Cerita Panjang - GAME

[Dervish]

and pointed at a marlin which was tailing them to shore. With a quizzical expression on his wrinkled face, the old man ...

[Naka]

took out his heavy duty fishing rod that was armed with a lure. He cast it in the direction of the marlin and

[Dervish]

prayed to the "Hai Leng Ong" that the marlin will take his bait. Unfortunately, ...

[Naka]

the cast was not perfect, f%$@&^$#, so I rewoud it back. Then he re-cast it

[Dervish]

the cast was not perfect, f%$@&^$#, so I rewoud it back. Then he re-cast it
into the sea and since the boat is occupied by one old man and 25 little boys, I should be one of the 25 little boys. I ...

[Naka]

held the rod steady & the lure landed in the direction of the marlin. Quickly I reeled down on the line to take initial slack out of the line

[Dervish]

and this time I got it all right because the marlin took my bait. I reeled in quickly and soon ...

[loderunner]

felt the tension on the rod. It was too much . . . . . .

[shthang]

to hold on in this tug of war. Seeing the old man losing his grip, 25 little boys stepped forward...

[Dervish]

to pull the line in. Nearer and nearer the marlin ...

[Naka]

in it's true Marlin's spirit struggled & managed to drag the line back to the sea.

The Marlin half-surfaced from the water with the lure it it's mouth and attempted to fight it out

[Dervish]

with Ah Pek and his 25 little boys who lost their oars and were paddling the boat with their little hands. Under the circumstances, it is no surprise that the marlin ...

[Naka]

dragged the boy onto the floor of the boat & 6 other boys had to give him a helping hand. The whole boat was then pull out to the open sea.

[Dervish]

...where a school of ferocious Sandtigers thrashed about in the bloody foams of a feeding frenzy. A decision had to be made so the old Ah Pek ...

[Naka]

in all his wisdom knew the fight with the Marlin could take hours and that the boat was not fully equipped with it. In view of the impending danger, he took out his knife

[Dervish]

to cut loose the devious marlin who quickly changed direction and headed back towards the Old Man and his 25 little boys. Dubious about the marlin's change of plans, the Old Man ...

[Naka]

took out his rusty shot gun. He took aim

[Dervish]

and shot right between the marlin's eyes which was a difficult feat under any circumstances. The gun being rusty, the sea being choppy, the marlin ...

[loderunner]

skull was hard enough to deflect the rusty bullet. The fear . . . . . .

[Dervish]

of a second shot persuaded the marlin to swim away quickly towards the open sea. Meanwhile ...

[Naka]

the sound of the shot must have frightened those ferocious Sandtigers. They stopped suddenly and in a blind frenzy swam..

[Dervish]

in all directions. One of them headed towards ...

[loderunner]

the boat. In just a short moment, . . . . . .

[Dervish]

the others followed and soon they were circling the boat menacingly. Old Ah Pek ...

[Naka]

quickly counted his bullets and there were only 2 buckshots left. He loaded one and

[loderunner]

kept the other in the pocket as spare. The situation has become . . . . . .

[Dervish]

precarious to all on board. Suddenly ...

[loderunner]

something appeared and scared them away. It was . . . . . .

[Naka]

a 25 foot Great white shark. This shark charged into the

[Dervish]

school of ferocious Sandtigers and made mincemeat of them all within 20 minutes. Meanwhile ...

[loderunner]

Arnold was seen on his water scooter in the vicinity. The thoughts . . . .

[Dervish]

that raked through his mind can only be imagined. Old Ah Pek ...

[Naka]

reloaded his shotgun with his last buckshot. He pressed the trigger lightly

[Dervish]

and took aim. A loud shot was heard and ...

[loderunner]

it was aimed at Arnold. Then . . . . . .

[Dervish]

the strangest sequence of events followed. The Great White Shark ...

[Naka]

jumped up from the sea & flew through the air & was heard laughing "ha ha ha". Everyone was shocked

[Dervish]

by this scandalous outburst which does not befit a shark this size. Horror stricken, they ...

[loderunner]

were frozen to their toes as the shark inched nearer. Suddenly . . . . . .

[Dervish]

out from the deep blue sea, Moby Dick appeared. He ...

[Naka]

did not like what he saw. The heavy breathing from his blowhole

[loderunner]

is enough to overturn the boat. The fear . . . . .

[Dervish]

was so intoxicating that Old Ah Pek vomited into the sea. Moby Dick was so disgusted that he ...

[Naka]

was so intoxicating that Old Ah Pek vomited into the sea. Moby Dick was so disgusted that he ...

also vomited. Seeing this, the boys couldn't stop

[Dervish]

themselves from vomiting too. With the sea so thick in vomit ...

[Naka]

themselves from vomiting too. With the sea so thick in vomit ...

the smaller fishes also surfaced to take a breather. Meanwhile, Moby Dick sneezed and

[Dervish]

when Moby Dick sneezes, he sneezes anchovies and vomits. The azure skies turned black, the winds roared, clouds billowed and soon it ...

[Naka]

when Moby Dick sneezes, he sneezes anchovies and vomits. The azure skies turned black, the winds roared, clouds billowed and soon it ...

turned into a storm. Everyone covered their faces with

[Dervish]

whatever they could find which wasn't much. Moby Dick, who was embarrassed with himself said ...

[Naka]

whatever they could find which wasn't much. Moby Dick, who was embarrassed with himself said ...

"ok, I'll push your boat to shore." Moby turned round and indeed

[Dervish]

he honoured his word, huffing and puffing until the little boat with Old Ah Pek and the 25 little boys arrived at the Freemantle Port. Grateful as they were, they ...

[Naka]

all touched Moby's head and kissed it one by one. Moby then

[Dervish]

forgot himself and jumped for joy for no one had ever kissed his head before. He created such a colossal splash that ...

[Naka]

waves ranging in height from ten to twenty feet tall knocked into the jetty. The jetty

[Dervish]

was utterly destroyed and the entire port became a wetland so wet that every building sink into the sea. With so much displacement of water, the sea level went down by ...

[loderunner]

six inches. Suddenly . . . . . ..

[Naka]

the displaced water came back as a massive wave. It

[loderunner]

caused a mini tsunami. The waves . . . . .

[Naka]

with all its mass and speed crushed into the buildings again. The result was

[Dervish]

calamitous to Australia as her coastline was changed forever. Quite contrite, Moby Dick ...

[Naka]

calamitous to Australia as her coastline was changed forever. Quite contrite, Moby Dick ...

bowed his head in prayers. Suddenly everything

[shthang]

back to normal. Water found its own level and sea was calm. M Dick spelt the magic....

[loderunner]

word that changed the whole situation. If only . . . . .

[Dervish]

bowed his head in prayers. Suddenly everything
*LOL* ~~~ That was funny, Naka. Great sense of humour. ~~~ *LOL*

[Dervish]

word that changed the whole situation. If only . . . . .
... the coastline of Australia can be reinstated. Sadly, this is impossible because ...

[Naka]

... the coastline of Australia can be reinstated. Sadly, this is impossible because ...

that is the limit of M Dick's power. However all is not lost, Moby has a friend higher in rank and

[Dervish]

powerful knowledge. His name is ...

[Naka]

Abba. Moby used brain wave to communicate with Abba

[shthang]

even they are miles apart. The magical power of Moby came from....

[Dervish]

*LOL*

... ABBA of course, but let me tell you that the combined forces of Moby and Abba is a phenomenon too omnipotent that anchovies shiver in their scales. To make matter worse...

[loderunner]

Bee Gees is joining the fun. The situation now has . . . . . .

[Dervish]

Bee Gees is joining the fun. The situation now has . . . . . .
... become crowded with so many *care-lare-fare in the picture. Bee Gees and Abba were politely asked to leave, which they did, and this made Moby Dick a very ...

*care-lare-fare is a Cantonese expression for film extras.

[Naka]

special Star for the evening. Moby struggled onto the stage and took the mike

[Dervish]

to croak "My blubber (Bonnie) likes over the ocean, my blubber lies over the sea", then stopping for a breather, he requested for a tank of water. Meanwhile, his audience ...

[Naka]

to croak "My blubber (Bonnie) likes over the ocean, my blubber lies over the sea", then stopping for a breather, he requested for a tank of water. Meanwhile, his audience ...

:D :D :D :D

went wild with amazement & they stood up and clapped their hands. They shouted " more, more"

[Dervish]

... and naturally, old Moby was pleased as a pudding. Suddenly ...

[loderunner]

the weather took a turn for the worst. Moby Dick . . .

[Dervish]

had to choose between the devil or the deep blue sea. He ...

[Naka]

had to choose between the devil or the deep blue sea. He ...

signalled to the audience & looked out to the sea. With a great leap, Moby

[Dervish]

dived into the great big blue creating such a massive displacement of water again that this time, half of Australia was lost forever. Pauline Hanson's One Nation became half so she ...

[Naka]

dived into the great big blue creating such a massive displacement of water again that this time, half of Australia was lost forever. Pauline Hanson's One Nation became half so she ...

she decided to go to NZ for a look see, look see. When NZ found out her weaknesses & back ground , the law

[Dervish]

required her to be deported without decorum. With her tail between her legs, she ...

[Naka]

required her to be deported without decorum. With her tail between her legs, she ...

decided to try out her mother's land in the UK. In a few cities in UK, she found to her dismay.

[Dervish]

... that the UK is a united kingdom of several nations colonised by subjects loyal to other figure heads in other nations. Utterly dejected, she ...

[Naka]

... that the UK is a united kingdom of several nations colonised by subjects loyal to other figure heads in other nations. Utterly dejected, she ...

decided to tour & live in a few countries in Europe. Worst

[Dervish]

case scenario was the boathouse waiting for her at Tonle Sap. She pondered ...

[Naka]

case scenario was the boathouse waiting for her at Tonle Sap. She pondered ...

and pondered & painfully pondered for months after months. Time passed

[Dervish]

... and the years went rolling by. Troubled by arthritic joints, she pondered on painfully until ...

[Naka]

... and the years went rolling by. Troubled by arthritic joints, she pondered on painfully until ...

she was totally lost in her plot & was deeply imbued with bitterness for her own failure. Meanwhile

[Dervish]

Moby was frolicking about in the deep blue sea with his new found love. They ...

[Naka]

Moby was frolicking about in the deep blue sea with his new found love. They ...

couldn't care less what's going on. Pauline

[Dervish]

decided to cook nasi lemak. It ...

[loderunner]

was a recipe she inherited from her grandmother. Her roots was traced .. .. . . .

[Naka]

was a recipe she inherited from her grandmother. Her roots was traced .. .. . . .


and has revealed the controversial former MP's genetic makeup is drawn from a rich multicultural background, with 9 per cent originating in the Middle East, 32 per cent from Italy, Greece or Turkey and 59 per cent from northern Europe. Later

[Dervish]

the 59 percentage from northern Europe stock was fiercely debated and disputed when trace genetic linkages were made to the Madurese of Borneo. The paparazzi ...

[Naka]

the 59 percentage from northern Europe stock was fiercely debated and disputed when trace genetic linkages were made to the Madurese of Borneo. The paparazzi ...

continued to harass her days and nights. Finally she decide to sell

[shthang]

the house in UK and migrated to a great place called Timbuktu. Her ancestors originated from there and she decided...

[Naka]

to mingle with the local folks. But with her superior mentality

[loderunner]

which was despised by the community, she continue to behave her normal self. The people were . . . . . .

[shthang]

and LCLY behaviour, she found it difficult to be accepted by the local community. She decided to change by...

[Naka]

and LCLY behaviour, she found it difficult to be accepted by the local community. She decided to change by...


wearing sarong and went shopping with it. The kampong folks couldn't

[loderunner]

take it any more. All the people. . . . .

[Naka]

started to laugh at her. Not knowly what was the

[loderunner]

reason for the laughter, she continues. Her action prompted . . . .

[Naka]

a news reporter to take a photo of her. Next day

[loderunner]

it was front page news. The publicity was . .. . .

[Naka]

splashed all over the world

[Dervish]

She became an instant celebrity and spokeswoman for World Sarong Awareness, a publicity stint initiated by the First Lady of Lohmai-kai Land. Speaking engagements poured from all over the world and soon ...

[Naka]

she needed more body guards than the prime minister. Her expenses shot through the roof

[Dervish]

... and the country's exchequer frown through his tooth. The masses ...

[Naka]

carried rotten eggs during her visits. At the first opportunity,

[shthang]

the crowd hurled the eggs to 'welcome' her. Few stink bombs were landed "chun-chun" on her face...

[Dervish]

ruining her make-up and stinking her right up to high heaven. Disgusted with her, and desperate to correct the odorous atmosphere on Mother Earth, the Rain God ...

[shthang]

decided to pee big time to wash away the stinky smell. The storm is codenamed "Katrina", mother hurricane of all time, and will hit Timbuktu in an hour. Everyone was looking for shelter and she....

[Naka]

followed the crowd. Once inside the cyclone shelter

[loderunner]

her stinking smell was too much for everyone to bear. The people . . . . ..

[shthang]

puked on her sarong. she was furious...

[Naka]

and out came all the flowery f$#@%^$ lingo from the fish n chip owner. She kicked all of them

[shthang]

with her pair of 9" stiletto heels. instead she was chased out from the shelter, the powerful Katrina blew her sarong away and..

[Dervish]

she was last seen running after her sarong all over Timbuktu and some say to Tahiti too. Meanwhile ...

[Dervish]

Moby Dick who was last seen stirring up tidal waves off the coast of Australia left the area so dry that the outskirts of Perth went up in flames. About 20 kilometers away from the fire ...

[Naka]

in Kemscott & the hills, 70 houses were completely destroyed & another 40 damaged. These are expensive houses and

[Dervish]

their owners who were devastated by their loss took their grievances to the Australian Government. Burdened by the calamities befalling them ...

[Naka]

Julia with tears in her eyes introduced a Flood Tax in Parliament. The opposition

[Dervish]

went livid with rage. Chairs were ...

[Naka]

not thrown anywhere and the opposition changed his mind. He supported the tax levy

[Dervish]

and suggested immediate implementation much to the consternation of those against the Flood Tax. After six hours of debate ...

[Naka]

The Bill was passed. Meanwhile SH

[Dervish]

tried to convince one and all that his butt wasn't ang-ang. He ...

[Naka]

stripped down and bent over. VP said

[Dervish]

"Hmmmmmmm.......". SH said "What do you mean Hmmmmmmm; nimbeh ......"

[loderunner]

from China-ker?" The action drew . . . . . . .

[Naka]

laughter from the crowds. SH then

[Dervish]

did something strange and unheard of. He ...

[loderunner]

stood on top of the table and started to sing. The crowd . . . . . .

[Dervish]

threw Kensington mangoes at him. Undergarments of various sizes and shapes were ...

[Naka]

were seen flying straight into SH's face. But a SYT rushed to his aid and

[Dervish]

scooped away all the exotic undergarments leaving him high and dry. Devastated, SH ...

[Naka]

shouted to her. "Honey, come here"

[Dervish]

... and gib nimbeh a little squeeze right here and here." Blushing demurely, the SYT ...

[loderunner]

just don't know what to do. Then . . . . . .

[Dervish]

SH did an unpardonable act. He ...

[shthang]

showed his middle finger high up in the air. Surprisingly, everyone was not jeering but cheering him for the brave and heroic act like celebrating in jubilation on the fall of Mubarak. Everyone was chanting "hero, hero....." :D :D


got jabbed in my absence....luckily nimbeh did a recovery here

[Naka]

" from Boleh, we Egyptians love you." With that, a handful of SYTs rushed forward


p/s...SH, do come in often or else more jabs :D

[Dervish]

and deprived as they were by their social taboos, they molested SH shamelessly. SH was in Cloud Nine and ...

[QuietStorm]

(I've lost the plot, having been away for some time. Time to do some catching up! :D)

all of a sudden, a Cloud Angel appeared with a glass of clear liquid and waved at him to come closer. Stunned at her beauty and charm, SH as if in a trance began to....

[Dervish]

... whirl like a dervish :D:D:D ... except that he couldn't stop whirling and soon he lost his balance and worst of all, the tempo. The Cloud Angel ...

[QuietStorm]

picked him up gently. To SH's surprise, she.....

[Dervish]

... was gentle and light ... as a feather. It was ...

[QuietStorm]

a strange looking glass the Cloud Angel was holding in her dainty hand. It was shaped like a banana, maybe even tasted like one if only SH would give it a lick but we all know he wouldn't, and I bet you didn't know that even.....

[Dervish]

..if he could, he still wouldn't, but strangely, call it an act of defiance if you will, knowing what we know about him, he decided to do what we knew he wouldn't. A red, furious tongue, long and hungry slithered out and ...

[QuietStorm]

just at that moment, the rain started pouring in bucketfuls punctuated by lightning and thunder. In the next instant, out of the corner of his eyes, SH saw a bottle shaped like a banana. Is that a mere coincidence, SH wondered as he walked towards……

[Naka]

it with caution. Suddenly a white figure appeared to come out of the bottle

[QuietStorm]

giving SH a jolt. A genie appeared and told him he could grant SH three......

[Dervish]

extra banana shaped bottles for extra mileage. Suddenly dazed with his options, SH ...

[QuietStorm]

took in a deep breath, took his right hand and moved it up down left and right, then closed his eyes in preparation for what was about to happen. However, strange as it may seem....

[Dervish]

took in a deep breath, took his right hand and moved it up down left and right, then closed his eyes in preparation for what was about to happen. However, strange as it may seem....
for what is true is often strange, stranger than fiction. No one was prepared for what happened next as ...

[QuietStorm]

quite frankly, it wasn't like anyone had seen anything like that before. A monkey, deer, giraffe and......

[Dervish]

quite frankly, it wasn't like anyone had seen anything like that before. A monkey, deer, giraffe and......

even a hippopotamus would never guess what happened next. So outrageous it was that ...

(oh-de-de-dear-dear, can't you see I'm stuck!? :eek: A little help will be nice. :rolleyes:

[QuietStorm]

I don't even know how to begin to tell you but since you insist, I shall try my best. It's most complicated to the extent that.....

[Dervish]

I will have to begin from the beginning. That's the time when ...

[QuietStorm]

Moses parted the Red Sea. Yes, it was that long ago, although our story is hardly religious and probably......

[Dervish]

very seriously non fiction and historical in nature. You see, the Red Sea as it is still called today wasn't actually red per se and worse still, it wasn't even a sea but a ...

[QuietStorm]

man called Curly who had a freeloader of a brother named Moe whose passion was to be an astronaut. One day, the ruler of Aisyalame, a planet inhabited by ape-like creatures decided to....

[Naka]

fly to another distant star. He summoned his chief of staff..

[QuietStorm]

Sheikh-dan to his office. Looking like a million dollars but worth only twenty cents, Sheikh asked....

[Naka]

" Yes, Oh Great One." bowing deeply. "May I know what to do"

[QuietStorm]

"...with these colourful beads?" asked the handsome young Sheikh-dan with an evil twinkle in his eye. The janitor felt a shiver of excitement running down in spine as he answered, "My friend, those things are meant......"

[loderunner]

to be kept as reserves in case you ran out of food. It may be . . . . .

[Naka]

eaten only in emergency. But make sure they are stored properly.

[QuietStorm]

in a jar in a dark, wet place, though flirty Ms Jenny may disagree. She feels that it's best if the beads were .....

[Dervish]

pounded into a powdery concoction and taken orally to help with my sore-throat. How she arrived at this conclusion is a ...

[QuietStorm]

mystery but this much I can tell you. However, you must promise you mustn't breathe a word to my pesky karaoke-singing neighbours as they.....

[Naka]

think it will improve their croaking voice. With that

[QuietStorm]

rest I had last night, I'm happy to report my cough is totally gone and I feel like a new man, totally energized and ready for action at the drop of a hat. *knocks on door*. Ah, my.....

[loderunner]

body is totally revitalised and can go in to create a storm. Too bad, . . . . . .

[Dervish]

...or too good, I know not which for my mind remained fuzzy with all that beady concoction swimming inside. Meanwhile, Naka ...

[QuietStorm]

whispered into VP's ear. "Oh..like that also can ar," said VP visibly thrilled by the prospect of......

[Dervish]

whispered into VP's ear. "Oh..like that also can ar," said VP visibly thrilled by the prospect of......
more exciting adventures of the oriental kind. Physically thrilled by VP's excitement and trying with some difficulty to contain his own irrepressible urges, QS .....

(:D:D:D )

[QuietStorm]

very quickly drove over to MeiSek to ta-pau a packet of chuchapchook, the only oriental gastronomic adventure he loved. ;) He dug in with relish, only occasionally.....

:D :D

[Dervish]

lifting his head for short gasps of air. Naka and VP stood nearby watching, speechless, shocked as QS then ...

[QuietStorm]

got up, turned on The Thriller song and started the familiar dance routine. VP and Naka soon joined in but what they didn't know was that.....

[Dervish]

got up, turned on The Thriller song and started the familiar dance routine. VP and Naka soon joined in but what they didn't know was that.....
somewhere lurking in the shadows, three pairs of eyes kept vigil waiting for an opportune moment. The moment arrived when ...

[QuietStorm]

VP, Naka and QS started to grab their crotch in imitation of the Great Gloved One leaving the female audience gasping in delight. Out of the shadows, three curvaceous females.....

[Dervish]

materialised. They were the three Mesdames Alpha, one in all and all in one and they were looking hotter than ...

:D:D

[QuietStorm]

Megan Fox and Jessica Alba combined. :D Running forward, Naka.....

[Dervish]

Megan Fox and Jessica Alba combined. :D Running forward, Naka.....
...arms wide opened, beaming delightedly from cheek to cheek, did a slow motion kinda skip (the type you see in Bollywood Movie) and advances towards the three Mesdames. Just two feet before impact, Naka suddenly ...

[QuietStorm]

realized his fly was undone!! Blushing profusely, he screeched to a halt but lost his balance and went crashing into the chest of.....

:D:D

[Dervish]

:D:D (Please forgive me bro, for I was sorely tempted and found wanting...:D:D:D)

Madame Alpha, a colossal tower of soft tissues. Quite contrite, Naka stepped backward like the gentleman he is and said ..."

(Dude, I'm laughing so hard I'm having another coughing spasm)

[QuietStorm]

(LOL. I can imagine the indignant look on Madam Alpha's face! :D:D)

as a matter-of-factly, "Madam, I'm so sorry if I had flattened your ~beep! ~ in any way" to which Madam Alpha replied in a monotone voice, "Don't worry at all, young man. I can easily.....

[Dervish]

(LOL. I can imagine the indignant look on Madam Alpha's face! :D:D)

as a matter-of-factly, "Madam, I'm so sorry if I had flattened your ~beep! ~ in any way" to which Madam Alpha replied in a monotone voice, "Don't worry at all, young man. I can easily.....
*LOL* :D:D

.........handle a few more of those. Come, let's ......"

(GTG Dude. It's been a riot! :D:D ~~~ Thanks for playing. ;) :D:D) *LOL*

[QuietStorm]

"...adjourn to my room upstairs, dear. I've some surprises in store for......"

:D:D

[Naka]

you. Without hesitation, a glorified Naka openly grabbed Madam Alpha's hand and

[loderunner]

leads her slowly up the room upstairs. Once inside, . . . . . . .

[Dervish]

... with the music way down low, curtains billowing gently in a cool night breeze, they settled down among soft silky pillows strewn in lazy corners. Madame Alpha cooed ..."......

:D:D

[QuietStorm]

"...come over here, big boy. Don't worry, I won't bite but I may....."

[Dervish]

swallow. :D:D:D Naka ...

[QuietStorm]

..roflmao..

was taken aback by her boldness. Madam Alpha pulled......

[Dervish]

herself closer and at this point Naka said "I beg your pardon, Ma'am but I have to go gather my mangoes first." :D:D:D ~~~ "I shall .........

(Why do I feel so guilty? :D:D:D)

[QuietStorm]

"...be back in an hour," said Naka to a frustrated Madam Alpha who was slightly frothing at the mouth. The door slammed shut and Naka was gone in a hurry, leaving Madam Alpha high and dry and quite....

(I also feel guilty. :D:D )

[Dervish]

...beside herself with repressed rage. In her fury, she ...

[QuietStorm]

karate chopped the dining table in two, did a flying kick bringing down the chandelier and punched a hole in the concrete wall!! Too bad Naka missed all the action as he was.....

[Dervish]

... at that very moment wiping his sweat under his mango tree, counting his mangoes and his blessing. He shivered as he thought about ...

[QuietStorm]

(Why isn't Naka coming in here anymore? :confused: )

the possibilities the future held. What if....just what if....

[Dervish]

(Why isn't Naka coming in here anymore? :confused: )

the possibilities the future held. What if....just what if....
(Dude, Naka visits this thread only once a day, in the early hours of the morning. It's called self-discipline which is sorely lacking in me. :D)

...he had fallen for that Moby Dick of a Madame Alpha? :eek: His hairs stood on ends as he ....

[QuietStorm]

(Naka visits the thread only once a day? Not enough! He got to come in here more often, I'll say. :D )

imagined himself hugging and puking on Madam Alpha during a slow dance. As punishment, Naka was sure "Moby Dick" would.....

[Dervish]

(Naka visits the thread only once a day? Not enough! He got to come in here more often, I'll say. :D )

imagined himself hugging and puking on Madam Alpha during a slow dance. As punishment, Naka was sure "Moby Dick" would.....
(I quite agree. ~~~ :p )

... never speak to him again and thus dejected, Naka, decided to go fishing all alone in a borrowed skiff. About 3 kilometres out of Freemantle Port, ...

[QuietStorm]

(Not speaking to Naka ever again is punishment? If you ask me, that's a reward. :p :D )

it started to pour cats and dog, some elephants too. Temporarily blinded by the rain, he reached out for his towel but instead his hand touched something soft and warm, not unlike.....

[Dervish]

.... you-know-what for it is tender, springy and spongy too. :D:D:D Looking into the skiff, he saw ...

(Naka, you should come in here to protect yourself from certain danger. :D:D No telling where all this will lead.... although we do aim to please. :D:D)

[QuietStorm]

he gasped, he felt his temperature rising, he did the rain dance, he simply couldn't believe his good luck. Lying right there in the skiff was......

(:D:D:D)

[Dervish]

he gasped, he felt his temperature rising, he did the rain dance, he simply couldn't believe his good luck. Lying right there in the skiff was......

(:D:D:D)
(Oh geee.... why do you have to keep doing this to me? Why, oh why, oh why, oh why? ~~~ *wailing, lamenting, whatever* :D:D:D)

(Grub time. I'll be back! :cool: :cool: )

[QuietStorm]

(Oh geee.... why do you have to keep doing this to me? Why, oh why, oh why, oh why? ~~~ *wailing, lamenting, whatever* :D:D:D)

(Grub time. I'll be back! :cool: :cool: )(:D:D:D I'll be waiting to find out awaits our dear Naka. ;) Naka, if you don't come in and do some damage control...you know...to steer the boat in another direction, you may end up in big trouble. :p )

<< I N T E R M I S S I O N >>

[Dervish]

he gasped, he felt his temperature rising, he did the rain dance, he simply couldn't believe his good luck. Lying right there in the skiff was......

(:D:D:D)
...old Murphy. (You're welcomed, Naka ;) ) Elated to have someone to talk to , Naka began by ...

[QuietStorm]

** INTERMISSION was over before I could finish my curry puff and kopi o! :D:D **

(Did Naka bribe you with some mangoes? :D )

describing how Madam Alpha looked. He said, "I think it's best to begin by telling you about her forehead which.....

[Dervish]

** INTERMISSION was over before I could finish my curry puff and kopi o! :D:D **

(Did Naka bribe you with some mangoes? :D )

describing how Madam Alpha looked. He said, "I think it's best to begin by telling you about her forehead which.....
(It had something to do with a yellow writing pad. ;) :p )

looked like Frankenstein's except that hers had five black moles with a strand of hair growing from each of them. ~~~ *Here, Naka excused himself while he puked into the sea* ~~~ Old Murphy ...

[QuietStorm]

looked like Frankenstein's except that hers had five black moles with a strand of hair growing from each of them. ~~~ *Here, Naka excused himself while he puked into the sea* ~~~ Old Murphy ...(Ohh! Ohhh! That description is hilarious!! :D:D:D )

started barking furiously at Naka for having spoilt his day but being the good dog that he was, he immediately "asked" for forgiveness by giving Naka a few licks on his face. Cheering up instantaneously, Naka resumed his description of Madam "Frankenstein" Alpha by saying, "If her forehead made you puke wait till you hear about her....."

[Dervish]

... colossal tower of soft tissues. Man, colliding into it was like .......

[QuietStorm]

being crushed by two huge bags of silicone dropped off from an old, wrinkled elephant! :eek: I thought I had died and gone to hell but luckily I.....

[Naka]

had another lick from Murphy who barked into my ear. Naka woke

( :D :D you fellows ah, took me a while to follow :D :D )

[loderunner]

up from the sound of music in his ears. His eyes still in daze . . . . . . .

[Dervish]

from the strange dream, he wondered about Madame Alpha. She looked like ...

[QuietStorm]

was 144 years of age despite the weekly botox injections into her forehead, chin and sagging cheeks. Naka was startled when a loud thud....

[Dervish]

came from the direction of his window. Cautiously, he crossed the room to separate the drapes and saw to his consternation and alarm ...

[QuietStorm]

a man standing at the door holding a bunch of bananas! Oh no, he thought as.....

[Naka]

he looked and figured it must be that important man from USJ com. Slowly Naka

[loderunner]

walks towards him with shakey hands. The fear is . . . . . .

[QuietStorm]

(was) very real. Naka opened the door and instinctively ducked as.........

[Dervish]

a banana came flying through the threshold. Aghast, he cried, "...

[QuietStorm]

I'm innocent, not unless you can prove me guilty of having impure thoughts about Madam Alpha!!" Taking two steps into the house, the man reached into his pocket and pulled out what appeared to be......

[Dervish]

long and green but he suddenly had a change of heart and gestured to Naka to join him on the sofa. After savouring Naka's succulent Kensington mangoes, the man began his story, "I am ...

[QuietStorm]

not like this before. As I remember it, back in school I didn't even like bananas but something happened one day while I was.....

[Dervish]

mediating at brawls of the unsavoury kind, so unsavoury it was that I went bananas, saw bananas and only thought bananas all day long. I have seen a Banana Psychiatrist so-called because he does look like one but he said ..."...

*This is a word of fiction. Any resemblance to persons dead or alive is purely coincidental*

[QuietStorm]

(Disclaimer also got ah? :p :D )

"....I may look like a banana, taste like a banana, peel like a banana but make no mistake, I'm not a banana. I want you to understand that I'm here to......"

[Dervish]

(Disclaimer also got ah? :p :D )

"....I may look like a banana, taste like a banana, peel like a banana but make no mistake, I'm not a banana. I want you to understand that I'm here to......"
(Disclaimer? As I seem to recall, YOU started the disclaimer thingy. :D Remember? I'm just following a tradition. ;) ~~)

discuss the future of two very naughty fellas at that place where I mediate. They are creating too much tummy cramps and ........

[QuietStorm]

(I did start this disclaimer thingy? I don't remember, actually. But it doesn't matter. The past is gone and buried. It's now and the future that count! :D:D )

one of them has an affinity for green long cucumbers. Apparently he gives them to ladies who are.....

[Dervish]

one of them has an affinity for green long cucumbers. Apparently he gives them to ladies who are.....
Oh gee.....NOT AGAIN!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

<< I N T E R M I S S I O N >>

[QuietStorm]

<< I N T E R M I S S I O N >>*Goes out to buy curry puff and kopi-o*

[Dervish]

*Goes out to buy curry puff and kopi-o*
*We apologise for this interruption. Our technical staff are looking into the problem*

~~~ *Meanwhile, VP crept away quietly, unnoticed.*

[QuietStorm]

*We apologise for this interruption. Our technical staff are looking into the problem**Crowd in theater getting restless. Some start to boo....*

[Dervish]

one of them has an affinity for green long cucumbers. Apparently he gives them to ladies who are.....
... lured by the dozens. Together these two are responsible for the diminishing female populations and our males are getting restless oh...whatever shall I .......

[QuietStorm]

do to attract the females back in here to play (word games :D ) with the guys. I think I'll....

[Dervish]

have to - what was that you were saying about having impure thoughts for who?" Man with Banana suddenly asked a dazzled Naka and settled in for a long ...

[QuietStorm]

chat at Parkway. Naka ordered kopi-o-peng kaw while Man with Banana surprised everyone when he suddenly jumped up and declared....

[Dervish]

..."I never saw a Purple Cow, I never hoped to see one, but I can tell you anyhow, I'd rather see than be one." ~~~ *At this point Naka quickly down his drink and walked away* ~~~ Meanwhile, Man with Banana saw QS and decided to ...

[QuietStorm]

invite him over for a drink of banana shake but he was sorely disappointed it wasn't on the menu. He eventually settled for Parkway's latest creation, a healthy drink called Cucumber Twist while QS ordered the......

[Dervish]

... Cucunana, a banana-cucumber combo with Pal-Salt (healthy low-calorie saltener). Man with Banana removed his banana-framed spectacles and started polishing it rigorously as he began ...".....

[QuietStorm]

"...you know my son, there is something I need to seek the answer to and I believe you have it. What I want to know is....."

[Dervish]

... how do I get to meet with Madame Alpha? I will do anything to be able to .....

[QuietStorm]

"...find out exactly how she masterminded her ingenious plan to bump off her pretty arch enemy. No doubt she had help from the good-for-nothing....."

[Naka]

witch. " I'll kill her one of this days"