The NeverEnding Story

[ghj]

good for digestion and thus ~~~~

[AdeLine]

visiting toilet for numerous occassions

[Blue Jasmine]

just to ease the pain

[coleslaw]

oh dear, where's the tissue

[AllUrban]

?" asked the sad taxi driver.

[mimosa]

Suddenly, the whole place collapsed ...

[AllUrban]

with a thunderous sound, scaring

[coleslaw]

the sh*t out of everyone

[PeterHng]

as happened recently at Subang-Parade

[kitkat]

but soon, it'll be forgotten

[PeterHng]

not issues for next GE

[Sugarfree]

And we shall vote wisely.

[Good Guy]

Time for a refreshing change!

[Sugarfree]

Time to remove the clowns.

[coleslaw]

send them to funny farm

[evecyanide]

to put some humour in

[coleslaw]

so called decisions made by

[Sugarfree]

Comedy Court which has recently...

[coleslaw]

featured loga and indy who

[Sugarfree]

were so funny poking fun...

[coleslaw]

at everything under the sun

[Sugarfree]

Suddenly, a chilly wind blows...

[kitkat]

Krisman's sarong up in the

[Sugarfree]

air, exposing a sight so...

[coleslaw]

comical..sight of small mushroom

[Sugarfree]

which send the ladies into...

[coleslaw]

fits of giggles and laughter

[Sugarfree]

One of the bolder ladies...

[Good Guy]

grabbed the mushrooms and cut

[jianwei85]

his right finger and left

[kitkat]

leg because hooks and sticks

[Sugarfree]

won't be able to give...

[coleslaw]

rise to bigger mushroom and

[PeterHng]

therefore they have to alternatively

[Sugarfree]

squeeze the right mushroom, then...

[coleslaw]

he fell..... shouting in pain

[Good Guy]

Who was he? I guess

[Sugarfree]

he's got to be someone...

[Firefly]

or maybe something.... :eek:

[birdy]

that has imposed someone identity

[Blue Jasmine]

to squeeze another big mushroom

[kitkat]

for it's precious magic juice

[Sugarfree]

up the AP lady's obnoxious...

[coleslaw]

where the sun don't shine

[PeterHng]

and leaves left to dry

[birdy]

ground starts cracking and flaking

[PeterHng]

only crocs will survive but

[jojoC10]

something in the dark side ....

[PeterHng]

tells me something is amissed

[coleslaw]

.. story flow don't add up...

[PeterHng]

then we correct it la:)

(peace)

[coleslaw]

once upon a time, there

[PeterHng]

was a hero who was

[birdy]

ladylike but strong and fierce

[PeterHng]

That made him very unapproachable

[birdy]

One day, god decided to

[coleslaw]

punish him. so god introduce

[PeterHng]

a law forbidding fierce people

[coleslaw]

called the gurkhas,who are

[PeterHng]

forbidden to guard even houses

[mimosa]

especially four storey satay mansions

[Blue Jasmine]

with plenty of big mushrooms

[denver]

located in the middle of

[Sugarfree]

the Red Sea where thousands..

[coleslaw]

were laid out to dry

[denver]

on a ship called Karam.

[Sugarfree]

Sliding down the pole, Kate...

[coleslaw]

changed the name to titanic!

[evecyanide]

Lo and behold, the Titanic

[coleslaw]

is also a pub in ttdi...

[Sugarfree]

where people drink to forget :p

[Good Guy]

While others drink to remember

[ghj]

what it feels like to ~~~

[coleslaw]

to sleep beside the toilet

[Blue Jasmine]

after puking out the mushrooms

[Sugarfree]

and getting stepped on by...

[PeterHng]

the plotician everytime after GE:mad:

[Sugarfree]

And shockingly, we vote them...

[PeterHng]

everytime without fail. What's become

[coleslaw]

of this country. come on

[PeterHng]

Stop wining, vote to change:p

[Sugarfree]

We can make a change.

[AllUrban]

Selecting different foods from the .........

[coleslaw]

major food groups! be healthy

[PeterHng]

happy and wise, the saying

[Blue Jasmine]

from the wise and old

[PeterHng]

humpty dumpty. For a change

[coleslaw]

a new leader..malaysia boleh

[PeterHng]

must not talk but produce

[Sugarfree]

babies but keep the in-laws...

[denver]

far far away so that

[Sugarfree]

all "exotic music" is outta...

[evecyanide]

reach of those young, naive

[Sugarfree]

but eager to learn Mat...

[coleslaw]

exercises like yoga to improve

[Good Guy]

your health, figure and beauty

[mimosa]

Reaching for his AK-47, Tun ...

[birdy]

headed straight for his enemy

[Sugarfree]

Aiming straight for his heart...

[coleslaw]

hell..there's no bullet loaded

[Sugarfree]

but he has some C-4

[coleslaw]

but he left it behind!!!

[mimosa]

Quickly, he pulled out his

[coleslaw]

blue pills..blue pills??? what

[PeterHng]

are you talking about maám? :confused:

[coleslaw]

aha...its a vitamin son,

[PeterHng]

I trust you mummy, but:p

[coleslaw]

not for you yet son

[PeterHng]

but mummy I dun remember

[coleslaw]

..take gingko son,it helps

[PeterHng]

me to remember? who, what?

[coleslaw]

son, your name is peter..

[PeterHng]

thnx mummy but ur name?..:D

[coleslaw]

son, i'm mummmy to you..

[PeterHng]

son, i'm mummmy to you..

Mummy, y so many m's?

(thinking abt money, money, money tonite in lieu of valentine outing izzit:D:):p)

[coleslaw]

must ask papa for more...

[PeterHng]

ya mummmy, remember to share-share..;)

[AllUrban]

"Sharing is caring," said Daddy.

[Blue Jasmine]

caring is loving said mummy

[coleslaw]

mummy loves caring for diamonds..

[AdeLine]

of 5 carats which sparkled

[coleslaw]

like my eyes...oh my

[mimosa]

daddy swallowed the blue pills ...

[PeterHng]

and all came to standstill;)

[coleslaw]

son, call the ambulance quick....

[PeterHng]

911 or 999, which mummy?

[coleslaw]

silly boy..911..no.....999

[PeterHng]

I am confused now mummy... :confused:

[Sugarfree]

Indon maid2 put out 'fire'! :p

[kitkat]

That's was Tuan's Valentine's surprise

[Sugarfree]

Served only when mommy's out :p

[mimosa]

Tun pulled out his protective ...

[Sugarfree]

tool, to the horror of...

[coleslaw]

the maid. it's cheecheongfun..

[Sugarfree]

the maid. it's cheecheongfun..
(4 words, buddy! should be 5 la :p Relax, bro! ;) )

6" of prawn-stuffed cheecheongfun..

[kitkat]

extra sambal and chicken feet

[Sugarfree]

with plenty of yummy mayonnaise

[kitkat]

on tuna sweet corn sandwich

[coleslaw]

yucks..hotdog better,coney style

[Sugarfree]

girlfriend likes hotdog with mayonnaise

[kitkat]

lucky, not cavier and champagne

[PeterHng]

or else bankrupt-la before CNY:D

[Sugarfree]

Giving angpows can go bankrupt2!

[AdeLine]

Borrow money here and there

[AllUrban]

Giving angpows can go bankrupt2!
"Borrow money here and there"said Tun."You have to...."

[kitkat]

invest money, to make money".

[AdeLine]

High risk high gain though

[PeterHng]

but once bitten twice shy

[jules]

hmmm....no pain no gain,

[Sugarfree]

uhhh...no marriage no suffering :p

[AdeLine]

Marry for love, not money

[PeterHng]

and you'd live to regret

[Sugarfree]

marry for sex, also regret :p

[PeterHng]

marry for all then ok

[Sugarfree]

wrong. :p marry 4 then ok. :D

[AdeLine]

wanna marry FOUR.... Sugarfree bin.... :D

[Sugarfree]

4 mother-in-laws, fun!

[AdeLine]

play mahjong day & night

[Sugarfree]

cannot. kena raid how la? :p

[AdeLine]

Running like crazy cows across...

[PeterHng]

the padi field, he was

[coleslaw]

huffing and puffing,panting,sweating

[PeterHng]

bcos din exercise for ages:)

[Sugarfree]

And, there it is...True Fitness!

[PeterHng]

They've been pestering ppl to

[coleslaw]

sign up and exercise more

[Sugarfree]

when all we have to....

[PeterHng]

was to walk around park

[Sugarfree]

and save tons of $

[PeterHng]

and breathed fresh air too

[Sugarfree]

eye candy in park, too

[kitkat]

careful, can cause nose bleed

[Sugarfree]

uhh..bring more tissues lor :p

[kitkat]

like been there, done that

[Sugarfree]

bought the t-shirt oredi ah?

[mimosa]

Tun asked his sidekick Zam

[birdy]

to form khalwat special force

[Sugarfree]

but there was a problem

[coleslaw]

JAIS not willing to compromise

[birdy]

Tun was so furious, he

[coleslaw]

wants to be part of

[birdy]

A-Team to save the bolehland

[Sugarfree]

He got himself some C4...

[mimosa]

and some C5 (improved version)

[Choon1980]

fortunately, the mongolian models were

[Sugarfree]

smart enough to put on...

[AllUrban]

their protective belts. Tun started

[coleslaw]

to cuss... the god**mn belt...

[PeterHng]

too tight, too uncomfortable, very

[AllUrban]

hot and sweaty. AI knew

[PeterHng]

and therefore avoided those with

[coleslaw]

visible panty line! wear thongs

[denver]

and enjoy freedom like you

[umadavid]

never did before but cold

[coleslaw]

places can be uncomfortable if

[Sugarfree]

if you're only wearing your...

[birdy]

boxer and go for disco

[Good Guy]

(Ai yo, where got continuity of story Lah)

It was all a dream.

[jianwei85]

So he thought! The COBRA

[coleslaw]

alarm in his beemer triggered

[Sugarfree]

attracting the attention of Ah-Lian...

[birdy]

and Ah Hoay. Both quickly

[kitkat]

removed their 6" platform shoes

[Sugarfree]

and 70's bell bottoms and...

[arbiter]

all their ah beng's phone

[Good Guy]

(I give up, good-bye)

Suddenly all blown into smitherings!

[Sugarfree]

A new day begins. Alice...

[ghj]

and her unshakable companion started ~~~

[evecyanide]

to scale the highest mountain

[PeterHng]

despite all the adversities stacked

[coleslaw]

against them in bolehland and

[PeterHng]

all the discouraging news about

[evecyanide]

how Godzilla will be able

[PeterHng]

to reap benefits without working

[kitkat]

a sweat, by Ali Baba's

[PeterHng]

standard which gomen turned blind

[evecyanide]

, pretending not to see the

[Sugarfree]

the suffering of the people.

[evecyanide]

Speaking of suffering, the poor

[Sugarfree]

have you heard of the...

[kitkat]

little boy who cried "wolf"?

[Sugarfree]

Yes and I'm quite surprised...

[jules]

enam ratus juta ringgits,cukup ?

[kitkat]

Never, the more the merrier

[Sugarfree]

Limit's four, by the way :p

[orchipalar]

Err...never say never again...Bond.

[Sugarfree]

And there he is, a

[kitkat]

walking down the street, singing

[Sugarfree]

in the rain with Jenna...

[kitkat]

the daughter of Mrs Robinson

[coleslaw]

who's a graduate in art

[Sugarfree]

at University Malaya where students

[umadavid]

streak through campus for pleasure

[birdy]

when they should be studying

[kitkat]

all work and no play

[umadavid]

makes students do crazy things

[Sugarfree]

like beating up other students

[kitkat]

the new physical contact event

[Sugarfree]

as endorsed by KJ the...

[kitkat]

as endorsed by KJ the...
mascot for Mat Rempit Club

[Sugarfree]

Before you know it, KJ...

[AllUrban]

was encouraging everyone to smile

[coleslaw]

you're on candid camera dude

[Sugarfree]

Turning around, Suria is shocked...

[umadavid]

to find a camera aimed

[Sugarfree]

at her cute little toes

[kitkat]

Suddenly, they changed into snakes

[coleslaw]

ala medusa, then she fell

[umadavid]

grabbed by famous Chef who...

[Sugarfree]

had just finished cooking for...