Cerita Panjang - GAME

[Doodles]

Now, Barry Manilow's hit was heard playing in the background as Arnold sharpened his knife in preparation for his next adventure involving a monkey on a rock, a fugitive named Kazar and a super model named Al-Tan Kiki. The monkey ○○○

[Dervish]

... looked cool in his crew cut. The fugitive wore pink lipstick and the model ...

[Doodles]

wore nothing except her floral hat and diamond necklace, gifts from philanderer Kazar, son of Gun. It was a hot afternoon in ○○○

[Dervish]

a hot, humid planet called "Fifth rock to the sun" which explains the practicality of their birthday suits. The monkey ...

(GTG Dude. Been a very exhausting day, not just LOOKING beezee but BEING beezee too......might return later)

[Doodles]

has the gift of speech! He said to Kazar, "Buddy, if you're not going to make a move on Kiki......"

[Dervish]

I will, so come on, head or tail?" he urged as he prepared to toss a coin. Kazar reluctantly cried "Head" as the coin ...

[Doodles]

landed onto the tarred road and rolled into a huge drain. Kazar screamed, did a somersault and proclaimed that wherever insults hurled at anyone behind closed doors was.....

(Ok, dude. I GTG too. Earlier this afternoon, I was fried by the sun! It was so frigging hot! Tonight...I don't know. Should I find the time, I might drop in. :) )

[Dervish]

heard, it should be friggin' ignored. Furthermore ...

[Doodles]

it was encouraged that such insults be spewed at undeserving second class Martians who should just grin and bear it or else they could always migrate to another planet like Saturn. Meanwhile, the monkey ○○○

[loderunner]

started to itch and can be seen scratching the most unearthly parts. If only ......

[Doodles]

started to itch and can be seen scratching the most unearthly parts. If only ......the sc•mbags would do their job properly, I wouldn't be forced to vote them out, the monkey thought to himself as he brought his smelly hand to his nose, took a whiff of it and immediately concluded that his arse was the smelliest in the land. Just at that moment, Kiki was seen walking slowly towards Kazar who quickly buried his wife's picture in the ○○○

[Dervish]

sand. Kiki gave her most alluring smile and ...

[Doodles]

with a shake of her hips, motioned the philandering Kazar to sit on a rock next to her hot body. Salivating like a ho♠ny dog, he ○○○

[Dervish]

with a shake of her hips, motioned the philandering Kazar to sit on a rock next to her hot body. Salivating like a ho♠ny dog, he ○○○
(Would love to see how she does that. :D:D)

sat drooling and melting and oozing liquid from all his pores until he became "kering kontang" if there's such a word. Completely dehydrated, he ...

[Doodles]

(Would love to see how she does that. :D:D)(Sorry, my dear Venus. That's only for the eyes of Kazar and one other ph•lan•erer. For bakkutteh souls like us...one word comes to mind. Tough! :D:D )

asked the monkey to fetch him a young coconut and in double quick time too. Kiki was surprised he did not ○○○

[Dervish]

offer his coconut to her first. Slighted by this gross oversight, she ...

[Doodles]

turned around, walked to the monkey on the slippery rock and gave the monkey a kiss!! Enraged at the "unfairness" of it all, Kazar ○○○

[Dervish]

... smacked the monkey into the sandy beach! He glared at ...

[Doodles]

the monkey for a long time as if cold angry stares could kill. What a silly man, this Kazar fellow but let's not allow his stupidity to take the spotlight in our ○○○

[Dervish]

romantic fiction and yes, if indications are anything, and stupidity is to be blamed, the spotlight not shifts towards the broad and her monkey. They ...

[Doodles]

grabbed their microphones and began singing "My Way" terribly out of tune, of course, driving Sir Venus off the wall. To teach them a lesson, he.. ▒

[Dervish]

...forced both of them to bore each other to death, but that was too little and too late, for venuspop now had the mother of all whopping headaches. The only other person who can save the day is ...

[Doodles]

Sir Doodles who has arranged for party where beer is served by race queens and music spun by the monkey on the rock. Attending are Megan Fox, Selma Blair.. ∞

[Dervish]

....and would you believe it, venuspop's headache was gone in an instant! Holding Selma's hand, they ....

[Doodles]

headed for the deserted cave for a discussion on what to cook for dinner. :D:D Was it going to be grilled fish or monkey brain or even less palatable, the.. ○○○

[Dervish]

(:D:D...what a let down, Sir Doodles....spoil sport!! )

...braised monkey feet? Selma was point-blank when she said "...

[Doodles]

(:D:D...what a let down, Sir Doodles....spoil sport!!*Doodles looks up at the sky and says "The Eye! The Eye!" :eek:*

[Doodles]

...braised monkey feet? Selma was point-blank when she said "..."..none of those things, hunnie. Later, after the sun has set, you are going to be enjoying..."


(Don't disappoint me now, Sir Venus!! :D:D )

Aiyuuuuh, hit by 'floodcheck'!!

[Dervish]

*Doodles looks up at the sky and says "The Eye! The Eye!" :D:D *
*venuspop looks up too and said" Where? Where?" :D:D*

[Dervish]

"..none of those things, hunnie. Later, after the sun has set, you are going to be enjoying..."

[/I]

...all sorts of exotic splendor but pardon me, I need to powder my nose," she drawled as she got up to go. Venuspop watched her walk towards Doodles with some trepidation because ...

[loderunner]

There! There! There! Over the mountains and down the valley ......

[Dervish]

... they went, each time moving farther and further away. Soon ...

[Doodles]

(:D Sir Venus, I wanted to prove a point. That you're also a spoilsport and it was proven. "All sorts of exotic splendor but pardon me, I need to powder my nose"??! :D :D )

[Doodles]

... they went, each time moving farther and further away. Soon ...,following a big downpour, a "pop" sound was heard coming from the dark cave where Sir Venus and the delectable Selma had adjourned to earlier. It soon became obvious what Sir Venus ◄╩╓

[Dervish]

intended to do with Selma but we'll never know because sentries were posted outside the dark caves. Since all we heard is a loud "pop" we can only surmise that ...

[Doodles]

Selma learnt an enlightening lesson on life itself from the master of disguise Sir Venus, that once you lose something, you're not going to get it back forever. However, there are surgeons who swear they could..╩

(Ok, I'm done! :D )

[Dervish]

....and did but never were they able to restore it to its original tenacity. Sir Venuspop certainly gained from this experience for he ...

[Doodles]

got there first, lucky devil. Before you could say "I want the Zing fried lice!", Doodles took off like a rocket to the cave where Megan was.. ◄─

[Dervish]

... in position and waiting with bated breath. Now Doodles had larger plans, and after very specific instructions to the sentries at the post, he entered the dark cave where soon, those outside could hear to their utmost envy a cacophony of noises that sounded like ......

(Your redeeming moment, Sir :D:D)

[Doodles]

an orchestra playing, only it wasn't. It was a strange mix of musical sounds, enchanting as it was mesmerizing, sweet as it was hypnotic and it was loud too, so much so that the sentries..

:D ô

[Dervish]

an orchestra playing, only it wasn't. It was a strange mix of musical sounds, enchanting as it was mesmerizing, sweet as it was hypnotic and it was loud too, so much so that the sentries..

:D ô

soon ended up knock-kneed and bow-legged, while Megan walked out alone, looking dazed and dizzy, with a satiated smile playing upon her lips. With unsteady hand unravellings the wild tangles of her lock, she ...

[Doodles]

turned around, threw a knowing smile at Sir Venus who at once realized that Megan was still hungry for...oxtail soup. One bowl where got enough wor and naughty Venus.. ○○○

:D ô

[Dervish]

who knew the different shades of hunger immediately understood the implications of her hunger. Filled with covetous awe he looked towards the darken cave where Doodles have yet to emerge since the ...

[Doodles]

energy-taxing cooking episode where Doodles dished out a most delicious bowl of oxtail soup which Ms Fox relished spoon by spoon with the greatest joy, some even dripping onto her blue blouse, staining it temporarily. Without wasting another precious moment, Sir Venus.. ◄..

[Dervish]

who is suspicious by nature investigated the 'cooking scene' and found evidence which compromises Doodles's innocence. The stain on the blue blouse was sent to the lab and later confirmed to be Doodles's .....

*sinister draculian laughter*

[Doodles]

dried up...saliva which resembled dried up starch, thought the curious one. His curiosity having been satisfied, Sir Venus hopped over to Ms Fox's side, took a deep breath and almost, without thinking,.. ○○○

(You're a sinister man sir! :D )

[Dervish]

asked for her autograph. :D:D (for the grandkids, ya know ;) ) Doodles, meanwhile walked towards Selma who ...

[Doodles]

thought he was coming over for her autograph but instead he wanted to eat her juicy hamburger. Looking him straight in the eye, she teased him saying, "You can only have two bites and no mOre unless..."

[Dervish]

... you can make it show. :D:D:D Doodles, who was perplexed AGAIN decided to ...

[Doodles]

ask her what she had meant by "you can make it show". Selma, blushing ever so slightly, responded by placing.. ◄•

[Dervish]

... her finger into her lips, clearly deciding to be coy. This annoyed Venuspop so much that ...

[Doodles]

he let out a scream and instantly got into his Akido stance. A moment later, he leaped at the sentry kicking him in..

[Dervish]

the stomach and banging his head against the cave walls. Suddenly, the walls gave and lo and behold...

[Doodles]

there was a pot of GOLD!! The half dead sentry took one look at it and instantly got a heart attack due to the extreme happiness generated by the sheer sight of the gleaming gold.. ○○○

[Dervish]

while Venuspop wondered what to do with ALL THAT GOLD!! :eek: While he was into his eleventh reverie, Doodles crept in quietly and ...

[Doodles]

while Venuspop wondered what to do with ALL THAT GOLD!! :eek: While he was into his eleventh reverie, Doodles crept in quietly and ...poked him in the ribs saying "Chum, let's split the treasure equally. 4 ways. You, Selma, Megan and I." Megan didn't agree to an equal share because she felt that..

[Dervish]

the gold wasn't clean. Selma ...

[Doodles]

agreed with Megan. Venuspop •••

[Dervish]

was now in his twelfth reverie. Doodles ...

[Doodles]

only wanted Selma. S•!ew the gold, he said, to the amazement of..

[Dervish]

his little wifey who suddenly tele-ported right beside him, good and ready to screw his ears in a clockwise direction. Venuspop who is now in his sixteenth reverie ...

[Doodles]

found HIS wife beside him too and not a moment too soon as right at that moment, he was having his arm around a smiling Megan Fox dressed in hot pants and a flimsy blouse!!! :eek: :eek: Ladies and gentlemen, HELL has just arrived and would you believe it..

:D:D:D

[Dervish]

... we are all in trouble. :eek: :eek: Venuspop snapped out of his reverie just in time to be led away by the ear and into a waiting ...

[Doodles]

2-seater teleporter. Doodles' wifey, holding a 7 foot cane, seething and almost foaming at the mouth, pointed at Selma who was dressed in a cheerleader outfit (of all attire, she had to wear that!!) screaming out, "Come over here and BEND over now because......"

[loderunner]

the world is turning upside down. You can have a better view ........

[xinrong]

..if you see it bent over". And the cane rises....

[loderunner]

with the Bolehland flag at top end. Waving it high in the air to ........

[xinrong]

gain momentum. And with a swish...

[currymee]

Arnold walked back into the scene. "I AM BACK .....

[loderunner]

exclaimation "Aiyo". Where is the flag that I so .......

[Dervish]

exclaimation "Aiyo". Where is the flag that I so .......

adore? How come ...

[Doodles]

it's so quiet in here today? Who didn't take his ○○○

[Dervish]

medication? The ...

[Doodles]

eerie silence continues while I sip my chilled glass of Heineken. The masseuse..

[Doodles]

dressed in bright orange starts to massage Venus' toes with her expert hands, bringing instant joy to the man. With eyes closed.. ○○

(:D Too quiet in here and I can't wait for the next person to come in. )

[loderunner]

and dropping to dreamland. Suddenly there was a loud scream of ......

[Doodles]

shrill voices probably belonging to some old ladies coming from the kitchen at Choy Kee. A regular customer at the restaurant who has just ordered his bowl of delicious curry mee..○○○

[xinrong]

wanted extra cockles and sambal. But there was...

(Kids' having exam..mom is currently suspended from hanging by the PC too much...)

[currymee]

NONE and the customer being a regular was not pleased at all. Frantically, they ...

[loderunner]

Currymee sitting at a corner with a stunning lady. Wonder who . . . . ..

[Doodles]

...you are wondering who that stunning woman seated by Currymee's side is? Why, she is ○○○

[currymee]

the NEW TRAFFIC POLICEWOMAN in charge of Lick Hung. She scared the ....

[loderunner]

there with Currymee. What is the connection . . . . . ..

[Doodles]

one wonders. Well, if you must really know, let me just say○○○

[loderunner]

it's just a coincidence to bump into her. However the meeting . . . . ..

[Doodles]

it's just a coincidence to bump into her. However the meeting . . . . ..isn't an ordinary meeting at all. After all, they are discussing the secret new ingredients to be added to the already awesome..

[xinrong]

currymee that everyone is raving about. However there is a currymee industrial espionage going on...

[Doodles]

in the heart of Subang Jaya. Currymee, the man appointed to head..

[xinrong]

the discussion on the ingredients is trying his best to keep the new list of ingredients under tight wraps. It wasn't easy though as...........

[Dervish]

... circumstances would dictate, but let's sidetrack for a while and let me tell you about the stunning policewoman in her stunning short little pink stunning skirt who is meeting up with Currymee, the PIBG Chairman of Lick Hung, to discuss some very discreet issues, which we mustn't discuss here at all, oh-no, not here where THE EYE watches every letter you punch. Suffice ...

[Doodles]

to say, at the end of the discussion, Currymee was a SPENT FORCE ♥ having exerted himself too much during the process of mixing the ingredients in the right portions, all in the name of searching for that winning bowl of currymee. There is more to tell, truth be.. ○○○

[currymee]

that the SECRET INGREDIENT turns out to be OPIUM (trace amount). No wonder, everyone is .....

[Doodles]

going back for seconds. The cops..

[Dervish]

going back for seconds. The cops..
... and would that be the stunning policewoman in the stunning short little pink stunning skirt? Of course...

[Doodles]

yes, that stunning policewoman in the stunning short little pink stunning skirt, not forgetting her younger sister who is equally stunning, if not more. :D:D They.. ○○○

[Dervish]

were knuckling ;) Currymee, one on the left, the other on the right, each fighting to get a bigger portion of him...er...his time..err..his attention. However, Currymee, being a most upright and virtuous man ...

[Doodles]

orders Arnold to kill those bitc!es!! :eek: Arnold declines politely and suggests ..

[Dervish]

that they be 'friends'. :D:D:D However, Currymee, being a most upright and virtuous man ...

[loderunner]

asked Arnold to marry them. If the law does not permit 2, then . . . . ..

[Dervish]

how? I ...

[Doodles]

how? I .....have a brilliant idea and it's sure to work. Why don't ○○

[Dervish]

we discuss it further before we announce it? Don't you...

[Doodles]

agree that's a good idea? After all..

[Dervish]

we're talking about a man's happiness here and not just any man. By the way, who are we talking about ....

[Doodles]

all this while? I think I've lost the..

[Dervish]

storyline again :o :o and this is so embarrassing but I've got to tell you that this is what happens when you live in perpetual banana threat, I mean, when you think bananas and sleep bananas, you forget everything else. Now, where were ....

[Doodles]

we again? Isn't it strange..

[Dervish]

how history repeats itself? I remembered I was right there with Selma and then ...

[Doodles]

Ms Fox joined in wearing only her silky lingerie. Where is the fire extinguisher when you need.. ◄:

[xinrong]

..with the situation so heated up. And then...

[loderunner]

to bring the heat down. Perhaps it will be a better idea to . . . . . .

[currymee]

ask Arnold to come in and turn up the heat by blasting a few minnions. Arnold ..... :p

[loderunner]

(as usual Currymee must include Arnold ho.. :confused: )

realised that he should tone down his temper. Instead, he looks towards . . . .

[currymee]

having a good pizza. He saw an advert ....

[loderunner]

on currymee "Best in Malaysia and Singapore, and Bataam too". His attention suddenly . . . .

[loderunner]

on currymee "Best in Malaysia and Singapore, and Bataam too". His attention suddenly........ :p

[currymee]

distracted. He dropped the pizza and ....

[loderunner]

ran towards the place. At the entrance was a big banner bearing the words "Eat at your own risk". For more details, please contact . . . . .

[currymee]

Currymee Addict Anonymous helpline :p . Number is .....

[Doodles]

1389, this weekend's winning 4D number! There is still time so you'd better hurry..

[Dervish]

up and stop fiddling with your face. Suddenly ...

[Doodles]

a loud fart was heard coming from behind me in a crowded lift! :eek:. A giggling..

[Dervish]

and stunning young thing in a tiny short stunning pink skirt declared "Not me!!" In order to save her honor, I ...

[Doodles]

decided to take the blame for the foul gas saying aloud, "Sorry! My bad." The door opened and everyone ran out like a C4 was going to explode, leaving just me and the lovely..

[Dervish]

lift attendant whose lovely face was blushing from ear to ear as she whispered, "Thank you for taking the blame and I'm so sorry but another spurt is about to come." Terrified, I ...

[Doodles]

quickly cupped her behind with both my sweaty palms in a desperate attempt to stop the obnoxious gas from being released!! Giggling profusely, she..

[Dervish]

quickly cupped her behind with both my sweaty palms in a desperate attempt to stop the obnoxious gas from being released!! Giggling profusely, she..
(GEEZ!!! You're an evil alien impersonating as an earthling !!! ~~~~ *ROTFLMAO* ....Had to stop myself from bursting out of my seams with bouts of laughter......*LOL*....wipes tears from eyes......How am I going to outdo you now!!!?....)




...wriggled this way, then that way, making it exceedingly difficult for me to cut the flow and since I am in the direct path of the pipeline, I was completely winded by the time she was done. I needed to take the day off so ...

[Doodles]

(GEEZ!!! You're an evil alien impersonating as an earthling !!! ~~~~ *ROTFLMAO* ....Had to stop myself from bursting out of my seams with bouts of laughter......*LOL*....wipes tears from eyes......How am I going to outdo you now!!!?....)

EDITING IN PROGRESS
COME BACK LATER PLEASELOL LOL LOL. Just trying my best to entertain one and all on a dull Friday morning/afternoon. Guess I watch too much Chow Sing Chee movies.

GTG, dude but as Arnold would say, "I'll be bark!". :D:D )

[loderunner]

to go and wash up thoroughly. If only I can sneak . . . . . .

[Dervish]

away as quietly as I came in. Then ...

[Doodles]

away as quietly as I came in. Then ...again, life isn't perfect as we know it and as such, I didn't get to sneak away!! Standing with sh!t on my hands and pants looking NOT like a million dollars, I asked the blushing lift attendant if..

[Dervish]

... she could stop spewing long enough to help me wash up. She eagerly agreed as she led me quietly into ...

[Doodles]

(LOL LOL LOL. She is still "spewing"?!! That is simply too outrageously funny!! I could visualize it already!! :D:D:D )

the ladies toilet as the guys toilet was locked up due to a leaking problem. That was a BIG mistake as two minutes later..

[Dervish]

the toilet was packed with hysterical ladies of all shapes and sizes, whom, you would have thought, had never seen a man before!! I was so outraged that ...

[Doodles]

my face turned purple. One of the ladies shouted, "Isn't that Barney, my....."

[Dervish]

... goodness, it's Barney, Lordy Lord!!! ~~~ BARNEY!!!!~~~ she hollered as she threw herself, all 250 pounds of pure fat, at me. I ...

[Doodles]

only had two seconds to react. Either I duck but the fat lady would crash into the pretty lift attendant if I did or I..

[Dervish]

take on the stampede on my own. Spreading my legs...

[Doodles]

and quickly bringing them together again is a good way to attract attention but only if I were Sharon Stone. Which brings me to...

[Dervish]

(*LOL* ~~~ It's official!! ~~~ You're an evil alien on a mission ~~~:D:D:D)

... the 250 pounds of pure fat that's stampeding towards me. :eek: Using the Buddha's Palm that I learnt from Kung-Fu Hustle last night.....

[Doodles]

(LOL LOL LOL. If I were an evil alien, what does that make you? After all, you were the one who introduced the beautiful policewoman in the stunning short skirt, remember? •roflmao• )

I split the 250 pounder who was actually an alien into half! Now there were two of..

[Dervish]

them 250 pounders sizing me up, as I realized, too late, that I'd used the wrong Buddha Palm 'Jeong'. My troubles have increased exponentially because ...

[Doodles]

I didn't listen to Seefu Venus. He has always told me..

[Dervish]

that the Buddha Palm 'Jeong' must be done chest out, legs spread, heads up, chin down, and all those had to be done in that order failing which I jeopardize myself in this "Chau Foh Yap Mor" situation. ~~*sighs*~~~ Now, I ...

[Doodles]

understand why the beautiful policewoman met up with Currymee. The reason was..

*Goodnight. My kakis are here. :D *

[Dervish]

understand why the beautiful policewoman met up with Currymee. The reason was..



...a cloak and dagger excuse to spy on all parents walking in and out of the school for they had it from the best authority that one of the parent is an alien from the fourth rock to the sun. In fact, the Global Alien Security (GAS) is on high alert since last night when ...

[Doodles]

an angry student smashed up a car with just his bare hands! Authorities are tight lipped but Sir Venus suspects..

[loderunner]

is the gal with Currymee. Could the stunning lady be .......

[Doodles]

even more stunning looking if she wore a swimsuit, wondered Loderunner with a sly grin, hand in pocket. His thoughts are interrupted when..

[loderunner]

his wifey called from afar. "Time for lunch . . . .

[Doodles]

dear. Look what I..."

[loderunner]

about to do is the most important mission in my life. You .........

[Doodles]

sit down please and listen to me good for I shall say this only once and no more. Starting next week, I

[loderunner]

will go in hiding. I will drop you messages in the web forum. . . . .

[Doodles]

and please remember to take your medication. Once and for all..

[Dervish]

...can we go back to Currymee's mission to arrest the alien policewoman in the stunning little pink stunning skirt? Must I keep ...

[Doodles]

my wife in the dark about my plans to woo the gorgeous policewoman? Before you scream at me, permit me to remind you that I'm allowed to do so becAuse..

[Dervish]

...I can. So ...

[Doodles]

I shall. If you're scratching your head...

[Dervish]

...don't! Because ...

[Doodles]

...don't! Because ...in plain language, I boleh. You want to know why I'm qualified and you are...

[Dervish]

not? That is another story for another day but for now, I'll say ...

[Doodles]

the stunningly gorgeous policewoman is going to be all mine. If yOu like..

[Dervish]

you can queue up behind me but I can't promise you anything because Currymee had exclusive rights and I don't, if you catch my drift. Anyway ...

[Doodles]

I've to coNfess that I'm beginning to feel envious of Currymee who seem to be always chatting up pretty young things while old ladies crowd around me. Just because..

[Dervish]

he loves bowls of currymee doesn't mean stunning young things had to gravitate towards him - it's absurd, unheard of! I'm going to complain to the ...

[Doodles]

Fairness Department and demand that I be given a crutch too. With it, boy or boy, I can..

[Dervish]

... divorce my wife of 30 years, quit my job, sack my boss, wriggle into an astronaut suit, fly to the moon with a harem of 40 untouched PYTs or lock all 41 of us in a tiny submarine 250 meters below sea level to consider ALL other possibilities. In true fairness, the Fairness Department gave me a form and asked me to ...

(All this story-writing is whetting my appetite. GTG Dude. Need more fuel. Be back later...)

[Doodles]

(All this story-writing is whetting my appetite. GTG Dude. Need more fuel. Be back later...)(:D:D. I can see that. I have to G too. Going to get some grub. I'll be bark! )


..fill in the blanks which I promptly did without hesitation. However, when it came to my...

[Dervish]

... turn to submit the forms, the grubby old thing at the counter barked "Counter Tutup" and dashed off for her caffeine fix. I had no choice but ...

[Doodles]

to file a complain to the officer on duty but before I could say "Arnold is bark again?!", he too went for his caFfeine fix in the canteen! Smoke pumping out of my ears, I went..

[Dervish]

to the lavatory to have my nicotine fix. Duly 'fixed', I stormed ...

[Doodles]

back into the payment counter only to find everyone lying on the floor with their hands behind their back! I tried screaming but..

[Dervish]

... but the screams wouldn't come. Crawling on all four, I circled the area slowly and discovered to my horror and consternation but mostly horror that ...

[Doodles]

a robbery was in progress!! Quick as lightning, I got up to run but tripped over a cable, crashing straight into..

[Dervish]

a robbery was in progress!! Quick as lightning, I got up to run but tripped over a cable, crashing straight into..
... the robbers and knocking them senseless with my 250 pounds of pure fat, which were borrowed words from my friend Doodles, if you must know. Instantly, I was declared a ...

[Doodles]

most welcome sight, the best thiNg since claypot bakkutteh. Everyone, including..

[Dervish]

the robbers hailed me "Hero of the Year" and I was lifted onto shoulders reeking with so much nicotine I needed another pull. I ...

[xinrong]

..laughed out loud to know I'm such a comical hero....So I

[Doodles]

decided to become a stand up comedian. Later at my first..

[Dervish]

performance, I shall invite Venuspop and the lovely Xinrong to be my sidekicks. I wonder ...

[Doodles]

if Currymee would pay good money to see me tell jokes. Maybe..

[Dervish]

he'll shower me with heaps of currymee if I tell a bad joke. Come to think of it...

[Doodles]

it's a good idea for Currymee to join me on stage. I'm sure..

[Dervish]

we'll make quite a team. That is, if ...

[loderunner]

only Currymee could bring along his own stunning sidekick, too. But then, the Chinadoll . . . .

[Doodles]

is only agreeable to coming (along) if we didn't behave like we had not eaten for a week. That, my friends, would be..

[Dervish]

the next best thing since cigar was invented. However...

[Doodles]

I prefer sliced bread. Do you think the Chinadoll has..

[Dervish]

been vaccinated? It'll be ...

[Doodles]

been vaccinated? It'll be ...my pleasure to give her a jab. Where do you think I should..

[Dervish]

address this issue? I can't just approach her directly, can ....

[Doodles]

I? My immediate concern is about..

[Dervish]

professional ethics. You see...

[Doodles]

I'm a doctor and I would really love to give her a jab and for free if she so much as winks at me. :eek: Am I being professional or..

[Dervish]

not? Heck, why should I be concerned whether or not...

[Doodles]

she wants a jab as Doc Venus will beat me to it anyway. However..

[Dervish]

Doc Venus isn't as experienced with the syringe as I am on account of my years of experience with the Alien Aid Agency (AAA). That was something you don't ...

[Doodles]

ask the wifey about. Why I..

[Dervish]

did was a mystery in itself. What happened as a result was ....

[Doodles]

that I learnt a valuable lesson. That women who are hungry for roasted 'chu-sau' are..

[Dervish]

almost always excellent soul-mates. That's because ...

[Doodles]

they always order two plates of everything! :eek: I don't know how..

[Dervish]

to circumvent this situation and would welcome all opinions on the matter. Please feel free to ...

[Doodles]

sign off and go straight to bed which is what I'm doing. I'm too..

[Dervish]

sign off and go straight to bed which is what I'm doing. I'm too..
sleepy to think. Maybe ...

(GTG Dude. Thanks for the jousting..:D)

[Doodles]

someone could help me think while I type? Or better still..

(Goodnight! :D )

[loderunner]

excited of what's going to happen next. Well . . . . ..

[currymee]

that was the cue for Arnold to step back in and liven things up :p :D . Arnold starts to ....

[loderunner]

surprised everyone saying "I'm back". With something in his hand that looks like .....

[Dervish]

a cake, he hurled it towards me. I ducked and the cake went straight into ...

[currymee]

the toilet bowl !! What a throw, ....

[Dervish]

...I declared as I clapped my hands. Arnold ...

[currymee]

then threw a cupcake. The cupcake flew ....

[Dervish]

over my head, hit the walls, bounced and flew back towards Arnold. Too late to dodge, he ...

[currymee]

opened his BIG MOUTH and swallowed it whole :eek: . Everyone was ....

[Dervish]

amazed at the theatrics. The talent scouts who were there that night ...

[Doodles]

signed up Arnold, Venus and I to play Moe, Larry and Curly in a remake of The Three Stooges for the big screen. Scheduled for release in..

[Dervish]

2012 because this is going to be a major blockbuster with a disaster or two thrown in, casting which had already started is currently stalled by the monsoon season. Last night, in a press conference, the producer, ......

[Doodles]

dressed in a silver blazer and matching black pants announced that he was considering a proposal to include a nude scene. Whether..

[Dervish]

dressed in a silver blazer and matching black pants announced that he was considering a proposal to include a nude scene. Whether..
or not it will pass the harsh Malaysian censorship board is not an issue so the casting director, under strong influence from unknown actor Sir Doodles is considering Selma Blair for the role. Opposing their plans, Venuspop felt that the role should be given to ...

[Doodles]

Jessica Alba. Her girl next door look..

[loderunner]

alike, Joanne Kam will play the supporting role. The producer has asked her to tone down her dirty jokes . . . .

[Dervish]

and put on some more weight. She ...

[loderunner]

once carried a lot of weight. Since the sponsored weight loss program, she . . . . .

[Dervish]

became as skinny as a bean pole on hunger strike. Maybe ...

[loderunner]

we should pump in some air to inflate the vital spots. Without that, . . . . .

[Dervish]

she wouldn't look good at all, I quite agree. Do you ...

[loderunner]

know how to get the air in? I'm not good at blowing . . . . .

[Dervish]

because I have no experience but I can recommend my friend Doodles who is quite a blower. I wonder where he ...

[Doodles]

was up to the whole day. Could he have been..

[Dervish]

blowing his career away on this new blower he bought? This is ...

[Doodles]

quite a funny sight. A monkey..

[Dervish]

does what a monkey sees. However ...

[Doodles]

this is no ordinary monkey. Our story begins from the time the monkey arrived at..

[Dervish]

this is no ordinary monkey. Our story begins from the time the monkey arrived at..
the shores of Malaysia with two arm loads of yellow coconuts. They ...

[Doodles]

were sweet, young and tender, almost akin to the elixir of life. One day..

[Dervish]

the monkey gave one of its coconut to a pretty young girl clad in a torn batik sarong. She ...

[Doodles]

smiled at the hungry animal sweetly as her smooth fair hand reached out for the coconut. As she walked away, the monkey's eyes fell on her..

[Dervish]

basket of bananas. Wild with longing, it ...

[Doodles]

flung a 7inch cucumber at her, hoping to catch her attention. The monkey aimed at her head but the cucumber hit her..

[Dervish]

buttocks where it hurts the most. In exasperation, she ...

[Doodles]

(LOL. Sure or not? Thought the buttocks were two of the fleshiest parts of the human body, thus it doesn't hurt that much compared to the elbow for example... :D:D )

ran up to the salivating monkey, forced open its mouth and plunged the banana right down its small throat, making the poor animal gag. By now it was obvious that the pretty young thing..

[currymee]

was madly in love with Arnold and his bulging muscles :p . Arnold flexed ....

[loderunner]

parts of the body which is obscene to little children. Suddenly another woman . . . . .

[Doodles]

with two empty beer bottles and only those, appeared before a stunned Arnold. His first reaction was to..

[loderunner]

try and figure out who drank the beer. The beer is supposed to help him . . . . . .

[Doodles]

ignore the flirtatious women so he had time to finish his book. How hard is it to convince..

[Dervish]

the woman to put down her empty bottles and go back for some more beer? It ...

[loderunner]

mammoth task but someone got to do it. If only . . . . .