Question & Answer Game

[Doodles]

Firefox (is it considered a software? :D )

Firefox or Internet Explorer? You like..?

[Dervish]

Neither. I use Google Chrome.

What's the noblest act/deed you've ever done?

[Doodles]

Offered to take a pretty woman by her hand and help her cross a busy street?

Ok, let me try again.

Gave 10 bucks to a beggar at a pasar malam.

Google Chrome. Is it better than Firefox?

[Dervish]

Yes. Faster.

Why aren't you using it?

[Doodles]

No one recommended it to me.

Should I?

[Dervish]

No one recommended it to me.

Should I?
Yes. I have all three browsers but my personal preference is Google Chrome.
(Thinking inaudibly so you're not supposed to hear, okay?*No wonder my posts are faster than his....hmmm....*)

What's your dinner tonight?

[Doodles]

(I'm taking your word for it. Now downloading Google Chrome. Yabadabadoooo speeds, here I come!! :D )

Chinese meal.

Name us one thing you've done that you can look back with satisfaction.

[Dervish]

Giving credit to another for what they didn't do. Magnanimity is a satisfying feeling.

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[Doodles]

Ordered "chu-sau" at Pantai Seafood. Satisfaction until saliva dripping all over shirt!! Won't hesitate to do it all over again! :D:D

A beautiful woman looks at you strAight in the eye and smiles. What's your first reaction?

[Dervish]

Hey, I always dine at Pantai Seafood, always ordered their roast trotters and yin-yang kai-lan. Loved their cheese-baked lobster and snow-crabs....*slurp~~~!!*

As for the beautiful woman, the first reaction will be one of the following depending on the circumstances at hand:-

(a) Turn to OH to explain that the beauty is boss's wife; OR
(b) Smile back with a steady gaze and wait for buddies to notice; OR
(c) Turn behind me to see who she's smiling at

SQ

[Doodles]

I love their roast trotters too with the accompanying sauce! Yin-yang kailan is very good too. :D

First reaction. Check to see if wifey is next to me! :D:D

Which comes first for you? Loyalty or filling up your stomach?

[Dervish]

FOOD!!

you?

[Doodles]

Need I tell you? :D:D

Should parents take questions on sex from their children?

[Dervish]

Yes.

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[Doodles]

If we don't teach them, who will? Their friends? :)

"Goodness gracious me!!". When was the last time you said that?

[Dervish]

Nah....took too long to dish out those words.

you?

[Doodles]

Never used that phrase in conversations, only in writing. I prefer something stronger. :eek: :D

If you had an iPod touch, would you buy The Peel when it is available here?

[Dervish]

Steve's products are almost always so darned tempting, aren't they? I really don't know. That's the answer. I'll see who's jumping the band wagon first. :D

would you?

[Doodles]

You jump, I jump. Well, maybe. :D:D

A cool breeze is blowing. Morning has just broken. You're all alone in a chalet with windows open. You can invite one person to join you. Who will it be? (You're allowed to fantasize.)

[Dervish]

I'm allowed to fantasize, but I'll be punished nevertheless. No Dude, don't want to sleep on the sofa again tonight.....:eek:

Now you tell me....

[Doodles]

The rule of the game is that you've to answer the question, then ask yours. :D:D Since you have not, I can't answer LAH. It wouldn't be right. :p

sQ. .Θ.

[Dervish]

New question:

Should children be guided towards a regimental ritual of "tuition", "ballet", "swimming", "music lessons", "mental maths programs", "kumons"?

[Doodles]

No.

A cool breeze is blowing. Morning has just broken. You're all alone in a chalet with windows open. You can invite one person to join you. Who will it be? (You're allowed to fantasize.)

:D:D:D

[Dervish]

*LOL*~~~You won't give up, will you? Who will it be? Let's see? ~~~ hmmm......I know!! ~~~ YOU!!! (We'll have us a riot with some 6-packs and CDs. Good times can be shared among buddies just chatting, right?

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[Doodles]

(LOL. Never give up on a good thing! :D That is a noble idea. I can't beat that! Whatever I suggest now - to add on to your idea - will sound immoral! So I had better exercise some restraint. LOL. )

I'll invite my better half, but of course yes. And that has nothing to do with her standing behind me right at this moment.

Should children be free from all tuition classes?

[Dervish]

No.

same q

[xinrong]

Yes, unless absolutely required.

Why should children be going for tuition classes?

[Doodles]

Because most (some) teachers at school are half-baked?

Are you proud to be a Malaysian?

[Dervish]

I am proud to be anything. :D:D

sq

[Doodles]

I don't know. I'm an alien.

Do you support the anti-piracy drive?

[xinrong]

Very difficult question, tussle between ethics and budget.

Same q

[Doodles]

Same sentiments.

Fish and chips or a juicy steak?

[Naka]

Fish and chips for me.


same Q

[gary yap]

Juicy steak when healthy, fish & chips when kena block arteries.

Lancer or Inspira?

[Doodles]

Neither. I prefer a bicycle. I'm a green kind of guy mah. :D:D

sQ.

[Dervish]

New question:

Mangoes or papayas? ~~~ Which taste better?

[xinrong]

Mangoes!!

Mangoes and durians? which is more alluring?

[Dervish]

durians ~~~ though it's such a bane.

sq

[Doodles]

Mangoes are nice. Durians..ok also lah.

Work or retire?

[xinrong]

Work for fun during retirement....

Same q

[Doodles]

Retire only if I had a million bucks. If not, work. At least I won't be thinking too much of not having the million bucks. :D

Employee or employer?

[QuietStorm]

Freelance. A new boss each time a new job begins! hahaha ...

What are your weekend plans?

[xinrong]

Cooking for friends coming down from Penang, haven't met for 10 years.

Same q

[Doodles]

I was chilling with some cousins from England who are back for a visit.

How are you going to deal with Monday blues?

[leesiew]

Apply mc lor!

you?

[Dervish]

Music and songs work for me.

sq

[gary yap]

i hardly have monday blues... unless i'm drunk.

how do you deal with tuesday green?

[Doodles]

Easy. I take Heineken before and after work.

SQ.

[gary yap]

i'll make myself a nice hot creamy coffee & watch vampire diaries.

What's the most expensive item/services you purchase?

[bzjude]

i'll make myself a nice hot creamy coffee & watch vampire diaries.

Gee..I was answering Vampire Diaries too but my notebk ran out of batt. :D

Hmmm..besides the usual house..car, for now I can only think of my notebook, back when these were expensive.

Do you like Thursdays?

[Naka]

Late nite trading...........

SQ

[xinrong]

Transporting my little boss to karate classes...and sneaking to Puchong stalls for snacks while waiting.

How about Fridays?

[Doodles]

As with everyone, I love Fridays especially from 5pm onwards! Happy hours!! :D:D

Can you cry one moment and laugh the next?

[bzjude]

Yessiree! With the correct incentive, of course. :p

Would you mind if your wife earns more?

[Dervish]

No.

Should I?

[Doodles]

No, you shouldn't.

Should there be any secrets between and wife?

[Dervish]

Some secrets are too dangerous to share. :D:D

sq

[Doodles]

Should everything be aboveboard, why not?

Do you have at least one secret that you are taking to the grave with you where the better half is concerned?

[Dervish]

Don't we all? Come on, be honest.

sq

[Doodles]

I agree with you dude.

Secrets. Doesn't the word send thrills down your spine?

[Dervish]

No. It carries a headache wherever it goes.

sq

[Doodles]

Depends on what the secret is.

A Chinese proverb goes "Paper cannot wrap up fire". To what extend is it true?

[Dervish]

To every extend, figuratively and literary.

sq

(where did you get all these questions?)

[Doodles]

•LOL• You're right. I agree and have nothing more to add, sir.

Both your mom and wifey love drumsticks and you know that. At a dinner, there is only ONE drumstick on the table. Who gets the drumstick?

(I don't know, really. Could have been from a movie...I don't know, dude. The thing is sometimes questions sit in your subconscious mind for ages and then decide to pop up when you're participating in some word games! :D )

[Dervish]

Let them fight over it. I'll pretend I don't know. :D:D:D

sq

[Doodles]

Clever boy. That's what I'd do too! :D

Computer or board games?

[Dervish]

BOTH!

you?

[Doodles]

Holy Torpedo! My answer is the same as yours.

Your favourite exclamation?

[Dervish]

Great Scot!! ~~ Holy Toledo!! ~~~YIKES!!! (I like YIKES!!! best) ~~~ these are today's favourites BTW and I change them as often as I change my mind. ~~~ Yes, that's why I have A VERY CLEAN mind. :D:D:D

you?

[Doodles]

No particular favorites, I like them all! :D I use whatever that pops up in my mind. Spontaneity is a fun thing. Like now. It's coming to me...errr...Holy Mama Climbs Up Coconut Tree!!

:D:D:D

What do you do if you can't sleep?

[Dervish]

I read. Works most of the time. :D:D:D

You? :D:D:D

[Doodles]

Surf the Net. Check into forums. "Disturb" people!! :D:D

When did you pick up the reading habit?

[Dervish]

When "disturbing" people is not an option. :D:D:D

When did you pick up the "disturbing" habit? :D:D

[Doodles]

Like what I'm doing now? Well, that was when forums came into existence! :D:D

It's a boiling hot night. Do you know of any bomoh that I can engage to make the rain pour down?

[Dervish]

No, I don't. If bomohs can bring the rain, our troubles are over.

Which hometown are you from?

[Doodles]

Kilili Liiper. It's located in Mars. GPS will not take you there so don't even think about it.

You?

:D:D

[Dervish]

Third rock from the sun. Aren't you the fourth rockers? What's the weather over there like today? :D:D

sq

[xinrong]

Third rock from the sun. Aren't you the fourth rockers? What's the weather over there like today? :D:D

sq

Johore. Don't mess with moi, I got fierce Sultan :D

What is it that you remember most about your childhood days?

[Doodles]

(The weather is fine so far but yesterday it was bad. It rained pebbles. Today, no problem. :D:D )

I'm already into my second childhood. 1st childhood...all FORGOTTEN! :p

sq.

[Dervish]

My mom chasing after me with a cane in her hands. I would hide under the bed and in the toilet, taunting her in glee. She got smart. Remember those toilet locks where you turn clockwise for lock and anti-clockwise to open? On the outside a slider shows the green "vacant" or red "engaged" Well, she opened from the outside with a screwdriver and gave me the most wicked canning I ever had. :D:D:D

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[xinrong]

My mom chasing after me with a cane in her hands. I would hide under the bed and in the toilet, taunting her in glee. She got smart. Remember those toilet locks where you turn clockwise for lock and anti-clockwise to open? On the outside a slider shows the green "vacant" or red "engaged" Well, she opened from the outside with a screwdriver and gave me the most wicked canning I ever had. :D:D:D

sq

I also remember being chased by my mom with a cane, in fact, I think I was at the end of that cane a fair bit..because I was always climbing trees, playing marbles, football and 'throw the slipper at card stack' with the boys and occasionally fighting with them. No girls in my neighbourhood, so no girl games...

Sq

[Doodles]

New question.

Money or love. Which is more important in your opinion?

[Dervish]

Neither. At my age, it had to be good health. :D

sq

[bzjude]

Money....realistic mah. ;)

Can money buy love and happiness?

[Dervish]

No. Money only bus lust and pleasure.

sq

[Doodles]

No. Money only bus lust and pleasure.I disagree. I think it's possible. Rich man pays h♠!ker for her services. She kisses him on the mouth. They fall in love. They get hitched and live happily ever after. Err..I know that's the story of Pretty Woman starring Julia Roberts and Richard Gere :D but still, it could happen. :D:D

Romantic movie like the one above or all out action flick?

[Dervish]

Said it a million times. Romantic movies are boring. It's action flick anytime.

sq

[Doodles]

Action first, romantic second. :D

Can you survive without a handphone?

[Dervish]

Yes. Hand-phones are a nuisance. No privacy at all.

sq

[Doodles]

No.

Where do you think is the best place for a meet up by two love birds wanting some private moments? A friend asked me that and I was stumped.

[Dervish]

Fraser's Hill

sq

[xinrong]

Mi casa, su casa (my place, your place)

Sq

[Doodles]

Mi casa, su casa (my place, your place)(My place is full. Are you renting out yours? :p :D:D :D:D BTW, what language is that? )

Why do some couples cheat on each other?

[Naka]

Why do some couples cheat on each other?[/QUOTE]

To get more thrills in life? :eek: :D

same q

[QuietStorm]

They are not compatible with each other in the first place?

Same question.

[Doodles]

Maybe forbidden fruits are the sweetest?

Cashew nuts or groundnuts?

[Aquarius]

Cashew nuts - more expensive & rare.

Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?

[xinrong]

[QUOTE=Doodles](My place is full. Are you renting out yours? :p :D:D :D:D BTW, what language is that? )

Mi casa, su casa is in Spanish. There are two buildings in KL with these names, they sounded very nice so I checked out the meaning.
Mi casa also full but my MIL's casa has space, wanna? :D

[QUOTE=Aquarius](Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?)
Interesting fact, never noticed..please enlighten

Sq

[QuietStorm]

I've not noticed that before. Do tell us more, Aquarius.

Same question.

[Dervish]

The phone company engineers intentionally reversed the calculator layout because people who were already adept at using a calculator punched the buttons too quickly for the telephone switching equipment to correctly register the numbers.

Why do songs and music make us relax?

[Doodles]

Just like food makes us feel good and contented. Our body needs food just like our soul needs music. :D

Same q.

[Doodles]

Why do songs and music make us relax?

Anyone keen to take on that question? If not, we will move on with a new question. :)

[Dervish]

New question:

Does ancient Chinese zombies REALLY jump-walk?

[leesiew]

i think so. very scary!

Which is more scary? Chinese zombies or the western ones?

[xinrong]

Chinese zombies, because they have more 'terrorfying' makeup...

Which is more scary, Chinese ghost story or Western Ghost story?

[Dervish]

Chinese ghost story because western ghost kacau only westerners :D:D

sq

[Doodles]

When I was a child, Chinese ghost stories. Now, western ghost (horror) stories. I find most Chinese ghost stories have become somewhat cartoonish but western ones have improved by leaps and bounds in terms of visual and sound effects.

same Q.

[Dervish]

When I was a child, it's pontianak story for me, day in, day out. Scared the shit out of me. :eek:

Are the ghost categorized along racial lines?

[xinrong]

Meaning jumping zombies for Chinese, vampires for Caucasians and hantu raya for Malays? Looks like it then...

Would you enjoy a ghost story if the cinema is almost empty and you are by yourself?

[Dervish]

No. If you haven't already noticed, I have a wild imagination, enough to keep me quite agile for DAYS!! ~~~ :eek: :eek: :D:D

sq

[Doodles]

Yes! I like to be scared silly.

Would you like to watch a ghost story alone in an almost empty cinema hall or prefer to have your date seated next to you?

[Dervish]

Date seated next.

sq

[Doodles]

My answer is the same as yours.

Have you taken a date to a horror movie?

[Dervish]

Never. :D Didn't want to appear gutless. :eek:

sq

[Doodles]

(You are kidding me, right? :D )

Yes.

What movies did you usually take your dates to (before you joined the institution called marriage, that is. :D ). Action? Comedy? What ar?

[Dervish]

Action, comedy, disaster blockbusters. Horror? Does Fright Night count?

sq

[Doodles]

Horror and comedy. If I didn't get to scare them, at least make them laugh! :p :D:D

Have you met the parents of any of your dates (excluding wife's parents)?

(Thanks for playing. GTG. :) )

[Dervish]

No.

Have you?

(ok - cya)

[Naka]

No but that was soooo long ago.

SQ

[Dervish]

New question: Only for the married ones.

How did you propose to current wife? ~~~ ;)

[Naka]

The old fashion way.

SQ

[Dervish]

The old fashion way.

SQ
Err....you mean through the matchmaker? :eek:

sq

[Naka]

Err....you mean through the matchmaker? :eek:

sq

No lah, just the old fashion way...without all the wines, dinners.

SQ

[Dervish]

No lah, just the old fashion way...without all the wines, dinners.

SQ
Old fashion way sounds terribly tempting. ;) ~~~ You are giving me ideas....:D:D

[Naka]

Old fashion way sounds terribly tempting. ;) ~~~ You are giving me ideas....:D:D


What is the question?....do u qualify a cucumber? :D

[Dervish]

What is the question?....do u qualify a cucumber? :D
Oops!! ~~~~ :o :o :o

sq as before, whatever it is..:D

[Naka]

New question.

Coconut or durians?

[Dervish]

Coconuts

sq

[Naka]

Both..


SQ

[Aquarius]

Durian anytime! :D

What is the human body’s biggest organ?

[Naka]

The skin.

When is the general election in Boleh?

[Doodles]

Mid 2011.

What makes your weekend special?

[Naka]

Long weekend!

SQ

[Dervish]

My weekends are never special. ~~~ *snorts*

sq

[Naka]

My weekends are never special. ~~~ *snorts*

sq

Why?. :confused:

New question.

Why your weekend is never special?.......................(htg soon)

[Dervish]

Why?. :confused:

New question.

Why your weekend is never special?.......................(htg soon)
Routine, bro. ~~~ Mundane routine bores one to death.

sq

(OK -CYA)

[Doodles]

Quality family time. ♥

Is there anything you would rather not do on a weekend?

[Aquarius]

Cleaning the house.

sq

[Doodles]

WORK!! :D:D

Your wife or maid cleans the house?

[Naka]

OH does it, can't afford maid..

SQ

[Doodles]

Same. Can't afford so wife cleans. I help out whenever I'm not busy playing word games! :D:D

Fries or coleslaws?

[Naka]

Coleslaws.................

SQ

[Doodles]

Fries. I know it isn't good for my health but oh boy do they taste good! :D:D

What you don't know won't hurt you. Does that apply to your better half? Or should one be sharing everything with the spouse?

[Naka]

Sometimes in your life, it is a good thing not to let your left hand know what your right hand is doing.


SQ

[leesiew]

i got nothing to hide from the spouse. we tell each other everything. :D

same question.

[xinrong]

I can't help telling though I think hubby probably listens only half of the time.. :D

What do you consider more important in a marriage - romance or friendship?

[Dervish]

friendship

Why are we repeating all the questions we've asked before?

(A sign of inherent boredom, folks! ~~~ Time to introduce a new game thread. XR ~~~ You haven't introduced any new game threads yet. ;) )

[Doodles]

To answer Xinrong's question. 1st year-romance. 2nd year onwards, friendship. :D:D My friend told me that. He has been married for 30 years and obviously knows what he is talking about.

To answer Venus' question. Well, I guess Xinrong was trying to trap us. She was trying to see if we'd answer the same question the way we did the last time. :D:D

Have you asked for a full refund before for a product you purchased at Carrefour?

[Dervish]

To answer Venus' question. Well, I guess Xinrong was trying to trap us. She was trying to see if we'd answer the same question the way we did the last time. :D:D

Have you asked for a full refund before for a product you purchased at Carrefour?
Awww....XR! ~~~ That was sneaky. ;) I'll say it again then. Friendship. Romance doesn't last.

As for Carrefour refund, haven't is the answer.

Have you?

[Doodles]

No, not me. My friend's husband has. One mini compo stereo system. This was more than 10 years ago and it might not have been Carrefour though.

When was the last time you were caught sleeping on the job?

[Dervish]

*Looks uppity for two seconds* ~~~ Sir, I never sleep on the job! ~~~ :D:D

You?

[Naka]

No Sir, I never sleep on the job.

SQ

[QuietStorm]

Never! I enjoy my job too much! hehe ..

Do you love your job? (I hope this question has not been asked before .. haha)

[Naka]

Yes, I love my job ie all day blogging in USJ.

SQ

[xinrong]

friendship

Why are we repeating all the questions we've asked before?
(A sign of inherent boredom, folks! ~~~ Time to introduce a new game thread. XR ~~~ You haven't introduced any new game threads yet. ;) )

Sorry:o, didn't check backwards to see past questions . Ok, will think of a game thread, no good at it though so must do some research :D Not much chance to play lately, out at work...going off now for site visit, a nice day!

Quite like my job, it provides a lot of insight on human behaviour.

Q : (Hope this hasn't come up before, or someone'll be issuing banana/cucumber for repetition... :D )
If you could make the choice again, would you choose the same path of career as now?

[Naka]

The Q was asked b4....nevermind...my answer is the same as b4.

Yes, same job again.

SQ

[Doodles]

No, unless grave-digging is fun bu trust me, it isn't in the least. :eek:

Do you believe in reincarnation?

[Dervish]

I shouldn't.

sq

[Naka]

Sorry, I do not.

SQ

[Dervish]

Someone should ask a new question..

[QuietStorm]

Thought you would never ask. Hehe.

Have you ever returned a defective product and received a full refund?

[Dervish]

Thought you would never ask. Hehe.

Have you ever returned a defective product and received a full refund?
Hmmmm ~~~~ *scratches chin* ~~~ Is that you, Doodles?

[Naka]

Yes, sometimes I returned a defective product & got a refund.

SQ

[QuietStorm]

Hmmmm ~~~~ *scratches chin* ~~~ Is that you, Doodles?Should I be? *scratches head* ... *then grins mischievously* ... are you Loderunner?

Just did. Got full refund. Famous brand, screwed up product.

Is English all that important in today's world?

[Dervish]

Should I be? *scratches head* ... *then grins mischievously* ... are you Loderunner?

Just did. Got full refund. Famous brand, screwed up product.

Is English all that important in today's world?
No. ~~~ And yes, English is important in today's world.

sq

[Naka]

Yes, English is very important.

Is Mandarin important in today's world?

[Dervish]

I think it's an advantage to know an additional language and for this matter, any language.

sq

[Doodles]

English is first. Mandarin second.

Which is the third most important (useful) language in the world?

[shthang]

French. it's a beautiful language and widely used in Europe.

soalan sama.

[Naka]

I oso say French.

How many lingo can you speak?

[QuietStorm]

Three.

Should one be proud and contented if he/she can only speak one language?

[Naka]

I can easily speak 10.

The more the better, one is difinitely not enough.

SQ

[QuietStorm]

One is not enough, that is correct. You can speak 10 languages? Wow. That's cool. :D

What are the languages you can speak fluently?

[Naka]

English, Mandarin, cantonese, Hokkien, Dusun, Kadazan, Hakka, Bajau, Malay & Murut.

SQ

[Dervish]

Time for new question.

[Naka]

Is there a Panasonic camera factory in KL?

[Dervish]

Not into camera so don't know..

sq

[Naka]

Where is that Panasonic Factory that produce a lot of cameras in Boleh?

[Dervish]

New Question:

Who is SB?

[Naka]

SB is Super Boy.

New question

What is your plan for this coming festive seasons?

[Naka]

New question for retirees. :D

Question: How many days in a week?

[Naka]

New question for retirees. :D

Question: How many days in a week?

Answer:- 6 saturdays & 1 Sunday. :D


Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?

[Naka]

Answer:- 6 saturdays & 1 Sunday. :D


Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?

Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.


Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?

[Naka]

Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.


Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?


Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.


Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?

[Naka]

Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.


Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?

Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.


Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?

[Naka]

Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.


Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?

Answer: The term comes with a 15% discount. :D :D


Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?

[shthang]

A: as long as simple and comfortable, betul kah?

Q : why there is 1 senior taikor like to ask question and then gib answer? :D

[Naka]

QUOTE=shthang]A: as long as simple and comfortable, betul kah?

Korek, korek, Taikor

Q : why there is 1 senior taikor like to ask question and then gib answer? :D [/QUOTE

Because they are not senior yet.

[Naka]

Question: Why do retirees count pennies?

[shthang]

A: Every cent counts. That's why retirees are very loaded.... :D

Q: at what age it's best to retire from working actively?

[Naka]

A: Every cent counts. That's why retirees are very loaded.... :D

Q: at what age it's best to retire from working actively?

A:- after 60s.

Q:- What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?

[Naka]

A:- after 60s.

Q:- What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?

Answer: NUTS!



Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?

[Naka]

Answer: NUTS!



Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?


Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.


Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?

[Naka]

Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.


Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?

Answer: Normal ..

Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?

[shthang]

Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
A : shake legs and also errr.......bxxls! :D

Q : what is the minimum $$ before calling it a day to retire. Say the expected retirement period is 30years before meeting the maker.

[Naka]

A : shake legs and also errr.......bxxls! :D

Q : what is the minimum $$ before calling it a day to retire. Say the expected retirement period is 30years before meeting the maker.

Depend where you are. :D



Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?

[shthang]

Depend where you are. :D

Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
A : reborn....make new friends and gather new knowledge or skills

B : what uni course that is ideal for a retiree?

[Naka]

A : reborn....make new friends and gather new knowledge or skills

B : what uni course that is ideal for a retiree?

A: look for a honey moon course.


Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?

[shthang]

A: look for a honey moon course.

Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?

honeymoon....hmmmm, ic. then there is oni 1 course that is suitable lor... ;) :D

A: these ppl used to b the machai's or ex slaves mah! :D

Q : soalan sama

[Naka]

Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?


honeymoon....hmmmm, ic. then there is oni 1 course that is suitable lor... ;) :D

A: these ppl used to b the machai's or ex slaves mah! :D

Q : soalan sama

Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.


QUESTION: What do you do all week?

[shthang]

QUESTION: What do you do all week?

A : the mundane unhealthy stuff in CNY lor....non-stop eating, talking, resting, watching TV or movies and main2 lor

Q : do you like to go to orphanage or old folks homes during CNY?

[Naka]

A : the mundane unhealthy stuff in CNY lor....non-stop eating, talking, resting, watching TV or movies and main2 lor

Q : do you like to go to orphanage or old folks homes during CNY?

A: Ah, never tot of it. :o

Q: same question

[shthang]

A: Ah, never tot of it. :o

Q: same question

A: In past years, my wifey will go but not me....i plan to go with her this year

Q : what is the minimum amount for angpow today?

[Naka]

A: In past years, my wifey will go but not me....i plan to go with her this year

Q : what is the minimum amount for angpow today?

A: RM$10/=

QUESTION: What do you do all week?

[Naka]

A: RM$10/=

QUESTION: What do you do all week?

Answer: Monday through Friday, NOTHING..... Saturday & Sunday, I rest.

Q:- do you play shares in Bursa?

[shthang]

Answer: Monday through Friday, NOTHING..... Saturday & Sunday, I rest.

Q:- do you play shares in Bursa?

A: I don't play but investing in shares :D

Q : which investment is better...shares or properties?

[Naka]

A: I don't play but investing in shares :D

Q : which investment is better...shares or properties?

A:- definitely properties in good areas

Q:- Which shares is good at the moment?

[shthang]

A:- definitely properties in good areas

Q:- Which shares is good at the moment?

A: Property counters esp those with big land bank in good locations and strong cables that laid underground or undertable

B: Is it good time now to invest in new off the plan properties in Australia now?

[Naka]

A: Property counters esp those with big land bank in good locations and strong cables that laid underground or undertable

B: Is it good time now to invest in new off the plan properties in Australia now?

A:- I have no clue although the prices have come down quite a lot.

Q:- Some shares are being properly goreng in Bursa, are yours included?

[shthang]

Q:- Some shares are being properly goreng in Bursa, are yours included?

A: still too early to say....pay more attention to the GLCs and politically well connected companies in real estate and construction

Q : what shares kena goreng now?

[Naka]

A: still too early to say....pay more attention to the GLCs and politically well connected companies in real estate and construction

Q : what shares kena goreng now?

A: look at Iris, talam, kbunai SAAG etc

Q: do you have them?

[shthang]

A: look at Iris, talam, kbunai SAAG etc

Q: do you have them?

A: I dun have any of them....i do not likey these goreng counters

B : you prepared a lot of bullets to whack this round?

[Naka]

A: I dun have any of them....i do not likey these goreng counters

B : you prepared a lot of bullets to whack this round?

A: No lah, play2 oni.

Q: do you think market will be in +ve territory?

[shthang]

A: No lah, play2 oni.

Q: do you think market will be in +ve territory?
A: i think the equity and property mkt will b on superdrive mode in rabbit year

Q: do you invest in gold and currencies?

[Naka]

A: i think the equity and property mkt will b on superdrive mode in rabbit year

Q: do you invest in gold and currencies?

A;- No me.

same Q.

[lly]

No gold, a little AUD

Ques 1: Do you think the AUD will still go up vs RM?
Ques 2: Can tell straight forward what counters on KLSE that you are targeting instead of hints only? :D I no catch hints ler.

[Naka]

Ques 1: Do you think the AUD will still go up vs RM?


A:- I hope not. :D


Ques 2: Can tell straight forward what counters on KLSE that you are targeting instead of hints only? :D I no catch hints ler.

A:- why don't you PM them?

Same questions

[Naka]

Fresh Question.

Do you buy Salcon?

[QuietStorm]

No, I don't.

Chap Goh Mei is tomorrow. Are you planning to attend any parties where potential soul mates may be waiting?

[Naka]

No, I don't.

Chap Goh Mei is tomorrow. Are you planning to attend any parties where potential soul mates may be waiting?

Yes, we will have a small party with foods.

same question

[QuietStorm]

No plans.

A genie pops out of a bottle and wants to grant you three wishes. What will you wish for?

[Dervish]

No plans.

A genie pops out of a bottle and wants to grant you three wishes. What will you wish for?
Money, health and a new wife. (in that order)

sq

[QuietStorm]

Health as money won't be able to buy all things healthy. Sometimes, it's all about luck. For example, the old man that manages the Kampar fish ball stall at Parkway. I've seen him smoking during his breaks on many occasions. He must be at least in his mid 60's. Cigarettes is bad for everyone but him! So, it's luck. That chappie is a lucky man indeed. Money can't buy that! So...yes, it has got to be health for me first, then money! haha.

Money.

Third wish? I'll tell the genie I'd like to kiv that for the time being while I enjoy the above two wishes. hehe. :D

Same question as I believe Naka may want to have a go at it. :D

[Dervish]

Health as money won't be able to buy all things healthy. Sometimes, it's all about luck. For example, the old man that manages the Kampar fish ball stall at Parkway. I've seen him smoking during his breaks on many occasions. He must be at least in his mid 60's. Cigarettes is bad for everyone but him! So, it's luck. That chappie is a lucky man indeed. Money can't buy that! So...yes, it has got to be health for me first, then money! haha.

Money.

Third wish? I'll tell the genie I'd like to kiv that for the time being while I enjoy the above two wishes. hehe. :D

Same question as I believe Naka may want to have a go at it. :D
On a side-tracking note, the Parkway Kampar fish ball soup isn't exactly great. Besides, the man is in his 60s and at that age, he's had nothing to lose. Health is probably unimportant to him. I wouldn't call him "lucky" when he had to slog at that age. Maybe that's why he smokes, to cloud his disillusion.

Don't mean to be a sour grape, but the genie said no wishes can be KIVed. It goes to The Consolidated Unclaimed Wishes Pool.

Your call, Naka.

[QuietStorm]

On a side-tracking note, the Parkway Kampar fish ball soup isn't exactly great. Besides, the man is in his 60s and at that age, he's had nothing to lose. Health is probably unimportant to him. I wouldn't call him "lucky" when he had to slog at that age. Maybe that's why he smokes, to cloud his disillusion.

Don't mean to be a sour grape, but the genie said no wishes can be KIVed. It goes to The Consolidated Unclaimed Wishes Pool.

Your call, Naka.That's another way to look at it, I reckon. But I was looking at it from a purely urmm...healthy angle. :D I don't think he only recently took up smoking. He must have been smoking all his life and since he is alive and kicking and smoking and still working in his mid 60's, that's a healthy man! Money can't buy that kinda healthy package, if you will. :D

What?! Cannot be kived? Ok. Looks like I've got to make up my mind. I'm torn between "eat anything also cannot put on weight!" to "getting a new girlfriend". :p Give me another day lah. :p:p

Same question.

[lly]

1. Health
2. Wealth
3. Good sincere friends and relatives. (been disappointed so many times by them)

SQ

[Dervish]

1. Health
2. Wealth
3. Good sincere friends and relatives. (been disappointed so many times by them)

SQ
On a side-tracking note (seems to be in the mood for side-tracking today), I totally agree with point no. 3. You can choose your friends but you can't choose your neighbours or relatives. Friends treat me better than my own relatives do. :mad:

[QuietStorm]

Friends treat me better than my own relatives do. :mad:Like Naka and I? :D

Anyone else likes to have a go?

[Dervish]

Like Naka and I? :D

Anyone else likes to have a go?
A go at what!!?? :eek: :eek: :eek:

Did you see my smelling salts?

[QuietStorm]

A go at what!!?? :eek: :eek: :eek:

Did you see my smelling salts?I know you're now a moral cop but please, no one is doing any kissing or hugging in here so relax sikit lah ! :p

No, I did not.

In your opinion, what does a most satisfying lunch consist of?

[Naka]

On a side-tracking note, the Parkway Kampar fish ball soup isn't exactly great. Besides, the man is in his 60s and at that age, he's had nothing to lose. Health is probably unimportant to him. I wouldn't call him "lucky" when he had to slog at that age. Maybe that's why he smokes, to cloud his disillusion.

Don't mean to be a sour grape, but the genie said no wishes can be KIVed. It goes to The Consolidated Unclaimed Wishes Pool.

Your call, Naka.

I'll tell the genie to give me

1. Health
2. Health
3. Also Health

That means I am 3x more healthy. :D

Last question

[QuietStorm]

I guess most have answered the question and the rest are either not keen or too hungry chowing down on nasi lemak to bother. :D Let's ask a new question, shall we?

Would you buy an iPad?

[Naka]

not me.

SQ...........

[QuietStorm]

I was this close *gesturing with hands* when it first came out here in Dec 2010 but I was so busy with work, I decided to wait. While waiting, it soon hit me that the iPad is not as "chun" as it was thought to be. Initially when it hit stores in the USA, then in Spore, everybody wanted one. I got a friend who travelled to Spore, stood in line for an hour and paying in Sing dollars to boot, just to own one. But it was different then. It had the glamour/show off factor then. But now everybody can have one as it's quite affordable. And so with that, the glamour factor has disappeared overnight. Also, what can 16/64gb do compared to a lappie's 500GB hd space? And flash player doesn't work on it too. WORD/EXCEL also tak boleh pakai unless you buy a software to run it. A hassle and extra cost there. At the end of the day, I find that it doesn't work for me. Luckily, my busy schedule stopped me from buying it. :D

Why wouldn't you want to buy an iPad?

[lly]

I am thinking of getting one - just to go on the internet and play games when out of the house. Battery life lasts long and wt is light. Any cheaper alternative for this purpose?

[Naka]

I was this close *gesturing with hands* when it first came out here in Dec 2010 but I was so busy with work, I decided to wait. While waiting, it soon hit me that the iPad is not as "chun" as it was thought to be. Initially when it hit stores in the USA, then in Spore, everybody wanted one. I got a friend who travelled to Spore, stood in line for an hour and paying in Sing dollars to boot, just to own one. But it was different then. It had the glamour/show off factor then. But now everybody can have one as it's quite affordable. And so with that, the glamour factor has disappeared overnight. Also, what can 16/64gb do compared to a lappie's 500GB hd space? And flash player doesn't work on it too. WORD/EXCEL also tak boleh pakai unless you buy a software to run it. A hassle and extra cost there. At the end of the day, I find that it doesn't work for me. Luckily, my busy schedule stopped me from buying it. :D

Why wouldn't you want to buy an iPad?

My answer is the same as yours.

SQ

[QuietStorm]

I am thinking of getting one - just to go on the internet and play games when out of the house. Battery life lasts long and wt is light. Any cheaper alternative for this purpose?If it's just to play games, have you considered the iPod touch? Though the screen size is smaller, everything else is (appears to be) the same, imho. Besides, you don't want to waste too much money on a game machine. By comparison the Player Station3 (equipped with a Blue Ray player, no less) costs only about RM1300 (I think), though, of course, it's inconvenient for you to take it outdoors. :D

New question: Do you think the world will ever be rid of pirated goods?

[Naka]

If it's just to play games, have you considered the iPod touch? Though the screen size is smaller, everything else is (appears to be) the same, imho. Besides, you don't want to waste too much money on a game machine. By comparison the Player Station3 (equipped with a Blue Ray player, no less) costs only about RM1300 (I think), though, of course, it's inconvenient for you to take it outdoors. :D

New question: Do you think the world will ever be rid of pirated goods?

A lot of times, pirated goods come in handy, eg, you can get DVD movies cheaply.

SQ

[QuietStorm]

Piracy (of goods) will continue to flourish unless original goods come down in prices and that, my friend, isn't happening anytime soon.

When was the last time you attended a Malay wedding reception?

[Naka]

That must be abt half a century ago in the kampong.

SQ

[QuietStorm]

6 hours ago. *burp!*

You enjoy living in a kampung or urban environment?

[Naka]

6 hours ago. *burp!*

You enjoy living in a kampung or urban environment?

I prefer the latter.

SQ

[QuietStorm]

The latter. There is more fun and business opportunities abound too. For a short holiday, though, the former should prove to be good fun, away from the maddening crowd & all that jazz. :D

Jazz music is your cup of tea?

[Naka]

The latter. There is more fun and business opportunities abound too. For a short holiday, though, the former should prove to be good fun, away from the maddening crowd & all that jazz. :D

Jazz music is your cup of tea?

Not really.

SQ

[Dervish]

I like all music....except RAP. Can't understand the nonsense spewing out of their filthy mouths. :mad:

sq

[QuietStorm]

Jazz? Yeah, love it. Guess it is an acquired taste. My better half hates it, saying it's nothing but noise! :p :D

Local music. Are you fond of it? Or don't give it the time of day?

[Dervish]

Occasionally a few good ones do shine but I can't recall any right now.

sq

[QuietStorm]

My exact sentiments. :D

Name me your favourite local singer.

[Dervish]

That is a very difficult question. Pass. :D:D

sq

[QuietStorm]

I see you're being very kind here. :D:D

Sean Ghazi.

The first musical you watched?