Question & Answer Game

[QuietStorm]

How come you got my gal fren's photo??? Say! If not I'll snip off your xxxx :D Buy me a drink and I'll tell you but you have to promise me to stay cool ... ;) :p :D. Btw, did you see the TV series where she played the role of a materialistic girl who changed boyfriends as frequently as she bought clothes? She looked stunning in there. ;). Here's another picture of Fala.

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/3731/falachen.jpg (http://img17.imageshack.us/i/falachen.jpg/)

Can't answer your question for two reasons. One, I don't eat durians. Two, I'm not a Muslim. :D

Let the others have a go. Anyone?

[Dervish]

Who tried eating during Ramadhan before(for Muslim)? :D

If I'm a non-Muslim, I can't answer your question. If I'm a Muslim, I won't answer your question. Either way, you're dead in the water. :D:D:D

So new question.

Best roast duck you've eaten is..

[QuietStorm]

Undoubtedly it is at Sunrise in SEA Park, PJ.

Now I need to hear your answer to that question ! (salivating ...)

[Dervish]

Nothing works for me but Petaling Street's "Say Ngan Chai" (the original). Seldom see him these days. His daughters are manning the stall.

Same question...*swallowing saliva*

[Doodles]

Sorry but roast duck is hardly my favourite. I dislike its "muddy" taste which is most obvious in the breast meat.

At which time are you most creative?

[Dervish]

Buddy, :D:D:D...I am creative ALL the time...:D:D:D

And you?

[Doodles]

Only when there is a jug of beer in front of me. ;) Salute to the creator of beer whoever he was..that's one genius! :D:D

Some say bak-Kurt-teh is the best thing ever. What have you got to sAy to that?

[Dervish]

Agree. But it's the worst health-wise.

And you?

Beer....any particular choice?..Carlsberg etc.
(sorry..that'll be two questions but I must stretch your indulgence...*grins*...occasionally)

[Doodles]

Beer is the worst health-wise? I can't argue with that. But it's a good tasting drink and you can't argue with that too! :p

Carlsberg is good but 2 jugs later and a spinning head, I don't really care! :D:D

Your favourite beer is from..?

[Dervish]

No. Bah Kut teh is the worst health-wise. That's what I meant.

Carlsberg

New question: Sudoku or Kakuro?

[QuietStorm]

Neither. I prefer Word games like Scrabbles and Upwords. :D

Same question.

[Doodles]

(Sir VP, sorry about the mix-up. I thought you were referring to beer, a result of speed reading. :p)

Sudoku.

Can you survive a day without broadband?

[Dervish]

I think not. :D:D

You?

[Doodles]

No, unless there's beer as an intoxicating alternative! :p

What is your idea of a super weekend? All alone on top of a hill taking in the fresh air, the sights and the sounds with no one getting in your way? Throw in a good book while you're at it? Or spending time at home watching TV with the children running riot in the house screaming at the top of their lungs? :D:D. If those descriptions do not match your idea of a super weekend, please enlighten us.:D:D:D

[Dervish]

Dude, super weekends are a fantasy! They became so the day I got married!! :rolleyes:

You?

[Doodles]

(Have a look at my signature. It about sums it all up!:D)

next quEstion. What is your fantasy weekend? (you knew this was coming, didn't you?:D:D)

[Dervish]

We need to qualify 'fantasy weekend' here. Would that be with or without you-know-who! :rolleyes:

What's yours BTW?

[Doodles]

We need to qualify 'fantasy weekend' here. Would that be with or without you-know-who! :rolleyes:(It just dawned on me where you were going with that. :rolleyes: :D "Fantasy weekend" could mean different things to different people. Give us your interpretation and it shall be fine. There is no right or wrong. Just naughty, naughtier or naughtiest!! Ok, sorry, couldn't resist that one. :D:D )

My fantasy weekend looks something like this. Imagine the deep blue ocean. Gentle waves. Hot sun. Nice sporty looking yacht (owned by a man who has just thrown his fishing line into the waters.) A family chilling onboard. Children enjoying a swim in the indoor pool. Wifey on her iPhone telling friends of her amazing outdoor adventure. And me with my fishing rod trying to land a big one. The adventure continues...until I wake up to find I'm terribly late for work!! :eek:

And yours?

[Dervish]

aww.....this is going to sound so wrong...but!! What the heck!!

me standing alone watching a man at the center of a stage as he announces ...me, myself, I ...*sheepish grin*....with...."Ladies and Gentleman, we welcome this year's Pullitzer Award Winner, the one and only........kekekekeke....go on, laugh!!

Worst nightmare?

[Doodles]

(That wasn't wrong. That was anticlimactic! :D:D We thought you'd give us one of your naughty fantasies without-you-know-who!:p:p:D:D)

Stepping into the boardroom for a meeting and remembering I had to do a presentation but had totally forgotten to prepare for it! :eek: :eek:

YouRs?

[Dervish]

Stepping into the boardroom for a meeting and discovering I'm still in my shorts and T-shirt, you know..the one you went to sleep in.....:D:D
aww.....that sounds wrong!! :eek: :eek:....that'll be the one I went to sleep in...excuse me!!!

favourite dim sum haunt

[Doodles]

No favourite. As long you buy, I go!! Jom!:p:p Jokes aside, I like the Taipan 2 one. Economical and delicious. :D

SamE question.

[Dervish]

Sir, my favorite will be the one I didn't have to pay for. *grin* err.....Did you say you're buying? Let's!!

Ever been drunk?

[coleslaw]

ever met a drunk who admits he's drunk? :D


how often do you have a drink?

[Dervish]

barely......

and you?

[QuietStorm]

Hardly.

Coffee or tea works best for you?

[Dervish]

coffee on weekdays, tea on weekends

and you? (Let me guess...milo?)

[QuietStorm]

and you? (Let me guess...milo?)Venus, how did you guess? ! :eek: :p

What drinks do you usually ask for during flights?

[Dervish]

:D ...orange juice.....:D:D...is that bad?

This is the scenario. You are out having a nice little dinner all by yourself when suddenly a ragged old man appeared at your table, thrust a dirty open palm right into your face, without a word. Out of the goodness of your heart, you gave him a $100 note. (Your usual is not more than RM10) You carried on with your food, paid your bills, walked towards your car, which...darn it, was parked some place real secluded. The old man suddenly reappeared, told you he's an angel and grants you one supernatural gift. No, you can't be a superhero, that's the condition. What will you choose?

[QuietStorm]

(Are you asking me to be nice to dirty old men with filthy hands!?! Hahahaha ... :p :p :p:D:D:D. Kidding!)

The ability to make money appear at will. :D

And what would you choose?

[Dervish]

...the ability to control men's mind..:D.......be afraid....be very afraid.....:eek: :D

What's the most powerful weapon in the world?

[Naka]

I think it's the brain..


same question

[Dervish]

I think it's the brain..


same question
brain loses out to bullet.

same question

[Naka]

brain loses out to bullet.

same question

Ayam veri blur right now...bullet??...brain??...not sure...coconut jammed.



same question

[Dervish]

:D better get some sleep :D

same question

[Naka]

:D better get some sleep :D

same question


You are right....I still have 8 minutes credit....but my coconut is on strike..


same question

[loderunner]

power or influence

same question

[Doodles]

C4.

Do you have a secret which no one knows, not even your spouse?

[QuietStorm]

No, not that I can recall. :D

Do you think it's possible one day the Sun's power will burn out?

[Dervish]

All good things comes to an end, so yes, it is possible that the Sun may burn itself out ...one day...

...and where will that leave us?

[QuietStorm]

Two places. Hell or Heaven! :eek:

Looking at the bright sunny side, since the Sun wasn't made by Pro...urm..I mean, Mankind :p I would like to entertain the idea that there is no expiry date on this awesomely hot product. It shall burn on for eternity ! :D

Is there life on other planets, you think?

[Dervish]

I found out not two days ago that there is such a thing as you would call "Hellish Planet" among Hindu believers. Those must be your average alien life-form, if it exist. But since the after-life are divided along racial lines, I doubt if any of the aliens at the "Hellish Planet" will have anything to do with the likes of you, assuming of course, that you are not Hindu......and :eek:....*blushing*....if you are....sorry, sorry, I stand corrected......*red faced*

Jokes aside....Yes, I think the probability is very high...that there is life-form in other planets. I mean, if all it takes to make us is nitrogen and hydrogen, think of the immense permutation that comes with the likes of these....*goes into pensive mode*.....yes...I do think that other life-forms exist....I do..*gets out of pensive mode*..:D:D

But what do you think?

[QuietStorm]

Yes, I believe there should be, although they won't look anything like what we see on the silver screen. Haha. Those are creations from man's vivid imagination. The day we see an alien, I'm convinced we will be totally awe-struck. Their looks will turn out to be so different from what we have envisaged all this while. Think about that. The possibilities are endless.

Who can replace Arnold Schwarzenegger as the next action hero?

[Naka]

You can always express your interests..... :D

same question

[QuietStorm]

You can always express your interests..... :D What? You've no actor in mind at the moment or simply can't find one because you if you ask me, Arnold is quite irreplaceable ! :D

No one I can think of. :p

Let's see who else would like to have a go.

[Dervish]

What? You've no actor in mind at the moment or simply can't find one because you if you ask me, Arnold is quite irreplaceable ! :D

No one I can think of. :p

Let's see who else would like to have a go.

Naka probably meant that you can express your interest in being the next action hero, but of course you knew what he meant, didn't you?

I agree. Arnold, like Harrison Ford is irreplaceable. So, for that matter...can't think of anyone suitable...

Same question.

[Naka]

What? You've no actor in mind at the moment or simply can't find one because you if you ask me, Arnold is quite irreplaceable ! :D

No one I can think of. :p

Let's see who else would like to have a go.

Yes, I have someone in mind...that handsome guy who had wanton mee at USJ10... :D :D

[Naka]

Naka probably meant that you can express your interest in being the next action hero, but of course you knew what he meant, didn't you?

I agree. Arnold, like Harrison Ford is irreplaceable. So, for that matter...can't think of anyone suitable...

Same question.


You are right, VP.... :D


same question

[Dervish]

Or how about the one who looked like Fred Astaire?

Same question.

[Naka]

Or how about the one who looked like Fred Astaire?

Same question.


Currymee better answer this cos he is more handsome. :D :D

same question

[Dervish]

Currymee better answer this cos he is more handsome. :D :D

same question
Nah.....I think I'm the handsomest of us all...:D:D:D

[Naka]

Nah.....I think I'm the handsomest of us all...:D:D:D

I am sure you are....young and handsome :D :D

[QuietStorm]

Naka, what's your question? :D

[currymee]

Handsome? Me ? of course !! I am two pieces of delicious curry chicken, a spoonful of sea-harm, fresh taugeh, aromatic curry sauce, a few tau-foo-pok and a huge dollop of chilli paste ... mana ada lawan - all made with TLC by the hawkers ... :p :p :D :D

The "Rock" looks like a good replacement for Arnold if only he decides to pursue his acting career ...

What is the UGLIEST thing you have ever seen and got any photo ? :rolleyes:

[Dervish]

For me, that'll be the rafflesia. Huge, gooey and stinks too.

Same question.

[Doodles]

An adult blowing out phlegm thru her/his nose! :eek:

same queStion.

[currymee]

Any dog/cat pooh-pooh that I stepped on !!!! :mad: :mad:

Same question ... i.e. What is the UGLIEST thing you have ever seen and got any photo ?

[QuietStorm]

Since there are no takers, let's move on to a new question.

When you look back, is there anything you would like to have done differently?

[Doodles]

Yes. I'd have bought a different set of Toto numbers!! :D

saMe question.

[Dervish]

Yes. I would have rewired and re-piped my house before the last major renovation. Oh, and re-tiled the roof too.

What about you?

[Doodles]

Choose a diffeRent mother-in-law!!! :eek: :p

saMe question.

. ... Doodles running away with tail between legs as better half chases him with a huge broom! . ...

[loderunner]

No. If I could do anything any differently, I wouldn't be here talking about it.

Next question: What's the difference between a moderator and an administrator?

[gary yap]

Moderator: To host dialogues, forums etc...
Administrator: I think to... administer drugs hahaha!!!! :D Not sure also la...

Whose office in Bkt Jalil?

[Doodles]

Next question: What's the difference between a moderator and an administrator?One carry banana bullets to work, the other don't? :D

No, my office isn't in Bukit Jalil.

same queStion.

[gary yap]

ME! Office near Andy Lau's ma-in-law house.

Same question! (so I can yam cha with him/her)

[Challenger]

not mine.

Next Q: what is the one thing that you would like your spouse to change?

[Doodles]

To stop being such a good cook because my waistline is getting way too big no thanks to her. :D

When did you pick up the drinking habit?

[Dervish]

When the waistline starts getting way too big no thanks to her?:D

Which drinking water system are you using at home?

[Doodles]

When the waistline starts getting way too big no thanks to her?:D(Don't read too deeply into that. :D)

Very cheap, diamond-less but just as effective, water filter system.

Sir, you have not answered my question yet. :) When did you pick up the drinking habit?

[Dervish]

When mother's milk was no longer an option.....*ROTFLMAO* :D:D

Favorite local holiday spot?

[gary yap]

As long as holiday with my family, depends on where the kids like.

Favourite language that you'll like to be proficient in?

[Dervish]

Sir, you have not answered my question yet. :) When did you pick up the drinking habit?
Course I have..:D
My answer:
When the waistline starts getting way too big no thanks to her?:D...if you catch my drift....:D

[Dervish]

As long as holiday with my family, depends on where the kids like.

Favourite language that you'll like to be proficient in?
Local or foreign and does that include dialect?

[Doodles]

My answer:
When the waistline starts getting way too big no thanks to her?:D...if you catch my drift....:DI can be so dumb at times. Please elaborate. :D:D

My answer to Gary's question is English and I'm glad to report I'm proficient in it. :D

same questiOn.

[gary yap]

I'm a Jack of some language but master of none.

Besides English, what other language you'll want to be proficient in?

[Doodles]

Russian! (I watched Salt last night and I thought Angelina Jolie was so cool speaking Russian. :D )

same quesTion.

[gary yap]

Hebrew.

Same Q.

[Doodles]

Already answerEd.

Time and tide wait for no man. Same applies to our questions. :D Fresh question.

If you could travel back in time but can't change anything, would you still be keen to do it?

[QuietStorm]

Nah, waste of time.

What do you think?

[Dervish]

If I can go back in time, why yes, I'll change everything.

Who's going to stop me? :D:D

[Doodles]

Who's going to stop me? :D:DYour wife? :D She may also be back at the same time and decides to stop you from messing around with the future especially where it concerns your marriage and the children! . .. laughing uncontrollably .

I'll go back, yes. It will be fun.

What is your most memorable purchase of 2010?

[Naka]

My second HD satellite receiver for satellite & local TV. PVR ready.

same question

[QuietStorm]

An iPod touch. Not for me but for the children. :)

Are you a chili person?

[Dervish]

Oh yes. Loved chillies.

And you?

[Dervish]

Your wife? :D She may also be back at the same time and decides to stop you from messing around with the future especially where it concerns your marriage and the children! . .. laughing uncontrollably .

*grunts* This will take a little planning...:D

[Doodles]

*grunts* This will take a little planning...:DWhy, you scheming laddie! .. grins .

Chilies? Can't do without them!

A movie you can't get tired of watching?

[Dervish]

The Sixth Sense ......only one of many, actually. Loved the plot, at the end, when Bruce realized he's dead. I could tell you a dozen more, but if I do that, I'll end up writing a book...*grins*

And you?

[Doodles]

I won't tell you it's The Sound Of Music as that may give my age away. .. giggling uncontrollably . Instead, I'll tell you it's Avatar. That's a celluloid gem to be enjoyed by generations to come. :D

Will you watch the extended 3D version of Avatar when it hits town later this year?

[Dervish]

Will it cost an arm and a leg? Another movie I can watch over and over again is Spy Game. Exciting plot....Oh, and did I mention Planet of the Apes?..And have I ....:D

And you?

[Doodles]

It will cost a few ringgit more. If I'm not wrong, it's only RM14 per adult.
Another movie I can watch over and over again is Spy Game. Exciting plot....Now I can never guess your age! Sure you don't enjoy My Fair Lady? . .. grins . Another movie I can watch over and over again without a yawn is Finding Nemo. Pixar is tops. They always come up with winners except for one time..

Which is your least favourite Pixar movie?

[Dervish]

Toy Story? Is that a Pixar movie? Yes, agree about Finding Nemo. That dory fish is plain hilarious. :D Oh I enjoy all age movies, so My Fair Lady is also one of my favourites, as is Fiddler on the Roof. Avatar is good too. I don't like serious movies like On Golden Pond. Last of the Mohicans. Great scene and tracks. Bought the DVD.

What other movies do you love to see over and over again and is Salt any good?

[Doodles]

Toy Story? Is that a Pixar movie? Yes, agree about Finding Nemo. That dory fish is plain hilarious. :D Oh I enjoy all age movies, so My Fair Lady is also one of my favourites, as is Fiddler on the Roof. Avatar is good too. I don't like serious movies like On Golden Pond. Last of the Mohicans. Great scene and tracks. Bought the DVD.

What other movies do you love to see over and over again and is Salt any good?One question at a time, Sir! You shot 3 questions there!! :p Toy Story is a Pixar (in collaboration with Disney) movie. Salt is good. I dislike serious movies too. On Golden Pond is one of them but I'll recommend it to insomnia patients. They will thank me for it. :D

Saving Private Ryan.

Do you like watching war movies?

[Dervish]

Depends on the plot. Behind Enemy Lines was good. Saving Private Ryan was too draggy. Didn't like Black Hawk Down. Windtalker is extremely nice.

and you?

[Doodles]

It all depends on a few factors. One, a good story. Two, it has to be on original DVD or Blur ray. Three, big TV screen. Four, good surround home theatre system. In the absence of any one of the above, I'd rather skip the movie. Watch a comedy instead. :D

I found the opening 27 minutes of Saving Private Ryan to be an intense cinematic experience. And thanks to the surround sound, I was drawn right into the battle. Bullets were whizzing left, right and centre and above! And the explosions!! Wow. Engrossing.

I did not watch Windtalker. Should I?

[Dervish]

Windtalker? You should. Always liked Nicholas Cage after seeing him in Conair and The Rock. True what you said about the ambience. Had too many distractions while watching Saving Private Ryan so didn't really know what the whole movie was about. Long too.

Sir Anthony Hopkins. How do you find him?

[Doodles]

Will try to see if I can get a copy of Windtalker.

To enjoy watching Saving Private Ryan (not to be confused with Saving Ryan's Privates ;) ) you've to watch it with no interruptions...yes, you got that correct. Plus the factors I mentioned earlier. :D

Sorry, I don't understand your question. :confused: Rephrase please.

[Dervish]

Sir Anthony Hopkins. Is he good at what he does?

i.e. Silence of the Lamb, Legends of the Fall, Meet Joe Black etc

[Doodles]

He is terribly good at what he does, Sir. There is no doubt about that. :D

Do you think John Woo did a good job at Brokeback Mountain? (:eek: )

[Dervish]

Yes. That man is an old timer, if there ever was one.

Would you go on a road trip anywhere?

[Doodles]

That was a trick question! Just to see if you watched Brokeback Mountain! :eek: :D:D :p

Once I get that Harley, I will! :D

Can you sing? . .. grins .

[Dervish]

That was a trick question! Just to see if you watched Brokeback Mountain! :eek: :D:D :p

Once I get that Harley, I will! :D

Can you sing? . .. grins .
Yes, I watched Brokeback Mountain. Kinda freaky watching them in action. :eek:...How did you handle it?

Can I sing? *grins* .....Let's not even go there...:D

Can you?

[Doodles]

Biggest mistake of my life! I took the wife to watch it because I wanted to give her a shock at seeing grown men going at it in full steam but the whole exercise backfired. She now looks at me with a funny look..aiyuuuuuu. :o

Can I sing? I think I can but the neighbours do not agree. :D

Why do people sing when they know they can't?

[Dervish]

Because they think they could. That's the trouble. It's called ego. Once I had a neighbor who squeals like a turkey on her karaoke every afternoon. She was the most annoying little idiot (excuse the language) this part of Bolehland, let me tell yuh!

Let's say you can go back to the past. And let's say you were given clearance to change history but only ONCE. Which part of the past would you go to? (In terms of location and time)

(Sorry, that'll be two questions but I beg your indulgence...:D)

[Doodles]

(I only indulge in sushi, Sir! But I digress. :D)

If I were a politician, I'd return to the 70's and fight for English to be retained as the medium of instruction for all schools.

What about you, Sir?

[Dervish]

So, you'll return to 70's Malaysia? If we're going to confine ourselves so miserably, I might consider going back to see what I can do about beating Lim Goh Tong to his claims on Genting Highlands..eh-eh-eh? :D

Let's say no space and time constraint, i.e...anywhere in the world at any time in the past. What say you?

[Doodles]

What say you?I say go have dinner first!! Very hungry now. Can't think straight. :D:D :p

same quEstion.

[Dervish]

I should like to go back in time to see how the Nazca lines are made. Rough terrain though, so maybe the pyramids instead.

Same question, i.e. If you can go back to the past, where would you like to turn up?

[Doodles]

I'd like to travel back in time to see how the first man on earth came into being. That will be real cool. Agree? :D

Would you rather be killed by a vampire or be turned into one? It is one or the other. You would choose..?

[Dervish]

I'd like to travel back in time to see how the first man on earth came into being. That will be real cool. Agree? :D

Would you rather be killed by a vampire or be turned into one? It is one or the other. You would choose..?
Then, that first man would be YOU going back in time to see YOU emerging from the future. :D ...definitely cool.... Hi Adam!

The question is flawed. When you're killed by a vampire, you turned into one. No way of choosing the modus operandi unless you're talking about the new age vampire which can turn into vampire by a jab into the jugular veins administered by Doctor Cullen? (Twilight, the movie). If there isn't a choice, then the jab, please.

You?

[Doodles]

Of course. You can't choose to die or be turned into a vampire. That's a vampire's prerogative. :eek: We can only choose to scream or run or both!:p I was asking just for the fun of it. What if. .. The Twilight movies? Never liked those. I was watching Interview With The Vampire starring Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt earlier. First watched it back in 1994. Classic! :D

I'd rather be a vampire than be killed by one.

Noise pollution. Air pollution. Which is worse?

[Dervish]

Air.

Same question

[Doodles]

I concur. Air for me too.

Have you peeed in a swimming pool before? :p

[Dervish]

No.

You did, didn't you!!?..:eek: :eek:

[Doodles]

Yes but when I was a teen. :D:D

Have you ever given up your seat (while in a bus) for a pretty girl? :p

[Dervish]

Why yes, back in those bus days, I used to give up my seat for all sorts, the elderly, the pregnant, the pretty and not so pretty. I wonder if that still happens today, in buses.

And you?

[Doodles]

Yes, I have, mostly for the elderly and pregnant ladies. As for pretty girls..well, no. Reason? I'm a late bloomer. During those bus days, my hormones had not kicked in yet!

How do you deal with people who nags and nags and nags?

[Dervish]

Why do they nag in the first place? I think it's because they're hungry for attention. So look deep into their eyes when they start nagging. That oughta give them the creeps...:D...and stop them in their tracks...probably healing them forever......but then again, I'm an optimist. :)

same question

[Doodles]

You seem to be writing from experience. :D I take the easy way out. I walk away as fast as my legs could take me! :p

Namewee. You think he went overbOard with his latest video? The one that hit out at the racist headmistress?

[Dervish]

Always thought him crude and bold. Some say he's creative.

Do you?

[gary yap]

He's just expressing what we felt too, except in a loud manner. I don't think he's racist, it just happens the person is of a certain race.

Honda, Nissan or Toyota?

[Dervish]

So let it be written so let it be done I'm sent here by The Chosen One

Did Moses say this, or was it the Pharoah botak fella?
sorry to sidetrack...

[Doodles]

Did Moses say this, or was it the Pharoah botak fella?
sorry to sidetrack...(Thought it was Neo in The Matrix? :p:p )

Honda.

Your choice?

[Dervish]

Same as yours.

You know, this is disgusting, but I did enjoy watching all three Matrix movies. Some will disagree, of course.

Will you, now?

[Doodles]

The Matrix is one of the coolest movie trilogies ever made and you can quote me. :D :D

Which is your favorite movie trilogy ever?

[Dervish]

That'll be LOTR first, Matrix 2nd, POTC 3rd, X-Men 4th.....did I miss out any?

You?

[Doodles]

Too many to mention. Just too many. Matrix, Back To The Future, LOTR, etc. Some I forgot due to old age! :eek: :p :D:D

Should I eat kampung style fried rice now or wait till later?

[Dervish]

Oh yes! I forgot Back to the Future. That'll have to rank second, I'm afraid. Kampong style fried rice?

Why wait at all?

[gary yap]

Depends on what time is your breaking of fast :D

I'm age 35, you? :D

[Doodles]

Oh yes! I forgot Back to the Future. That'll have to rank second, I'm afraid. Kampong style fried rice?

Why wait at all?Kampung style fried rice with lots of chili padi. Hot stuff! Ok, I won't wait then. Thought I should but with your blessing, Sir, I'll go ahead. :D:D :p

Age is just a number. Numbers are boring. I'll answer your question with a word. .. Ancient! .. :eek:

same quesTion.

[gary yap]

Kampung style fried rice with lots of chili padi. Hot stuff! Ok, I won't wait then. Thought I should but with your blessing, Sir, I'll go ahead. :D:D :p

revision in progress

*... and your question is ...*

[Doodles]

*... and your question is ...*I was in the midst of revising my earlier post. Hence revision in progress. It is now done.

*This post will self destruct in 4 minutes.*

[Dervish]

I was in the midst of revising my earlier post. Hence revision in progress. It is now done.

*This post will self destruct in 4 minutes.*
Guess what? It didn't self destruct at all! So, imposter, you think you're Tom Cruise in the Mission Impossible, eh?

What's that question again?

[Doodles]

Guess what? It didn't self destruct at all! So, imposter, you think you're Tom Cruise in the Mission Impossible, eh?

What's that question again?Aiyuuuu. Bomb rosak! Should have used the more reliable C4.

The question is What Is Your Age, as posted by Gary.

[Dervish]

I am ageless. I mature with time, like good wine.

How old am I?

[Doodles]

I am ageless. I mature with time, like good wine..locked away in the wine cellar by a Megan Fox lookalike? ;) Sorry, this Cerita Panjang poison has taken root in me! :p:D

I have no clue. Can you throw a clue or two in? :D

[Dervish]

Sorry, now my brain is only preoccupied with Adam Brown and Carter matching with Alex, Chip and Elmer. A little help will be nice. "Go Figure", a puzzle posted by birdy. I shall not rest until that puzzle is solved.

Sorry, what was the question again?..

*removes thick glasses, rubs blood-shot eyes, scratches head, rubs medicated oil on temple, clicks "Go Figure" thread again, to ponder.....* :confused: :confused:

[Doodles]

*4 hours passed. VP's feeling much better having had a healthy cup of green tea, a hot sauna and rejuvenating massage..* :D:D

Sir, this was the question and still is. What is your age?

[Dervish]

I am young enough to be your son, old enough to be your dad, right enough to be you!

Now tell me your age.

(BTW where got 4 hours pass? What? You zoom into the future again? Told you to not keep doing that! It confuses people....:D)

[Doodles]

Ok, ok, ok! I will tell you my age. It's 30. (Please bear in mind though that I might be posting this from a different year as I enjoy time travelling quite a little too much lately. However, I swear that 30 is the correct age as at the time and day of posting this. Am I even making sense? That perhaps is the side effect of time travelling. It does confuses people including the time travellers themselves!:D:D )

The most memorable present received?

[Dervish]

*grunts*....I don't receive any memorable presents. People always give me what I don't want or need...*grunts again*

and you?

[Doodles]

One time and one time only. The most memorable yet. A limited edition CD box set of my favorite band. A very nice note was attached to it too. Sweet. :D:D . . grinning ..

This gift you received has no value to you at all. What was it?

[Dervish]

What's the name of the band?

Oh, mostly books I don't read which I carefully sneaked into charity boxes...:D

[Doodles]

The Police.

What is your favourite band?

[Dervish]

The Police? Sting?

My favorite band would be ...gee....so many. Eagles, Chicago, Abba, Scorpions, Deep Purple, Beetles, Bee Gees, ok, practically everybody.

Jason Mraz. How do you like his songs?

[gary yap]

It's nice when you have a sweet young thing with you. Older than your daughter, younger than your wife :D At least the song shrank your age-gap. :p

If you could be a man/woman for a day what's the one thing that you'll like to do?

[Dervish]

Man or woman had nothing to do with the one thing that I'd like to do. And that'll be throwing caution to the wind; time, health and finances permitting, then go on to be a guest of the world. I'll live for 3 months in one country, then move on to the next for another 3 months, camera, laptop, family in tow.

If there's the ONE thing you'd like to do (time, health and finances permitting), what'll it be?

[Doodles]

If I were a man, I'd want a harem of beautiful young ladies to keep me company. If you say no to that, you're either a woman or ..... ;) If I were a woman, I'd my man to have eyes only for me and only me, wrinkles or no wrinkles. :D Since I'm an alien, the question is not applicable to me. :p

ONE thing you'll NEVER want to do whatever the circumstances. Apart from death and paying taxes, of course. :p What is that?

[gary yap]

Betraying the trust someone had in me.

What is your plans for this Hari Raya?

[Dervish]

I'm thinking of picnicking somewhere.

Any suggestions?

[gary yap]

if you want to picnic, go to klcc. you get the feel of south east asia cos the rest of indon, bangla, nepal etc... will descend :D

who'll be heading to malacca for raya?

[Dervish]

Bad idea. The whole of Malacca will be at a stand-still. Made that mistake last Christmas.

You from Malacca?

[gary yap]

no but my wife is.

you?

[Dervish]

No. Not from Malacca.

Property rental as fixed income. Bane or blessing?

[gary yap]

blessing! you called it 'passive income', not fixed.

you interested in buying for investment?

[Dervish]

There are people who depends on property rental as fixed income. No. Am not interested in buying for investment. Too much of a hassle.

same question

[Doodles]

Too much of a hassle for me too. No.

If the world ended tomorrow, what would you do tOnight?

[Dervish]

Pray like nobody's business for forgiveness and hope to get into heaven. :D:D

same question

[Doodles]

Hug and tell all my loved ones how much I love them. Then go out to p a r t y like there is no tomorrow!!! :p :D:D

Name one mistake you have made for which you need to pray real hard for forgiveness on the eve of wOrld's last day. :D:D

[Dervish]

Wishing someone gets the mother of all tummy-aches. Does that count?

You?

[Doodles]

One time I lied to the missus that I liked her mother a lot. Does that count?

On the eve of world's last day, a hot lady or hunKy guy comes up to you and says "let's get it on baby!". Would you?

[Dervish]

Won't be in the mood. Too much to do, so many things to say, so many songs to croon..:D:D

same question

[Doodles]

No, never!! And that's not because my missus comes in here every now and then, ok! :D

The eve of world's last day. You simply have to croon some songs before calling it a day. Can you think of anyone you would NEVER want to karaoke with on this historical day?

[Dervish]

The beastly boss, of course!

You?

[Doodles]

Yes, I can think of one irritating person but let's not get there today.

Have you been to the new karaoke joint in USJ Mall?

[Dervish]

Dude, I don't do karaoke joints. It's called being "merciful" to one and all. (That includes me too..:D:D) Why I feel the way I do? Some nasty experience in the past but let's not even go anywhere near there. Meanwhile, I've given away all those karaoke players and mikes I used to have. Let others torture others...:D:D

Is it raining over yonder?

[Doodles]

:D:D

There is a slight drizzle I should think.

Does the rain bother you?

[Dervish]

Never! Love the rain. It always have a calming effect on me. If someone karaoke on a raining Sunday afternoon, I'm less likely to be annoyed.

Does it bother you?

[Doodles]

Never! Love the rain. It always have a calming effect on me. If someone karaoke on a raining Sunday afternoon, I'm less likely to be annoyed.Anyone in mind? :D:D -unofficial question-

Sometimes it does. It all depends. If I'm in a good mood the rain is good but if my mood isn't good, the rain will make it worse.

Jaga kereta boys. Do you give in to them?

[Dervish]

Is there a choice? I look at it as a win-win situation. I have someone jaga my car. They get food on their table. *shrugs*

Which Chinese tea do you often drink?

[Doodles]

Poh Lee is nice. Muk Shu Heong is good too.

You?

[Dervish]

Loong chang or tit kun yam works for me. Others give me insomnia...:eek:

Can you sleep after a cup of coffee?

[Doodles]

No, that's why I prefer beer. 1 jug and I sleep like a lOg!!

It's going to be a cool night. Is reading a good book in your agEnda?

[Dervish]

Most definitely. I read every night, or don't you know?...:D Tonight, I must watch this futuristic drama "Step Into The Past". It's hilarious.

Do you read, good sir?

[Doodles]

No, I haven't made it a habit. Should I?

Convince me to take up the reading habit.

[Dervish]

Picture yourself, a squat man in a black suit standing at a table near a door guarded by a court bailiff. Before you, sits the witness, a formidable authority who speaks impeccable English. You lifted a piece of paper in mid air, pointed at it with your little pinky, then opened your mouth to speak. The entire court-room guffawed in cruel unison. You couldn't come up with a witty retort because you didn't read enough. Convinced?

If you don't read, what do you do before hitting the pillow?

[Doodles]

Now it's all coming together. I see the light but too late. I am too used to pulling a trishaw to make dough. No going back now. The story of my life.

Watch a movie or write/reply emails, talk to overseas friends via Skype. Those kind of activities.

Your favourite Chow Yun Fat movie?

[Dervish]

Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. Can't say I watch a lot of his films but must admit this man is talented.

and yours?

[Doodles]

Hard Boiled.

What do you think of Chow Yun Fat's portrayal of Confucius?

[Dervish]

Hard Boiled? For a moment out there, I thought you were hungry AGAIN! Then your question settled the issue.:D Can't say I can answer intelligently because I don't see a lot of his films.

Do you think Simon Cowl is rude or entertaining?

[Doodles]

Rudely entertaining. :D

You think Ellen DeGeneres' departure from American Idol is good riddance?

[Dervish]

Oh yes! Never did like her.

Do you watch "So you think you can dance?"

[Doodles]

Have not. Dancing is not my thing. Singing is. :D:D

Do you think Hong Kong movies have improved since the 70's or are thEy still mostly crap?

[Dervish]

I'll say they've improved by leaps and bounds. Still, they'll always be one step behind the West.

and you?

(GTG....)

[Doodles]

Not all but some, yes. Like Infernal Affairs. That was so good until Hollywood decided to make their own version.

Do you think the Malaysian film industry will ever create a masterpiece that Hollywood bosses would give the thuMbs up to?

(Good night)

[Dervish]

*LOL*.......*ROTFLMAO*

next question please!:D

[Doodles]

I'm glad I brought a little extra sunshine and laughter into your life, Sir! And to those silent ones too. :D:D Malaysian made movies are always so funny aren't they? :p

Last week a friend shared with me a true story that happened to a few of his friends. Apparently women are also quite (?) prone to going astray in a relationship if you know what I mean. What's wrong with the world today? What do you recommend couples do so they'll stay faithful to each otHer? What is the magic formula?

[gary yap]

There are no solution as far as I'm concerned. Apart from the usual counselling, there's no guarantee in fidelity. Women also knows how to have 'fun' cos of the women's right importance.

Same Q.

[Dervish]

I think its all about attention, attention, attention. If you give them enough attention, they are less likely to stray. Give them too much, and they stray also...:eek:...It's a tough world, if you ask me. Is there a magic formula? Was there ever such a formula? If so, take away education from women. Let them stay illiterate. Then they'll never stray but they'll also have too much to say about it. Heads I win, tails you lose. That about sums it all. Guys, why do I feel like I'm sitting on a bed of nails? Why do I feel this dread and foreboding closing in on me?..:eek:...:eek:.....*looks up to see pairs of angry feminine eyes staring daggers*...:eek:...*curses Doodles inaudibly*

Same question

[Doodles]

(Sir VP, you're in a hot pot now! :D:D )

Humans have many needs. The need for food, the need for attention, the need for love and so on. One thing is for sure, if those needs are not fulfilled at home, one will go out to look for them. Those "fun" seeking women are not getting the "fun" at home, hence they look elsewhere, away from home sweet home. In a relationship, couples should try their utmost to satisfy each other's needs or else .. uh oh! TroUble!

Some guys say it's their God-given right to have "fun" wherever they stop for coffee (:D ) married or otherwise. How should women dEal with those guys?

[Challenger]

wats gd for the goose, is gd for the gander....it boils down to self restraint!

Same Q.

[Doodles]

wats gd for the goose, is gd for the gander....it boils down to self restraint!Well said, mate.

same Q.

[Dervish]

New question

Are you a morning person?

[Doodles]

I'd like to think I am but in reality I am not.

You?

[Dervish]

Yes. Chirpy and cheery and talk too much about it...:D:D Late nights sap me plenty. You are clearly a night person, with posts coming in at the most unearthly hour! ...:eek:

Don't you have, er- :o :o.....anything better to do at those hours?... :D:D

[Doodles]

Anything better to do in the wee hours of the morning? Of course. To read a good book in bed, that's what.

Is there anything else I should be doing?

[Dervish]

You're right. You're better off reading a book. :D:D

What book are you reading?

[Doodles]

I said it was a good idea to read a book. I didn't say I was reading one. :D

In the dead of night, your wife waKes up and hugs you. What could she possibly want?

[Dervish]

A glass of hot milk and some butter cookies. She's hungry again! :rolleyes:

same question

(GTG. My comedy is starting in 5 mins.)

[Doodles]

Yes, right. And my wife just woke up from a nightmare. :rolleyes:

Do butter cookies and hot milk taste better after midnight?

(Thanks for playing, Venus. My movie is starting soon too. Goodnight.)

[Dervish]

I wouldn't know.

Do you stir your morning coffee with your right hand or your left hand?

[Doodles]

Neither, Sir. I do it with a spoon. :D

Describe a happy man.

[Dervish]

One who had eaten...:D

same question

[Doodles]

Are you tempting me with food? :D:D

A happy man is one who does not have to eat oats every morning. :D

How does one cope with 4 mother-in-laws?

[Dervish]

Put them on the mahjong table...:D

same Q

[Doodles]

Usually that is not possible due to certain beliefs/way of thinking. I mean the mahjong idea. :p

I have no idea, that's why I asked. Guess I'll work out the solution when I get there. I don't know if that is wishful thinking or I'm naturally suicidal in nature. :D:D

Is the iPhone a must-have?

[Challenger]

Y not when u have the dough to spare...

Same Q

[Dervish]

agree

same Q

[Doodles]

Cost is a factor but yes, I'd like to get one eventually.

Don't you find texting on the iPhone while driving problematic, if not impossible? Not that I would encourage one to do such a thing, of course! :D

[Dervish]

Definitely.

Chopsticks, spoons or fingers.....with dinner?

[bzjude]

Depends on what I'm eating but I'm ok with all.

Are you visiting anyone during Raya?

[Dervish]

No.

Are you?

(missed all those rendangs and ketupats etc...though):D

[Doodles]

No.

Your favourite Raya dish?

[Dervish]

ayam rendang with peanut sauce and kerisik....gee...I'm HUNGRY...big time!

and yours?

[Doodles]

Ayam rendang and daging. Your're hungry? Well, you're not alone. I'm famished! Could eat an entire cow! :D:D

Which is the best place for a short holiday this Raya?

[Dervish]

I'm still working on that. Had to be someplace not congested.

Any suggestion?

[Doodles]

Not congested? That's easy. Kuala Lumpur lah!! :D:D

Have you slaughtered a chicKen before?

[Dervish]

No.

Have you?

[Doodles]

Never. The day I slaughter a chicken that's the day I become a vegetarian. :D

Have you killed a cow before? :eek:

[Dervish]

No. They're too big. I'm pretty handy with cockroaches though.

Have you seen a snake being skinned before?.......kakakakakakaka......echos away

[Doodles]

I think I have but had to look away. Looks like I am not cut out to be a killer. :D

Have you?

[Dervish]

Why, yes, I have.

Would you participate in a rally to explore Malaysia by road?

[Doodles]

Sounds like a brilliant idea but I lack the "kakis". I hope to one day embark on such a rally. It's unlimited fun!

You?

[Dervish]

Yes but only if someone else does all that organizing.

Would you?

[Doodles]

No. Too much hassle. I'm a lazy bum. :D

Who would you like to be in the rally? Your good (tea-drinking? :D )buddies or your wife and children?

[Dervish]

Preferably both. The wives and kids can get together while the tea-drinking buddies have their tea in peace....ahh...heavenly.

Do you jungle trek?

[Naka]

No, have done that for a long time.

same question

[Doodles]

Twice if I recall correctly. Once was while I was in school, the last time in 2009.

Did you videotape any of your jungle trekking adventures?

[Dervish]

Unfortunately, no.

Did you?

[Doodles]

Yes. It will be priceless in 10 years and beyond. Whoever invented the video camera deserves to be a millionaire if he is not one already, that is. :D

When are you starting your game of football on the Federal Highway?

[Dervish]

Tonight, in my dream.

Do you snore?

[Doodles]

The last I checked, no. :D

What about you?

[Dervish]

I thought so unless I'm dreaming.

Can you read Mandarin?

[Doodles]

If you believe that I'm only 25-only if you do-then, yes, I can read Mandarin. :D:D

And you?

[Dervish]

I can read my name. *looks uppity for a sec*...:D:D

Can you?

[Doodles]

I can but kind of blurry on how my second name is written! :o :D

Have you been buying mooncakes?

[Dervish]

Not yet, but I'm already sick of it. Friends and relatives love to give me mooncakes. If you're thinking of giving me a boxful, don't!!...:eek:

Will you?

[Doodles]

I have never quite liked mooncakes. They are too sweet and way too expensive. One cost more than RM10 in most cases and that is w h a t-the-curry-puff?! :D:D

No, I will not buy low value for money gifts for my friends. :D

Food that you eat once a year and loving it. Anything comes to mind?

[Dervish]

I don't recall ever torturing myself with once-a-year type of food. I eat like there's no tomorrow...*grins*...some eat to live, I live to eat....*another grin*

Anything comes to mind for you?

[Doodles]

I have to say it's lemang. In my place I don't see the delicacy being sold at other times except during Raya. And the funny thing is I only crave for it during Raya. All's well that ends well huh? :D:D

Do you think children grow up faster now than say in the 60/70's?

[Dervish]

If you mean physically, I don't see how that is achievable. Mentally, I'll have to agree. Their exposure is different. I think they have less fun in the process.

What say you?

[Doodles]

Sorry, didn't make myself clear. Yes, I meant mentally. Kids these days know so much compared to their counterparts a few decades ago. For one thing, they swear now even at Std 3!! Can you fancy that? :eek:

Do your children swear? :D:D

[Dervish]

Never....OK...not that I know of....:D What were the exact phrase the Std 3 kids used?

Does yours?

[Doodles]

It isn't a phrase. It's just one word. The one word that says it all! :eek:

No, they don't though their friends do. :eek:

What's on the menu (lunch) today? :D:D

*Got to run. Cheerio!*

[Dervish]

Lunch today is Yong Tau Foo with CCF

Is Inception worth watching?

[Doodles]

Should be but I haven't watched it yet. But to plonk down a good RM10 to watch it...well, I'm not sure about that. Will certainly watch it on DVD later.

What do you think?

[Dervish]

I'm told I shouldn't miss it because it is an intellectual piece of work. Trying mincing that! I suppose it meant that if you don't watch it, you're not intellectual....:D:D .....I think I'll wait for the DVD version too because it's probably one of those movies you have to see a few times to understand....*sighs*

Have you ever tried those black horny nut only available during the mooncake festivities?

[Doodles]

A long long time ago, yes. If I am not mistaken they are called "lin kwok". Don't recall enjoying them all that much though.

Have you eaten thEm lately?

[Dervish]

Never tasted them before, to tell you the honest truth.

Should I?

[Doodles]

You missed nothing. Forget it. :D

Who would you rather have a conversation with on a cool rainy Sunday afternoon? A kindly matured lady in her 50's or a sweet yOung thing?

[Dervish]

Why choose one when you can have two?....:D:D....I'd prefer the one with intellect, whom you can argue intelligently with, until the cows come home. Age is not a factor in a good decent conversation.

And you?