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Dr. J George
04-12-2006, 07:49 PM
Just Kidding? :D Maybe not! :eek:
In anticipation of the forthcoming 9MP projects? :rolleyes:

Three contractors . . . one from Lebanon, another from Syria and the third from Florida are bidding to repair the White House fence.

They go with a White House official to examine the fence.

The Florida contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says:

"I figure the job will run $900 . . . $400 for materials, $400 for labor and $100 profit for me."

The Syrian contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says:
"I can do this job for $700 . . . $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Lebanese contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers:

"$2,700."

The official!,incredulous!, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys!! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

Easy," the Lebanese explains,

"$1,000 for you, $1,000 for me and we
hire the guy from Syria to do the work." :D

USJ27Resident
04-12-2006, 08:34 PM
Just Kidding? :D Maybe not! :eek:
In anticipation of the forthcoming 9MP projects? :rolleyes:

Three contractors . . . one from Lebanon, another from Syria and the third from Florida are bidding to repair the White House fence.

They go with a White House official to examine the fence.

The Florida contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says:

"I figure the job will run $900 . . . $400 for materials, $400 for labor and $100 profit for me."

The Syrian contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says:
"I can do this job for $700 . . . $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Lebanese contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers:

"$2,700."

The official!,incredulous!, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys!! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

Easy," the Lebanese explains,

"$1,000 for you, $1,000 for me and we
hire the guy from Syria to do the work." :D

Was that contractor :p the same fella that conned Malaysia, MAKNA and was it Dato M. Farid... :D

on a hunch - I think the good Dato must've kena conned big time ( similiar to the Nigerian scam thing) and kept quiet and low profiled because MAKNA is an organisation that rakes in MILLIONS in private and corporate contributions. A likely target for a slick conman like that Lebanese guy... name oso I forget oredi...

stanleywkh
04-12-2006, 10:17 PM
Was that contractor :p the same fella that conned Malaysia, MAKNA and was it Dato M. Farid... :D

on a hunch - I think the good Dato must've kena conned big time ( similiar to the Nigerian scam thing) and kept quiet and low profiled because MAKNA is an organisation that rakes in MILLIONS in private and corporate contributions. A likely target for a slick conman like that Lebanese guy... name oso I forget oredi...

It is Najis .....No No it is Najeem.