The NeverEnding Story

[bm007snr]

I, bm007snr, of sound mind and consciousness (at least that's what I think),

Taking the cue from Chermaine's (http://www.usj.com.my/bulletin/upload/showthread.php?t=8988) & bobkee's (http://www.usj.com.my/bulletin/upload/showthread.php?t=8989) threads,

Noting that boredom in forums is a sure sign for the beginning of the end,

Understanding that absurd and inane actions like this risks kwchang's bananas,

Hereby initiates in the USJ.com.my forums... the NeverEnding Story.



Purpose
Promotion of creativity. Partial and possibly full cure for boredom.


How to take part
Continue the story with 5 words; No more, no less.
Use English words only. Avoid spelling and grammatical errors.
Don't 'quote'. Just type the continuation which should consist of 5 words in a new post.


Possible 'problems' + Possible solutions
- During 'rush-hour', you may sometimes encounter situations in which your post-of-continuation comes a few microseconds too late, resulting in another person posting right before you post, rendering your post-of-continuation 'obsolete'/meaningless.
If that happens, just edit/delete that post-of-continuation of yours.
- Since there's no strict guideline of how the story should be, a myriad of ideas/wants of how the story should be formed will conjure. Just keep the story meaningful but let creativity and humour flow.

[bm007snr]

Once upon a time, at

[silver_bird]

home while taking my shower

[mon]

, I heard a deafening, piercing

[bm007snr]

scream of a woman. It

[mon]

never crossed my mind that

(goodnight)

[bm007snr]

a person could scream so

[silver_bird]

loud when she makes love.

[Teeque]

Her screams brought down the

[jianwei85]

blur angels in the sky

[bm007snr]

filled with clouds. The angels

[KH EE]

emailed the demons requesting for

[silver_bird]

ten Bacang for tomorrow's festival.

[Choon1980]

But angels and demons are...

[MsJee]

busy in a meeting with

[silver_bird]

Mother Theresa discussing about those

[mon]

3G Nokia phones and what

[KH EE]

those wireless wavelengths are doing

[arbiter]

to her and making her

[MsJee]

regret not learning how to

[jianwei85]

cook me my favourite dish

[mon]

with century eggs and dinosaur

[jianwei85]

drumstick as appetizers and ice

[mon]

cendol with hair and gunk

[MsJee]

and all that stuff. Anyway

[libra]

she suddenly remembered not long

[jianwei85]

ago that she was a

[mon]

delightful little gal with pink

[AllUrban]

cheeks, and a big lollipop

[mon]

whom once fell in love

[AllUrban]

and wished to celebrate her wedding as lions danced (http://www.thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2006/5/29/nation/14380034&sec=nation)

[mon]

and wished to celebrate her wedding as lions danced (http://www.thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2006/5/29/nation/14380034&sec=nation)

Beep! 9 words already! hehe...


and wished to celebrate her wedding as lions danced the night away..But suddenly

[jianwei85]

a real lion ate her

[bugbear]

but she tasted funny, so

[Joe Gomez]

....... & the lion, having acquired good tastes over the years, spat her out .......

[jianwei85]

5 words only la..

into lord of the rings

[jadewhite]

Time will heal the pain

[mon]

Heaven knows how long.. Sigh

[jianwei85]

Meanwhile, an elephant dashes off

[mon]

in a big yellow taxi

[Sasha]

His trunk in the trunk

[donkey]

then the taxi stopped and...

[bugbear]

all hell broke loose when

[mon]

elephant poo-ed in the taxi! (goodnite)

[jianwei85]

Then the driver got SOOOOO

[USJ27Resident]

because meter was not used.... :p

[arbiter]

Michael Jackson appeared all of

[bugbear]

a sudden screaming and squeeling

[arbiter]

till all cows went berserk

[USJ27Resident]

and the children hid themselves....

[bugbear]

along with the elephant in

[jianwei85]

pain as he is constipating

[bugbear]

after consuming a ton of

[Teeque]

bachang which made it belch

[jianwei85]

until the cow next door

[Teeque]

threw up and drop dead.

[PeterHng]

But the cow suddenly resurrected

[bugbear]

because it wasn't really dead

[gtl]

and michael kicked and confirm.......

[mon]

that Billie Jean was it's

[Joe Gomez]

Biological Mum and legal guardian.

[wsl]

But deny that it was

[KH EE]

what it was to be

[MsJee]

After i have finished showering,

[jianwei85]

forgot bout Jeans from Billie

[wsl]

and michael keeps reminding me

[KH EE]

he said, "beat it, billie

[gtl]

and whip it too billy.........

[libra]

just out of nowhere a

[AllUrban]

police man appeared, riding fast, on a

[gtl]

harley, with his thing hanging....

[bm007snr]

very loosely. Suddenly, he fell

[Teeque]

hook, line and sinker for

[jianwei85]

an ah lian walking opposite

[PeterHng]

why was it so ar ...

[ghj]

think and think until crack

[PeterHng]

already exceeded your words limitation

[ghj]

already realized and change already

[PeterHng]

Good pls follow next time

[ghj]

haiyoo.. why tell two times

[PeterHng]

ok ok let's change topic

[mon]

think and think until crack

and till all cows come ..

[Teeque]

All of a sudden, the

[lynndhia]

fair fella called Michael

[mon]

Chong or something, said.." Oi!

[Teeque]

"Who can speak Mandarin here?"

[evecyanide]

he looked left and right

[mon]

..Choh ma kai? someone speaks (in hakka)

[evecyanide]

he whirls around and sees

[mon]

orchi...with a red umbrella

[evecyanide]

and a cue stick on

[mon]

his left ear and ooh...

[evecyanide]

he accidentally pokes a policeman

[mon]

who was eating a durian

[evecyanide]

he glares at Orchi with

[mon]

his two front...teeth and

[evecyanide]

threw the durian seed straight

[mon]

into orchi's mouth....Gulp! goes

[evecyanide]

the seed, suddenly Orchi belched

[mon]

and out came an alien that

[jianwei85]

'collected' umbrella from halo cafe

[mon]

and looked like Jianwei. Phew!

[evecyanide]

The alien had a thousand

[mon]

dumplings to be given away

[evecyanide]

served with little colored umbrellas

[jianwei85]

"Oh! My Gosh!" said the

[evecyanide]

alien's wife who suddenly appeared

[mon]

that looked like Peter Hng? :D

[evecyanide]

Wifey 'peter hg lookalike' screeched...

[mon]

while having a brain transplant

[evecyanide]

the doc discovered that she

[mon]

has many enemies and it's scary

[jianwei85]

as her friend evecyanide promised

[Teeque]

everyone will get banana-ed by

[jianwei85]

the referee as they played

[Teeque]

five stones while singing the

[jianwei85]

ding dong song while eating

[bm007snr]

bananas. Meanwhile, thousands of pretty

[jianwei85]

young things mobbed a cow

[Teeque]

and the little dog laugh

[evecyanide]

followed by a sudden outburst

[ghj]

and a spritz of PERFUME

[evecyanide]

which reeked of Calvin Klein

[ghj]

and better resort to PRADA

[evecyanide]

Anyway, after a few minutes

[jianwei85]

the dog went after the

[mon]

rubbish collectors and woke the

[PeterHng]

neighbourhood with incessant barking and

[jianwei85]

with two legs hopped towards

[lynndhia]

the first thing it sees

[ghj]

is a BIG Oak Tree

[evecyanide]

which was growing barbie dolls

[Diana]

but it was anti plastic

[evecyanide]

so the barbies were melting

[Diana]

and releasing noxious fumes killing

[jianwei85]

little ants and cockroaches horibbly

[mon]

SiuKiong came to the rescue

[arbiter]

and found out it was

[mon]

arbiter in his leotards! :eek:

Suddenly

[PeterHng]

arbiter did a summersault and

[arbiter]

, PeterHng and the gangs were :D

[jianwei85]

wanted for making robot clones

[PeterHng]

for a star wars movie,

[jianwei85]

but they ran away with

[Teeque]

Lois with Superman hot on

[jianwei85]

robot clones' trail since Lois

[Max_Kang]

was kidnapped by superwomen who...

[arbiter]

wore their undies outside their

[jianwei85]

costumes and carrying M16s to

[arbiter]

ridicule the trolls n sweep

[jianwei85]

the floor with 3M mops

[arbiter]

which created a fight between

[evecyanide]

the elves and the hobbits

[bm007snr]

of Subang. It was definitely

[evecyanide]

a clash of the titans

[bm007snr]

which attracted a huge crowd.

[evecyanide]

Many people came with their

[bm007snr]

parangs, brooms, and cucumbers to

[evecyanide]

scare away the ugly ducklings

[USJ27Resident]

thinking it was bird flu :eek:

[jianwei85]

but someone bought siew pau

[ghj]

to give his gf eat

[evecyanide]

but Fiona was moody, so

[ghj]

he eat let Fiona see

[evecyanide]

with her bloodshot red eyes

[ghj]

she open her mouth widely

[PeterHng]

yawning, came back from KP,

[mon]

remembering the sea cucumbers look-alikes

[jianwei85]

being crushed by kuda-laut gang

[bm007snr]

. The earth suddenly shook, bringing

[arbiter]

Eve to release her dynamite

[evecyanide]

and it went 'BOOM' shackalaka

[arbiter]

Toink! eve managed to gather

[evecyanide]

an army of smelly trolls

[arbiter]

to be executed by KWChang

[bm007snr]

. Chang used bananas to hit

[arbiter]

below the belts of trolls

[evecyanide]

which made the trolls mad!

[bm007snr]

The trolls started getting ready

[evecyanide]

for a War! They couried

[swee_ann_tweety]

more green bananas from a

[evecyanide]

nearby plantation owned by a

[bm007snr]

a powerful tycoon named Chang.

[ghj]

TripleH lookalike that enjoys flowers

[evecyanide]

Chang was running out of

[jianwei85]

banana weapons n he resorted

[evecyanide]

to stuffing his socks with

[gtl]

banana and whack until pulp......

[alexhay]

appears all over the body...

[gtl]

tatoo which looks sexy.......

[jianwei85]

Meanwhile, commotion at the Beachfront

[alexhay]

where there were girls dancing on the table with only bikini...

[ginaphan]

tops and a drink in

[jianwei85]

their right hand while they

[Sasha]

unhooked their tops to reveal

[jianwei85]

a monstrous alien hiding between

[Sasha]

2 man-made mountain peaks

[tupai]

with miniture flags atop

[Sasha]

The alien took control of..

[tupai]

both mind & body

[Sasha]

and sent her galaxies away.

[jianwei85]

Alien hides head in duck (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060602/ap_on_fe_st/duck_x_ray;_ylt=AirM1ZlUtmuLHOTPgOHiQDus0NUE;_ylu= X3oDMTA3ODdxdHBhBHNlYwM5NjQ-)

[tupai]

i luvvvvv duck, goose and chicken

[Sasha]

'Fowl' play? hahha
Alien choked on some duck

[bm007snr]

Suddenly, a female gorilla came

[jianwei85]

and hit the alien's back

[bm007snr]

, causing the alien to scream

[evecyanide]

and hair started growing all

[ghj]

while mutating into something really

[evecyanide]

beautiful, similar to a butterfly.

[Sasha]

It fluttered to the gorilla's...

[evecyanide]

big fat behind and jabbed

[Sasha]

him with alien mutating serum

[evecyanide]

which immediately transformed him into

[gtl]

super dude, the handsome one.....

[ginaphan]

eyed jack, who then went

[tupai]

bozo in Asia Cafe

[Sasha]

and played foosball with cupids

[evecyanide]

but the cupids suddenly disappeared

[ghj]

and there comes a super

[evecyanide]

mafia holding his golden parang

[jianwei85]

claws like wolverine, he chopped

[evecyanide]

whoever or whatever in sight.

[tupai]

...guts, knobby limbs, buffed nails

[ginaphan]

but not the barbie dolls

[alexhay]

Yes..they indeed chop barbie dolls...

[jianwei85]

as the barbie doll killer,

[PeterHng]

suddenly garfield came into picture,

[mon]

riding on a bmx and

[PeterHng]

with so many pyt and

[jianwei85]

posted article bout KP trip

who posted the article on KP trip

[mon]

which is the envy of many pcks.

[jianwei85]

Those pcks thinking something else

[jianwei85]

so they went eat Dim-sums

know who posted liao..hehe

[bm007snr]

in Ipoh. A beggar was

[ghj]

having a Fully Luxurious Meal.

[Sasha]

of crisp-skinned duck and

[alexhay]

suckling pig

[Sasha]

washed down with some Stout.

[bm007snr]

Alexhay paid for everything. The

[Sasha]

beggar thanked Alexhay and gave...

[alexhay]

him a handshake. Without any

[bm007snr]

hesitation, Alexhay slapped him! The

[Sasha]

beggar grabbed Alex's expensive bicycle ..

[bm007snr]

and cycled away due to

[evecyanide]

non-availability of his own wheels.

[ginaphan]

Meanwhile, a crowd was building up....

[evecyanide]

to witness this freak show

[Sasha]

Bellydancers and jugglers joined in....

[evecyanide]

the carnival. Meanwhile, in another