Marriages..what Would You Say?? [Archive] - United Subang Jaya Web Forum

patrick

01-06-2006, 12:20 AM

Marriage - Part I

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady
And after the wedding, he laid down the following
Rules:

" I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time
I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I
Expect a great dinner to be on table unless I tell you
That I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting,
Fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my
Old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about
It. Those are my rules. Any comments?"

WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF YOU WERE THE NEW BRIDE??
Climax tomorrow! Ha ha!!!

Teeque

01-06-2006, 01:52 AM

Eh Patrick...u got a new mate or wat?? haha...

tupai

01-06-2006, 02:05 AM

Patrick bro...u set that kinda rules AFTER marriage? and no wife will last more than 24hrs!

You set the rules BEFORE the marriage..right on the day/note B4 the knee-down "Sweet heart, will u marry me?" :D

No woman can change a man AFTER marriage alh..its mission Impossible.

Yang Akan Berunding syarat-syarat post-marriage lato tupai

Teeque

01-06-2006, 02:54 AM

Isnt dat called pre-nuptials tupai?

tupai

01-06-2006, 02:59 AM

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tupai

01-06-2006, 03:06 AM

yup..prenuptial it is...except that this thread/ case there ain't no material thingy involved...only sacrifices in lifestyle.

Poor me...My money is her money. Her money is her money. My properties are her properties. her properties are her properties, Her credit cards are her credit cards, my credit cards are her supplemenatry cards :p

...BUT My bikes are my bikes, my X-thrills are my X-thrills, my iBook is my ibook, my southern comfort& soda is my southern comfort& soda...My stout is her stout ;)

Yang Amat Berusaha main-main aje lato tupai

Teeque

01-06-2006, 03:18 AM

haha....same thing lor, except no monetary agreement involved.

But didnt someone said, no money, no honey...lol. :D

I wonder if Patrick's new mate told him this when he set the rules.... :D

sinleong

01-06-2006, 03:51 AM

please remind me again... why do people want to get themselves married?

isarahim

01-06-2006, 07:51 AM

I don't believe in sex after marriage.

evecyanide

01-06-2006, 07:58 AM

" I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time
I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I
Expect a great dinner to be on table unless I tell you
That I won't be home for dinner. ....boozing

Aiyo. Muntah darah if get husband like that. Anyway, if it happened to me, I would also wanna have face, so I'd say "Call me when you're home and I'll come straight home too and oh, don't forget to grab me a few beers on the way back" :p

I don't believe in sex after marriage.

I thought I read wrongly... hmmm... so you approve of pre-marital sex then?

swee_ann_tweety

01-06-2006, 09:22 AM

Is this why Malaysians have sex three and a half times a month ? LOL

Marriage - Part I
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady
And after the wedding, he laid down the following
Rules:

"
WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF YOU WERE THE NEW BRIDE??
Climax tomorrow! Ha ha!!!

Also,
I wonder how these people report their findings! How can a person have sex three and a half times a month ? They have already did it 3 times and on the fourth time, the phone rings and they had to stop sex ?
LOL
I know computers / calculators are accurate to a zillion decimal points but when they report, they should either report 3 or 4 not 3 and a half ! :D

Malay Mail http://www.mmail.com.my/Current_News/mm/Wednesday/Frontpage/20060531111234/Article/index_html
MALAYSIANS have sex an average of 3.5 times a month? Ridiculous!
This is the reaction of most readers interviewed yesterday following the results of a survey commissioned by Pfizer.
The survey revealed that Malaysians do it an average of 3.5 times a month, compared to Singaporeans (4.55), Thais (4.3) and Hong Kong (3.55).
The results, however, differed to that of the 2005 Durex Global Sex survey which revealed that Malaysians had sex an average of 83 times a year, which works out to 6.81 times a month.
Our readers said:

* Kalai Selvan, 34, marketing manager from Puchong: "An average of once a week? This is ridiculous! I’m sure many married people have sex at least three times a week."

* Nurazela Mohamed, 29, PR executive from Cheras: "Most newlyweds have sex two or three times a week. However, it is up to the individual."

* Arasu Sarakapan, 26, salesman from Kajang: "That figure is too low, especially for younger people. However, I am not surprised. Many of us place our jobs as a priority."

* Mariana Hashim, 32, television producer from Damansara Perdana: "In any relationship, romance and intimacy are important. When it comes to sex, the normal frequency would be more than 3.5 times a month."

* Emil Fernando, 38, instructor from Kuala Lumpur: "It’s possible Malaysians find real satisfaction during intimacy. Maybe that’s why they are the happiest in South-east Asia."

* Afdlin Shauki, actor-cum- director: "It should be more. But then again, it depends on the individual. When I am working, I concentrate on work and have nothing else on my mind. Maybe less really is more."

* Natasha Hudson, actress: "Having sex three times a month is healthier compared to having it everyday. For me, twice a month is fine. Getting to see my husband everyday and cuddling is good enough."

* Zainal Abidin, singer: "That is okay and healthy. It’s a reasonable figure, not too much and not too little. Taking into consideration our population growth, we are right on the average line. It’s the right figure."

tupai

01-06-2006, 10:13 AM

woman married for love & security.
man got hitched for sex..pure & simple...

yang amat berminat subjek sek lato tupai
p/****ched need not mean marriage ok. :p

kokomo

01-06-2006, 10:21 AM

Hmm .. these seems to be an interesting topic here.

So 1 question here, 3 & a half times a month is consider a lot or rare or dude, we need to buck up on our sex lifes? :confused:

I don't believe in sex after marriage

Agree cos its already happening everywhere. What's new to them huh. :rolleyes:

Sasha

01-06-2006, 10:25 AM

I don't believe in sex after marriage.

Hi Isa,
I sure hope you meant sex outside the marriage and not sex in the marriage itself.. gee.. that would surely place a major halt in any marriage.

That aside, 3.5 times a mth??? Goodness!! That is bad! I should expect 3.5 a week! Nothing less.

Firefly

01-06-2006, 10:27 AM

firefly read that joke somewhere..:D..It's really funny reading all the replies....LOL :D

tupai

01-06-2006, 10:33 AM

That aside, 3.5 times a mth??? Goodness!! That is bad! I should expect 3.5 a week! Nothing less.

anything less, u will be falling into the dodo bird category
:p ...also ah, from the durex survey, m'sian do it once every 10days..the 0.5 time interruptus on the 31day doesn't count...No wonder i look forward to the shorter February month
:p

Yang Ada Berapa kali??? lato tupai :D

kokomo

01-06-2006, 10:34 AM

Hi Isa,
I sure hope you meant sex outside the marriage and not sex in the marriage itself.. gee.. that would surely place a major halt in any marriage.

That aside, 3.5 times a mth??? Goodness!! That is bad! I should expect 3.5 a week! Nothing less.

No sex in marriage? :eek: That explains why nowadays men don't prefer to get married so early. I always thought sex is part of marriage? What happen to that part already now?

Sasha, you expect 3.5 a week? Gosh! Lady you're a real hyper. But if its already in a week .. 3 times understandable but how come you still put in 0.5 a week? How you do that?

jack10dd

01-06-2006, 10:34 AM

Open for inspection and probing after 6 pm ( with ot without you )

Its actually a joke that I read sometime ago -

Firefly

01-06-2006, 10:36 AM

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady And after the wedding, he laid down the following Rules:

I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you.

Reply: "No problem. Just don't expect me to be home when you come home."

I expect a great dinner to be on table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.

Reply: "Great. Just do the dishes when you are done eating."

I'll go hunting, Fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my Old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about It.

Reply: " Same here. When I go Clubbing, boozing and have sleep overs, you too don't complain"

Those are my rules. Any comments?"

Reply: " Sleep outside if you are late. I close and lockup by 10."

firefly's 0.5 cts

isarahim

01-06-2006, 11:04 AM

Hi Isa, I sure hope you meant sex outside the marriage and not sex in the marriage itself.. gee.. that would surely place a major halt in any marriage.

Hehe, just joking lah. That 'sex before marriage' sequence is often set in stone into people's minds so they don't see the 'after'.... ;)

Yes I believe in both 'before' and 'after' but not 'outside' or 'poly'.

evecyanide

01-06-2006, 11:09 AM

Sasha, you expect 3.5 a week? Gosh! Lady you're a real hyper. But if its already in a week .. 3 times understandable but how come you still put in 0.5 a week? How you do that?

3 times a week is the healthy rate, rite?

Sasha

01-06-2006, 11:19 AM

Kokomo, 0.5 is an option.. coz that might mean 7 times in 2 weeks, maybe 3 times this week, and 4 times the next week. Get the idea? Sometimes a little spontaneous, so maybe even 4 times a week or 8 in a fortnight. If there are holidays, more lor.... ahahha

Hi again Isa,
I think 'before' is always a good idea too. I know some who insisted on being virgins before marriage, end up bitching about being stuck with lousy partner. Like i always say, you want to test the electrical appliance before buying, plus you have warranty on it, but you dont want to check out your compatibility with a partner before tying the knot? Aiyaa.....must be a major risk taker.

Hi Eve, in my opinion, 3 times is a healthy rate. Also depends on how tired both people are after work. Anyhow, if sex is too tiring, cuddling up and showing affection is always a good idea. :)

Firefly

01-06-2006, 11:23 AM

Open for inspection and probing after 6 pm ( with or without you )
....
Like this answer. ;)

KakiLang

01-06-2006, 03:32 PM

Sasha, you expect 3.5 a week? Gosh! Lady you're a real hyper. But if its already in a week .. 3 times understandable but how come you still put in 0.5 a week? How you do that?

Kokomo, the 0.5 time doesn't hv to involve sex, there r other activities related to it.... :D

pcyeoh

01-06-2006, 03:53 PM

3 times understandable but how come you still put in 0.5 a week? How you do that?

Kokomo upon waking up in the morning commented to his love what a night it was last night.

"Honey, I never knew that we could do it 4 times last night. I hope it was great all the way."

"Yeah yeah, but for your information it was not 4 times but rather 3 1/2 times"

"What!! What do you mean by 3 1/2 times? This is the first time I am hearing that."

"Honey, quite frankly, during the 4th time, half way through I feel asleep."

kokomo

01-06-2006, 04:01 PM

Haha .. ok, peeps... i get all tips already. thanks for everything. I've finally mastered it.

alexhay

01-06-2006, 07:27 PM

patrick

02-06-2006, 11:48 AM

Ok alex...you've heard that one , but post lah in full otherwise the joke doesnt come across right. Anyway, here's the unabridged version:

Marriage - Part I

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady
And after the wedding, he laid down the following
Rules:

" I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time
I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I
Expect a great dinner to be on table unless I tell you
That I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting,
Fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my
Old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about
It. Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said, " No, that's fine with me. Just
Understand that there will be sex here at seven
O'clock every night ......... Whether you're here or
Not ."

(DAMM SHE'S GOOD!)

patrick

02-06-2006, 11:52 AM

Wahh...you folks..terror lah. I started a marriage joke thread here and now it's turned into a sexology and statistic class!! <LOL> ;-) I luv it!!

Ok, how about this next one. WHAT WOULD YOU SAY??

Marriage (Part II)

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of
Their 40th wedding anniversary!

The husband yells, " When you die, I'm getting you a Headstone that reads:

" Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever!! "

YOUR RESPONSE????

Firefly

02-06-2006, 01:13 PM

Kokomo upon waking up in the morning commented to his love what a night it was last night.

"Honey, I never knew that we could do it 4 times last night. I hope it was great all the way."

"Yeah yeah, but for your information it was not 4 times but rather 3 1/2 times"

"What!! What do you mean by 3 1/2 times? This is the first time I am hearing that."

"Honey, quite frankly, during the 4th time, half way through I feel asleep."

Wei..PC cannot like that mah...say lah...during the 4th time it passed midnight thus the .5 time loh.....:D...notti pc...:D

KakiLang

02-06-2006, 02:46 PM

Can aso mah....during the 4th time she started to read magazine, watch TV/DVD....or perhaps started to do pedicure or manicure, hence the point 5 time lor... :D :D :D

sinleong

02-06-2006, 03:03 PM

I don't believe in sex after marriage.

maybe you believe in sex before and during marriage, and not just after. :p

and who says u need to get married to have sex?? :D sorry kids... i dont mean to be a bad influence...

Firefly

02-06-2006, 03:23 PM

What are we?? Please lah have some asian values here and not follow them loose morel.... :mad:

sakaibear

03-06-2006, 04:26 AM

actually asians are losing their moralities quite fast nowadays.....sex before marriage is very common nowadays. a few years a go when my sister was still in high school....she tells my mum her friends this and that have had sex since they were 13 or 14.

13!!! 14!!! my god....how lucky...:P no la honestly...i believe it's hard to curb pre-maritial sex even if u wanted to but i guess a good education on it would help

jianwei85

04-06-2006, 03:23 AM

So what is the reason ppl marry leh?

a) Security
b) Monetary
c) Physical intimacy
d) Exclusivity
e) All of the above?

(sorry la..exam too near..)

patrick

04-06-2006, 01:24 PM

Aiyah...looks like nobody interested to try my Part II. Never mind lah...enjoy the answer....

Marriage (Part II)

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of
Their 40th wedding anniversary!

The husband yells, " When you die, I'm getting you a Headstone that reads:

" Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever "

" Yeah?" she replies. " When you die, I'm getting you a Headstone that reads:

"Here Lies My Husband Stiff At Last "

(HE ASKED FOR IT!)

KakiLang

04-06-2006, 02:36 PM

patrick

04-06-2006, 11:57 PM

It could mean the whole relationship was based on sex to begin with, or no relationship involved but only sex? Should I say this is morally unhealthy?? :rolleyes:

To me it's less a question of morality. Just that a relationship based just on sex will not last. It's a question of ...while the going it's good. The relationship would wane once the physical attraction dissipate...and it's just a matter of time. The chances of a lasting relationship based on the many other factors other than sex would always be better and stronger, though it does not entirely preclude sex. Sex is important but it should not be the only attraction for a relationship to last.

patrick

05-06-2006, 12:01 AM

Alright....let's turn to Part III today....

Marriage (Part III)

Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at
The breakfast table.

Husband gets up in a rage and
Says, " And you are no good in bed either,"
And storms out of the house.

After sometime, he realizes he was nasty and decides
To make amends and rings her up. She comes to the
Phone after many rings, and the irritated husband
Says, "what took you so long to answer the phone ?"

She says, " I was in bed."

" In bed this early, doing what?" asked the husband.

What do you think will be the wife's reply?? Or what do you think the wife was doing in bed? Come one, give it a try....!!

Teeque

05-06-2006, 01:27 AM

patrick

05-06-2006, 01:56 AM

Reply: In bed with someone who is better than you... :D

Ha ha ...good try! Ok....clue. Something to do with doctor, medical.....

Teeque

05-06-2006, 02:27 AM

In bed with the apple orchard owner to keep the good doctor away.... :D :D :D

kokomo

05-06-2006, 10:25 AM

Errmm .. how bout this, In bed, tryin' to get a second opinion?

Firefly

05-06-2006, 11:19 AM

"In bed , practicing!!!"

KelvC

05-06-2006, 12:57 PM

She says, " I was in bed."
" In bed this early, doing what?" asked the husband.
Why the complex answer here? It's so simple! :p

I close and lockup by 10."
Another Code solved! ;) :D

patrick

05-06-2006, 05:31 PM

Errmm .. how bout this, In bed, tryin' to get a second opinion?

kokomo ...!! You are good!!! Got it spot on!! Well done!!!

Ok now...how about the next one...??

Marriage (Part IV)

A man has six children and is very proud of his
Achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts
Calling his wife, " Mother of Six" in spite of her
Objections.

One night, they go to a party. The man decides that
it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife
Is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his
Voice, " Shall we go home 'Mother of Six?'

His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts right back, " ?? "

Well? What did the wife shout back?? Answer tomorrow!! ;-)

kress

05-06-2006, 05:34 PM

anytime you're ready father of four.

patrick

06-06-2006, 07:14 PM

anytime you're ready father of four.

Obviously, kress has heard this joke before lah! Good for you kress!

patrick

09-06-2006, 12:50 AM

OK....final part...

Marriage (Part V) The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home
And were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly,

The man realized that the next day, he would
Need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early
Morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first
To break the silence (and LOSE),

He wrote on a piece
Of paper, " Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it
Where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the
Man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he
Had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and
See why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a
Piece of paper by the bed.

What do you think the paper read ??

kokomo

09-06-2006, 12:58 AM

I think she wrote there .. "Wake Up! It's 5.00am"? :confused:

patrick

09-06-2006, 02:14 AM

I think she wrote there .. "Wake Up! It's 5.00am"? :confused:

Waahhh...kokomo....velly clever huh? Kokomo has got it!

So, we've come to the end of our lessons on marriage!

Look out for the next fun thread!! ;-)

Meanwhile, just to end our lessons on a high note, here's something to tickle your funny bone....

Banta Singh walks into a bar in London and ordered 3-glasses of beer and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more. The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass; it would taste better if you buy one at a time."

Banta Singh replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Dubai, the other in Canada and I'm here in London. When they left home, we promised that we'll drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there. Banta Singh became a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders 3-Beers and drinks them in turn.

One day, he came in and ordered only 2-Beers. All the other regulars notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says," I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere condolences on your great loss. " Banta Singh looked confused for a moment, then he laughs .... "Oh, no," he, said, "Everyone's fine - both my brothers are alive" .

Then why did Banta have only 2 beers instead of the usual 3???

Joke climax tomorrow.....!!! ;-)

patrick

10-06-2006, 09:32 PM

Aiya...so disappointed no one gave the climax a try. Anyway, here's the complete joke.........

Banta Singh walks into a bar in London and ordered 3-glasses of beer and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more. The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass; it would taste better if you buy one at a time."

Banta Singh replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Dubai, the other in Canada and I'm here in London. When they left home, we promised that we'll drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there. Banta Singh became a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders 3-Beers and drinks them in turn.

One day, he came in and ordered only 2-Beers. All the other regulars notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says," I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere condolences on your great loss. " Banta Singh looked confused for a moment, then he laughs .... "Oh, no," he, said, "Everyone's fine - both my brothers are alive" .

" The only thing is ........................................... I just quit drinking"!!! ;-)

Firefly

12-06-2006, 09:40 AM

Aiyah...patrick!!!! Weekend lah .... posting only during weekdays mah... so fast put up answer...:(

patrick

12-06-2006, 10:45 AM

Aiyah...patrick!!!! Weekend lah .... posting only during weekdays mah... so fast put up answer...:(

Aiyah.... IT these days where got weekdays or weekends one!! ;-) Thought nobody interested to give it a go!! Sorry lah!

patrick

12-06-2006, 10:50 AM

Just for you Firefly, here's another one then. Hopefully, you can give it a go this time......

A distinguished looking young lady is on a flight returning from Canada.
She finds herself seated next to a priest and asks
"Excuse me father, may I ask a favour of you?"
"Well of course Miss, what can I do for you?" he replies.

"Here's the dilemma, I purchased for myself, a superbly
sophisticated electronic hair remover. I paid a lot of money for it.
I really went well over the limits set forth by Customs, and I fear they
will confiscate it from me. Could you perhaps secret it through Customs
for me under your robes?"

"I certainly could my dear, only I must warn you I really am
not ever able to lie..."
"You have such an honest face father, surely they will never ask any
questions of you," and with that she hands him the hair remover.

After landing they proceed through Customs and it becomes the
father's turn in line.
"Father, do you have anything to declare?" asks the Custom's officer.
"From the top of my head to my waist I have nothing to declare my son."
Finding this answer a little strange the custom's officer proceeds to ask,
"And from the waist to the floor, what do you have to declare?"

The father said some thing which had the custom officer roaring with laughter and the Custom's officer says, "Go right through father. Next!"

WHAT DO YOU THINK THE FATHER SAID TO THE CUSTOM OFFICER YET WITHOUT LYING ABOUT THE HAIR REMOVER?

Firefly

12-06-2006, 01:01 PM

old joke lah....

The father replies, "I have a marvellous little instrument destined to be used on a woman, but which has never yet been used..."

Firefly

12-06-2006, 01:04 PM

Ever been in this situation...:D...

Manny was almost 39 years old. Most of his friends had already gotten married, and Manny just bounced from one relationship to the next.

Finally a friend asked him, "What's the matter, are you looking for the perfect woman? Are you THAT particular? Can't you find anyone who suits you?"

"No," Manny replied. "I meet a lot of nice girls, but as soon as I bring them
home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them. So I keep on looking!"

"Listen," his friend suggested, "Why don't you find a girl who's just like your dear ole mother?"

Many weeks past before Manny and his friend got together again.

"So Manny. Did you find the perfect girl yet. One that's just like your Mother?"

Manny shrugged his shoulders, "Yes I found one just like Mom. My mother loved her, they became great friends."

"Excellent!!! So,.... Are you and this girl engaged, yet?"

"I'm afraid not. My Father can't stand her!"

mon

12-06-2006, 01:06 PM

Haha! Didn't know you can joke as well Firefly? That's a good one. :p

My parents can't stand each other too but I believe they loved each other very much.

Firefly

12-06-2006, 01:09 PM

Someone sent that to me..thot it was funny so posted it up here...think that's the reason why many guys are still single? :D ...alex...koko...:D this thursday alex gonna fry me :D

kokomo

12-06-2006, 02:35 PM

Haha ... firefly, that's a good one. You've just set and alert message to all whom are single, craving for marriage :rolleyes: , planning to get married :rolleyes: & most of all .. pressure by their own parents. Haha ..

Firefly

12-06-2006, 08:38 PM

You may live to regret that...:D...as for firefly's advice...find someone your are compatible (comfortable) with....seriously...but then firefly and Mrs firefly are always on the opposide ends of a stick....:eek: truely not compatible, how to explain??:confused: :eek:

lilifjp

12-06-2006, 11:17 PM

Opposite attracts mah ! Just like magnet.

FireFly & Mrs FireFly very compatible. Totally different views, so got lots of things to talk about. If always thinks alike - no need to talk already :D

Firefly

13-06-2006, 08:36 AM

kakakaka...I wonder if that's called compatible?? :D

Firefly

13-06-2006, 12:14 PM

Got this from another site....

WELCOME TO THE HUSBAND STORE:
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors! and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch...you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband...

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1: These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2: These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6: You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!