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Dervish
29-11-2010, 12:18 PM
his bed all sorts of filthy names. ~~~ :eek: ~~~ Exhausted, he crawled between the sheets and ...

Dervish
29-11-2010, 12:45 PM
was soon sighing between snores. A shadow fell over his sleeping face and ...

Naka
29-11-2010, 03:43 PM
and then he found she was sitting on top of him. Quickly he...

Dervish
29-11-2010, 03:45 PM
rubbed the sleep away from his eyes and wiped the saliva drooling down his mouth. Suddenly ...

Naka
29-11-2010, 03:55 PM
QS and VP broke down the door and appeared near the bed looking very angry. The fisherman ...

Dervish
29-11-2010, 04:23 PM
was shocked because both of them were dressed in a yellow spandex with red capes plus an extra underwear on the outside. Poor as he was with only a ...

Naka
29-11-2010, 05:31 PM
a hut and underwear, he pushed the woman away and stood up. QS approached the girl

Dervish
29-11-2010, 05:50 PM
and whisked her to safety while poor VP was left to listen to the poor fisherman's woes. When the hearing got ...

loderunner
29-11-2010, 09:40 PM
boring, VP started to sing the favorite song of all times. The song was . . . . . . .

Naka
30-11-2010, 04:42 AM
"Only You" by The Platter. On hearing VP's sweet voice, the woman

loderunner
30-11-2010, 08:34 AM
melt into tears. Suddenly, she . . . . . . . . . .

Naka
30-11-2010, 08:44 AM
turned back and straight headed ..........

Dervish
30-11-2010, 12:16 PM
for the mournful fisherman who wondered where the woman came from. VP was lost in his own reverie and could offer no ...

loderunner
30-11-2010, 01:21 PM
excuse. He ran towards the woman and . . . . . .

Dervish
30-11-2010, 01:23 PM
said "How do you do?" The fisherman ...

Naka
30-11-2010, 03:57 PM
replied " How do you do?"

Dervish
30-11-2010, 05:17 PM
And the woman also replied "How do you do". When they were all done 'how-doing about', they ...

QuietStorm
30-11-2010, 08:03 PM
began a serious discussion on environment preservation. The skies ...

Dervish
30-11-2010, 08:12 PM
turned grey as it usually does when serious environmental discussions are held. The trio ...

QuietStorm
30-11-2010, 08:17 PM
didn't stop until the aroma of freshly bbqed satay drifted to their noses. A sweet voice ...

Dervish
30-11-2010, 08:43 PM
cried, "Dinner is ready". They looked up to see ...

shthang
30-11-2010, 11:45 PM
the bikini clad woman walking close to them offering sumptous dinner with two big cups... :eek:

Naka
01-12-2010, 07:14 AM
Seeing the 2 cups, the fisherman started to sweat profusely. He turned his

Dervish
01-12-2010, 09:23 AM
attention towards the two cups. He ...

Naka
01-12-2010, 10:49 AM
couldn't stand the sight and...

Dervish
01-12-2010, 11:04 AM
so he walked nearer to check them out. It ...

Dervish
01-12-2010, 05:03 PM
looked exactly like two cups, two big cups, two VERY big cups. Uncertainty shook him to the core as he ...

Naka
01-12-2010, 06:14 PM
lifted the 2 cups and found they were actually coconuts. Then he....

Dervish
01-12-2010, 06:50 PM
asked the sixty-four dollar question. They were "......

Doodles
01-12-2010, 07:28 PM
"...where are your real coconuts?! I demand to see them now!!" She smiled, turning around to face ..

Dervish
01-12-2010, 07:39 PM
the fisherman and his guest. Real coconuts suddenly ...

Doodles
01-12-2010, 07:46 PM
appeared served by the charming Pamela Anderson who was dressed in a straw hat and only that!! :eek: The fisherman's guest..

Dervish
01-12-2010, 07:56 PM
was awfully interested in the straw hat so he offered RM80 to have it right away. Pam ...

Naka
02-12-2010, 06:46 AM
said " You can have it for $200/=". However.

Dervish
02-12-2010, 08:03 AM
....there is no however because the guest quickly agreed. The RM200 and the straw hat exchanged hands and soon ...

Naka
02-12-2010, 08:19 AM
Pamela Anderson was completely naked. The mood changed.

Dervish
02-12-2010, 08:20 AM
considerably. Everyone was breathless ...

loderunner
02-12-2010, 08:54 AM
and sweating heavily. As she walks towards . . . . . . .

Doodles
02-12-2010, 12:18 PM
the fisherman's stainless steel pole, one of the many that were holding up the tent, she trips over a tree branch crashing straight into the arms of the fisherman's guest. He seizes the opportunity to..

Dervish
02-12-2010, 09:05 PM
explore the possibilities. She ...

shthang
03-12-2010, 12:48 AM
plunged towards naka and the two heavyweight dumbbells of all time dropped straight on the collision path to naka face... :eek: :eek:

Naka
03-12-2010, 07:34 AM
naka was completely knocked out by the impact. On seeing this,

QuietStorm
03-12-2010, 08:33 AM
Shthang decided to do what he had to do. He ...

Naka
03-12-2010, 08:45 AM
gave naka a quick slap in the face. Naka.....

loderunner
03-12-2010, 09:10 AM
was still in a daze from the impact. He . . . . . .

Naka
03-12-2010, 09:17 AM
Shouted " why u hit me so hard ah?". "What......"

Dervish
03-12-2010, 10:13 AM
you did that for ar?" SHThang was completely taken aback so he ...

shthang
04-12-2010, 01:30 AM
tried to explain "do you have any idea what had happened to you a while ago?". Naka slowly gaining his sanity and said "i saw 2 big objects like volleyballs came straight hitting my face....."

Naka
04-12-2010, 06:42 AM
" I remembered something hit me in the face." " What is that?" :confused:

shthang
04-12-2010, 10:18 AM
"oh..those were the heavenly gifts from Pam Anderson and you lucky fella just had the magical moment of contact." :D

Naka
04-12-2010, 10:29 AM
" OMG, ayam lucky." "I am not washing my face for a few days" ......

shthang
04-12-2010, 10:51 AM
Upon hearing that, Pamela was flattered and decided to reciprocate with her appreciation. She bent down towards Naka and pulled down his........ ;) :eek:

Dervish
04-12-2010, 12:24 PM
iron reserve, caressing his flushed cheeks and tormenting his turgid lips. The Iron Man, Naka-sama was no match for ...

Naka
04-12-2010, 04:12 PM
such an affection. He quickly pushed Pamela over to SH

Dervish
04-12-2010, 04:21 PM
who accepted her with open arms and a grin spanning cheek to cheek, well, like this one. :D ~~~ Pam squirmed and squirmed and ...

Naka
04-12-2010, 04:37 PM
cried for joy. VP stood by and watched with

Dervish
04-12-2010, 04:39 PM
amazement how it should be done. Standing nearby was Naka with ...

Naka
04-12-2010, 04:49 PM
equal curiosity as VP. Meanwhile SH showed us how to do....

Dervish
04-12-2010, 05:39 PM
the amazing act in other styles more in line with the times. Naka, who was especially curious stood two steps closer while VP started snapping his fingers in tempo with the ...

shthang
05-12-2010, 02:27 AM
the wild movement of his little friend called willy. Seeing willy behaved mischievously, Pam winked at VP to takeover from the winded SH

Sugarfree
05-12-2010, 03:51 AM
whose intention was 2drink directly from pam’s coconuts. vp rushed 2wards pam but he was stopped by an agile naka who appeared hell-bent on sucking pam’s...... http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-dance013.gif

Dervish
05-12-2010, 10:30 AM
sore thumb. Naka berated SH for a good half hour because ...

Naka
05-12-2010, 10:54 AM
he had a good time in the arms of Pam. VP joined in and in no uncerain term...

Dervish
05-12-2010, 11:07 AM
laid out the Standard Operating Procedure for future maneuvers of this kind. All of us agreed to abide by the strict protocol so Quietstorm ...

Naka
05-12-2010, 11:14 AM
decided to have a last go b4 the rules were passed. He then........

Dervish
05-12-2010, 11:18 AM
released a loud and satiated cry which became the talk of the forum for the next three months. The others could only envy him his ...

Naka
05-12-2010, 11:30 AM
quick action which was done beautifully. QS then..

Dervish
05-12-2010, 08:24 PM
called for a meeting to discuss the next course of action. They elected Naka as ....

Naka
05-12-2010, 08:35 PM
the PRO. President was VP, then D. President, SH, & ....

Dervish
05-12-2010, 08:41 PM
Quietstorm became Secretary while Sugarfree is the Treasurer. Thus settled in their respective roles, the discussion went on full steam with Quietstorm announcing ...

Naka
06-12-2010, 07:17 AM
the club is going for holidays in Bali. VP quickly put up both hands...

Dervish
06-12-2010, 01:53 PM
because he must be where the whirling dervishes are. When told there weren't any in Bali, he ...

shthang
06-12-2010, 11:04 PM
turned to the newly elected PRO "Ironman, apa machiam?". "Mr President, how about Ipanema beach at Rio de Janeiro, the bikini kingdom aka bay watch...boleh? There we will put the SOP under extreme hot and spicy conditions..... " ;)

Naka
07-12-2010, 06:16 AM
Naka interrupted, " too far, too expensive, can't afford." The Laguna Resorts & Spa in Bali also..

shthang
07-12-2010, 09:38 AM
got many heavenly bodies due to the ongoing Miss Bikini contest.Yuppaduppadooooo!......"

loderunner
07-12-2010, 10:09 AM
this contest will be the biggest for the year. Among the big names are . . . . . . .

Naka
07-12-2010, 10:54 AM
a handful beauties from Perth who flew there this week. On hearing this,

Dervish
07-12-2010, 02:40 PM
Quietstorm could not contain his excitement and was virtually bursting with new-found energy. Sugarfree ...

Naka
07-12-2010, 06:57 PM
suddenly was wild awake. He quickly moved over to Naka and..

Dervish
07-12-2010, 07:21 PM
said, "Can I bring my Jenny there?" Naka ...

Naka
07-12-2010, 07:24 PM
was surprised to hear that from SF..." what is wrong with you, I have 10 beauties from Perth and you :mad: ....

Dervish
07-12-2010, 07:30 PM
want Jenny? Unbeknownst to Naka, Jenny is ...

Dervish
08-12-2010, 01:29 PM
the prettiest little thing that ever walked on shoes. SF is naturally ...

Naka
09-12-2010, 07:42 AM
curious and would like to see what Naka has in store for him. SF said..

loderunner
09-12-2010, 09:58 AM
let us see what's the 'BIG' difference. SF asked for a . . . . . . .

Naka
09-12-2010, 10:26 AM
photo of all 10 beauties. Naka was quick and pull out a..

loderunner
09-12-2010, 10:29 AM
photo of a famous celebrity to compare. He noticed . . . . .

Naka
09-12-2010, 10:57 AM
saliva dropping heavily from SF mouth. Then VP moved over and

Dervish
09-12-2010, 11:39 AM
collected SF's saliva in a little pan. Frowning in disgust, he ...

shthang
10-12-2010, 12:05 AM
....sighed "now i know what i hv been missing. After seeing the pictures, clearly the hunting season is back again!"

Naka
10-12-2010, 07:59 AM
And with that, VP declared there and then that he would like to have the company of the celebrity. QS interrupted ...

Dervish
10-12-2010, 10:23 AM
by saying "No, I saw her first so she's mine!" Not to be out-foxed, Naka ...

Naka
10-12-2010, 10:44 AM
said, I have a secret deal with Liz (that's her name btw) & if you ppl wan to fight over her, there maybe Open Tender...whoever tender more will have her attention. SH jumped in........

Dervish
10-12-2010, 10:46 AM
with Ten thousand Euro. Quietstorm countered with ...

Dervish
10-12-2010, 04:18 PM
Thirty Million Rupiah while VP proudly displayed thirty baskets full of Banana Currency. Naka was quite undecided and took several days to ...

Naka
11-12-2010, 07:06 AM
come back with his decision. Finally, he declared that..

Dervish
11-12-2010, 12:08 PM
to give up Liz to any of the men is an impossibility as he had become quite fond of the stunner due to the time they spent together in such close proximity. SH was livid with this decision and ...

Naka
11-12-2010, 03:01 PM
he would like to have a word with Liz. QS was similarly mad and

Dervish
11-12-2010, 03:02 PM
wanted to whack somebody, anybody! As for poor VP, ...

shthang
12-12-2010, 01:44 AM
his banana currency cannot 'pakai' and disqualified from the bid. To avoid kena whack kau kau by QS, he said 'tailoh, don't punch my handsome face, you could have all the money here!

Naka
12-12-2010, 06:14 AM
On seeing the money QS turned to smile. But SH was different, he

shthang
12-12-2010, 11:18 AM
told naka 'she is not my type...and she likes ironman like you!!'. SF got jealous...

Naka
12-12-2010, 11:37 AM
"I wan, I wan" he screamed. After this, Naka went

Dervish
12-12-2010, 04:20 PM
wild with rage and engaged SF in an arm to arm combat. SH, VP and QS quickly cheered them on as they ...

Naka
12-12-2010, 04:40 PM
engaged in the arm wrestling match. SF being very much younger..

Dervish
12-12-2010, 04:44 PM
and less "experienced" soon conceded defeat. Naka, grinning widely ~~ and looking like this ~~~ :D ~~~ was hailed as ...

Naka
13-12-2010, 08:02 AM
the iron man. Liz was impressed and

loderunner
13-12-2010, 08:22 AM
turned her eyes on him. At that moment, . . . . . . . . . . .

Dervish
13-12-2010, 08:24 AM
QS decided to ask Naka for dancing lessons. Meanwhile, SH ...

Naka
13-12-2010, 07:04 PM
jumped out out of the blues, turned on the music. He took Liz in his arms and

loderunner
14-12-2010, 08:53 AM
moved gracefully into the floor. The music was playing . . . . . .

Dervish
14-12-2010, 12:31 PM
and soon they were taking up the entire dance floor elbowing Naka and BJ out of the way as they did so. QS ...

loderunner
15-12-2010, 08:56 AM
was furious seeing the situation. QS grabbed the next available girl . . . . . .

Dervish
15-12-2010, 10:03 AM
was furious seeing the situation. QS grabbed the next available girl . . . . . .
proposed to her, got married and lived happily ever after. And so ends our ...

loderunner
16-12-2010, 08:51 AM
episode I of the interesting story. The saga continues with . . . . . .

Dervish
16-12-2010, 04:41 PM
painful alacrity at a tortoise's pace. This is because the tortoise ...

loderunner
18-12-2010, 11:06 AM
is going to have the race with Naka. The prize is . . . . . .

Naka
18-12-2010, 12:26 PM
a bowl of currymee at Choy Kee. On hearing this, CM jumped..

Dervish
18-12-2010, 02:06 PM
up to register for the race. Not to be left out ...

Naka
19-12-2010, 07:02 AM
VP also rushed in to register for the race. Meanwhile SH had other

Dervish
19-12-2010, 01:20 PM
plans. He ...

shthang
19-12-2010, 03:59 PM
....decided not to join the rat race and just stood down to watch the close duel......

Dervish
19-12-2010, 04:28 PM
between Naka and QS. Both their faces were red ...

Naka
20-12-2010, 05:47 AM
and dead serious. VP pulled out his gun..........

Dervish
20-12-2010, 10:48 AM
to start the race but his aim was so bad he accidentally shot the judge's foot. The judge stormed towards VP and ...

Naka
22-12-2010, 07:46 AM
" what the %$#@&* are you doing?" :mad: :mad: He took a stick and

loderunner
22-12-2010, 08:37 AM
tickle VP non-stop. The laughter was so loud that . . . . . .

Dervish
22-12-2010, 11:48 AM
VP was sent to the plantation for disrupting the 'harmony' at the race. The race must go on so ...

Naka
23-12-2010, 07:15 AM
Our photographer Micks was seen struggling with the weight of his photographic equipments. He set up his position...

loderunner
23-12-2010, 08:52 AM
aiming for the best location. However the focus was set on the . . . . . .

Naka
23-12-2010, 09:06 AM
sexy girl on the corner seat. She happened to look at Mick.....

shthang
23-12-2010, 09:55 AM
and felt embarassed upon seeing Mick's 7-inch big, long and cylindrical.... ;)

Dervish
23-12-2010, 10:34 AM
cucumber which he was clutching at the time. Not one to be distracted, Mick ...

loderunner
23-12-2010, 01:25 PM
shouted towards the girl. She was . . . . . . . . .

Dervish
23-12-2010, 01:26 PM
asked to sit still and look sexy. She ...

loderunner
23-12-2010, 01:31 PM
wanted to but cannot. There is something crawling . . . . . . .

Dervish
23-12-2010, 01:32 PM
along her neck, a stray finger which belonged to SH. Mick wasn't amused and he ...

shthang
23-12-2010, 03:28 PM
brandished his long loaded pistol. He talked like Dirty Harry "But being as this is the most powerful shotgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, SH?" :D

Naka
23-12-2010, 05:07 PM
Seeing the pistol aiming at his direction, SH lifted an iron chair and covered up the sexy girl. Mick then.........

Dervish
23-12-2010, 09:32 PM
quickly fired his camera in bursts of tens scaring the daylights out of SH and the sexy girl who is now in a tight embrace within his arms. Pleased with his promising prospects, SH quickly ...

Naka
24-12-2010, 05:32 AM
lifted the sexy girl up and disappeared into the building. Meanwhile the cars zoomed passed and

loderunner
24-12-2010, 08:58 AM
in frantic search for them. Inside the building, they started to . . . . . . .

Dervish
24-12-2010, 09:40 AM
entwine themselves in a serpentine manner. This entwined position according to Master Yoga Nakasama is called ...

shthang
24-12-2010, 09:53 AM
'twisting'. the sexy girl suddenly stood up to pee.....OMG!! she was a male. SH was horrified and lari kuat kuat :D

Dervish
24-12-2010, 10:00 AM
:D ~~~ as fast as his legs could carry him. Meanwhile, Naka who didn't know what's what walked into a demure scene and ...

shthang
24-12-2010, 11:30 AM
saw SH dashed out like Usain Bolt. Saw the 'she-male' crying, Naka told himself 'fatt tuck lor...it's my turn to b the hero to save the hot babe'. He quicky wrapped his arms around her and she leaned her head on this shoulder..

Dervish
24-12-2010, 11:50 AM
... of hard packed iron. Naka led the crying hot babe towards the ...

shthang
24-12-2010, 12:01 PM
bedroom. "Don't cry, my little baby. Trust me, I am ironman and I will protect you. I shall never allow anyone to hurt you again". She-male was so touched and.......

Dervish
24-12-2010, 12:22 PM
deeply moved by Naka's bravado, she snuggled into all the familiar niches. Not one to miss an opportunity, Naka tucked into the nooks and crevices and suddenly discovered with utmost horror an unexplained ...

shthang
24-12-2010, 12:46 PM
bulging object that jutted out between the.... :D

Dervish
24-12-2010, 12:56 PM
:D ~~~left one and the right one but most of all, in the most objectionable places. Suddenly dubious about the exact anatomical positions of such an object :D, he went to consult ...

(GTG grab some grub. ;) Thanks SH, for playing :D )

shthang
24-12-2010, 01:15 PM
VP for advice. 'today I discovered and touched 010 numbers, can you buy 20big20small for me at Magnum 4ekor?' :D :D

(gtg for shopping....sure naka taikor will whack us kaw kaw when he read this)

Dervish
24-12-2010, 02:25 PM
VP understood the "coded words" at once and quickly hurried Naka through a concealed door which led into a dark passage 010 meters long. Soon they arrived at a clearing where they saw 20 big and 20 small ... :D:D

(Naka ~~~ Blame it on the weather! It's made us bonkers! :D:D)

loderunner
24-12-2010, 08:40 PM
ladies all dressed in bikinis. The eyes suddenly . . . . . . . .

Naka
25-12-2010, 07:08 AM
turned to a dark corner where QS was sitting with a few lasses. QS was laughing so loud that

Dervish
25-12-2010, 01:24 PM
... I couldn't hear myself think. Annoyed at the disruption to my "inner peace", I ...

Naka
26-12-2010, 07:36 AM
got hold of an apple and threw it in QS's direction. The apple flew thro' the air and

Dervish
26-12-2010, 07:43 PM
landed on SH's lap. He ...

Naka
27-12-2010, 07:35 AM
ate it. Meanwhile QS is still.........

Dervish
27-12-2010, 10:11 AM
... at the dark corner with a few lasses laughing so loud that he disrupted everybody's "inner harmony". Naka decided enough was enough so he ...

loderunner
27-12-2010, 01:56 PM
called him over for a long lecture. The saliva . . . . . .

Dervish
27-12-2010, 02:14 PM
had nothing to do with the lecture. It ...

Naka
27-12-2010, 05:42 PM
flowed and flowed like a stream. The ground was....

shthang
27-12-2010, 05:47 PM
slippery wet with the saliva aka "fei-piew". One of the young lasses told Naka off 'hello uncle, enuff lecturing here! Peeeegi main jauh jauh and leave us alone'. Naka taikor bei tahan hearing this and.....

Naka
27-12-2010, 05:57 PM
slippery wet with the saliva aka "fei-piew". One of the young lasses told Naka off 'hello uncle, enuff lecturing here! Peeeegi main jauh jauh and leave us alone'. Naka taikor bei tahan hearing this and.....

"True, true, I go and enjoy yourself " Naka said. QS invited VP to join him and..

shthang
27-12-2010, 06:03 PM
buy drinks for all the lengluis. VP took out his big wallet stashed with cash and condoms. 'Merry Xmas, lengluis!' VP made a toast to everyone and

Naka
27-12-2010, 06:06 PM
" Yammmmmmmmmmmm Singgggggggggggggggggg " in a very loud voice. The sound could be heard for.........

shthang
27-12-2010, 06:10 PM
metres away like roaring lion king preying for helpless lambs as dinner.... ;)

Naka
27-12-2010, 06:21 PM
metres away like roaring lion king preying for helpless lambs as dinner.... ;)

looks like your qualify for a cucumber, Taikor. :D

Dervish
27-12-2010, 08:27 PM
metres away like roaring lion king preying for helpless lambs as dinner.... ;)

looks like your qualify for a cucumber, Taikor. :D

Wow! ~~~ Your first cucumber ever. Surely this calls for celebration. ;)

(SH ~~~ In case you're puzzled. Game Rule is ==> Complete the preceding sentence and start a new sentence to be completed by the next player ;) )

Dervish
27-12-2010, 08:31 PM
metres away like roaring lion king preying for helpless lambs as dinner.... ;)
Continuing with the storyline ~~~ ;)

After the deafening roar, VP distributed the condoms, one to each person at the gathering. Strangely, he issued TWO to QS who ...

Naka
28-12-2010, 05:40 AM
Continuing with the storyline ~~~ ;)

After the deafening roar, VP distributed the condoms, one to each person at the gathering. Strangely, he issued TWO to QS who ...

cried out , " wat, oni 2, comeon, at least 4 " VP was taken aback and

Dervish
28-12-2010, 10:39 AM
wondered why QS needed four when two is quite enough to "finish" him. Finally deciding to sacrifice the last piece in his possession, he handed it over to QS who ...

(QS ~~~ Can you find it in your heart to forgive us all our trespassers? :D:D )

loderunner
28-12-2010, 11:32 AM
blew it up like a balloon. He tied the balloon and . . . . . .

Dervish
28-12-2010, 12:36 PM
... handed it back to VP. Struck by the strangeness of this action, VP could only ...

Naka
28-12-2010, 01:24 PM
shoot back at QS in anger for wasting his last condom which he could put it to good use. Realising his action, QS...

Dervish
28-12-2010, 01:34 PM
went to see Naka who owned a condom mega factory in China. Tycoon Naka said ...

Naka
28-12-2010, 01:36 PM
went to see Naka who owned a condom mega factory in China. Tycoon Naka said ...

" would you like to visit my factory with all expenses taken care of?" SH, VP & QS jump in and

Dervish
28-12-2010, 01:39 PM
heartily agreed to the proposal. However, there was a problem because ...

Naka
28-12-2010, 01:45 PM
the girls would like to come too and they were not invited. " Comeon, you dun need girls to China cos'

Dervish
28-12-2010, 01:48 PM
... there are already plenty to choose from there." QS, the kind-hearted gentleman who could never say "no" to anyone was given the ...

Naka
28-12-2010, 01:52 PM
choice to pick 2 girls out of 5 for the trip. Then QS did the unexpected, he

Dervish
28-12-2010, 01:58 PM
gathered two goats in his arms and got ready to board Tycoon Naka's private jet. Now we all know that goats ...

Naka
28-12-2010, 02:03 PM
are not allowed in private jet. Naka said " No " and

Dervish
28-12-2010, 02:06 PM
that was that! Crestfallen, QS ...

Naka
28-12-2010, 05:27 PM
declared, " ok, if that is the case, I'll bring 2 of the girls or else ayam not going." SH was shocked and

Dervish
28-12-2010, 05:33 PM
speechless. VP was silenced forever and never uttered a word since ...

Naka
28-12-2010, 05:42 PM
the declaration. Meanwhile Naka thought that 2 girls is better than 2 goats decided........

loderunner
28-12-2010, 07:41 PM
to allow them to board but on one condition. The girls must . . . . . . .

Dervish
28-12-2010, 08:35 PM
the declaration. Meanwhile Naka thought that 2 girls is better than 2 goats decided........
*LOL* ~~~ :D:D


to allow them to board but on one condition. The girls must . . . . . . .
sit with him, only him, and no other but him! The others reluctantly ...

Naka
29-12-2010, 07:18 AM
*LOL* ~~~ :D:D


sit with him, only him, and no other but him! The others reluctantly ...

accepted Naka's decision except SF. SF had other ideas and

Dervish
29-12-2010, 02:55 PM
bigger plans. She ...

Naka
30-12-2010, 08:36 AM
wanted to bring her boy friend with her. VP wa shocked..

Dervish
30-12-2010, 02:31 PM
into further silence. Naka said "...

loderunner
30-12-2010, 06:17 PM
SF can come but not the boy. He can . . . . . .

Dervish
30-12-2010, 08:04 PM
take the two goats home." QS who loved goats ...

Naka
31-12-2010, 09:15 AM
added " take them to my back yard". Without any choice, SF handed

Dervish
31-12-2010, 02:08 PM
the two goats back to QS who jumped for joy and whirled like a dervish. :D After about thirty minutes of watching QS whirling about, Naka ...

loderunner
31-12-2010, 05:42 PM
went to look for QS. Can you . . . . . . . .

Dervish
31-12-2010, 08:03 PM
imagine why Naka would do something like this? I ...

Naka
01-01-2011, 07:27 AM
and SH shouted to QS " Time to go". QS looked back in anger...

Dervish
01-01-2011, 01:34 PM
... for he hated being disturbed when he's whirling like a dervish. :D Suddenly ...

loderunner
01-01-2011, 06:17 PM
the girls shouted out loud. They were . . . . . .

Dervish
02-01-2011, 12:19 AM
bored. QS ...

Naka
02-01-2011, 06:51 AM
stopped whirling. He

Dervish
02-01-2011, 02:39 PM
started whirling again after two heartbeats. Naka who had no patience for such trivialities ...

loderunner
02-01-2011, 06:09 PM
called QS over. Naka raised his voice . . . . . ..

Dervish
02-01-2011, 10:07 PM
which was a terrible idea. The pilot ...

Naka
03-01-2011, 07:05 AM
was getting agitated with all these fuss. " Get your @#$%& ass ...

Dervish
03-01-2011, 10:44 AM
into this aircraft because we're taking off with or without you #X$@YX* lot!" Everyone clambered on board and was belted in within ....

loderunner
04-01-2011, 08:49 AM
seconds. However, one of the girls . . . . . .

Dervish
04-01-2011, 10:31 AM
who was supposed to sit with Naka refused to do so. The pilot ...

shthang
04-01-2011, 09:55 PM
said to the hottie 'honey, come over here to the cockpit. it's safe and fun here. I am sure you will thrill to play with the joystick later' ;) . The girl....

Naka
05-01-2011, 08:30 AM
walked into the cock pit. She shouted " Hi Jack " :eek: and the next thing

Dervish
05-01-2011, 10:00 AM
that happened was pandemonium at its best. In the confusion, QS whipped out his water pistol and started ...

Dervish
06-01-2011, 10:23 AM
spraying everything in sight. Naka said ..."

Naka
07-01-2011, 08:28 AM
" What the f%$^#@ are you doing?" Jack is the pilot's......

Dervish
07-01-2011, 10:30 AM
name and don't you know all that water is going to ruin my hairdo?" Mollified, QS ...

Dervish
07-01-2011, 06:10 PM
name and don't you know all that water is going to ruin my hairdo?" Mollified, QS ...
cried, "What do I f@#X^& care about your f@#X^& hairdo when my own f@#X^& shirt is all f@#X^& wet!?" Shocked by the outburst, SH screamed "What the f@#X^& ........

shthang
08-01-2011, 01:34 AM
is going on here, guys? Cool it and knock if off....let's continue to have ;)

Naka
08-01-2011, 06:16 AM
our welcome drinks with the girls. Meanwhile SF was seen laughing & enjoying himself at the back and

Dervish
08-01-2011, 01:35 PM
... at one point, he disappeared from sight only to reappear 10 minutes later looking disheveled and disoriented. We could only surmise that he had had a ...

Naka
09-01-2011, 06:06 AM
quickie. QS was mad on seeing...

Dervish
09-01-2011, 10:30 AM
me next in line on the queue with Naka and SH waiting eagerly in turn. He ...

shthang
09-01-2011, 11:11 AM
potong queue and shoved VP aside. With arms akimbo, he bullied the 'hungry' VP by shouting loudly 'Nimbeh first!!". Suddenly, a sweet voice came from the lavatory "dun fight la and be peace, let's kill 2 burung with 1 batu, i can take ... ;)

Dervish
09-01-2011, 11:16 AM
... all four of you at the same time. The foursome stood panting and ...

shthang
09-01-2011, 11:24 AM
stunned like a rock. Obviously there is a clear and present challenge for an act of gang...... ;)

Dervish
09-01-2011, 12:05 PM
... panting as everyone started panting in unison. The pilot ...

shthang
09-01-2011, 12:24 PM
Jack made an annoucement 'lagents, pls go back to your seat and fasten your seatbelt as we are going to land in 15mins'. "Still got enuff time!" QS quietly stormed into the.... :eek:

Dervish
09-01-2011, 01:28 PM
lavatory while the rest buckled in for the bumpy landing. After twenty minutes, the plane skipped to a hard stop and everyone sighed with relief when they saw ...

Naka
10-01-2011, 07:20 AM
QS coming out of the loo. He looked shocked...

Dervish
10-01-2011, 10:32 AM
definitely shocked and outraged at the indecency of the situation. Always one with an intact sense of propriety, he ...

shthang
10-01-2011, 06:30 PM
tried to walked back to his seat as if nothing had happened. Unfortunately, he can't sit down straight immediately due to the unbend-able.... ;)

Dervish
10-01-2011, 08:18 PM
...:D:D ......pound of flesh. SH saw his discomfort immediately and said "Nimbeh ....

(QS, I swear ~~~ he started it! :D:D ) *points discretely at SH* ;)

Naka
11-01-2011, 04:56 AM
an jua ang nee ? " :D QS looked madly at SH, "f#$@@^&($.....

shthang
11-01-2011, 09:55 AM
"this plane landed safely but my little plane got crashed landing, knn!!". Empathy with the situation, SH tried to pacify "Chill bro...no pain no gain!" ;) The private jet landed at Fantasy Island and everyone especially VP is very excited of... :D

Dervish
11-01-2011, 12:09 PM
course. :D His BP shot through the roof and ...

shthang
11-01-2011, 02:12 PM
he can't wait to experience the realisation of his wild fantasies in Fantasy Island. Elated VP told Naka 'bro, guarantee syioooooook one on this sibeh steam island, nimbeh oredi cannot tahan to make......' :D :D

Dervish
11-01-2011, 02:16 PM
...so f@#$%^g much small talk with you. Nimbeh sibeh ....."

shthang
11-01-2011, 02:20 PM
'kan cheong' and want to meet my gorgeous Ah Lians". Naka stayed cool as cucumber and advised VP 'bro, bun bun lai! we got plenty of time to....

boss, tx for playing. gtg now.

Dervish
11-01-2011, 02:23 PM
...tok kok some other time. Meanwhile, QS ...

(OK dude, CYA. TFP)

Naka
12-01-2011, 08:20 AM
wanted to continue his unfinished works. He rushed forward

Dervish
12-01-2011, 10:23 AM
... but I don't know why he wanted to rush forward because there was nothing left to rush forward to. With blurry eyes, he said to Naka, "Taikor .........

Naka
12-01-2011, 01:52 PM
"Where are the girls?" Naka said " which one and.."

Dervish
12-01-2011, 02:39 PM
... where got girls here? Are you ........

shthang
12-01-2011, 07:33 PM
...ok? C'mon bro, just relax! This is fantasy island and plenty out there to crush your .....;)

Dervish
12-01-2011, 08:13 PM
peanuts for you. You should eat one by ...

Naka
13-01-2011, 07:09 AM
one & wash it down with beer." Meanwhile in the distance, a small boat appeared...

Dervish
13-01-2011, 08:26 AM
with an old man and his twenty-five little boys. They lost their oars and were ...

Naka
13-01-2011, 03:02 PM
paddling the boat with their little hands. The old man stood at the bow of the boat