Cerita Panjang - GAME

[Dervish]

submarine. Then they dived 200 meters ....

[Doodles]

into the ocean, enjoying the colourful marine life. Later they adjourned for lunch with another human named Kazar who..

[Dervish]

...was a handsome dude. Meanwhile Dr Sheik....

[Doodles]

was getting concerned if he would be able to 'pull' a perfect cup of teh-tarik, his top space assignment. With a frown, he..

[Dervish]

searched for a cup. Then he remembered that ....

[Doodles]

his soul mate was still trapped in the closet. Worried that the secret..

[Dervish]

mission he was given may be compromised, he decided to ignore his soul mate. But ...

[Doodles]

his soul mate was starting to get impatient for the handsome Sheik to stage a daring rescue. It is no small matter as..

[Dervish]

it became difficult to breath when one of them released a methane bomb. :eek: :eek: :eek: . Aghast, they searched each other's .....

[Doodles]

pants for telltale signs of the anal acoustics performer. A sultry female voice..

[Dervish]

said, "Not me!" Everyone present ....

[Doodles]

was quite taken in by her charms. One of the guys suggested that she..

[currymee]

goes fly a kite. At that moment, James Bond 007 steps in ....

[QuietStorm]

...and the kite promptly lands on his face! Sensing a hostile environment, James ...

[currymee]

whipped out his Walther PPK 9mm. Arnold laughed saying - you use a SISSY GUN, mine is a ...... :D

[QuietStorm]

...urmm...I mean, an explosive called C4 which will blow you away to pieces in a second !! :eek:. Smiling with a knowing glance, hidden away from view ...

[Dervish]

he whipped out a round object instead. Pulling at...

[currymee]

the cord, it was an electrical extension. Bond looked on perplexed at .....

[Dervish]

the unsuitability of such a gadget for a moment like this. He ....

[currymee]

asked what the extension was for. Anorld turned around and said .....

[Dervish]

"I need to charge up. My batteries are......."

[Naka]

about to go flat. He went

[Dervish]

...into charging mode and was 'dead' silent. Dr Sheik...

[Naka]

appeared all of a sudden with 2 others. He

[currymee]

seized the opportunity, took out his scimitar and slashed towards Arnold's head. Bond blocked the blow and .....

[Dervish]

delivered a chop behind the good doctor's ears. He....

[QuietStorm]

...then gave the doc a powerful kick in the stomach. Strange but Dr Sheik ...

[currymee]

suddenly screamed for Abu. Abu, his faithful sidekick, came ....

[QuietStorm]

through the wall just like how David Copperfield appeared from one side of the Great Wall Of China to the other. Stunned into silence, Bond ...

[Dervish]

asked Abu for his daily fix, "Stirred but not shaken." Abu ...

[QuietStorm]

..gave him kopi-tarik, not stirred but shaken vigorous nevertheless plus kurang manis, instead. Abu said to Bond "coffee is good for ..."

[Dervish]

you. Don't drink....."

[QuietStorm]

"... directly from the cow. Only people from ... "

[Dervish]

***ROTFLMAO******* :D :D :D (awesome sense of humor)

Putrajaya does that. Wiping Dr Sheik's face, he....

[QuietStorm]

***ROTFLMAO******* :D :D :D (awesome sense of humor) ... (Haha...thanks! I had wanted to write something sober like alcohol's bad for you and stuff but since everyone can do with a good laugh, I opted for the cow story! :D:D )

..spotted a 1 inch scar. Puzzled, Abu asked Sheik, "Boss, where did you ... "

[Dervish]

......ee-yoh....real or not ....?, he asked as his fingers probed the scar. Sheik...

[QuietStorm]

...gave a most ear-piercing scream. This caused Abu to fall back and right into the arms of ...

[Dervish]

Arnold who having fully recharged, pulled himself out of the socket. Amanapa who was watching...

[QuietStorm]

..from the master control room, decided to buy another LOAF. Looking for ...

[Dervish]

his glasses, he brushes against something soft. It .....

[QuietStorm]

..pulsates ever so slightly almost in rhythm to Amanapa's heartbeat. Amanapa makes the mistake of poking it with his middle ...

[Dervish]

a blurry twitch as it squirms inches away. Still looking for his glasses, he......

[Doodles]

(Sir VP, I can't connect your first sentence and the last of the previous post. Could you be kind to explain? Thank you. :) )

[Dervish]

(Sir VP, I can't connect your first sentence and the last of the previous post. Could you be kind to explain? Thank you. :) )

Sir D.... the previous post was modified and by the time I realized it, it was too late to modify mine.

(The previous post mentioned something about a middle finger etc....so :D let's just imagine it's there okay?)

[Doodles]

Sir D.... the previous post was modified and by the time I realized it, it was too late to modify mine.

(The previous post mentioned something about a middle finger etc....so :D let's just imagine it's there okay?)(Don't worry about it, Sir VP. I'll continue from your last sentence. :D )

[Doodles]

saw a blurry figure approaching him in lightning speed. A few seconds later..

[Dervish]

Dr Sheik appeared, panting and out of breath. He .....

[loderunner]

said "Stop! I need to powder my nose first." Abu appeared .....

[Doodles]

with a makeup kit. Taking out a lipstick..

[loderunner]

.....he applied an entire stick onto the doctor's lusty lips. He puckered ...........

[Doodles]

his thick pink lips at Abu to do the necessary. From that day on..

[loderunner]

he and Abu became the best of buddies, sharing their astronaut suits, straws and salts. It was such .....

[Doodles]

a touching moment when the grown men hugged and cried. Pink Lips, with his eye on..

[Dervish]

the other, each batting eye lashes in wild tempo, made such a heart rending sight. Suddenly.....

[QuietStorm]

...the door opened. Who should walk in but ...

[Dervish]

Dr Amanapa with a polaroid saying "Hah! I'll see you two in court for this." Dr sheik ...

[QuietStorm]

...grabbed the camera and threw it to the wall, totally wrecking it. Smiling, Sheiky looked Amanapa in the eye and said "......"

[Dervish]

"Oh no, you won't!" but his smile froze when he saw what Amanapa held in his hands. It ....

[QuietStorm]

...was a picture he snapped while hiding in the closet and he had two of them ! Sheik broke down, tears ...

[Dervish]

flooding the entire floor. Abu grabbed a mop....

[QuietStorm]

..and cleaned up the floor in a jiffy. Sheik twitched slightly and broke into a wide grin, making him ...

[Dervish]

...self opened to much criticism. Amanapa began ....

[QuietStorm]

...to devise a plan against his ugly foe, the dastardly frog who happened to be Rawna or was it someone else? Well, all can be revealed now and the much awaited answer is ...

[Dervish]

about to unfold, and you are right, of course Rawna, for who else but? Amanapa sniggered wickedly as .....

[QuietStorm]

Rawna proceeded to take a spoonful of chicken porridge laced with rat poison!Just then ...

[Dervish]

young Sheik shoved Rawna aside in the nick of time, thus unknowingly saving the older man..er..alien. He exposed .....

[QuietStorm]

...urm...let me rephrase.Young Sheik almost exposed himself to the gay...err...gaze of the older alien as his towel ...

[Dervish]

crept ever so gently down his torso and into the waiting hands of a delighted face. Looking up, the face .........

[QuietStorm]

...of a rascal was staring down,watching his every move. A slight noise woke ...

[Dervish]

..the dozing Amanapa. Startled, he....

[loderunner]

drooled, nagged and complain. They ...............

[QuietStorm]

...gave him a big bonus and said 'hasta la vista,baby'. Laughing uncontrollably,Arnold ...

[Dervish]

held out his two bazookas and started firing everything in sight. The situation was...

[QuietStorm]

...back to normal when Sally met Harry. The trouble with that ...

[Dervish]

meeting was that coffee wasn't served. Instead ...

[Doodles]

whiskey and wine were. One thing to another and beFore Sally knew it..

[Dervish]

....she had Amanapa and Rawna breathing down her neck. This is ...

[Doodles]

not what she had expected. Totally taken by surprise, Sally..

[Dervish]

pinched Harry. He ....

[Doodles]

woke up to out-of-tune crooning by his neighbour, Muthusamy. Cursing, Harry opened his eyes, shocked at the sight that greeted..

[Dervish]

him. A T-Rex stood at the foot of his bed, saliva dripping and .....

[Doodles]

poor Sally fainted before she could warn Harry about Muthusamy's evil plan to break the karaoke record for the most irritating rendition of "My Way". Seeing that..

[Dervish]

chaos prevailed, Mr T-Rex swallowed Harry, lick up Sally and munched on Muthusamy. Satiated, it ....

[Doodles]

stomped back to AP (Ah Ping's?) Queen's bed. The Queen soon woke up feeling a soft..

[QuietStorm]

...and cold object slowly tightening its grip around her neck. It's a ...

[Dervish]

tail, Mr T-Rex's, and the tail, with a wide sweep, threw her into its waiting jaws. Finding itself in such an amiable mood, Mr T-Rex went seeking ......

[QuietStorm]

...for more delicious victims. It soon found a sleeping figure on a King Coil mattress ...

[Dervish]

who turned out to be Amanapa himself. Outraged, he ...

[QuietStorm]

got up from his lazy chair and reached for his AK47. However ...

[Dervish]

it turned out to be a plastic pistol made in China. Irritated ....

[QuietStorm]

...he ordered a King Whopper hoping junk food would help him forget his troubles. That was a big mistake as ...

[currymee]

Arnold walked in and said SUPPORT BIGMAC and started blasting all the other eaters. Realising his mistake ...

[Dervish]

the T-Rex gobbled up both food and Amanapa who dragged Rawna deep down with him and right into its stomach. Dr Sheik's last heroic act ......

[QuietStorm]

..was to come clean with his true inclinations. He confessed to ...

[Dervish]

allegations that he never brushed his teeth. Mr T-Rex ....

[QuietStorm]

..., so full by now, couldn't eat another bite. That was good news for ...

[Dervish]

Dr Sheik who scooted out of sight without a moment's notice. Abu ...

[QuietStorm]

...seeing no potential in his current job, decided to jump boat. Welcoming him ...

[Dervish]

was Captain Jack Sparrow of the Black Pearl. Abu...

[QuietStorm]

...was jumping with joy. Unable to contain his excitement, he let out ...

[Dervish]

a restricted word which is bound to raise an eyebrow or two. Not to be outdone, Jack Sparrow said...

[QuietStorm]

...no...actually, he screamed out 5 expletives !! They were ...

(Let's see how you can wriggle out of this one, Venuspop ... :p ... but I have given you an easy way out ... hehe. If you can, don't take the easy way out. :D )

[Dervish]

so painful to the ear and goes like this. "F..........

(and let's see YOU wriggle out of this one....:D)...Too late. Your mistake :D

[QuietStorm]

"For goodness sakes, if you don't stop the nonsense, I'm going whack that hot iron on your face !!". Stunned, the maid started ...

(I hope that is painful enough to the ear ... :p)

[Dervish]

..wriggling out of the situation. It was....

(thought you'd make use of 'Frigging *****'..which is considered an expletive in most circle..but not quite so revolting....perhaps.....here?....:D)

[QuietStorm]

...a minute to 3am. A strange-looking boat ...

(I had wanted to the word you suggested but decided against it as I didn't want to take a chance. What with Mr Chang lurking around. :D Spending time in the banana plantation isn't any fun, you know .. :p)

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appeared in the misty horizon. Peering into his telescope which is longer than Barbossa's, he saw ...

(:D:D I know...I had a near brush with him...a close encounter if you will...:D)

[QuietStorm]

...a sight unlike anything he had seen before. Ugly as it is humongous ...

[Dervish]

..it cannot be The Kraken which was blasted to smithereens, remember? This one can only be ...

[Doodles]

the bigger than big, sandwich loving, munching-all-day-long kinda lady, Kirstie Alley!! She'd walk half a mile for...

[Dervish]

a BigMac and it is her name that is painted on this mean looking pirate's vessel. She opened fire....

[currymee]

accidentally hitting Arnold in the buttocks. Arnold turned and growled ....

[Dervish]

...at Commodore Abu, who after switching camp again was promoted to Commodore 3rd class, this of course being broad-casted on his Facebook page. Both vessels ....

[QuietStorm]

...were owned by tycoons who benefited immensely from a certain alien submarine deal made on the planet Mars. The alien submarine boasted of some incredible features like ...

[currymee]

its ability to disguise as a Proton Waja at a touch of the red button. :eek: :eek: Obviously, the Martians got ....

[QuietStorm]

...upset as they had hope to see a Ferarri instead but a Proton Waja ?! Another feature of the alien submarine ....

[Dervish]

was it's ability to go into invisible mode, a feature which proved very useful when spying on beach activities on a nearby island resort. Why, the submarine could actually ...

[QuietStorm]

...be used to host parties for the rich and infamous alien citizens. One such event was held ...

[Dervish]

last month by JLo and Paris Hilton, and didn't you know, they spent millions on carbonated santan. :rolleyes: The ....

[QuietStorm]

...party was a hot topic in the cyberworld. Apparently, a fat ...

[Dervish]

...brat who ate no fat sat on a cat. It ...

[QuietStorm]

...was rumored that the fat cat went for regular botox injections to keep the wrinkles away. As the story went ...

[Dervish]

each jab costs an arm and a leg, not that commoners like us would know the difference. Also....

[Doodles]

most do not know the diffeRence between bak-kutteh and chick-kutteh. They only know..

[Dervish]

that it's something to die for. But let's go back to..

[QuietStorm]

...where it all began, at least as far as corruption is concerned. It comes in many forms, one of which is known as ...

[Dervish]

"You rub my back and I rub yours". Literally ...

[QuietStorm]

...meaning to take the person to the spa. Then get the masseur (:p) ...

[Dervish]

to lead the person someplace quiet to discuss terms. This may.....

[QuietStorm]

...involve three persons, sometimes more. Most of these discussions ...

[birdy]

ended up with smiling faces as their pockets are full. Such discussions are waste of

[QuietStorm]

...time...NOT! They usually result in big fat pockets for greedy people concerned like ...

[Doodles]

Jicky, Riddy and Alfred Tani (Fictitious names. Any similarities to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.) I can think of more names but that won't..

[Dervish]

do. Jicky's a good name so let's ..........

[Doodles]

get to know him better. To start with..

[Dervish]

the gender is good. We now determine that Jicky is a ....

[Doodles]

no-good, two-timing son of a truck driver whose favourite meal in the morning is an eXtra large plate of nasi lemak with everything thrown in! :D:D Not only that..

[Dervish]

we shall also determine that he is robust, burly, had a hairy chest and triple chins. He stands at ...

[Doodles]

6ft and is known to be flirtatious. His marital status..

[Dervish]

(knew you'd come in with the height.*grins*)

...is unknown but think about it, which young maiden in her right mind would want to surrender to such a whatchamacallit? His weight is of course...

[Doodles]

(I could have written, "he stands at the top of a 50 storey building and jumps off it!" but I hate killing such an obnoxious character so early in this fictitious story! :p)

250lbs of pure fat! His girlfriend of many years..

[Dervish]

refused to be seen with him. Rumors abound

[currymee]

that Arnold and Susan have been recloned from their DNAs. Soon they will ...

(No-one can get rid of Arnold and Susan that easily !!! :p :p :p :D )

[Dervish]

...go to the LRT station to pick up Samy, the Toupee man, who, guess what?...had been recloned from dead cells sticking to his toupee. Talk about ......

[Doodles]

a miracle! Why, just the night before ...

[Dervish]

my wife smiled at me. I call that a ...

[Doodles]

once a year affair. However, the sweet girl living 2 blocks down the road..

[Dervish]

the one with the twinkling eyes, that's the one who 'tweaked' at me every morning. One such ....

[QuietStorm]

..."tweaking" occurred yesterday evening when my wifey was out. Since I'm a ...

[Doodles]

lawyer by profession, I knew what to do then and say the correct things later. ;) Forget about me for a while, what about..

[Dervish]

you? Don't you find this tweaking ......

[Doodles]

a fun thing to do? Why, my neighbOur..

[Dervish]

is the King of Tweaks if you've ever heard of such a thing. I'd never envision ....

[Doodles]

the world could be so technologically advanced back when I was a mere child of 13. Facebook..

(Sir VP, it just dawned on me that you have been talking about tweeting. Sorry, I'm so slow to catch on sometimes. :D )

[Dervish]

had taken the world by storm although it'll never take me! *smirks*. I wonder about .....

[Doodles]

errr...I mean I do wonder sometimes how deliriously happy the creators of Facebook are and how much money they are making from advertisements. If only..

[Dervish]

things like this happens to me, but again, we're not here to talk about little ole me. We're here to .....

[Doodles]

get really really excited about how to make a milliOn US dollars. Nothing is impossible, they say and in a way, that is..

[Dervish]

true except that we mustn't begrudge others their millions as it comes at a great price. Are you prepared to.....

[Doodles]

sacrifice quality time with your family whilst you embark on your quest to make a million bucks? Most people I know..

[Dervish]

aren't. Heck, I ......

[Doodles]

for one, would like to think out of the box. There is always..

[Dervish]

plenty of opportunities for the likes of me. And how long is this ...

[Doodles]

opportunity to make a million bucks going to become a reality for me? There are two things I can do for a start and one of them is..

[Dervish]

to appease my furious boss for the time spent chatting here....*grins*. The other ....

[Doodles]

is to buy him a Japanese lunch at Empire Gallery and that is just for starters. After this the real work begins and that is..

(I'm back! The boss has gone out for lunch with a client.:D)

[Dervish]

....cooking up a fool-proof million dollar strategy that'll make me a millionaire and keep that beast of a boss under my thumb!! *dream on..kiddo!!!:D:D:D. Meanwhile....*sighs*.....

(Good for you! Don't you need to eat?)

[Doodles]

(Don't you need to eat?)(Is that a trick question? :p)

back to reality and it does bite like a hungry Rottweiler! Be that as it may, we..

[Dervish]

move on, we ate our little sandwiches with sliced cucumbers and morsels of tuna on park benches watching children laughing and cars go by. Melancholy is ...

(What trick question...*looking innocent*....everyone needs to eat....:D)

[Doodles]

(What trick question...*looking innocent*....everyone needs to eat....:D)(Sir, not everyone can eat at this time . :p)

the word. Boss breathes down our necks, wife waits for our return with rolling pins.. :eek:

[Dervish]

..neighbors complain that they're building the LRT right outside our front gate, welcome to reality. Shall we now return to our ......

[Doodles]

story but there has been so many deViations, I've lost the plot! Ok, let's start at the very..

[Dervish]

beginning, a very good place to start, when you read you began with ABC, when you sing, you began with do re mi. :D:D:D (Sorry, couldn't resist that.:D:D:D). Our story began at .....

[Doodles]

Salzburg, a beautiful town in Austria. The hills there practically cAme alive with the..

(Ok, I can't resist that either! :D:D)

[Dervish]

SOUND of music. *wide grin* (Thanks! I needed that!!:D:D:D). Let's make a story using movie titles beginning with .....

[Doodles]

(:D:D. Go on, click here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bw7lxdiL7NI . But don't sing too loudly lest the boss hears you! :p )

My Fair Lady. She lived just down the street where I used to..

[Dervish]

be the FIDDLER ON THE ROOF looking out for CATS since those are PREDATORS in RED MARS. THE LAST OF THE MOHICAN was with me and we ....

[Doodles]

were having such a fabulous time watching CHICAGO in SMALLVILLE together with our long lost friend, SUPERMAN. Guess who joined..

[Dervish]

us? The X-MEN for goodness sake, who had such a BRAVE HEART as they spoke about ...

[Doodles]

spending 30 DAYS OF NIGHT in an Alaskan town where vampires came out to feed on humans. Horror aside, they also spoke fondly of the time they met The Six Million Dollar Man and..

[Dervish]

THE INCREDIBLE HULK who picks on SHREK or didn't you hear? Anyway, THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW will be SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER so......

[QuietStorm]

...chances are Venuspop, Naka, Birdy and I'd be Dancing With The Stars like Pamela Anderson of Baywatch fame, Megan Fox who made heads turned in Transformers, Tina Fey and Anne Hathaway at the local dance club. Venuspop's dancing partner will no doubt be ... :D ...

[Doodles]

Pamela Anderson who has confessed to being a big TWIN PEAKS fan. Birdy will chose..

[Dervish]

Anne Hathaway because The Devil Wears Prada but what about Quietstorm who lived in Typhoon country? The natural partner should be....

(Doodles, I think the wise Quietstorm's example should be followed i.e. underlined i/o caps so we can keep Mr Chang pleased as a pudding...:D)

[Doodles]

Tina Fey who was a Scream in Date Night. I find Ms Fey to be such a Funny Girl and what about..

(Goodie! QS's idea is cool. Let's go with it. :D)

[Dervish]

Naka, he'll have to settle for Megan Fox who came from Dante's Peak and loves Dancing With Wolves. As they did some Dirty Dancing, Doodles was ....

[Doodles]

ecstatic to have had the chance to videotape the hot couple in action, that is Naka who is Footloose and fancy-free and Megan Fox who came in Jennifer's Body. They looked..

[Dervish]

..like The Godfather but used way too much Grease on their hair, which would surely give me such Misery. As they were jiving....

[Doodles]

away to the music like it was the night before 2012, The Man From U.N.C.L.E. appeared with a Pretty Woman. Somebody at a far corner shouted..

[Dervish]

"Jumper" and everybody grinned when The Pirate of the Caribbean appeared and said Live and Let Die. Jerry Mcguire who was....

[Doodles]

feeling very hungry and could probably eat like King Kong said to Nicole Kidman, "I love you. Will you marry me?". If that wasn't a case of Fatal Attraction, I don't..

[Dervish]

know what Basic Instinct is. So they went to Jurassic Park, had Breakfast at Tiffany and ...

[QuietStorm]

...enjoyed a swim in Waterworld. As if that wasn't enough, they went on a Mission Impossible to look for ancient relics with ...

[Dervish]

the Tomb-raider, who...shhh....is the real Raiders of the Lost Ark. Anyway...

[loderunner]

the relic was Lost and they had to go Back to the future to find the Transformer who used the Transporter to bring home everyone. Somehow they got Lost in Space and ...

[Doodles]

before they knew it, their Avatar were complete, a kickass creation by the Titanic guy, James-what's-his-name. Everyone stood transfiXed at..

[QuietStorm]

Venus' Avatar which looked like it was alive with The Sound Of Music. Julie Andrews gave a ...

[Dervish]

....standing ovation when the outstanding Quietstorm received an award for his role as Iron Man. The competition was So Close as the contender was ...

[QuietStorm]

none other than my kid's favourite dinner time companion Wall·E. By the way, in case you didn't know, For A Few Dollars More your plate of charkt would have come with big juicy ...

[Dervish]

Beetle Juice served by the indomitable Lone Ranger but I can't tell you the name of his sidekick because that subject is Untouchable. Still, if you care to look....

[QuietStorm]

Up the dictionary, you'll be on your way to Finding Nemo. My friends predicted that the search for the beloved Nemo would end near The Bridge On The River Kwai but I believe ...

[Dervish]

that the Hunt for the Red October would be an easier mission because 300 Commando on board Air Force One will be joining the crew of U 571 in this search. I have no idea.....

[loderunner]

whether it is Raider of the Lost Ark or the Last Crusade. So ....

[Dervish]

..this is As Good As It Gets. Last night, I found The Rock which ....

[loderunner]

Once Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest. There is a big Conspiracy Theory .....

[Dervish]

but all is Fair Game as far as I am concerned. All it takes is A Few Good Men to......

[loderunner]

learn from Kung Fu Panda. The journey is like going to Shangrila where ....

[Dervish]

..Edward Scissorhand went around asking everybody Who Am I? Everyone was perplexed....

[loderunner]

except Forrest Gump who thinks he is The Last Emperor but ......

[Dervish]

no Top Gun where he is now. They have become Enemy of the State and ...

[loderunner]

running and hiding like Bonnie & Clyde. The World is Not Enough for ......

[Dervish]

them so they thought about Star Trek and the Galaxy Quest. This started the infamous War Games.....

[loderunner]

and forced a D-Day on Independence Day. If only ....

[Dervish]

the Men In Black could stop Star Wars from erupting. Else....

[loderunner]

the Scorpion King will comes alive. Tomb Raiders will then .....

[Dervish]

remove the Mummy to the Land of the Lost. A whole lot of good that'll do us if only ....

[loderunner]

Rain Man can come along. Then Vegas would have a tough time ......

[Dervish]

when City Slickers hit the streets. The other day, my boss asked me to Meet Joe Black who was a ....

[loderunner]

Maid in Manhattan. He used to date the Legally Blonde when .....

[Dervish]

he was the Bodyguard a long time ago. That's before ...

[QuietStorm]

..the Kung Fu Hustle became popular. The land called Alpha Dog proved to be No Country for Old Men as ...

[Dervish]

old men simply can't participate in Spy Game. All they do everyday is collect Broken Arrows and ....

(Guys...if you're bored with movie titles, we can move on to song titles or back to conventional story telling...:)....just say the word.....)

[loderunner]

going back to Land Before Time. If only Anthony & Cleopatra ......

[Dervish]

..could wear Sneakers. Then they'd be able to ...

[loderunner]

have a beautiful Love Story. But how to convince The Godfather ......

[Dervish]

to meet Wyatt Earp at Tombstone? You tell me ...

[loderunner]

whether Spiderman will join in. Surely Superman cannot resist ......

[Dervish]

the Amazing Race in the Journey to the center of the Earth. I wonder ...

[loderunner]

if X-men would change the situation. The World Is Not Enough ........

[Dervish]

for so many super-heroes. They need a Quantum Leap to...

[QuietStorm]

return to conventional story telling and I think I've successfully made that jump ! :p:D. A new dawn begins with the birds ...

[currymee]

messing around with the bees :eek: . QS shocked to ....

[QuietStorm]

be confronted with such an indecent scenario, (:p) goes backs into his house and takes out his flyswatter ! Outraged, seething at the indecency of it all and with spit foam forming at the corner of his mouth, he ...

[Dervish]

bawled on top of his lungs. Secretly pleased ....

(thanks for making the transition....running out of movie titles and getting significantly bored...)

[QuietStorm]

...with his new custom made toupee, Samy Kambing, gives out a squeal of delight. Walking into his ...

(Venus, no problem. The joy is all mine. If you want, we can go back to that later. Anything is possible. :D )

[Dervish]

hair saloon, he bumped into Arnold and Susan. They ...

(might as well make Currymee significantly pleased while we are at it..)

[currymee]

were busy shopping for the latest high-tech weapons :p . Arnold bought ...

[Dervish]

a Corner Shot Launcher which came with heat seeking bullets. Susan bought a...

[Doodles]

pink mug to keep her dentures in at night. Arnold turned around and found..

[Dervish]

a Superman outfit which he knew he had to have. Beaming ...

[Doodles]

like a 7 year old kid with a new toy, Arnold slipped into the Superman costume. What amused Susan was that Arnold's underweAr..

[Dervish]

was two sizes too small. However, she couldn't stop .....

[Doodles]

staring at his still bulging biceps. With a grin and a wicked twiNkle, Susan..

[Dervish]

bite into his biceps and sat on him. Her 250 pounds of pure fat framed in ......

[Doodles]

the freshest of pink skin ArNold had ever seen in his life, he whispered in her ear "I love you sooo much". Even as he said that, the door crashed into..

(I was thinking of "biting" too but you went one step ahead with "250 pounds of pure fat"! Classic!)

[Dervish]

him and all thoughts about removing Susan's embedded denture from his bicep disappeared. Teeth indents marked ....

(I believe those were your lines. :D Just thought you wouldn't mind my borrowing some...)

[Doodles]

(I believe those were your lines. :D Just thought you wouldn't mind my borrowing some...)(Borrow anything you want, Sir. I have no objections. BTW, that offer only applies to words and phrases! :D )

"only to be used in emergencies", surprised Arnold and got him thinking real hard. What if..

[Dervish]

..but his thoughts froze as he looked up into the face of the intruder, who, if you'd remember, crashed into him earlier. And who would have guessed that the intruder was none other than....

[Doodles]

a Fred Astaire lookalike, Nikiboy who always had the right moves on the dance floor. Once he..

[QuietStorm]

...invited the flamboyant Boy George to do the Foxtrot. You should have seen ...