Cerita Panjang - GAME

[Doodles]

Boy George's expression when Susan turned around to reveal her true identity. It was shockiNg..

[Dervish]

to the core! Boy George (what happened to him anyway?)....

[Doodles]

decided to dress like a man again! It took him years to..

(The last time I read, Boy George got into trouble with the law.)

[Dervish]

..think like one. Susan meanwhile ....

[Doodles]

was hellbent on shocking Boy George by revealing that she was born with ten big toes! But George laughed it off, saying..

[Dervish]

"Let's forget about the toes, you were going to reveal your true identity, if my memory serves me right." Susan knew she had no ......

[Doodles]

more excuses to delay the inevitable. With a twitch of her nose, Susan..

[Dervish]

stammered, spluttered, coughed and gagged. When all of this didn't seem to work, she said, "............

[Doodles]

in a whisper "Don't be overly alarmed. My real name is Salt and I'm a.."

[QuietStorm]

"...spy working for the government of Lohmai-kai. Sometimes I'm also known as Garam and you might want to know ..."

[Doodles]

"......that I report to Sir VenuspOp. He is.."

[Dervish]

the worst under-cover agent this side of LohMai-Kai country and always made the mistake of calling me "Sugar" which, anyone would have been able to tell you is the sissiest name ever! And his friend from Sataysia, the double-agent ...

[Doodles]

always liked to poke people in the riBs with his middle finger. A strange..

[Dervish]

custom, if you ask me, but then again, the Sataysian enjoyed nothing better than poking their food. *gasp* Gee, by food, do you think they think I'm .......

[Doodles]

(Thank you for editing to make the transition easier. .. :D)

a glutton who thinks nothing of eating two large roast chickens at one sitting? Why, during dinner last month..

[Dervish]

I swallowed the entire goat! *Slurp.....Burp* I can tell you my mother-in-law wasn't ....

(Comedy of errors in difficult transitions often result in hilarious and unexpected results..:D but I thought I should be pleasant today, since you had such a pleasant chapati which I couldn't have...:D)

[Doodles]

surprised at all, having seen me devour an entire goat, two roast chickens and 3 large bowls of wantan mee all at one sitting. But to be fair..

(Bring on the laughter! :D )

[Dervish]

I gave the goat's tail to my father-in-law. Poor guy, he looked so ....

[Doodles]

weak and fragile, one was anything but enough to bring him back to his former strong self. He needed at least..

[Dervish]

a skewer of satay - Oh me golly goo!!! - We were talking about the double agents and spies in Lohmai-kai and Sataysia. How on earth did we.....

[Doodles]

not get hungry for lohmai-kai and satay all this while is anybody's guess. When it comes to secret agents and food in the laNd of lohmai-kai..

[Dervish]

abstinence is the key. *Hits Doodles hand which was reaching out for another lohmai-kai*. Why the land of Lohmai-Kai is lined with bowls and bowls of .....

[Doodles]

peanut sauce accompanied by plates and plates of a true culinary Malaysian delight called the satay, marinated and grilled to perfection by the Sataysian spy, is a mystery that has puzzled lohmai-kai lovers for a week. The answer..

(Not fair! You can "swallow" an entire goat and I can't have a small bowl of lohmai-kai? :D )

[Dervish]

is in the recipe. You see, true satay connoisseur will tell you that ....

(*LOL* ...But you've wiped out MY chapati!!!...:D:D)

[Doodles]

in the absence of peanut sauce, the satay will not taste the same. It's akin to eating..

(:D :D)

[Dervish]

currymee without curry, ;) if you get my drift. Having heard enough, Susan ...

[Doodles]

stepped out of the closet only to bump into Ellen DeGeneres who was dressed in a black suit complete with a matching Mickey Mouse tie. Susan was immediately..

[Dervish]

berated for missing her last dental appointment. Arnold popped around the corner and...

[Doodles]

having popped two Panadols told Susan he had a headache and so couldn't do his usual thing before bedtime i.e. cooking a pot of chicken porridge for them both for supper. Susan lit up like a bulb when..

[currymee]

Arnold said "Enough of all these, I am going to tar-pau !!". Arnold stood up and ...

[Dervish]

...drove to the Ramadan Bazaar where he bumped into Mr Chang, who, didn't you hear, is on his annual leave. No wonder the forum was ....

[currymee]

so listless, since Chang did not issue any bananas lately. Arnold punched Chang .....

[Dervish]

for not issuing any bananas, knowing this will drastically damage the banana industry. He ...

[currymee]

shouted, "What are you doing here? Back to moderating !!". Arnold then whipped out his ....

[Dervish]

bigger banana which he issued to Chang. Devastated, Chang ...

[Doodles]

soon discovered a new weapon to replace the obsolete banana. Approved by Arnold, sponsored by Susan, grown by Hal Kap (;) ), Sataysians call it..

[Dervish]

The Secret Weapon, so secret it doesn't have a name. But you and me simply calls it the ....

[currymee]

Pineapple :p . A new fruit .... :confused:

[Doodles]

or maybe it isn't but we call it the D.U.R.I.A.N. It stands for Die You Ruffian! I ..

[Dervish]

..Angry Now. That was a good ....

[Doodles]

weapon and it's extremely effective against ruffians who enjoy nothing more than shooting from their mouth filth-laced words of mass destruction. Delighted with his new weapon, Chang..

[Dervish]

..went looking for troublemakers. Luckily for us who had insider information, ....

[Doodles]

manage to escape with no injuries each and every time. D.U.R.I.A.N. is useless against us but the same can't be said for people like.. :D

[Dervish]

Venuspop who was on the receiving end every single day since this Ceritapanjang thread begins. I felt so sorry ....

[Doodles]

for myself as I'm as inNocent. It's all a..

[Dervish]

ploy by the evil Hal Kap who is the real owner of a vast fleet of red colored commercial planes in Sataysia, or didn't you hear? Still...

[Doodles]

it came as a shock for many to see Hal Kap being forcefully removed from the committee for sleeping on the job which you have to admit, he was very good at without even trying. A few weEks later, he..

[Dervish]

..was neatly removed and a new alien put at the helm of the latest submarine spaceship, yes, a vessel that defies gravity and pressure. This is the vessel that ...

(LOL.....deliciously cheeky, are we?.:D.)

[Doodles]

every alien in the universe referred to as Aisyalam-Eno. According to reports in the most read Alien newspaper, The Rats..

(:D:D Deliciously cheeky is koret!)

[Dervish]

this vessel had a successful test several weeks ago in 50 meters of water with the ONE pirate-seeking missile launched at 500 meters. However, due to some weakness in the design, the missile ended up at .......

[Doodles]

Asa!re!p, an organization formed by Martians to protect the interests of Martians but unfortunately...(typo!...the iPhone spell-checker is such a bother isn't it? ) fortunately, it didn't detonate. Sensing danger, Martian Ibroher Gli (pronounced Ip-bro-her Geeli)..

[Dervish]

immediately took off his pirate mask which he wore since last night's masquerade because it looked good on him, thereby saving all from certain death. Meanwhile, the ONE pirate-seeking missile was still active and still in the waters and heading towards ...

[Doodles]

Rawna's house. The earth shook, the...

[QuietStorm]

...dark clouds looked menancingly near and in the next instant, it started to rain men !! Rawna looked up ...

[Dervish]

with glee, running first this way, then the other way, reaching out to grab as many as he could, lining them up neatly on his mattr- ...sorry, mat! He counted them all, ....

[Doodles]

feeling his excitement mounting as each second passed. The last man he caught was named Lufias who looked..

[QuietStorm]

...just like the shockingly horrendous-looking alien from Predator ! :eek:. Be that as it may ...

[Dervish]

....I must deviate for an instant to tell you about this Lufias who was given a wide berth by all who knew him. According to alien local daily The Rats, ....

[Doodles]

owned by a Martian organization known as Muk Chui-A, Lufias liked having foreign objects like earthly coins inserted into his piggy bank. According to a report in The Rats, on one occasion Lufias' piggy bank was..

[Dervish]

..seriously damaged when he attempted to swallow the large Jupiterian coins which were minted from a rare mineral. This foreign mineral did not ....

[Doodles]

come from Mars but is found only on a planet named Sataysia. Apparently it is not only a great source of proteins but..

[Dervish]

is also rich in potassium. However, it should only be taken sparingly because ....

[Doodles]

too much of a good thing spoils the fun, haven't you heard? Furthermore, excess consumption of the protein-rich mineral can lead to a condition where the stomach..

[Dervish]

churns out embarrassing DNA which raises eye-brows and causes acute scrutiny at the alien courts. This ...

[Doodles]

true alien love story was played out to a uniVersal audience who was all at once mesmerized and disgusted. Some even..

[Dervish]

clapped their hands and cried "Encore!!". They ...

[Doodles]

and some hardcore fans including Amanapa could never get enough of the love story taped before a live alien audience. Rawna..

[Dervish]

grinning from ear to ear and Lufias held hands and bowed. They ...

[Doodles]

received a standing ovation. Sparks..

[Dervish]

flew about. Some ...

[Doodles]

landed on Lufias' left cheek. GriNning slyly, Rawna..

[Dervish]

rubbed it in. Watching them ....

[Doodles]

bounce in perfect rhythm to Miami Sound Machine's Conga under the moonlight, Rawna was decidedly thrilled. Lufias threw a..

[Dervish]

french kiss which was caught by Amanapa. Disgusted, he ...

[Doodles]

cooked up a plan to teach the grown men a true lesson in loVe. The plan involved..

[Dervish]

rewriting the Brokeback Mountain script. Meanwhile, Hal-Kap decided to ...

[Doodles]

proclaim that he was the best aliEn for the job. If only..

[Dervish]

he could sleep more often while doing it. *grins* Awaken one day in a state of grogginess, he ...

[Doodles]

promptly went back to sleep! . ..grinning from ear to ear . Blessed is the man who..

[Dervish]

imagines for all of a sudden, Hal-Kap decided to board his alien submarine space-vessel and embark on an espionage-spying trip around the world, thinking that if Jason Bourne can do it, who else can outshine in the game but himself. His crew included ...

[Doodles]

the entire Phua Chu Kang cast. He'd have loved to recruit Pamela Anderson but..

[Dervish]

he hated her stinking agent. When all supplies were on board, they ...

[Doodles]

waved goodbye at their staunch supporters, did the Macarena and proceeded into the made in Sataysia submarine space-vessel. Unsurprisingly, they found the doors loose, the windscreen leaking..

[Dervish]

so major repairs were in order. Hal-Kap wasn't pleased with the delay and he ...

[Doodles]

decided it was best to take a nap as he waited for the repairs to finish. Soon Hak-Kap was snoring away to the amusemEnt of..

[Dervish]

...his crew who woke him up at midnight as it was time to embark on their espionage/spying adventure. With a turn on the ignition...

[Doodles]

key, the submarine spacecraft sputtered to life but in the next moment the engine came to a grinding halt. Furious, Hal Kap jumped..

[Dervish]

-start the engine and this time, it purrs to perfection. The submarine spacecraft was lifted out of Putrajaya by helium balloons and dropped off at ...

[Doodles]

a secret location where ayam percik, grilled lamb cutlets and other mouthwatering delicacies were being prepared. Unbeknownst to Hal Kap, the party was to celebrate..

(Sorry to hijack your spy adventure story, Sir. I can only think of food right now! Very hungry!! :D:D)

[Dervish]

Doodle's inclusion into the crew. Gobbling up everything in sight, they soon ...

(What time is your usual dinner?)

[Doodles]

(What time is your usual dinner?)(No fixed time, Sir but today it's at 722pm. :D:D)

felt it was time to catch some forty winks. Hal Kap was the first to..

[Dervish]

snore. That done, everyone was now ready for the big adventure which began with ...

(Why 7-22 pm? Breaking fast?)

[Doodles]

one big giant leap and landing straight onto a warm king size bed!! :p Hal Kap will love that! :p Sorry, couldn't resist that. Let me start again. :D:D

. .. ....

Lufias running through the checklist. The checklist contained items like quilts, king size mattresses.. (sorry, I couldn't resist that either!)


(1922 is a nice time to eat, don't you think, Sir? :D:D )

[Dervish]

..that wouldn't fit into the submarine spacecraft which if you remember was built with space constraint. When all disagreements were finally settled, the vessel dipped 250 meters deeps and headed towards ...

[Doodles]

a darkly lit destination where if one was not careful, a blaCk eye could result. It was here that..

[Dervish]

the ship Titanic laid. Hal-Kap's sonar expert, Chu Kang, suddenly yelled, "....

[Doodles]

"...don't pray pray man. What are you doing on my..."

[Dervish]

lap? You want to sleep some more ar?" Embarrassed, Hal-Kap ...

[Doodles]

tried his best to fight back a yawn but to no avail. FurtHer humiliated, Hal-Kap thought..

[Dervish]

about a nice cup of tea. He turned towards the ...

[Doodles]

direction of the restroom and spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen in his entire sleePy life walking right into a glass door. She was..

[Dervish]

a celebrity-socialite whose family owns an international hotel chain. Puzzled by her appearance in such close quarters, Hal-Kap ....

[Doodles]

letting out another yawn, made his way back to the room for a well deserved nap. It's ridicUlous but..

(Sorry I couldn't resist that nap joke. I promise not to do it too often. :p )

[Dervish]

somehow, Paris and Jlo were stowaways in the submarine spacecraft. Champagne glasses were soon passed around and ...

[Doodles]

the party began. When the mUsic started to play, Paris Hilton jumped onto..

[Dervish]

the navigational charts thus annoying Rosie most profoundly. Chu Kang, however....

(What's the name of Chu Beng's wife again?)

[Doodles]

(What's the name of Chu Beng's wife again?)(Margaret, I think.)

quickly took Rosie in his arms and danced the cha cha cha. Pacified, Rosie..

[Dervish]

high-fived with Margaret and low-tenned with Chu Beng. She started to...

[Doodles]

vomit soon after watching hunky Auhc's latest DVD release. It was titlEd..

[Dervish]

"To do, or not to do." Explicitly troubled, ...

[Doodles]

Rosie pleaded with Chu Kang to help rid her mind of all those horrific images which ironically some people would pay to watch. At fiRst Chu Kang was hesitant but..

[Dervish]

he finally relented. He ...

[Doodles]

reluctantly got into his King Kong costume, jumped onto the dining table and danced like a stripper!! Soon ROsie..

[Dervish]

was squealing in so much delight that she forgot about the navigational charts she was supposed to be monitoring. As a result, the submarine spacecraft was hopelessly and irrevocably ....

[Doodles]

sucked into a dark hole where time seemed to have stood still for 53 years. HoPe was..

[Dervish]

a forbidden word in this realm of chaotic darkness. All ...

(and what time is dinner today, Doodles?)

[Doodles]

was not lost though but hope was fading fast. Drastic..

(Oh how rude of me. Wanna share my extra large plate of nasi lemak? :D:D )

[Dervish]

recalculations had to be done with the sextant so Hal-Kap gave orders to rise to the surface. The depths were incredibly ....

(What? You've eaten?)

[Doodles]

intimidating. But trust the never-say-die Hal Kap to..

(I shouldn't have?)

[Dervish]

beat all obstacles and bring the vessel to the surface, after which he cried "Up Periscope!" Peering into the periscope, his hair stood on ends, for starring right back at him into his periscope is ....

[Doodles]

the incredibly obnoxious Amanapa whose mamak mee goreng skills were admired by all aliens. Say wHat you like..

[Dervish]

but it's pretty creepy to see him looking into your periscope when your submarine just resurfaced in the middle of no where with you on the inside and him on the outside. I can't figure out the maths but you ....

[Doodles]

can I'm sure but let's not even go there. Now isn't the right time to..

[Dervish]

speculate about maths. Let me tell you about ...

[Doodles]

the special ingredients Amanapa add to his mamak mee goreng special that makes it so lip-smacking good. The chicken eggs he uses are imported from New Delhi specially handpicked for guarantEed freshness by..

[Dervish]

battery operated robots on wheels. And as for the secret ingredient, ....

[Doodles]

which is guarded as tightly as KFC's secret ingredients, I'm afraid it's close to impossible for me to reveal anything. However..

[Dervish]

if you insist, I will. The secrecy lies in ...

[Doodles]

the hand made noodles. This will make you puke, be warned, but if you really have to know, I will..

[Dervish]

not abstain. You see, hand made noodles are an abomination because ...

[Doodles]

we have to understand that Sataysians have a habit of not washing their hands after having done their business in the loo. Because of this, more often than not, the hand made noodles usually come with adDed..

[Dervish]

business contacts. You might say that Sataysian are very business minded because ...

[Doodles]

of a programme called "Hand Me The Money". It works liKe a..

[Dervish]

grandfather's clock because "Tick", the hand is empty, then "Tock" and the hand is miraculously packed with all denominations. The one thing though ....

[Doodles]

is that I'm not allowed to comment on in here is the fairness of the programme which is sometimes known as "A Crutch A Day Makes Me Happy And Gay". :D Having said that..

[Dervish]

what else is there left for me to say but "I never saw a Purple Cow, I never hope to see one". "But I can tell you anyhow, .....

[Doodles]

the day a purple cow arrives is the day a new planet is born. Fairness for all, mamak mee goreng..

[Dervish]

the guaranteed skin whitener that Michael used to take before he became white. But you probably wouldn't ...

[Doodles]

be alive to see that day. But being the optimistic persOn that I am..

[Dervish]

I've forgotten what I wanted to say next. This happens when ...

[Doodles]

I go on a binging spree like I did about an hour ago. My stoMach is now filled..

[Dervish]

right up to here so I can happily settle down for a new storyline. Our key character is ...

[Doodles]

named Kǒng Fūzǐ, a man of integrity and righteousness not to forget, a thinker and philosopher. The villain is an obnoxious character who goes by the name of ..

[Dervish]

Sek Kin, a short sinister man who doesn't think, philosophize or live by the acceptable code of conduct. Kong & Sek Kin were sworn enemies from the day ...

[Doodles]

Kong finished the loh mai-kai all by himself. Since that fateful day, SEk Kin..

[Dervish]

ate up all the satay from Sataysia. It was a terrible time for ...

[Doodles]

both men as war just broke out between two groups. One group supported "I Want My Cr!tch Till Eternity!" programme while the other was figHting for..

[Dervish]

"More Purple Cows!" In the civil unrest that followed, lohmai-kai and satay production was ...

[Doodles]

practically wiped out. Food was scarce everYwhere but thankfully..

[Dervish]

serai grew and grew and grew. The two embittered men joined forces to....

[Doodles]

bring peace to a divided nation. Tried as thEy did..

[Dervish]

they divided the divided nation into more divided pieces. Soon, it was so divided it ...

[Doodles]

appeared that things could only get worse and it did. The Pro Cr!tch Movement soon startEd to..

[Dervish]

decimate the Purple Cows. Suddenly, a siren ...

[Doodles]

wailed so loudly a few ear drums were popped but that was all worth it as far as the Pro Cr!tch Movement was concerned for in the next instant the sky started to rain cr!tches!! For 7 dAys..

[Dervish]

that's all everybody saw. Unbeknownst to one and all, some Purple Cow seeds landed ...

[Doodles]

in a secret location guarded by a few elite Purple Cow soldiers. Slowly but suRely..

[Dervish]

these seeds will thrive and multiply to enormous proportion. Soon...

[Doodles]

it started to rain cr@tches again!! Round one was won by..

[Dervish]

the Purple Cows this time and having learnt from their experience the Purple Cows completely and utterly decimated all components of the Pro Cr!tch Movement leaving no surviving remnants or seeds behind on the ground, in the air and under water!! That was the end for ...

[Doodles]

(Sir, that was a long sentence! :D )

urmm..rather, of HandouT days. Horray, shouted The Purple Cow group as they punched their fists in the air while..

[Dervish]

they mooed to each other. Soon, dairy maids appeared...

*sheepish grin*

[Doodles]

in their birthday suit! Embarrassed and blushing from ear to ear, Venuspop..

*sly, wicked grin*

[Dervish]

.. zapped deliriously like some super-heated vanilla scented caramelized pop corn! Doodles, however, with a rare sense of propriety ....

[Doodles]

decided the way to go was closing his eyes while whistling "The Sound Of Music". 10 minutes later, thinking the mAids had gone, Doodles opened his eyes, only to..

[Dervish]

feast them upon the most abominable sight, too disgusting to ignore, too insightful to censor. The hardest decision in his life had to be made and he ....

[Doodles]

made it, tears flowing freely as he gave away the only cr!tch he had to a guy with 7 cr!tches! WhAt..

[Dervish]

must now be highlighted is that all cr!tches had been decimated previously, so this only cr!tch still in Doodle's possession is a pirated version. A suitable report will be prepared to describe this despicable violation and PM-ed to the moderator who will no doubt ....

(another long line...:D:D)

[Doodles]

be grinning and rubbing his hands in glee as he ponders over the possibilities. A man with a bunch of baNanas..

[Dervish]

is a man with great power and with great power comes great responsibilities and with great responsibilities comes great hunger and with great hunger comes bananas in the tummy, so - no more bananas. This explains the humdrum at the .....

[Doodles]

(Why do I feel so irresponsible all of a sudden? )

at the chitchat place called Chatterbox. More colourful characters are needed to spice things up but more importantly, different fruits..

[Dervish]

but that is a secondary issue compared with the one at hand, which, due to the complete annihilation of the cr!tches had resulted in the Purple Cows victoriously and four-leggedly bringing our story to a satisfactory conclusion. Now we must decide on the theme of our new story, which is....

[Doodles]

food..oh glorious food! My favOurite has got to be..

[Dervish]

the food created in a hot TV series called "Noodles with Doodles". This program is aired ...

[Doodles]

(Noodles With Doodles? Brilliant title! Now to work on my cooking skills before trying to land that TV deal! :D:D )

on a that TV network called Rain-No-Show where subScribers pay through their nose to watch repeats after repeats all day long. If that isn't fun..

[Dervish]

..it is utterly necessary for retired folks of USJ who can't always remember what they saw only half an hour ago before they dozed off into La-La-Land. You might say that the majority of subscribers ...

[Doodles]

are absolutely thrilled when watching the tiny dot of sheer happiness on their TV screen during rainy days. Never underestiMate the amount of joy a tiny dot can..

[Dervish]

bring and if you dare doubt that, then let me ask if you can make that tiny dot appear at will!! *smirks*...It goes without saying than rainy days spent watching the dot is quite the rage these days because...

[Doodles]

the Dot is the only thing that is not tainted on TV these days. It's clean, decent, wholesome and highly recommEnded for..

[Dervish]

school kids of all ages. It's yellow outward appearance ...

[Doodles]

reminds me of baby poo but that's beside the point. Indeed, most will agree, investing in a TV system that fails to work duriNg thunderstorms in Bolehland is a brilliant move, one akin to..

[Dervish]

inviting your mother-in-law to come stay with you so she can make telepathic contacts with the yellow dot and leave us well alone. The intellectual value of the yellow dot must never be ...

[Doodles]

underestimated. Why,..

(Hungry, can't think :D )

[Dervish]

I have no idea at all. I need more goats ...

[Doodles]

cooked in thick curry sauce on my dining table at 7.25ish today. While you're at it, please also briNg me..

[Dervish]

more cucumbers! I must have my ....

[Doodles]

daily quota of cucumbers or I would go baNanas! :D Better still..

[Dervish]

*LOL* - *good one!*:D

no....I can't think of anything that can out-class your cucumber-banana combination. No siree, nothing's ...

[Doodles]

(:D:D:D )

better than having a glass of cucumber cum banana juice in the morning to ease one's bowel movement! Which briNgs me to..

[Dervish]

the next story. Once upon a time....

[Doodles]

Walt Disney decided to abandon this story because he felt it didn't connect with his audience. Fast forward to the 21st..

[Dervish]

of September 1498. On this day ...

[Doodles]

in history, the first crutch was created by Ah Lee Moh. An invention hailed as revolutionary as before that..

[Dervish]

CUT!!! ......cried the director. You must read the script and not ...

[Doodles]

tell the tale as you please. After all, I'm the..

[Dervish]

leading actor and you're the script-writer. Oops, did I say ...

[Doodles]

makan time? Sorry, I forgot that..

[Dervish]

food is paramount in this industry. We break for dinner and return ....

[Doodles]

to work for 30 minutes, then tea time beGins. What a..

[Dervish]

holy mackerel - no moon! One more day of hard work ...

[Doodles]

at least that's what I'd like you to beliEve, and then it's the Raya holidays. Let's hit the pedal..err..road, I mean and..

[Dervish]

head for the hills! The aliens are ....:eek:

[Doodles]

quietly waiting in their invisible aircraft. The momeNt soon..

[Dervish]

arrived to review the script for the director remembered nothing about alien invasion triggered by a missing moon. Soon, the entire cast poured over ...

[Doodles]

I mean, pored over the script and discovered a line that could only be uttered by one person with conviction. That line was "I'll be Back" and tHe person was..

[Dervish]

the good mayor. This is a huge problem because ...

[Doodles]

each time he opens his big mouth to utter it, the next thing you know is that he'd disappear for days. One time when he got back to work, guess who he brought..

[Dervish]

with him? I'll tell you who, that's what I'll ...

[Doodles]

do, if nothing else! Why, he married a beautiful yOung wife half his..

[Dervish]

height! She was so light she ...

[Doodles]

floated like a butterfly. At the same time, she also stunk like a..

[Dervish]

bee...:D:D.....(I remembered this one...:D). Her "Catch me if you can" literally got her ...

(You've got to be in my age group. That's my analysis...:))

[Doodles]

(LOL LOL LOL. I had meant "stunk" as in foul smelling and not "stung" as in piercing or wounding painfully with a sharp-pointed object. :D:D. BTW, were you talking about The Black Superman? )

into the arms of the philandering old man. As if that's not enough, he..

*Got to go. I'll be back!*

[Dervish]

..was so smitten with her he wasn't quite himself for days thereafter. This is astounding for ...



(Yes! The Black Superman! I was trying to recall that title for the better half of 2 posts. *grins*....and I just assume you did a spelling oops over the 'stunk/stung' debacle.)

[Doodles]

despite smelling so bad, mayor Mung married her and without his wife's consent too. Something must be..

[Dervish]

wrong here for polygamy is punishable by the most dastardly castration ever recorded in history but we mustn't go there, oh-no, for that is also punishable by the most dastardly issuance of fruit ever recorded in the history of the web. What we can do is talk of raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens...

[Doodles]

bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens..la la la la la la..I could go on but due to old age, I've forgotten the rest! :D:D AnyWays, believe it or not but Mayor Mung actually..

[Dervish]

could. He ...

(shortest sentence ever...Hah!!)

[Doodles]

(You're a man (?) of extremes. :D:D. Let's see if I can pull it off too.. ...)

wished. No..

*wicked grin*

[Dervish]

it turned out he couldn't without first getting approval from both his immediate neighbors as stipulated in the latest MPSJ by-laws. Yes, I do agree this is absurd but ...

[Doodles]

look at the briGht side. There is always..

[Dervish]

sunshine on the bright side. On the other side ....

[Doodles]

there is light too thanks to a brand new lamp from Ikea. As to where the sun never shines..

[Dervish]

we mustn't discuss that at all, no siree, it wouldn't do! Polite people only discusses ...

[Doodles]

food, English lessons and musicals. Speaking of English lessons, how do you pronounce..

[Dervish]

super-kali-fragil-listic-espi-ali-docious? I don't know about the spelling but..

[Doodles]

if you could spell that word correctly without any help, I will recommend to the *ing to award yOu with the title Latuk Inglis. I know..

[Dervish]

of one Latuk who called an X-ray an ash-tray so actually, I'm worried. Let me tell you about the king who went "Shall we dance?" POM! POM! POM! for it .....

[Doodles]

(Sorry Venus don't quite get your train of thought there but I'll try my best. I must have taken too much food. Now I'm stuffed to the neck and can't think straight. :D )

but ended up married in Las Vegas to a showgirl named Lola. The cha cha then was all the rage and so was..

[Dervish]

yellow flowers in the hair and a dress cut down to there. Tony always tended bar ....

(The King & I, geddit?...looks like we're different age group after all....*frowns*)

[Doodles]

while a Martian who went by the name of Niddiyhum has always insisted on being a Yalam (one of the many different clans living on Mars) first, Martian second. This didn't go down well at all with..

*Frowning is not good for you Venus. I'm 70, how old are you? :D:D You're right. I have not watched The King And I. Not even the version starring Chow Yun Fat. )

[Dervish]

my cousin Bijani, whose real name was Bijan1 (eldest son) and later changed to Bijani when he began to powder his nose and apply the creepiest pink on his puckered lips. To cut a long story short....

(ahh, kiddo (for I'm really 90 shhh...tell anyone and you're dead meat!)....you must see The King & I..the original version with Yul Bryner...real funny....)*LOL*

[Doodles]

(I'd love to cut a long story short but this is such a juicy story in more ways than one hence I'm most tempted to go on a little bit longer.. :D)

short short short..no, can't do that, not yet. Just when Bijani thought everything was heavenly good, things got even better-much better..eye popping out kind of better- with the arrival Altanyikitti a ravishing beauty from..

*All characters appearing in this story are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.* :D

[Dervish]

an inland nomad tribe in the northern galaxy. She came from an illustrious ancestry of blood and gore which began with ...

[Doodles]

a wink, a smile and a bedroom. Even the mOst righteous man could not resist..

[Dervish]

anything in that order. Bijani was no exception of ....

[Doodles]

course. Not only that, he took one step further into the dark..

[Dervish]

closet. Then

[Doodles]

surprise!! AltAnyikitti..

[Dervish]

beckoned. Bijani ...

[Doodles]

gasped. She..

[Dervish]

said "All I want is a room somewhere, far away from the cold night air, with one enormous chair". "Oh, .........

[Doodles]

and you too, sir," she added with a seEmingly innocent smile. Bijani went..

[Dervish]

for it, hook, line and sinker! Much later, ...

[Doodles]

as the Bollywood story goes, after many nights of no-holds-barred fun under the swaying coconut tree, a chilly wind started to blow. The man's botox-lOving worse half

[Dervish]

heard from a little bird that coconut trees in the neighborhood had been swaying one too many. Armed to the teeth, ....

[Doodles]

with the help of two bungling aliens, they went about their sinister plan. Once they got the herOine in the Martian jungle..

[Dervish]

they berated her for a good half hour. This was subsequently followed by ...

[Doodles]

armpit tickling, a most hideOus crime on Martian land. As if that was not enough..

[Dervish]

they tickled the poor lass's toes, all ten of them!!! You don't know about this, but this is a crime punishable by...