. Twelve sentries guard the dark and eerie passage leading to ...

[Doodles]

the ultimate torture chamber where the goriest sights awaited the unfortunate victims. Even the strong hearted..

[Dervish]

Prince Edmund cringes when he hears the agonies of the tortured. Into this chamber, James ...

[Doodles]

Prince Edmund cringes when he hears the agonies of the tortured. Into this chamber, James ...went, his hands handcuffed to his back. The tortured souls could be heard wailing as James was being led..

[currymee]

to face Arnold, the evil terminator. This is the 3rd recloned version ....

[loderunner]

reappears but with a slight defect. The missing part is . . . . .

[leesiew]

arnold's bionic eye. that didn't mean arnold was half as.........

[Dervish]

dashing as he used to be but it certainly meant that he can only see half as well as he did. James ...

[Doodles]

was working desperately on an escape plan but nothing seemed to work. Time was running..

[Dervish]

out when he suddenly heard a jingling of keys from the distance. Suddenly, from a hole in the wall behind him, someone he knew ...

[loderunner]

is up to no good. Suddenly . . . . . .

[Dervish]

there were one too many sudden incidences so James screamed. The Prince ...

[Doodles]

immediately banned the use of the word "sudden". Meanwhile, James was still struggling to come up with an escape plan when..

[Dervish]

he heard the sound of jingling keys from a distance. From a hole in the wall behind him ...

[Doodles]

whispered a voice, "James, I'm here to save you!" James thought that voice sounded familiar but yet he couldn't put a name to..

[Dervish]

it. Looking deep into the shadows, James discovered that the voice belonged to ...

[loderunner]

it. He peeped through the hole and got the shock . . . . . .

[Dervish]

of his life. In the hole is ....

[loderunner]

a big ant. The sight is too . . . . . . .

[Doodles]

familiar and in the next instant, he remembered. With a big smile, James..

[Dervish]

pulled the ant out and flattened it with his Nike. He ...

[Doodles]

would never let an ant tell him what to do, much less help him escape. Someone appeared from the shadows and gave James a poke in his..

[Dervish]

ribs. James sighed deeply when he saw that the person is ....

[Doodles]

a kid of 7. What can a 7 year old kid do, he wondered to himself as he scratched..

[Dervish]

his piles. :D Completely bewildered, he ...

[Doodles]

(:D:D:D )

stretched out his hand and put it to the kid's nose, just for the heck of it. The child took a sniff and what happened next was absolute mayhem as..

[Dervish]

the kid immediately went hysterical, dashing this way and that without any sense of direction, squealing continually as he went about like a blitzkrieg gone completely wild. James ...

[Doodles]

recoiled in horror as he didn't expect a little "pile aroma" could make a kid do that. He stood there rooted to the ground as he watched..

(GTG! But be back soon. )

[Dervish]

in silence. Embarrassed by the silence, the boy soon ...

[currymee]

matured rapidly into ARNOLD version 4 :p . To everyone's shock and ....

[Dervish]

chagrin, this version of Arnold wasn't in the least macho. Unsatisfied ...

[Doodles]

or rather insatiable Selma picked up the phone and dialed Venuspop's number. A cheerful voice..

[Dervish]

answer "This is Venuspop's missus. What you want!!?" Selma ...

[Dervish]

is dashed but she's not worried because there's still Sir Doodles whom she very much preferred, she thought surreptitiously. Retrieving Doodles's number from between her cleavages, Selma dialed the number and a low masculine voice so unmistakably Doodles's answered ....

[Doodles]

(I seriously don't recall writing my number between Selma's cleavage! :D:D )

.."Hey pretty. What's up? How....." Selma heard a slapping sound, then the line went..

[Dervish]

dead. She waited an hour and a half, then dialed the number again and this time, managed to speak for 2 long breathless hour with Doodles, culminating in their plans to ....

[Doodles]

meet up at the 100 story building the moment it was ready! Impatient Doodles..

(What am I getting myself into? I should start steering the topic away from self destruction asap! :D:D )

[Dervish]

couldn't wait that long so they made plans to meet that very night at the Subang Ria Lakeside at the stroke of midnight when wifey is snoring happily to kingdom come. The most romantic of scenes unfolded between the lovebirds as they ...

(Frankly, in all the years I've lived here, I've never been to the Subang Ria whatchamacallit so the above is purely imaginary)

[Doodles]

shared the same club sandwich in the dead of the night amongst the crickets and other insects at the park. To make it really memorable, they decided to..

(No, I haven't been to the place too. Hence my description above is also purely conjectural. :D:D )

[Dervish]

start with an innocent smooch. That was a terrible mistake for it soon led to..... http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/evilgrin/evilgrin0039.gif



:D:D:D

[Doodles]

a fire in the bush! The smoke reached..

(That winking guy is pure EVIL!! Where did you find him? http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/evilgrin/evilgrin0039.gif )

[Dervish]

colossal proportions and soon the whole USJ area was covered by a thick haze which smelt suspiciously raw. http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/evilgrin/evilgrin0039.gif A general emergency was called and ...

[Doodles]

open burning by dubious means were immediately prohibited. The authorities..

[Char Aznable]

were shocked to find GODZILLA snoozing. Unsure ....

[leesiew]

uncertain, undecided are three words that would get me nowhere in life according 2 my dad. He had always wanted for me to be.........

[currymee]

SURE, CERTAIN and DECIDED :p . So next step is .....

[leesiew]

to take the sure road to success and glory. The road is Jalan Kambing and it leads straight to TOTO where.......... :p

[loderunner]

the Super Jackpot has reached RM10 million. The next step is to . . . . . . .

[Dervish]

continue with this story. When the haze dissipated, authorities found a dazed couple at the Subang Ria Park having a heated conversation with Godzilla and ....

[Doodles]

Ultraman! The camera slowly pans to the left and soon the audience gasps when..

[Dervish]

they saw a disheveled Selma. She ...

[loderunner]

was in a awful position with an ugly guy. Her head turns . . . . . . . .

[Dervish]

towards the "ugly" guy ~~~ :o ~~~ except that he wasn't ugly, just pretending to be. You see, he needed to ...

[loderunner]

be viewed at a specific angle. Try bending down and . . . . . . .

[Dervish]

you will know what I mean? I ...

[loderunner]

love to bend down with you but I can't. I . . . . . . .

[Dervish]

am just too far away. Do you ...

[loderunner]

want to take a peep. But I must warn you that . . . . . . . .

[Dervish]

you may faint? Doodles should be reading ...

[Doodles]

a book before he goes to bed. This is a..

[Dervish]

habit he picked up when he was a wee little thing growing up in a northern state called Ipoh. However, ...

[Doodles]

I got to that say this storyline gets more intriguing as the minutes tick on. The man on the train took off his jacket to reveal a tattoo on..

[loderunner]

belly buttton. The tattoo resembles . . . . . . .

[Dervish]

Poseidon for the man on the train was the commander of a submarine which recently did some tests in the shallow waters of Tonle Sap. The man ...

[Doodles]

saw a glittering object in a weirdly-shaped pail. Curious, he..

[Dervish]

dipped his hands into the weirdly shaped pail. His countenance went pale as he ...

[Doodles]

realized the glittering object in question was a blood-stained key-chain. He threw it away but not before..

[Dervish]

the key-chain cast a spell upon him. Stunned by the spell, he ...

[Doodles]

jump-walked like a Chinese zombie with outstretched hands. Scary is the..

[loderunner]

situation when everyone around start to jump-walk. Suddenly, . . . . .. . .

[Dervish]

the whole community in USJ were jump-walking. Currymee, the ADUN decided to ...

[Doodles]

make it compulsory for zombies to jump-walk to Choy Kee every morning for auntie's currymee or he would slap a "fu" on their foreheads. This angered..

[loderunner]

ban jump-walk and started to issue banana summons. These poor guys . . . . .

[Doodles]

This angered..
ban jump-walk and started to issue banana summons. These poor guys . . . . .Huh? This angered...ban jump-walk? The sentence doesn't gel dude! :) )

....had no choice but to turn to Sir Venuspop for assistance. The kind wizard agreed to help provided..

[Dervish]

... Currymee, the ADUN who made it compulsory for zombies to jump-walk to Choy Kee or be "fu'ed" on the forehead if they don't; subsequently retracting that order and deciding to ban the whole act altogether, do not further damage the story line construction by issuing a third statement. All agreed that this ...

(Dudes ~~~ you are giving me a head~dy~ache~~~:D )

[Doodles]

was the best solution proposed so far. After a sumptuous meal of bakkutteh, the three man committee consisting of Currymee, I So Fat and Chew Your Food, walked..

[Dervish]

into the MPSJ building, fired all the officers and clerks working there and replaced them with ex-students of Lick Hung. Currymee, being the ADUN ...

[Doodles]

felt compelled to convert everyone into lovers of curry noodles. One day, he..

[Dervish]

owned the currymee franchise for the whole of Malaysia. As ADUN, this is not impossible as he ...

[Doodles]

is a powerful man with all the connections. Whatever he wanted done..

[Dervish]

he gets it done with just a snap of his fingers. He decided he needed a bungling assistant so he chose ...

[Doodles]

Lufiasi who complained of an itch in his butt and needed to see the GP to errr...probe what was wrong. :p He was soon at the clinic where a handsome doctor..

[Dervish]

scrutinized his world famous Guinness Book of Record orifice and proclaimed after a lengthy examination and consultation with his peers that the itch was a result of massive traffic. Thus concluded, he ...

[Doodles]

visited another clinic for another probe, just to be sure "massive traffic" was the culprit and not something else. He left the clinic immediately when he found out that the doctor..

[Dervish]

called Currymee to break the unsavory news. Properly informed, the good ADUN decided ...

[Doodles]

to test the bungling fool. He placed two bowls of noodles on the..

[Dervish]

counter-top at the MPSJ building. One was filled with curry mee and the other with ...

[Doodles]

Jawa mee. If the idiot went for the Jawa mee first..

[Dervish]

he's screwed, no two ways about it. The assembled crowd watched with bated breath as Lufias reached for ...

[Doodles]

his mouth spray. He slowly opened his mouth widely as if anticipating someone with a..

[Dervish]

huge prospect approaching. :D Then ...

[Doodles]

all of a sudden, a strong jet of liquid shot into his mouth. Lufiasi opened his eyes only to find..

[Dervish]

Currymee with a bottle of mineral water in his hand, standing mortified in a horrified assembly. The silence was ...

[Doodles]

Currymee with a bottle of mineral water in his hand, standing mortified in a horrified assembly. The silence was ...deafening. The question on everyone's mind was not so much as to why was Currymee holding the bottle of mineral but more of..

[loderunner]

what's he is going to do with it. The bottle was too big for . . . . . . .

[Dervish]

its intended purpose. The silence held for another ...

[xinrong]

hear-stopping minute. Then the bottle..

[Dervish]

was given to Lufiasi, who was told to go home. Currymee, the ADUN still needed a bungling assistant so another recruitment exercise was held and this time ...

[xinrong]

no expenses was spared to find a super-efficient one. Posters and ads were....

[Dervish]

plastered all over the forum and members who knew Currymee personally applied for the job. From this wide array of local talents, Currymee chose ...

[xinrong]

of all unimaginable candidate for such an important job. He actually picked, good grief!, ...

[Dervish]

this person whose name I cannot mention because ~~~ ooooohhh!!! ~~~~*faints* It was the worst decision in his ...

[Doodles]

career. He chose to be a politician and not only that, he also..

[Dervish]

got derailed, like me. Are we still plotting about Currymee, I wonder as ....

[Doodles]

I longingly looked at a stunningly attractive woman seated next to my wife's brother. For a brief moment our eyes met, then she smiled at me sweetly but my..

(I hope this will inspire Gary to come in. :D:D )

[Dervish]

brother-in-law glared at me in a most hostile manner. He ...

[Doodles]

kept staring at me with those monster eyes until I retreated to a corner, shivering with fear. Seeing that I'm no longer a competition, he turned to..

[Dervish]

his beautiful companion who crossed her legs towards him. Conscious of nothing else but ...

[QuietStorm]

the glass of beer she was holding, he quickly snatched it from her and gulped it all down at one go! Despite her protests, he ...

[Naka]

continued to drink heavily and.

[loderunner]

then fell flat on the ground. The girl panicked . . . . . . .

[Dervish]

so she called me. I ...

[Doodles]

graciously came to her rescue. With a pail and a broom..

[Dervish]

I cleared up the mess, sent my brother-in-law to his wife and left with the beautiful lady. We ....

[Doodles]

soon left in a taxi for Ah Kow Motel where two of her giggling sisters were waiting. The elderly receptionist..

(Calling for Gary! :D:D )

[Dervish]

was a man called Gary. He ...

[Doodles]

sneered at them, almost growling. He was curious as to why..

[Dervish]

the two sisters should be giggling upon our arrival. Looking neither to the left or ...

[Doodles]

right, he retreated to the backroom where whips and chains amongst other devices were kept. A minute later, he reappeared with..

[Dervish]

both and an entire arsenal consisting of not so palatable things. With these, he ...

[Doodles]

offered himself to be the "victim"! The giggling girls looked at..

(GTG, thanks for playing! :D )

[Dervish]

him and giggled till they collapsed with exhaustion. I called for an ambulance and soon the unmistakable sound of .....

(sure - cya)

[Doodles]

pibo-pibo arrived at motel. Finally I was alone with the beautiful woman whose sisters were now in the..

[Dervish]

ambulance on the way to SJMC. Gary who returned uninvited ...

[loderunner]

want to play with us also. So we ..

[Dervish]

made an evil plan. Gary ...

[xinrong]

was sneaking around quietly. We saw him skulking and...

[loderunner]

holding a barbie doll. He turned towards us and . . . . . . . .

[Dervish]

wink. I ...

[Doodles]

instantly knew what he wanted. I..

[Dervish]

pretended not to know just to get even. He ...

[Aquarius]

want an "arm candy" that's gonna make him look good but won't talk back. Because real life women are...

[Naka]

a lot better and...

[Dervish]

a lot more exciting. I should know since I ...

[Naka]

am a man and

[Dervish]

you are not. Gary, meanwhile is a ...

[Naka]

happy going fellow and...........

[Dervish]

since he is not here to determine his fate in the story line, it is entirely up to us to decide his destiny. Meanwhile, the two giggling sisters returned to the hotel in a ...

[Naka]

limousine scantily dressed and

[Dervish]

(Naka ~~~ The rules are simple. No 5 words limitation. You finish off the sentence of the player before you and start a new sentence to be completed by the player after you.)

dizzily stunning. My eyes could not help but ...

[Naka]

[QUOTE=venuspop](Naka ~~~ The rules are simple. No 5 words limitation. You finish off the sentence of the player before you and start a new sentence to be completed by the player after you.)

TQ but have to go now.


dizzily stunning. My eyes could not help but ..

[Doodles]

stare at the unbelievable sight before. There was Selma, in the midst of..

[Aquarius]

all the flowers in the garden. Yet she is...

[Doodles]

a picture of calm and sensuality. Never before had I..

[Dervish]

skipped a heart beat looking at a temptress this wild. Cold sweat broke out evenly over my brows as I ...

[Doodles]

reached for my towel hanging on the bedroom wall. Without so much as a warning, Selma suddenly..

[Dervish]

appeared with a towel in her hand. She ...

[Doodles]

gave me a knowing wink. I..

[Dervish]

blushed. She ...

[Doodles]

giggled. I took the..

[Dervish]

towel from her hand. She refused to ...

[Doodles]

let me have it. Looking her straight in the eye, I..

[Dervish]

said with my no-nonsense voice, "Don't be so bad!" Chastised, she ...

[Doodles]

stuck her tongue out at me and pinched me on my left cheek. I..

[Dervish]

hollered in a mixed concoction of pain and pleasure. Suddenly ...

[Doodles]

she pinned me down on the floor! I could hardly..

(I'm very hungry! Off to get some food! :D:D )

[Dervish]

breathe. So I ...

(yea ~~~ me too)

[Doodles]

surprised Selma by flipping her over in one swift Akido move! Straddling over her, I..

[Dervish]

pull out my belt. Rubbing my two hands together, I ...

[loderunner]

accidentally entangled myself in my own belt. She . . . . . . . .

[Dervish]

walked away. I struggled with ...

[Doodles]

with my belt and finally broke free. By that time, she was in the arms of..

[Dervish]

Gary who stood at the lobby taunting me endlessly. He ...

[Doodles]

had one arm around her shoulders and the other on her behind. In the next instant, the raiding party..

[Dervish]

arrived. All of us were swept into a black van and ....

[loderunner]

served with black coffee on board. The problem arises when . . . . . . .

[Dervish]

the coffee wasn't enough. We ...

[loderunner]

asked for whipped cream to go with the coffee. Instead . . . . . . . .

[Dervish]

they gave us cinnamon. We ...

[Naka]

seeing cinnamon, we laughed our hearts out to..........

[Dervish]

God knows where. Then we....

[Doodles]

fell asleep. We were rudely awakened by the sound of a..

[Dervish]

duck going "Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack!" Looking around, we saw ...

[Naka]

the duck was without his kidney and......

[Doodles]

(You need to complete the last sentence and write a new sentence but without completing it. The next player is required to finish your sentence then write an incomplete sentence and so on. :D:D )

head. (?). This is not the first time we lost the plot but we must soldier on in the search for..

[loderunner]

all the lost souls who still in dreamland. The sound . . . . . . . .

[Doodles]

of mUsic was coming from the hills . ♫ I swear I heard..

[Dervish]

the duck quacking although it doesn't have a kidney or a head! This is ...

[Doodles]

way too disappointing for me as I expected to see Cocksome The Chicken. He is one incredible..

[Dervish]

Cock but you must remember he belonged to the Neverending Storyline and we mustn't confuse Mr Kidneyless and Headless Quack with Mr Cocksome. Anyway ...

[Doodles]

before we lose the plot again, let us continue. I feel a thought coming..

[Dervish]

to me in a meandering sort of way because you see it for a moment, lose it for a while, then see it again. Before I lose it again, let me quickly tell you that ...

[Doodles]

I lost it again! I promise this will be the last time I..

[Dervish]

blunder. So let's do this all over ...

[Doodles]

again until we get it right. If need be.. ○

[Dervish]

let's check our drawers. ~~~ :D:D ~~~ If you think I've gone bonkers ....

[Doodles]

please send me to the lunatic asylum and now. Looking straight ahead..

[Dervish]

I saw a white van with a red light bulb flashing eternity away. As this was an odd sight, I ...