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wanmei
20-12-2006, 01:13 AM
by Al Yankovic
White and Nerdy (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1384277706451157121&q=white+and+nerdy+al+yankovic&hl=en)click here!!
http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m296/wanmei/Nerd_Emoticon.gif
Google video



They see me mowin' my front lawn
I know they're all thinkin' I'm so
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy

I wanna roll with the gangstas
But so far they all think I'm too
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Really, really white and nerdy

First in my class here at MIT
Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D
M.C. Escher, that's my favorite M.C.
Keep you're 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Stephen Hawking's in my library

My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a wiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days
Once you've see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed
My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze

There's no killer app I haven't run (run)
At Pascal, well I'm number one (one)
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat, but I got a soldering gun (what?)
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

Here's the part I sing on...

You see me roll on my Segway
I know in my heart they think I'm
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy

I'd like to roll with the gangstas
Although it's apparent I'm too
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
How'd I get so white and nerdy

I been browsin', inspectin' X-Men comics
You know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect them
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L

I got a business doing websites (websites)
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for 'em all
Even made a homepage for my dog, yo
I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin' a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a role of bubble wrap
Pop, pop - hope no one sees me gettin' freaky

I'm nerdy in the extreme
Whiter than sour cream
I was in AV club and glee club
And even the chess team
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was "Do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?"
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire
Got my name on my underwear

They see me strollin', they're laughin'
And rollin' their eyes cause I'm so
White and nerdy

Just because I'm white and nerdy
Just because I'm white and nerdy
All because I'm white and nerdy
Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy

I wanna bowl with the gangstas
But oh well, it's obvious I'm
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy

PeterHng
20-12-2006, 01:23 AM
ROTFLOL!!!!! :D :p :p :p

kwchang
20-12-2006, 01:31 AM
Anyone knows the links for Cantonese versions of Beatles' songs like A Hard Day's Night? I believe they were sung by Michael and Samuel Hui.

expat1609
20-12-2006, 03:02 AM
Anyone knows the links for Cantonese versions of Beatles' songs like A Hard Day's Night? I believe they were sung by Michael and Samuel Hui.

[原创]粵語歌鼻祖-許冠傑sam[粵語協會論壇] -- Powered By Dvbbs.net ...以下是sam的一些数据统计: 英文全名:samuel hui 简称:sam hui 花名:猫仔生日:1948年9月6日( ... 最喜爱歌星:the beatles?(我本人有些怀疑,也许是猫王?) ...
bbs.cantonese.org.cn/dispbbs.asp?BoardID=110&replyID=7256&id=814&skin=1 - 59k -


http://www.sam-hui.net/

sorry, donno if there are links, can#t read a thing. (coz i am back in europe no chinese characters installed :p )

Teeque
20-12-2006, 05:00 AM
try www.hkvpradio.com

mon
20-12-2006, 09:40 AM
LOL!! Al Yankovic is by far the only one who could get away with songs like that, that weird but brilliant man :D:p:p:p

The only funny song I could think of right now is "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred. Another weird man who finds he's too sexy for his shirt, his car and even his cat! :p C2pit but I luv it. :p

mei mei, Chang's request for the cantonese version of Beatles' "A Hard Day's Night" hehehe!! I think that will be another funny one. I wonder how they would translate "It's been a hard day's nite,..and I've been working, like a dog..!" ?

wanmei
20-12-2006, 11:47 AM
mei mei, Chang's request for the cantonese version of Beatles' "A Hard Day's Night" hehehe!! I think that will be another funny one. I wonder how they would translate "It's been a hard day's nite,..and I've been working, like a dog..!" ?
http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m296/wanmei/confused.gifhuh!! got meh??..... manage to find tis...got barking dog (background music)......and is about working hard day and nite to earn penny 半斤八兩 (Pun Kan Pat Leong) by 許冠傑(Sam Hui) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMpqxvboPrY)...tis wan ahh??

wanmei
20-12-2006, 01:04 PM
by Al Yankovic
White and Nerdy (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1384277706451157121&q=white+and+nerdy+al+yankovic&hl=en)click here!!
http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m296/wanmei/Nerd_Emoticon.gif
Google video

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m296/wanmei/shock.gif..it's that Donny Osmand dancing http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m296/wanmei/dance4.gifat the background ??!!.......kakkaakkakakahttp://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m296/wanmei/dancing.gif

kwchang
20-12-2006, 01:43 PM
Wanmei, it is not Pun Kan Pat Leong and I am not even sure it was performed by Michael or Sam Hui. By the way some well known HongKong comedian did make a parody of the Beatle's song. It may not be Hard Day's Night - could have been "I want to hold your hand". Of course it was not a direct translation - the lyrics are hilarious, sung to the tune of that Beatle's song. Have tried but cannot find it yet on the net.

KelvC
20-12-2006, 01:49 PM
wanmei, thank you for the Pun Kan Pat Leong's MTV link. Brought back lots of childhood memories :)

There was another Hui's production where the Hui brothers was the new driver instructor. The memorable part was where they was teaching the new driver the step-by-step instruction how to operate a car:
1. Adjust your rear window
2. adjust your side window
3. make sure the gear is at neutral position
4. oh i can't remember the rest...where's my undang book? :D

wanmei
20-12-2006, 01:55 PM
雙星報喜 - 大排檔 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfxmTAhE8go).........stumble tis while searching...........funny :D

wanmei
20-12-2006, 02:01 PM
Only youuuuuu......... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLlZmh_h-_E) from the movie 'Journey to the West' ...........OHHHHHH oooHH omg!!hahahhahhah!!

mon
20-12-2006, 02:12 PM
LOL LOL!!!!!!! Hahahaha!!!! :D Mei I nearly choked on my lunch!! Only uuuuuuu can make me laugh like this hehe!!! :p:p:p

wanmei
20-12-2006, 02:18 PM
lam mo O lei TAufu..........kahahhahahh!!http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m296/wanmei/kaos-mint04.gifbaetahan r!!

PeterHng
20-12-2006, 05:01 PM
ROTFLOLLOLLOL... :D:p:p:p

mon
20-12-2006, 11:44 PM
lam mo O lei TAufu..........kahahhahahh!!http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m296/wanmei/kaos-mint04.gifbaetahan r!!

TAufu?? " nei chee tou meh yeh hai 'tang tang tang tang wanmei? " :p

I'm watching it again and do you see Stephen Chow crunching his fist wanting to whack the fella when he was singing? Haha! Soooo funny. :p:p:p Summore the fella paused and sang again that part hehehe!! Lol! His voice not bad ya, got vibrato. :p

I'm gonna get the dvd and watch it again!

wanmei
22-12-2006, 11:25 AM
TAufu?? " nei chee tou meh yeh hai 'tang tang tang tang wanmei? " :p

Amitabha.... ("Amen" in Buddhism)sound like lam mo O lei Taufu maa the way KAr YIng kor sung it:p

'tang tang tang tang' meh lei keh? music intro maa??not meh...??


I'm watching it again and do you see Stephen Chow crunching his fist wanting to whack the fella when he was singing? Haha! Soooo funny. :p:p:p Summore the fella paused and sang again that part hehehe!! Lol! His voice not bad ya, got vibrato. :p

I'm gonna get the dvd and watch it again!
the monkey king..he cannot tahan the way his annoying sifu sang d song...lastly kena whack....kihkihkihkih...