Cerita Panjang - GAME

[Dervish]

... in......I'm terribly bored.....will you come over?" There was a long silence followed by brisk footsteps and a malevolent voice said "This is the First Lady's office, you ......"

[QuietStorm]

".....you....er....who are you, anyway?"

Before I could answer, I heard a thud, a scream, then.....

[Naka]

" Get lost or else I'll call the boys." Ppp ##$%^^$@^&& & slammed the phone down

[loderunner]

sending a deafening tone to my end. My heart started to pump erratically . .. . . .

[QuietStorm]

when she walked into the room, this angel of an ex of mine. Without saying a word, approached me with a certain hungry look and just as I was about to open my mouth to say something, she .....

[Dervish]

said ..."Eh! Why so long I never see you one, you know lai dis, I say you are very, very, very bad one?" I rubbed my eyes, twice, and sure enough, the young lass dressed to the nines and strutting about before me ....

[QuietStorm]

reminded me of the reason why I broke up with her. Her infuriating accent (!) and also her.....

[Dervish]

exasperating struts could kill a man on death row almost instantly. Why I ever dated her in the first places was ....

[QuietStorm]

a question I kept asking myself until early this year. It was then that I realized .....

[Naka]

she was an outcast. However

[loderunner]

she was wild in other areas. The days with her has . . . . . .

[QuietStorm]

been nothing but adrenalin-filled and nothing since have I experienced anything as.....

[Dervish]

tempestuous as she, the dervish devil. I remembered when we first met ...

[QuietStorm]

she was dressed in the most casual of attires, a t-shirt and a pair of blue jeans no less. Little did I know, she.....

[Dervish]

was 5 feet of dynamite, fully loaded and dangerous. I ...

[QuietStorm]

sure learnt a urmm....what's the word?...(reflects for a moment)...yes, got it...hard lesson, one that I would not forget in a hurry, if at all. The funny thing was that she was all nice and decent in the.....

[Dervish]

beginning. Then again ...

[QuietStorm]

I'm slow to pick up on 'bad' vibes. It took me a whole month before I discovered that she.....

[Dervish]

...that she's just a Devil Woman, yes, the one my fiend, no, friend Cliff described. Why, just talking about her is making me ....

[QuietStorm]

shiver to the bones. However, that may not necessarily be a bad thing as I .....

[Dervish]

loved to shiver, don't you? Shivering is so deliriously ...

[QuietStorm]

mind blowing, I tell you. This ex of mine was just so good at.....

(Got to run. Be back later. :D )

[Dervish]

it she won First Runner-up in The Shivering Competition held at Sunway Pyramid last weekend. The winner was of course ....

(Take your time, Dude. The suspense is not killing anyone. :D:D )

[QuietStorm]

the one and only Ms Shiver Lingam. She was shivering so much, she lost her balance and

[Dervish]

had to call Daddy for reinforcements to be sent. Strangely ...

[QuietStorm]

and even more strange, my hands began shivering too. There was like a strange connection between me and Ms Shiver, the girl who was once .....

[Dervish]

the champion of shivering rights, a social movement to protect shivering rights among trembling youths who didn't get enough shivering during their deprived childhood. Social unrest were widely dispersed as ...

[Naka]

beers began to flow freely. The hands were steady after a few drinks

[QuietStorm]

of tequila...NOT! Just when I started to see double vision, a soft gentle female voice .....

[Dervish]

whispered "I'm so bored" and breathed heavily into my ear-lobes nibbling same and driving me senseless with wild anticipation. Turning around abysmally slow so as to prolong the sensation, my heavy eyes fell on five black moles each with a strand of hair .....

[QuietStorm]

and I immediately went limp ...(:p )...errr...errr...my body went limp, to be precise if you haven't guessed already. :D:D. Madam Alpha who had not eaten meat for a week went straight for my ......

[Dervish]

limp - :D :D ~~~ no, she didn't ~~~ instead with tears brimming in her eyes, she expressed the hurt and pain she felt when she read how wickedly she had been represented in this thread. She impressed on me her need to be portrayed as a beautiful, kind ...

[loderunner]

and forever wanting to look young lady, thanks to of all the modern technology. Her special assistant has been trying very hard to . . . . .

[QuietStorm]

look everywhere for botox supplies for his boss but unfortunately he has not been very successfully. As punishment, Madam Alpha ordered him tied to a burning hot steel pole and if as that wasn't punishment enough, she ......

[loderunner]

ordered the brightest spotlight to shine on him so that everyone around can see what is going to happened. She called in the . . . . . .

[QuietStorm]

press to witness the spectacle. Everyone on the invite list turned up including .....

[Naka]

the paparazzi. The Madam Alpha appeared in near-nude

[QuietStorm]

but lucky thing the organizer had thoughtfully provided a bin for everyone to vomit into. Sure enough, the puking started the moment Madam Alpha stepped onto the stage and in the next instant, someone ......

[Dervish]

threw rotten cucumbers at her. Stomping on the rotten cucumbers in rage ...

[QuietStorm]

she practically flew off the stage and went for the neck of a pretty young thing who was beautiful, charming, sweet, sexy but not sleazy and slim-the complete opposite of Ugly Alpha, by the way- and strangled her with all her brutal strength. The poor girl choked and choked until ......

[Dervish]

QS, who was hiding behind a bush sprang to the rescue. Madame Alpha was knocked senseless and fell ....

[QuietStorm]

:D:D

to the muddy ground-good for her-while QS caught hold of the pretty damsel and placed his right ear to her chest to check for signs of life. Then he remembered he had a bad right ear, so he brought his left ear to her chest and .....

[Dervish]

... thought he heard some sign of life. Not one to miss out on a resuscitation attempt, QS ...

[QuietStorm]

decided to pass on the opportunity to a grinning VP who rubbed his hands in anticipation of the UPcoming task. ;) Upon shouts of "save the girl!" from the crowd that had gathered, VP wasted no further time in bringing his wide open mouth to that of .......

:D

[Dervish]

decided to pass on the opportunity to a grinning VP who rubbed his hands in anticipation of the UPcoming task. ;) Upon shouts of "save the girl!" from the crowd that had gathered, VP wasted no further time in bringing his wide open mouth to that of .......

:D
(Oh shit!! :eek: :eek: I'll need a sec to recover from this excitement.) :D:D

[Dervish]

decided to pass on the opportunity to a grinning VP who rubbed his hands in anticipation of the UPcoming task. ;) Upon shouts of "save the girl!" from the crowd that had gathered, VP wasted no further time in bringing his wide open mouth to that of .......

:D
the pretty damsel's fully intent on saving her life. He blew long and hard and emptied the contents from his lungs into the girl, who, overwhelmed by all that "gas" opened her eyes and ...

[Dervish]

... upon regaining consciousness, thanked VP for saving her life. Walking towards the handsome and irresistible QS, she ....

[QuietStorm]

immediately gave him, QS that is - who happened to be looking down on her earlier while kindly VP was doing his resuscitation magic - a tight slap, crying out "your saliva's dripping all over my chest there just now, dude!!"

QS blushed, VP giggled and the pretty damsel .....

(GTG. Later!:D)

[Dervish]

insisted that QS licked clean the large pool of saliva he left behind. VP scooted out of sight while QS extended his long pink tongue for the massive job which was a slow and gruelling process because ... :D

[QuietStorm]

!! INTERMISSION !!

:D:D:D

[Naka]

apart from the saliva, there were also Murphy's poo which were found on the ground where she fell. Meanwhile, the others shouted in unison " get on with it"

[Dervish]

and "Why are we waiting?" in a sing-song manner. Thus encouraged, QS who is quite a "sport" extended his long pink tongue for the massive job which was beginning to look like ...

[QuietStorm]

a task meant for Hercules.

*The camera slowly pulls back to reveal a most shocking sight ... *

A lady dressed in torn clothes appeared, holding a machete while scratching her butt as she shouted "get out of my way if you want to ...."

[Dervish]

live", thus interfering in a most untimely manner with QS's Herculean task. Saved by the machete, QS ...

[loderunner]

quickly ran to to the nearest toilet to release. A sigh of relief when all was . . . . . .

[QuietStorm]

over. The crowd had dispersed, the damsel left for home but from the corner of his eye, VP saw .....

[Naka]

she went in the direction of QS. While QS was happily doing his business

[Dervish]

she was happily doing hers, together holding hands and whistling a fine tune. :D ~~~ After all was said and done, they (still clasping hands) .....

[loderunner]

are enjoying while doing their "things". Just then someone suddenly appeared and . . . ..

[Dervish]

shouted "Don't you know you're not allowed to do such things here?" Blushing to their toes, QS ...

[QuietStorm]

(:o :o Now you got me blushing .... :D )

apologized to the moral police for their indiscretion and promised never to eat bakkutteh for a month. It wasn't an easy thing to .....

[Naka]

do. The very thought of BKT

[QuietStorm]

reminds me of my ex-girlfriend. She was a very sweet person, just that she .....

[Dervish]

.. bares her soul to anything that moves and this can prove embarrassing sometimes especially when it involved me. There was that one time when she ...

[loderunner]

was dressed to the barest minimum and appeared in front of QS. There was a moment of silence and then . . . . .

[Dervish]

... more silence. And then, horrors of horror, QS ...

[QuietStorm]

choked and almost drowned when a jet of water hit his face. The giggling woman ......

[loderunner]

pulled his face out of the water. There was shock in his face when . . . . . .

[Naka]

she slapped him hard on his nose. Blood was seen to

[Dervish]

ooze from a cut on his nose. Feeling utterly violated, QS ...

[QuietStorm]

ran to his mommy. :p Meanwhile, Naka The Hakka soon arrived for his rendezvous with ......

[Dervish]

... the Girl From Beijing. They are to cooperate on a cloak and dagger operation ...

[QuietStorm]

to seek out and destroy a common enemy. The enemy in question is uglier than a rhinoceros (this may insult the rhinoceros so don't quote me), likes to bump off pretty girls, has 10 hairy moles and of course, you know I'm referring to ........

[Dervish]

... the one and only enemy uglier than a hippopotamus (this may also offend the hippopotamuses but let me clarify that this quote was plucked from [ a fictitious website ]), so inordinately ugly that the word "ugly" seemed kind. Together, Naka the Hakka and The Girl From Beijing closeted themselves in a high-security safe house to review the weapons invented by Professor QS, sometimes wrongly called "Q" who ...

[QuietStorm]

got his nick quite by accident, actually. You see, one day he......

[Charbroiled]

was having a heated argument with a Hongkie guy. The argument soon touched on..

[Dervish]

a sensitive topic, the issue of whether ugliness should be measured by units of rhinoceros or hippopotamuses. The argument soon exploded into a ...

[QuietStorm]

ball of fire consuming all the rhinoceroses and hippopotamuses. Miraculously, VP, Naka and QS survived to tell the ......

[loderunner]

story that how the world almost came to an end. It was the heroic action of . . .. . .

[QuietStorm]

VP, Naka The Hakka and QS that saved earth from imminent destruction. These are the super heroes the world has come to ......

[Dervish]

throw rotten eggs at because you see, the world is really in a mess with the middle east unrest, food inflation, escalating oil and gold price and to make matters worse, Somali pirates on the loose. As if this is not enough to paralyse a global audience, ...

[QuietStorm]

what about the international murder mystery which is unsolved until now? What have the super heroes done to bring the murderers to.....

[Naka]

the dinning tables for a good feed. :D :D To be closely monitored by VP & QS

[QuietStorm]

from a secret location. While this was happening, Naka walked in with a tray of .......

[Naka]

from a secret location. While this was happening, Naka walked in with a tray of .......

full of silver bullets. QS & VP took a few and

[QuietStorm]

loaded up their guns in preparation for the ultimate battle. Suddenly someone smashed the door down with a flying ....

[Dervish]

banana, and charging in was Man with Bananas who was armed-to-the-teeth. In a voice which spoke with authority, he said ".......

[Naka]

banana, and charging in was Man with Bananas who was armed-to-the-teeth. In a voice which spoke with authority, he said ".......

" If you flers do not run when I finished counting up to 3, I'll forced you to eat a dozen bananas." Hearing this

[Dervish]

VP scooted out of sight, followed very closely by QS. Meanwhile Naka offered Man With Bananas some ...

[Naka]

VP scooted out of sight, followed very closely by QS. Meanwhile Naka offered Man With Bananas some ...

kensington mangos which he brought all the way to KL today. The very sight of them

[Dervish]

cooled down Man with Bananas considerably. Now appeased, the two men ...

[Naka]

cooled down Man with Bananas considerably. Now appeased, the two men ...

introduced each other. 2 latte were ordered from the cafe

[Dervish]

and another two more ordered before they were seen chuckling away like old school chums. Suddenly ...

[Naka]

and another two more ordered before they were seen chuckling away like old school chums. Suddenly ...


VP & QS sat down without invitation & banged hard on the table. A frightened Naka looked pale

[Dervish]

and distressed. Purple with rage, QS ...

[Naka]

and distressed. Purple with rage, QS ...

banged his head hard on the table. His 'hee kung' must be 10 Dan because the timber cracked immediately

[Dervish]

and surprisingly there were no injuries on his head. Deeply impressed, all present clamoured to their feet and clap their hands and requested QS to ...

[QuietStorm]

be their Iron Head Sifu. QS blushed, smiled and offered ....

[Naka]

everyone a 3-year free lessons on the secret of Hee Kung. Impressed by this once-a-life-time gesture, MWB, VP, Naka raised up their cups & bowing deeply declared "Sifu."

[Dervish]

... after which, Sifu QS ordered MWB to peel all the bananas in his collection, VP to collect ten pails of water from the well in the next village, and Naka to dig three wells in their village. The three disciples grumbled and ...

[Naka]

grumbled and grumbled for days, weeks, months. Finally, MWB threw down the towel and approached Sifu QS

[QuietStorm]

telling him that kong fu wasn't for him but that more importantly it was more fun banishing people to the banana place then to be there himself. :p Naka decided it wasn't for him too as he preferred to .......

[Dervish]

go whaling with the new harpoon he bought at the pasar malam near Bangsar. Not to be outdone, even VP threw in the towel and declared ....

[QuietStorm]

himself sick for 3 months! :p :D:D. QS, now without a coaching job, moved to Sabah where .......

[Dervish]

... a mob of admiring Sabahan beauties screamed his name in lustful agony. Flattered by this attention, QS ...

[QuietStorm]

almost banged his head against the wall in frustration when he woke up all too soon. Dragging himself out of bed, he ......

[Naka]

kicked a brick. :eek: "f@#$%$#@^ my toe!" he cried :D

[QuietStorm]

out loud, his voice reaching his sweet neighbour's ears. Still dressed in her pajamas, she quickly rushed over and soon she was knocking on the door and as the story goes, QS, limping and quite in a lot of pain, walked to the door, opened it and was greeted by a most wonderful sight, something he'd describe as dazzling, hypnotizing, .....

[Dervish]

and deeply tantalizing for she stood before him in a flimsy sheer grey silk with slits cut down to there and leaving pretty much nothing else to the imagination. Swallowing hard to silent the uneven drumming of his heart, QS ...

[QuietStorm]

struggled to control himself from pulling her close to him and smelling her urmm...hair. :D:D

Looking down, the neighbour cried out "What is that....."

(With that I'm out of here. I shall try to come in over the next two days...but if I don't, then see you on Monday. Ciao!)

[Naka]

"blood, blood" said QS with tears in eyes. Seeing him in such great pain, the sexy woman stepped forward and in once swift move, gave QS and complete hub.

[Dervish]

.....err...hug, enveloping him in her soft silky embrace. Leading the "wounded" QS across the thick pink carpet to a canopied bed, she dressed his wounds and ...

[loderunner]

touched him where it excite him most. If not for the wounds, QS would have . . . . . .

[Dervish]

:D ... risen to the occasion. His wound being an inconvenient impediment, QS ...

[Naka]

in a it's-now-or-never mode gently pull the woman towards him. Surprisingly she was equally eager and excited .....

[Dervish]

... and with all that heat and excitement generated between them, they stumbled upon the canopied bed. A flurry of ...

[QuietStorm]

energetic activities soon followed much to the disgust of Madam Alpha who was peeping in from a darkened room. Frothing at the mouth, the ugly excuse of a human barged into the room with.......

[Naka]

energetic activities soon followed much to the disgust of Madam Alpha who was peeping in from a darkened room. Frothing at the mouth, the ugly excuse of a human barged into the room with.......

a broom at hand. With all her might, she......

[Dervish]

thrashed poor QS and his exquisite delight who collected her modest belongings and left in a hurry. QS faced the demon and ...

[loderunner]

with the legs trembling terribly. Gathered enough courage he . . . . .

[Dervish]

made an important call to an important number. Ten minutes later ...

[QuietStorm]

nothing happened. He thought it was weird as he expected....

[Dervish]

... something dreadful to unfold. He waited another ...

[QuietStorm]

ten minutes. An eerie silence filled the room as the minutes ticked ......

[Dervish]

... into hours, days, weeks, months and years. QS sat immobile ...

[QuietStorm]

waiting and pining for his first love to return to his arms. He waited and waited and just then, there was a soft knock on the .....

[Dervish]

door. He opened it quickly to see an old woman with wrinkled face and gnarled fingers reaching out to ...

[QuietStorm]

playfully scratch his neck! Eeeekkkk....QS jumped up and ran for the door and into the woods, only to run into .....

[Dervish]

... a thick fog. Totally blinded he ...

[QuietStorm]

groped about until his hands felt something soft and silky. He jumped back in surprise when a .....

[Dervish]

... long tongue licked his face. Unabashed he ...

[QuietStorm]

licked back but as the fog thinned out, boy...was he in for a shock. As it turned out....

[Dervish]

the soft and silky son-of-a-licker is a six-footer silky terrier who just landed with the crew of an alien space-craft still cooling down their nucleic engine in the midst of the fog. Totally freaked out, QS ...

[QuietStorm]

took in deep breaths and soon he was calm as a cucumber. Smiling, he took a step forward walking steadily towards the spacecraft to .....

[Dervish]

introduce himself as the ambassador for mankind from Mother Earth. Within two feet from the colossal craft, he suddenly found himself swiftly zapped and before you could say "currymee", he appeared before a council of ...

[QuietStorm]

alien curry mee lovers!! Why, sitting in the centre, smiling broadly at QS was the curry-stained T-shirt earth man looking as if he ......

[Dervish]

.. carried a million dollar bowl. Beaming with unearthly delight, Man in stained T-shirt ...

[QuietStorm]

suddenly screamed at the top of his voice, shocking everyone on board, "Listen QS, I'm NOT participating in any game threads in usj.com and that is quite final, you hear!!" Stunned into silence, QS turned his head to the right and his eyes fell on a pretty alien girl with long flowing hair and the sweetest .....

[Dervish]

smile you'd ever seen except that they're spread out over two mouths, each on either cheek and the tempo with which the smiles disintegrate from one mouth and transfers to the other at the speed of light can be numbing to an earthling's mind. Quite enthralled by her alienic beauty, a drooling QS ...

[QuietStorm]

(You got to go and spoil my fantasy eh! :p :D)

ignored the curry-stained Tshirt earth man as he walked dreamily to the alien beauty who was seated on one half of a sofa meant for two. Sitting down beside her, QS ......

[Dervish]

(I aim to please, Dude. To please my readers. :D )

... ran his eyes over her heavenly body and saw with some trepidation that her entrails were coiled up neatly outside her flat tummy just below her navel. Unable to keep his eyes away, QS ...

[QuietStorm]

:D:D

and his hands travelled all the way to the table where a hot claypot of bakkutteh was beckoning! Sitting himself down, QS started to munch down the Chinese delicacy while Man With curry-stained T-shirt was seen .....

[Naka]

after the beauty. She responsed with..............

[QuietStorm]

a wink. Shivering with an excitement he had never quite felt before, Man With Curry-stained T-shirt felt compelled to ......

[QuietStorm]

give her a hug and then some. Just then a familiar Austrian voice boomed, "My man, you stay away from ......

[Dervish]

... her but before the muscle man could continue with his assault, he received one huge one right there between his eyes from the Man with the curry-stained T-shirt who, having delivered the killer blow, rubbed his hands together with some aplomb. Needless to say, the externally entrailed alien beauty was ...

[QuietStorm]

impressed by the valor shown by the Man with the curry-stained t-shirt. As she proceeded to plant a kiss on him, who should walk through the door but the Man with A Cup of White Coffee, looking rather menacing and ......

[Dervish]

... irresistible as he eyed the loops of entrails now entangled in the hands of the Man with the Curry-Stained T-shirt. At this point, Man with Refurbished Chair walked in to offer the aliens his ....

[QuietStorm]

book on 10 reasons for not ordering drinks at a coffee shop. The aliens looked puzzled but without a moment's hesitation, The Man With The Curry-stained t-shirt ......

[Dervish]

book on 10 reasons for not ordering drinks at a coffee shop. The aliens looked puzzled but without a moment's hesitation, The Man With The Curry-stained t-shirt ......
*rotflmao*

[Naka]

walked over and grabbed the book. With one breath, he tore it to pieces.

[QuietStorm]

while looking menacingly dangerous, snorting occasionally. Man With The Curry-stained T-shirt then reached into his pocket, his fingers rummaging around and soon he found what he was looking .....

[Dervish]

for and we all knew what that was, don't we, of course we do, it's Lick Hung's list of foodstuff to be made available at their canteen effective 2012. Running his shrewd eyes down the list, the Man with the Curry-Stained T-Shirt ...

[QuietStorm]

was flabbergasted to note that satay celup was offered as one of the exciting new dishes!! Since the school was not lacking in saliva, the main ingredient in satay celup - in fact, the more saliva, the better the dish! - given the number of students there, it came as no surprise that .....

[Dervish]

... Man from Malacca had a confrontation with the Guru Besar where very unpalatable words were exchanged to such an extend that the Guru Besar's office stank for weeks there after. All the teachers scooted out of sight as sparks and fumes ...

[QuietStorm]

almost engulfed the school but thankfully the fire-brigade arrived in time for once and saved the day. The school was fondly referred to by students as Lick Who Ah, a nickname started by ......


(Disclaimer: The school is a pure work of fiction. Any resemblance to real schools is purely coincidental. )

[Dervish]

... :D ... Miss Jenny who used to direct traffic at the canteen dressed in a short shocking pink skirt, hollering in her pidgin English. By the time the chaos was brought to order, ...

[QuietStorm]

it was time to assign more homework!! Just at that moment, The Man with Curry-stained T-shirt appeared looking ....

[Dervish]

for the food list so that it can be posted at his favourite forum and also on Facebook. Searching in the rubbles, he saw ....

[QuietStorm]

to his horror, an old photograph of him and his pretty ex in a romantic embrace. Stuffing it into pocket, he hurried along but as misfortune would have it, he .....

[Dervish]

bumped into two moral policemen. Wearing the most sombre of expression they ...

[QuietStorm]

identified themselves and insisted on a body search saying that they got word that someone in the vicinity had in possession of an illegal video showing two frogs mating. Quick as lightning, the Man With Curry-stained T-shirt raised his left hand to point straight ahead as his right hand was scratching an itch on his butt, then shouted out at the top of his voice and before the cops knew what was happening, he took off like a bullet train, only to be .....

[Dervish]

... stopped by a mob of angry frogs at the traffic lights near Bacfree. Now one of the frogs in the video happened to be a very important bullfrog who was previously scandalised when he ...

[QuietStorm]

gave in to the temptation of spending the night eating bowls and bowls of laksa with a China doll and there was a video recording to prove that! Caught with his napkin off, the bullfrog ....

[Dervish]

accidentally turned towards the camera giving the lenses a full frontal view of his torso and appendages thereof. He had reasons to be proud because he had very substantial ...

[Naka]

member to the envy of all. But it is 2 headed

[loderunner]

snake that upload the video into U-tube for everyone's pleasure. The video clip has caused . . . . . .

[QuietStorm]

and they hiss too, to the horror of the female audience who had expected quite something else, something more mentally stimulating. Disappointed, they got up and walked over to ......

[Dervish]

surfed elsewhere because watching a video clip that does nothing but hisses can cause mental retardation according to Uncle Google. In any case ...

[QuietStorm]

or in this case, it shall be a 'no case' if you know what I mean. Haven't you read the latest news about a man .....

[Dervish]

who thought he was Superman and tried flying from a high rise building? Strange things like this happens if you eat some fake eggs that ...

[Naka]

are made in the lab. Wonder why people do such...........

[Dervish]

despicable acts of crime. Didn't they know that fake eggs will never become rotten and therefore can never be used to ..

[QuietStorm]

throw at nonperforming politicians. On the other hand .....

[Naka]

they are as hard and rough as rocks. Hopefully they will hurt the pollies where it hurt most

[Dervish]

which is unlikely since the shell which is made of wax would only crack and leave not a single bruise even where it hurts the most. In my opinion ...

[QuietStorm]

eggs are the most nutritious food in the world but I hate to be the chicken - the supplier of this wonder food source. Being a chicken is no fun as .......

[Dervish]

all you do all day is peck at worms, get laid, and lay eggs, not necessarily in that order. If I have to choose which animal to be, I'll choose ...

[QuietStorm]

one that could grant people their wishes. That would be ....

[Dervish]

impossible because I have never heard of an animal that could grant wishes. Why are you pulling my leg with such a tall .....

[QuietStorm]

tale or are you speaking from experience in which case I demand you give me the lowdown on it. I want to hear everything, from the time you .......

[Dervish]

... met this animal to the time you unearthed this terrible secret... in fact every little dirty detail. You may begin a the beginning although ...

[QuietStorm]

but I suspect you may choose to start from the time the bakkutteh arrived at the table. Speaking of that, I'm suddenly reminded of ......

[Dervish]

the story I heard last night. It was a spine chiller, let me tell ya, and ...

[QuietStorm]

ok lah, I lied. I was reading The Adventures of Tin Tin and what do you know, it was a most ......

[Dervish]

hilarious chapter about Tin-Tin going to look for Black Oil. He ...

[loderunner]

need to be lubricated frequently to prevent from overheating. The problem is , , , , ,

[Dervish]

he couldn't apply the lubricant on himself as he needed help. For this purpose and this purpose alone, he ...

[Naka]

used his hair cream. It seems to work for a while

[QuietStorm]

as he was quite an expert with his hand. Just when it seemed all was lost, Ah Lian walked in, gasping at the most indecent sight of our friend furiously .......

[Dervish]

rubbing himself to a feverish tempo. Disgusted she said "...

[QuietStorm]

my mother is coming anytime now! Please put that .....

[Dervish]

tube away. And go wash ...."

[QuietStorm]

....yourself and mop the floor too."

With that, she stormed into the bedroom with a cucumber but was surprised to find ....

[Dervish]

that cucumbers are cucumbers. They are not ...

[QuietStorm]

meant for fun at all. Hence she was most intrigued by her girlfriend who wouldn't hesitate to put .......

[Dervish]

salt on the cucumber. Next she ...

[QuietStorm]

would lick the salt off the green thing, bit by bit, savoring every moment. Then, holding it in her right hand, she would slowly .......

[Dervish]

transfer the cucumber to her left hand. Everything is now in place for her to start ...

[QuietStorm]

urmm...transferring the cucumber to the sofa. It's here that she ......

[Dervish]

wavers. Indecision overwhelmed her as she contemplate between ...

[QuietStorm]

eating the cucumber or the as yet unpeeled banana. It was a hard decision but she finally settled for the banana as she felt ......

[Dervish]

a strange kindred tingling associating her with the blessed banana. Peeling the skin slowly in order to prolong the intensity of her repressed calm, she ...

[Naka]

a passing dark figure at the window. Shocked, she cried out

[QuietStorm]

"Who's there?!"

A mysterious woman with long flowing hair and a wicked smile walked in, snatched her yet unpeeled banana and made her way towards ......

[Dervish]

the Man With Mangoes who was dressing a turkey. Unperturbed, he ...

[QuietStorm]

continued dressing the turkey like the expert that he is while whistling a tune and keeping an eye on the kettle. His concentration was abruptly disrupted when Beijing Girl appeared, dressed in only her ......

[Dervish]

best perfume and I would have told you the name of the perfume if I knew what it was but clearly I couldn't. In any case, the Man dressing the turkey ...

[QuietStorm]

dropped his turkey to the slippery floor. Awed by the sight before him, he felt something ....

[Naka]

moving below and it's getting hot. Looking down, man with turkey .......

[Dervish]

pick up the turkey and then direct his attention to himself. He found himself in a state of ...

[QuietStorm]

shock as standing right before him were hell and heaven. One was Beijing girl wearing only her perfume and nothing else and the other was the puke-inducing, hippopotamus of a Madam Alpha looking decidedly ......

[Dervish]

..well...like a hippopotamus! Asking politely that they wait for his decision, the Man with Turkey retreated into his study to calculate his options using an antique abacus his Dad left him but unfortunately ...

[QuietStorm]

things turned nightmarish the moment Madam Alpha stuck a knife into the pretty girl's slim thigh, making her scream out in pain. As this was going on, Man With Turkey leaped onto the dining table and .......

[Naka]

started doing a belly dance. The tempo was fantastic and

[Dervish]

I'm afraid to tell you that he danced rather badly although no one had the heart to tell him to his face. We wanted to throw some rotten eggs but these being fake, we ...

[Naka]

were shocked to learn they were hard as rocks. Therefore we just booed n booed

[QuietStorm]

until Man withTurkey decided to stop, only because he wanted to make way for the revolting Madam Alpha who wasted no time in taking his place on the table. Slowly she started to gyrate her body to the sensual music played by famous DJ Patrick Nia who was ........

[Dervish]

my housemate, if you must know. Madame Alpha ...

[QuietStorm]

was surprised to see Patrick Nia at the console but kept on moving her smelly body to the music while keeping her eye on the suave DJ. Turning on the microphone, Patrick's booming voice announced, "The fantastic fact of the day happens to be ......."

[Dervish]

the presence today of our most beautiful patron, everyone, please put your hands together for the beautiful, the unforgettable .... Madame Alpha!! Patrick boomed as the crowd went ...

[QuietStorm]

running to the nearest bins to puke. It was a scene of mayhem and chaos as ......

[Dervish]

that was certainly what it looked like until QS appeared at the scene. Introducing a new idea called "the queue", he coaxed ...

[QuietStorm]

Madam Alpha to come down from the tree. However, she was determined to drink the what was believed to be "holy" water dripping from ...........

[Dervish]

....I would like to be candid and tell you precisely where those water came from but my tongue is tied due to the strict moderation of this thread. It is my belief that ...

[QuietStorm]

censorship is not only unhealthy but unfair and it kills creativity. It should be done away with immediately and right now, right ........

[Dervish]

.. here in this thread. Unfortunately, you and I know that we don't call the shots as we ...

[QuietStorm]

merely coolies checking in occasionally to pass time before getting out again to work on the railway tracks. I tell you man, that Semi Value fella ought to .......

[Dervish]

reign in his daughter. She ..

(Dude, your box is full..)

[Naka]

can talk for hours. She ....

[QuietStorm]

(Dude, your box is full..)(Cleared. Hate this pm box. Ever so often before I know it, space runs out. If only my piggy bank fills up just as fast! )
can talk for hours. She ....(Naka bro, this is Neverending Story you know. hehe. You can put in as many words as you like....don't have to restrict yourself to just 5. :D :D)

....is the reason for me to bring along an umbrella! Besides, since she can stand the heat of the sun for hours on end, I'd recommend that ........

[Naka]

I followed VP's 5........... :D

she be sent to Sarawak and campaign alongside with bro VP. Her services is greatly...........

[QuietStorm]

appreciated by VP who is busy campaigning for the right for pubs to open till 3am and in the meantime somewhere in Subang Jaya, coffee-loving Naka is stunned, hurt and most puzzled as he thought his good friend hated beer and loved coffee more than anything else in the world so why did he do what he did; that is the question.....

:p :D:D

[Naka]

on everyone mind. Meanwhile VP also campaign against the introduction of pokies in the pubs, clubs.

[Dervish]

... and as if that is not bad enough, VP initiated another hostile campaign in the name of Insomnia Anonymous whose main agenda it was, to abolish all coffee establishment throughout the land. The Insomnia Anonymous's claim of acute insomnia caused by coffee establishment serving the dreaded beverage at all hours ...

[Naka]

With such issues at hand, VP's popularity rating shot up by 6%. The rest of the campaign were smooth sailing.

[QuietStorm]

...all the way, much to the consternation of coffee-loving Naka who felt he had to do something. Appearing on stage in his yellow outfit complete with yellow boots, Naka began to .......

[Dervish]

sing a terribly out-of-tune."Blue on Black" a 1998 rock hit with his yellow banjo. Strangely ...

[QuietStorm]

Madam Alpha saw it fit to join Naka on stage. She had a saw in one hand and a ......

[Dervish]

pick axe in the other. Clearing his throat carefully and standing at a respectable three feet away stood the stormy Quietstorm holding a mike into which he said ...

[QuietStorm]

...ladies and gentlemen, our competition is about to begin. This is what we are going to .....

[Dervish]

do. At this corner, standing two hundred and fifty pounds, the invincible Hippo Alpha! ~~~ *the crowd booed* ~~~ And at this corner, standing ...

[QuietStorm]

5 feet tall and he weighs in at 125 pounds without his basket of bananas. He holds a professional record of sending off offenders faster than a speeding bullet to a place he calls ......

[Dervish]

.... The Plantation, here ...... is....... the man himself!" ... The crowd cheered heartily as The Man removed his yellow cape to reveal a skinny torso with a fair number of ribs sticking out yelling to be counted and when the cries died down, Referee QS stepped over to examine with some curiosity the ...

[QuietStorm]

face of Madam Alpha which resembled the behind of a hippopotamus, only uglier but you know that already, right? The Skinny Man Without His Bananas was getting impatient as he screamed out "Oooi!...."

[Dervish]

You don't waste my time ar - I got plenty to do one you know!!!" Blood shot eyes starred daggers at Referee QS from behind a black band as ...

[QuietStorm]

the crowd roared in excitement. Referee QS looked behind him, quickly ducked as Skinny Man Without His Bananas rushed forward crashing straight into a horrified Madam Alpha which...urmm...who .....

[Dervish]

*LOL* ~~~ Skinny Man Without His Bananas? I like that! ~~~ *ROTFLMAO*

... was so badly dented she halted the match for a while in order to knock herself back into shape with a simple tool she found at the ring side. The bell for the second round ...

[QuietStorm]

*LOL LOL LOL. Come to think of it, Skinny Man Without His Bananas really sounds very funny! ~ laughs hysterically ~ *

didn't go off as the "Bell-man" was distracted by a skimpily dressed Ah Lian who walked in front of him, slowly swaying her hip, gyrating to a song playing on her mp3 player. A sudden gust of wind blew up Ah Lian's skirt revealing a most ........

[Naka]

shocking discovery. Measuring 12" long and sticking out...