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ghj
09-02-2007, 08:26 AM
good for digestion and thus ~~~~

AdeLine
09-02-2007, 09:49 AM
visiting toilet for numerous occassions

Blue Jasmine
09-02-2007, 10:54 AM
just to ease the pain

coleslaw
09-02-2007, 11:34 AM
oh dear, where's the tissue

AllUrban
09-02-2007, 03:35 PM
?" asked the sad taxi driver.

mimosa
09-02-2007, 03:38 PM
Suddenly, the whole place collapsed ...

AllUrban
09-02-2007, 03:44 PM
with a thunderous sound, scaring

coleslaw
09-02-2007, 05:25 PM
the sh*t out of everyone

PeterHng
09-02-2007, 05:38 PM
as happened recently at Subang-Parade

kitkat
09-02-2007, 05:57 PM
but soon, it'll be forgotten

PeterHng
09-02-2007, 06:11 PM
not issues for next GE

Sugarfree
09-02-2007, 11:36 PM
And we shall vote wisely.

Good Guy
10-02-2007, 12:54 AM
Time for a refreshing change!

Sugarfree
10-02-2007, 12:55 AM
Time to remove the clowns.

coleslaw
10-02-2007, 02:04 PM
send them to funny farm

evecyanide
10-02-2007, 06:52 PM
to put some humour in

coleslaw
10-02-2007, 07:12 PM
so called decisions made by

Sugarfree
10-02-2007, 07:46 PM
Comedy Court which has recently...

coleslaw
10-02-2007, 07:49 PM
featured loga and indy who

Sugarfree
10-02-2007, 08:47 PM
were so funny poking fun...

coleslaw
10-02-2007, 09:11 PM
at everything under the sun

Sugarfree
10-02-2007, 09:33 PM
Suddenly, a chilly wind blows...

kitkat
10-02-2007, 10:22 PM
Krisman's sarong up in the

Sugarfree
10-02-2007, 11:08 PM
air, exposing a sight so...

coleslaw
10-02-2007, 11:48 PM
comical..sight of small mushroom

Sugarfree
10-02-2007, 11:56 PM
which send the ladies into...

coleslaw
10-02-2007, 11:58 PM
fits of giggles and laughter

Sugarfree
11-02-2007, 12:21 AM
One of the bolder ladies...

Good Guy
11-02-2007, 01:43 AM
grabbed the mushrooms and cut

jianwei85
11-02-2007, 02:12 AM
his right finger and left

kitkat
11-02-2007, 08:49 AM
leg because hooks and sticks

Sugarfree
11-02-2007, 09:49 AM
won't be able to give...

coleslaw
11-02-2007, 11:41 AM
rise to bigger mushroom and

PeterHng
11-02-2007, 03:24 PM
therefore they have to alternatively

Sugarfree
11-02-2007, 09:52 PM
squeeze the right mushroom, then...

coleslaw
12-02-2007, 12:05 AM
he fell..... shouting in pain

Good Guy
12-02-2007, 12:55 AM
Who was he? I guess

Sugarfree
12-02-2007, 08:39 AM
he's got to be someone...

Firefly
12-02-2007, 08:41 AM
or maybe something.... :eek:

birdy
12-02-2007, 08:41 AM
that has imposed someone identity

Blue Jasmine
12-02-2007, 10:44 AM
to squeeze another big mushroom

kitkat
12-02-2007, 10:50 AM
for it's precious magic juice

Sugarfree
12-02-2007, 10:57 AM
up the AP lady's obnoxious...

coleslaw
12-02-2007, 12:40 PM
where the sun don't shine

PeterHng
12-02-2007, 01:48 PM
and leaves left to dry

birdy
12-02-2007, 01:50 PM
ground starts cracking and flaking

PeterHng
12-02-2007, 01:56 PM
only crocs will survive but

jojoC10
12-02-2007, 02:20 PM
something in the dark side ....

PeterHng
12-02-2007, 02:33 PM
tells me something is amissed

coleslaw
12-02-2007, 03:02 PM
.. story flow don't add up...

PeterHng
12-02-2007, 03:03 PM
then we correct it la:)

(peace)

coleslaw
12-02-2007, 03:08 PM
once upon a time, there

PeterHng
12-02-2007, 03:14 PM
was a hero who was

birdy
12-02-2007, 03:16 PM
ladylike but strong and fierce

PeterHng
12-02-2007, 03:21 PM
That made him very unapproachable

birdy
12-02-2007, 03:28 PM
One day, god decided to

coleslaw
12-02-2007, 03:33 PM
punish him. so god introduce

PeterHng
12-02-2007, 03:37 PM
a law forbidding fierce people

coleslaw
12-02-2007, 03:42 PM
called the gurkhas,who are

PeterHng
12-02-2007, 03:44 PM
forbidden to guard even houses

mimosa
12-02-2007, 04:41 PM
especially four storey satay mansions

Blue Jasmine
12-02-2007, 04:43 PM
with plenty of big mushrooms

denver
12-02-2007, 06:47 PM
located in the middle of

Sugarfree
12-02-2007, 06:50 PM
the Red Sea where thousands..

coleslaw
12-02-2007, 07:17 PM
were laid out to dry

denver
12-02-2007, 07:55 PM
on a ship called Karam.

Sugarfree
12-02-2007, 07:59 PM
Sliding down the pole, Kate...

coleslaw
12-02-2007, 08:01 PM
changed the name to titanic!

evecyanide
12-02-2007, 10:05 PM
Lo and behold, the Titanic

coleslaw
12-02-2007, 11:02 PM
is also a pub in ttdi...

Sugarfree
12-02-2007, 11:06 PM
where people drink to forget :p

Good Guy
13-02-2007, 12:46 AM
While others drink to remember

ghj
13-02-2007, 09:05 AM
what it feels like to ~~~

coleslaw
13-02-2007, 10:17 AM
to sleep beside the toilet

Blue Jasmine
13-02-2007, 10:38 AM
after puking out the mushrooms

Sugarfree
13-02-2007, 10:47 AM
and getting stepped on by...

PeterHng
13-02-2007, 11:53 AM
the plotician everytime after GE:mad:

Sugarfree
13-02-2007, 11:54 AM
And shockingly, we vote them...

PeterHng
13-02-2007, 11:55 AM
everytime without fail. What's become

coleslaw
13-02-2007, 01:27 PM
of this country. come on

PeterHng
13-02-2007, 01:32 PM
Stop wining, vote to change:p

Sugarfree
13-02-2007, 01:53 PM
We can make a change.

AllUrban
13-02-2007, 02:00 PM
Selecting different foods from the .........

coleslaw
13-02-2007, 02:09 PM
major food groups! be healthy

PeterHng
13-02-2007, 03:00 PM
happy and wise, the saying

Blue Jasmine
13-02-2007, 03:04 PM
from the wise and old

PeterHng
13-02-2007, 03:11 PM
humpty dumpty. For a change

coleslaw
13-02-2007, 04:15 PM
a new leader..malaysia boleh

PeterHng
13-02-2007, 04:30 PM
must not talk but produce

Sugarfree
13-02-2007, 04:43 PM
babies but keep the in-laws...

denver
13-02-2007, 05:33 PM
far far away so that

Sugarfree
13-02-2007, 05:44 PM
all "exotic music" is outta...

evecyanide
13-02-2007, 07:13 PM
reach of those young, naive

Sugarfree
13-02-2007, 07:39 PM
but eager to learn Mat...

coleslaw
13-02-2007, 11:04 PM
exercises like yoga to improve

Good Guy
14-02-2007, 01:27 AM
your health, figure and beauty

mimosa
14-02-2007, 01:47 AM
Reaching for his AK-47, Tun ...

birdy
14-02-2007, 05:26 AM
headed straight for his enemy

Sugarfree
14-02-2007, 09:08 AM
Aiming straight for his heart...

coleslaw
14-02-2007, 10:49 AM
hell..there's no bullet loaded

Sugarfree
14-02-2007, 10:57 AM
but he has some C-4

coleslaw
14-02-2007, 12:10 PM
but he left it behind!!!

mimosa
14-02-2007, 12:12 PM
Quickly, he pulled out his

coleslaw
14-02-2007, 12:24 PM
blue pills..blue pills??? what

PeterHng
14-02-2007, 12:27 PM
are you talking about mam? :confused:

coleslaw
14-02-2007, 12:36 PM
aha...its a vitamin son,

PeterHng
14-02-2007, 12:38 PM
I trust you mummy, but:p

coleslaw
14-02-2007, 12:47 PM
not for you yet son

PeterHng
14-02-2007, 12:51 PM
but mummy I dun remember

coleslaw
14-02-2007, 01:01 PM
..take gingko son,it helps

PeterHng
14-02-2007, 01:06 PM
me to remember? who, what?

coleslaw
14-02-2007, 01:10 PM
son, your name is peter..

PeterHng
14-02-2007, 01:11 PM
thnx mummy but ur name?..:D

coleslaw
14-02-2007, 01:16 PM
son, i'm mummmy to you..

PeterHng
14-02-2007, 01:18 PM
son, i'm mummmy to you..

Mummy, y so many m's?

(thinking abt money, money, money tonite in lieu of valentine outing izzit:D:):p)

coleslaw
14-02-2007, 01:21 PM
must ask papa for more...

PeterHng
14-02-2007, 01:24 PM
ya mummmy, remember to share-share..;)

AllUrban
14-02-2007, 01:34 PM
"Sharing is caring," said Daddy.

Blue Jasmine
14-02-2007, 01:35 PM
caring is loving said mummy

coleslaw
14-02-2007, 02:05 PM
mummy loves caring for diamonds..

AdeLine
14-02-2007, 02:21 PM
of 5 carats which sparkled

coleslaw
14-02-2007, 02:29 PM
like my eyes...oh my

mimosa
14-02-2007, 04:14 PM
daddy swallowed the blue pills ...

PeterHng
14-02-2007, 04:29 PM
and all came to standstill;)

coleslaw
14-02-2007, 05:10 PM
son, call the ambulance quick....

PeterHng
14-02-2007, 05:12 PM
911 or 999, which mummy?

coleslaw
14-02-2007, 05:16 PM
silly boy..911..no.....999

PeterHng
14-02-2007, 05:18 PM
I am confused now mummy... :confused:

Sugarfree
14-02-2007, 05:34 PM
Indon maid2 put out 'fire'! :p

kitkat
14-02-2007, 06:24 PM
That's was Tuan's Valentine's surprise

Sugarfree
14-02-2007, 06:37 PM
Served only when mommy's out :p

mimosa
14-02-2007, 06:58 PM
Tun pulled out his protective ...

Sugarfree
14-02-2007, 07:01 PM
tool, to the horror of...

coleslaw
14-02-2007, 07:10 PM
the maid. it's cheecheongfun..

Sugarfree
14-02-2007, 07:12 PM
the maid. it's cheecheongfun..
(4 words, buddy! should be 5 la :p Relax, bro! ;) )

6" of prawn-stuffed cheecheongfun..

kitkat
14-02-2007, 07:25 PM
extra sambal and chicken feet

Sugarfree
14-02-2007, 07:43 PM
with plenty of yummy mayonnaise

kitkat
14-02-2007, 09:42 PM
on tuna sweet corn sandwich

coleslaw
14-02-2007, 11:33 PM
yucks..hotdog better,coney style

Sugarfree
14-02-2007, 11:45 PM
girlfriend likes hotdog with mayonnaise

kitkat
15-02-2007, 07:13 AM
lucky, not cavier and champagne

PeterHng
15-02-2007, 01:32 PM
or else bankrupt-la before CNY:D

Sugarfree
15-02-2007, 02:12 PM
Giving angpows can go bankrupt2!

AdeLine
15-02-2007, 02:20 PM
Borrow money here and there

AllUrban
15-02-2007, 02:38 PM
Giving angpows can go bankrupt2!
"Borrow money here and there"said Tun."You have to...."

kitkat
15-02-2007, 03:21 PM
invest money, to make money".

AdeLine
15-02-2007, 04:11 PM
High risk high gain though

PeterHng
15-02-2007, 04:20 PM
but once bitten twice shy

jules
15-02-2007, 04:23 PM
hmmm....no pain no gain,

Sugarfree
15-02-2007, 04:25 PM
uhhh...no marriage no suffering :p

AdeLine
15-02-2007, 04:40 PM
Marry for love, not money

PeterHng
15-02-2007, 04:42 PM
and you'd live to regret

Sugarfree
15-02-2007, 04:48 PM
marry for sex, also regret :p

PeterHng
15-02-2007, 04:55 PM
marry for all then ok

Sugarfree
15-02-2007, 04:59 PM
wrong. :p marry 4 then ok. :D

AdeLine
15-02-2007, 05:06 PM
wanna marry FOUR.... Sugarfree bin.... :D

Sugarfree
15-02-2007, 05:13 PM
4 mother-in-laws, fun!

AdeLine
15-02-2007, 05:18 PM
play mahjong day & night

Sugarfree
15-02-2007, 05:36 PM
cannot. kena raid how la? :p

AdeLine
15-02-2007, 07:34 PM
Running like crazy cows across...

PeterHng
15-02-2007, 09:38 PM
the padi field, he was

coleslaw
15-02-2007, 09:42 PM
huffing and puffing,panting,sweating

PeterHng
15-02-2007, 09:47 PM
bcos din exercise for ages:)

Sugarfree
15-02-2007, 09:55 PM
And, there it is...True Fitness!

PeterHng
15-02-2007, 09:56 PM
They've been pestering ppl to

coleslaw
15-02-2007, 09:58 PM
sign up and exercise more

Sugarfree
15-02-2007, 09:59 PM
when all we have to....

PeterHng
15-02-2007, 10:07 PM
was to walk around park

Sugarfree
15-02-2007, 10:14 PM
and save tons of $

PeterHng
15-02-2007, 10:18 PM
and breathed fresh air too

Sugarfree
15-02-2007, 10:24 PM
eye candy in park, too

kitkat
15-02-2007, 10:44 PM
careful, can cause nose bleed

Sugarfree
15-02-2007, 11:09 PM
uhh..bring more tissues lor :p

kitkat
15-02-2007, 11:31 PM
like been there, done that

Sugarfree
15-02-2007, 11:34 PM
bought the t-shirt oredi ah?

mimosa
16-02-2007, 03:33 AM
Tun asked his sidekick Zam

birdy
16-02-2007, 06:03 AM
to form khalwat special force

Sugarfree
16-02-2007, 08:27 AM
but there was a problem

coleslaw
16-02-2007, 08:57 AM
JAIS not willing to compromise

birdy
16-02-2007, 09:19 AM
Tun was so furious, he

coleslaw
16-02-2007, 09:21 AM
wants to be part of

birdy
16-02-2007, 09:39 AM
A-Team to save the bolehland

Sugarfree
16-02-2007, 09:41 AM
He got himself some C4...

mimosa
16-02-2007, 09:56 AM
and some C5 (improved version)

Choon1980
16-02-2007, 10:10 AM
fortunately, the mongolian models were

Sugarfree
16-02-2007, 11:12 AM
smart enough to put on...

AllUrban
16-02-2007, 11:14 AM
their protective belts. Tun started

coleslaw
16-02-2007, 01:17 PM
to cuss... the god**mn belt...

PeterHng
16-02-2007, 01:23 PM
too tight, too uncomfortable, very

AllUrban
16-02-2007, 02:12 PM
hot and sweaty. AI knew

PeterHng
16-02-2007, 02:22 PM
and therefore avoided those with

coleslaw
16-02-2007, 06:00 PM
visible panty line! wear thongs

denver
16-02-2007, 06:04 PM
and enjoy freedom like you

umadavid
16-02-2007, 06:56 PM
never did before but cold

coleslaw
16-02-2007, 10:29 PM
places can be uncomfortable if

Sugarfree
16-02-2007, 10:37 PM
if you're only wearing your...

birdy
16-02-2007, 10:54 PM
boxer and go for disco

Good Guy
17-02-2007, 12:46 AM
(Ai yo, where got continuity of story Lah)

It was all a dream.

jianwei85
17-02-2007, 03:16 AM
So he thought! The COBRA

coleslaw
17-02-2007, 08:55 AM
alarm in his beemer triggered

Sugarfree
17-02-2007, 11:40 AM
attracting the attention of Ah-Lian...

birdy
17-02-2007, 11:57 AM
and Ah Hoay. Both quickly

kitkat
18-02-2007, 12:11 AM
removed their 6" platform shoes

Sugarfree
18-02-2007, 12:34 AM
and 70's bell bottoms and...

arbiter
18-02-2007, 01:42 AM
all their ah beng's phone

Good Guy
18-02-2007, 02:12 AM
(I give up, good-bye)

Suddenly all blown into smitherings!

Sugarfree
18-02-2007, 02:22 AM
A new day begins. Alice...

ghj
18-02-2007, 05:33 PM
and her unshakable companion started ~~~

evecyanide
18-02-2007, 09:14 PM
to scale the highest mountain

PeterHng
19-02-2007, 12:31 AM
despite all the adversities stacked

coleslaw
19-02-2007, 09:57 AM
against them in bolehland and

PeterHng
19-02-2007, 11:05 AM
all the discouraging news about

evecyanide
19-02-2007, 12:45 PM
how Godzilla will be able

PeterHng
19-02-2007, 03:30 PM
to reap benefits without working

kitkat
19-02-2007, 11:16 PM
a sweat, by Ali Baba's

PeterHng
20-02-2007, 12:47 AM
standard which gomen turned blind

evecyanide
20-02-2007, 12:41 PM
, pretending not to see the

Sugarfree
20-02-2007, 12:43 PM
the suffering of the people.

evecyanide
20-02-2007, 12:45 PM
Speaking of suffering, the poor

Sugarfree
20-02-2007, 01:45 PM
have you heard of the...

kitkat
20-02-2007, 03:40 PM
little boy who cried "wolf"?

Sugarfree
20-02-2007, 04:07 PM
Yes and I'm quite surprised...

jules
20-02-2007, 07:20 PM
enam ratus juta ringgits,cukup ?

kitkat
20-02-2007, 09:55 PM
Never, the more the merrier

Sugarfree
20-02-2007, 10:14 PM
Limit's four, by the way :p

orchipalar
20-02-2007, 10:15 PM
Err...never say never again...Bond.

Sugarfree
20-02-2007, 10:28 PM
And there he is, a

kitkat
21-02-2007, 10:55 AM
walking down the street, singing

Sugarfree
21-02-2007, 11:20 AM
in the rain with Jenna...

kitkat
21-02-2007, 11:40 AM
the daughter of Mrs Robinson

coleslaw
21-02-2007, 11:51 AM
who's a graduate in art

Sugarfree
21-02-2007, 11:59 AM
at University Malaya where students

umadavid
21-02-2007, 02:58 PM
streak through campus for pleasure

birdy
21-02-2007, 03:05 PM
when they should be studying

kitkat
21-02-2007, 03:14 PM
all work and no play

umadavid
21-02-2007, 03:31 PM
makes students do crazy things

Sugarfree
21-02-2007, 05:47 PM
like beating up other students

kitkat
21-02-2007, 09:49 PM
the new physical contact event

Sugarfree
21-02-2007, 10:40 PM
as endorsed by KJ the...

kitkat
21-02-2007, 11:03 PM
as endorsed by KJ the...
mascot for Mat Rempit Club

Sugarfree
21-02-2007, 11:05 PM
Before you know it, KJ...

AllUrban
22-02-2007, 01:03 PM
was encouraging everyone to smile

coleslaw
22-02-2007, 05:00 PM
you're on candid camera dude

Sugarfree
22-02-2007, 05:39 PM
Turning around, Suria is shocked...

umadavid
22-02-2007, 05:55 PM
to find a camera aimed

Sugarfree
22-02-2007, 06:19 PM
at her cute little toes

kitkat
22-02-2007, 09:57 PM
Suddenly, they changed into snakes

coleslaw
22-02-2007, 10:30 PM
ala medusa, then she fell

umadavid
22-02-2007, 10:39 PM
grabbed by famous Chef who...

Sugarfree
22-02-2007, 11:08 PM
had just finished cooking for...