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Sugarfree
16-01-2007, 12:25 PM
jilted bear. As KJ was...
evecyanide
16-01-2007, 12:34 PM
cavorting around in a skimpy
Sugarfree
16-01-2007, 12:46 PM
lingerie, shocking everyone with his..
evecyanide
16-01-2007, 12:58 PM
white, minute, thong with laces
Sugarfree
16-01-2007, 01:19 PM
and his transparent black bra.
Choon1980
16-01-2007, 01:53 PM
Arnold suddenly had an epiphany,...
Good Guy
17-01-2007, 12:21 AM
It was just a nightmare
evecyanide
17-01-2007, 08:17 AM
cos the divine being was
ghj
17-01-2007, 08:23 AM
mistaken as something else which ~~~
Sugarfree
17-01-2007, 10:23 AM
is a surprise simply because...
evecyanide
17-01-2007, 01:13 PM
her emaciated body was blue
Sugarfree
17-01-2007, 01:31 PM
Walking towards the blond girl,...
AllUrban
17-01-2007, 02:54 PM
KJ suddenly realized that he
Sugarfree
17-01-2007, 03:59 PM
has forgotten to zip up...
kitkat
17-01-2007, 08:51 PM
Simon's pants and Paula is
Sugarfree
17-01-2007, 09:00 PM
laughing uncontrollably at the size...
Good Guy
18-01-2007, 12:12 AM
of Simon's little finger and
Sugarfree
18-01-2007, 12:18 AM
truth to be told, it..
jianwei85
18-01-2007, 01:06 AM
was a giant winter melon!
evecyanide
18-01-2007, 08:27 AM
Meanwhile, Randy was unhappy with
ghj
18-01-2007, 08:33 AM
what he doesn't have which ~~~
evecyanide
18-01-2007, 09:03 AM
he thinks would probably take
Sugarfree
18-01-2007, 09:28 AM
a lifetime to find unless..
evecyanide
18-01-2007, 09:35 AM
he obtains a plethora of
Sugarfree
18-01-2007, 09:50 AM
pearls from AAB's treasure chest
ghj
18-01-2007, 01:58 PM
dugged out from the deepest ~~~
Blue Jasmine
18-01-2007, 04:15 PM
hole in the straits of
jojoC10
18-01-2007, 04:24 PM
Malacca, and continue the journey
Sugarfree
18-01-2007, 04:57 PM
to Ipoh Old Town where...
Good Guy
19-01-2007, 12:13 AM
he could have a cup..
Sugarfree
19-01-2007, 01:34 AM
of steaming hot white coffee.
ghj
19-01-2007, 09:00 AM
Sipping his beloved cup of ~~~
Sugarfree
19-01-2007, 09:58 AM
coffee.Looking up, he saw...
jojoC10
19-01-2007, 12:26 PM
Ang Lee, the famouse director ...
ghj
19-01-2007, 01:27 PM
offering him the lifetime opportunity ~~~
AllUrban
19-01-2007, 04:55 PM
appearing as a Kung Fu
Sugarfree
19-01-2007, 06:13 PM
master alongside chow yun fat
Good Guy
19-01-2007, 11:21 PM
Fat dream, only a dream
Sugarfree
20-01-2007, 01:29 AM
but then again, success begins...
kellyk
20-01-2007, 04:06 PM
with building a dream that...
Sugarfree
20-01-2007, 05:41 PM
is practical and approved by...
evecyanide
20-01-2007, 07:18 PM
the vile and vicious emperor
Good Guy
20-01-2007, 11:56 PM
Can you guess which emperor?
Sugarfree
21-01-2007, 12:51 AM
That I don't know but...
evecyanide
21-01-2007, 04:40 PM
she had eyes so big,
Sugarfree
21-01-2007, 07:10 PM
and a butt so huge...
kellyk
21-01-2007, 09:43 PM
and a chest so broad,
Good Guy
21-01-2007, 10:46 PM
A mystery! A female emperor!
Sugarfree
21-01-2007, 11:13 PM
A fat empress, no less.
kellyk
21-01-2007, 11:22 PM
However, fat is beautiful in
Sugarfree
22-01-2007, 12:12 AM
the eye of the obese. :p
kitkat
22-01-2007, 03:19 PM
In BIG is beautiful land..
Choon1980
22-01-2007, 05:46 PM
,the thin are outcasts with...
Sugarfree
22-01-2007, 10:10 PM
only one chance to make...
Good Guy
22-01-2007, 11:19 PM
oneself as fat as a
Sugarfree
22-01-2007, 11:39 PM
250 pound hairy gorilla and...
kitkat
23-01-2007, 10:34 AM
body covered with coconut oil
AllUrban
23-01-2007, 11:37 AM
and that is to eat
Choon1980
23-01-2007, 01:45 PM
nasi kandar in Australia with...
mimosa
23-01-2007, 02:06 PM
chopsticks while floating about in
Choon1980
23-01-2007, 02:24 PM
a yellow submarine with Lucy...
Sugarfree
23-01-2007, 05:36 PM
in the sky staring down...
ghj
23-01-2007, 07:44 PM
and started to release alot ~~~~
mimosa
23-01-2007, 09:07 PM
of little bubbles that resembled
Sugarfree
23-01-2007, 09:42 PM
the pimples on Michael Jackson's...
kitkat
23-01-2007, 09:43 PM
sago floating in gula Melaka
Good Guy
23-01-2007, 11:14 PM
mixing with Penang assam laksa
Sugarfree
23-01-2007, 11:42 PM
Throw in Sister's charkeowtiau, too.
ghj
24-01-2007, 08:24 AM
Squelling in delight and also ~~~
Sugarfree
24-01-2007, 09:07 AM
at the same time, balancing...
mimosa
24-01-2007, 10:11 AM
the credit card debts and
Sugarfree
24-01-2007, 10:40 AM
all's well that ends well.
kitkat
24-01-2007, 12:40 PM
It is too good to
AllUrban
24-01-2007, 01:17 PM
think of the positive things
Sugarfree
24-01-2007, 01:32 PM
when you are in Bolehland
jojoC10
24-01-2007, 05:46 PM
but you will never know
mimosa
24-01-2007, 05:54 PM
when the Jupiterians will invade
Sugarfree
24-01-2007, 06:14 PM
or the keris-waving fellas
ghj
24-01-2007, 07:21 PM
rushing to get the last ~~~
kitkat
24-01-2007, 11:05 PM
piece of "dodol" available in
Sugarfree
24-01-2007, 11:50 PM
Salmah's house from last Raya
Good Guy
25-01-2007, 01:46 AM
Now waiting for open house
ghj
25-01-2007, 08:15 AM
, ready with plates and lots ~~~
birdy
25-01-2007, 08:34 AM
ringworms and scorpions as appetizer
evecyanide
25-01-2007, 09:19 AM
with spicy wasabi guacamole dips
Sugarfree
25-01-2007, 09:54 AM
Hands washed, everyone's waiting to
mimosa
25-01-2007, 10:37 AM
go lychee dipping in the
Sugarfree
25-01-2007, 11:22 AM
therapeutic hot springs of Tambun
AllUrban
25-01-2007, 01:52 PM
which are very hard to
kitkat
25-01-2007, 03:31 PM
make hard boiled eggs for
mimosa
25-01-2007, 03:46 PM
absorbing the 'wind' from your
Good Guy
25-01-2007, 11:38 PM
stomache without even eating anything
ghj
26-01-2007, 08:24 AM
but are you sure that ~~
evecyanide
26-01-2007, 08:41 AM
it's flatulence? It could be
Choon1980
26-01-2007, 08:56 AM
just be a hundred monkeys...
evecyanide
26-01-2007, 09:02 AM
cavorting around behind the house
AdeLine
26-01-2007, 10:18 AM
swinging from branch to branch
Choon1980
26-01-2007, 12:28 PM
while flinging rotting elephants at...
Sugarfree
26-01-2007, 12:38 PM
a bunch of keris-wielding fellas...
evecyanide
26-01-2007, 12:57 PM
who forgot their sarong, so...
mimosa
26-01-2007, 01:02 PM
whenever you smell the stink,
evecyanide
26-01-2007, 01:03 PM
blame it on Hang Tuah...
mimosa
26-01-2007, 01:07 PM
and the seven dwarfs. Apparently,
evecyanide
26-01-2007, 01:12 PM
Snow-white wasn't aware that Tuah...
AdeLine
26-01-2007, 01:35 PM
had fallen for her ever
Sugarfree
26-01-2007, 01:42 PM
and that he was Chinese
mimosa
26-01-2007, 01:49 PM
on the left toe but
Sugarfree
26-01-2007, 02:47 PM
he could marry 4 wives...
AdeLine
26-01-2007, 03:01 PM
living under one roof but...
Sugarfree
26-01-2007, 03:06 PM
on condition that each wife...
AdeLine
26-01-2007, 03:15 PM
must show respects one another
AllUrban
26-01-2007, 03:33 PM
and he had to treat
ghj
26-01-2007, 06:37 PM
must have at least seven ~
Good Guy
26-01-2007, 11:17 PM
dwarves to rub his head
Wolfhound
26-01-2007, 11:22 PM
until he became bald so
mon
26-01-2007, 11:46 PM
he could put the durian
Sugarfree
26-01-2007, 11:48 PM
on top of the monkey's...
mimosa
27-01-2007, 12:53 AM
4-storey mansion in Klang that
Sugarfree
27-01-2007, 09:50 AM
was built for clowns and...
evecyanide
27-01-2007, 04:36 PM
court jesters who wore toupees
kitkat
27-01-2007, 09:55 PM
collecting tolls by the road
Good Guy
27-01-2007, 11:35 PM
like daylight robbers with krisses
evecyanide
28-01-2007, 07:34 AM
so blunt they couldn't even
AllUrban
28-01-2007, 12:33 PM
cut anything. They could only
Sugarfree
28-01-2007, 03:55 PM
promote hate, violence and bad...
denver
28-01-2007, 07:25 PM
breath. You should brush your
Sugarfree
28-01-2007, 10:48 PM
your small & big toes...
Good Guy
28-01-2007, 11:11 PM
leaving the middle ones untouched
Good Guy
28-01-2007, 11:38 PM
Hey what's this horrible avatar beside my nick?. I didn't do it, honest, I don't know a thing about avatar. HELP Tuan Administrator!! :mad: :confused:
evecyanide
29-01-2007, 08:30 AM
leaving the middle ones untouched

so that the nails will
Sugarfree
29-01-2007, 09:41 AM
be so hideous, your mother-in-law...
Choon1980
29-01-2007, 11:28 AM
wouldn't even want to say...
evecyanide
29-01-2007, 01:34 PM
that George is her daughter's
AdeLine
29-01-2007, 03:00 PM
fiance with charming look and...
AllUrban
29-01-2007, 03:38 PM
amazing, enticing eyes. No man............
mimosa
29-01-2007, 06:11 PM
can be a 'octopus' without
evecyanide
29-01-2007, 07:11 PM
at least eight hands and
Sugarfree
29-01-2007, 07:24 PM
he's every mother's nightmare except...
kitkat
29-01-2007, 10:45 PM
he's filthy rich and cooks
Sugarfree
29-01-2007, 11:08 PM
and his name is Donald...
Good Guy
29-01-2007, 11:23 PM
Donald George his real name
Sugarfree
30-01-2007, 12:03 AM
He lived in a village...
evecyanide
30-01-2007, 12:48 AM
..where the faraway tree grew
jianwei85
30-01-2007, 02:34 AM
like a gigantic beanstalk near
AdeLine
30-01-2007, 09:22 AM
a calm lake with peaceful...
Sugarfree
30-01-2007, 11:33 AM
-looking, hobbit-like inhabitants who wore...
PeterHng
30-01-2007, 11:49 AM
ugly looking attire and costumes
kitkat
30-01-2007, 01:57 PM
could we be in Bolehland?
AllUrban
30-01-2007, 04:46 PM
?" asked Frodo. Smigel looked up
PeterHng
30-01-2007, 05:08 PM
and saw his ugly twin
CCY
30-01-2007, 05:11 PM
no , is more than that
PeterHng
30-01-2007, 05:16 PM
he saw the eye beaming
denver
30-01-2007, 05:40 PM
and the nose flaring, but
kitkat
30-01-2007, 09:40 PM
the burnt smell in the
Good Guy
30-01-2007, 11:29 PM
backyard spelt trouble for someone
evecyanide
31-01-2007, 02:42 AM
with a swimming pool so
Sugarfree
31-01-2007, 08:38 AM
in order to get rid...
AdeLine
31-01-2007, 09:12 AM
all the hustle and bustle
AllUrban
31-01-2007, 11:17 AM
he emptied the pool of
evecyanide
31-01-2007, 06:47 PM
stagnant, stinking water by syphoning
kitkat
31-01-2007, 08:05 PM
all the money from Gomen's
Sugarfree
31-01-2007, 11:58 PM
coffer. About to bite into...
Good Guy
01-02-2007, 12:04 AM
the sausage, the door bell
Sugarfree
01-02-2007, 12:12 AM
rang. Opening the door, he...
evecyanide
01-02-2007, 06:55 PM
was flabbergasted to see his
Sugarfree
01-02-2007, 08:44 PM
sausage making a dash for...
Good Guy
01-02-2007, 11:55 PM
the bun danggling on the
mimosa
02-02-2007, 09:23 AM
expensive luxury yacht sailing for
Sugarfree
02-02-2007, 09:28 AM
Kampung Manjoi where a vase...
PeterHng
02-02-2007, 05:05 PM
was falling on those OSA
Good Guy
02-02-2007, 11:58 PM
perpetrators' heads which were without
Sugarfree
03-02-2007, 10:02 AM
helmets. These Mat Rempits then...
evecyanide
03-02-2007, 08:32 PM
rushed to the scene of
kitkat
03-02-2007, 10:21 PM
their master's second marriage to
coleslaw
03-02-2007, 10:34 PM
a maya karin lookalike
Sugarfree
03-02-2007, 10:37 PM
who had just undergone a...
coleslaw
03-02-2007, 10:38 PM
nose job.....
Sugarfree
03-02-2007, 10:51 PM
(buddy, there should be five words per entry la :D )

for under RM50 at the...
coleslaw
03-02-2007, 11:37 PM
DIY shop, budget constraints so
Sugarfree
04-02-2007, 12:05 AM
instead she looked more like...
Good Guy
04-02-2007, 01:20 AM
the fung sui fat lady
Sugarfree
04-02-2007, 01:27 AM
Since the door was ajar,...
kitkat
04-02-2007, 07:17 AM
pointing south position for maximum
Sugarfree
04-02-2007, 08:59 AM
prosperity, Jenny thought it was...
coleslaw
04-02-2007, 11:07 AM
coleslaw she saw at
evecyanide
04-02-2007, 12:54 PM
KFC, but it turned out...
coleslaw
04-02-2007, 03:17 PM
ooops..wrong person,so she
AllUrban
04-02-2007, 06:30 PM
decided to enjoy the fish
coleslaw
04-02-2007, 07:15 PM
fish??? what the fish is this?
mimosa
04-02-2007, 10:16 PM
She asked when the waiter
Good Guy
05-02-2007, 12:22 AM
will bring the nasi lemak
PeterHng
05-02-2007, 10:31 AM
as her stomach growls uncontrollably :)
Sugarfree
05-02-2007, 10:32 AM
Suddenly, a woman crashed through...
coleslaw
05-02-2007, 10:39 AM
what an idiot she is..
PeterHng
05-02-2007, 10:57 AM
who does she think she's
Sugarfree
05-02-2007, 11:04 AM
Why, it's the AP Lady!
AllUrban
05-02-2007, 01:17 PM
driving her AP special car
ghj
05-02-2007, 01:42 PM
with the speed of a ~~~
mimosa
05-02-2007, 05:36 PM
proposal to increase police pay
Sugarfree
05-02-2007, 05:43 PM
Meanwhile, 'collections' under the bridge...
AllUrban
05-02-2007, 06:10 PM
made short work of any
coleslaw
06-02-2007, 11:12 AM
'honest to goodness', 'hardworking..'
AllUrban
06-02-2007, 01:19 PM
mat rempit. Their need for
ghj
06-02-2007, 01:49 PM
for the best outfit to ~~~
coleslaw
06-02-2007, 01:51 PM
impress their 'makwe' tonight
AdeLine
06-02-2007, 02:19 PM
spinning and speeding along the...
Sugarfree
06-02-2007, 02:23 PM
(general reminder: please remember - it's FIVE (5) words per entry :) )

...main roads of KL city...
mimosa
06-02-2007, 02:25 PM
and the underground tunnels of
coleslaw
06-02-2007, 04:30 PM
big big monsoon drains in
PeterHng
06-02-2007, 07:48 PM
which catered for monsoon season,
coleslaw
06-02-2007, 07:51 PM
but flood still occured cos
PeterHng
06-02-2007, 07:53 PM
by unending and haphazard development :mad:
kitkat
06-02-2007, 09:59 PM
Uncle Samy said it's act
coleslaw
06-02-2007, 10:07 PM
of god and not cos
PeterHng
06-02-2007, 11:12 PM
by F contractors as they
Good Guy
06-02-2007, 11:48 PM
had never done any work
PeterHng
06-02-2007, 11:51 PM
yet Semi-Valued insisted trained them
kitkat
07-02-2007, 06:22 AM
monkey see, monkey can do
ghj
07-02-2007, 08:35 AM
things that their cousins can ~~~
Blue Jasmine
07-02-2007, 09:07 AM
wear and eat only because
AllUrban
07-02-2007, 11:20 AM
they shop at the right
coleslaw
07-02-2007, 11:31 AM
places in brickfields and they
PeterHng
07-02-2007, 03:51 PM
can also get Indian spices
coleslaw
07-02-2007, 04:29 PM
for spicy food,hot enough
PeterHng
07-02-2007, 04:31 PM
to burn your taste buds :p
coleslaw
07-02-2007, 04:33 PM
and brain cells dead, that's
PeterHng
07-02-2007, 04:35 PM
to put it mildly, therefore,
coleslaw
07-02-2007, 05:36 PM
unless you wanna look like
mimosa
07-02-2007, 07:18 PM
Arnie the Termibaitor after being
PeterHng
07-02-2007, 07:31 PM
grounded by his mom when,
coleslaw
07-02-2007, 07:51 PM
she caught him sprinkling cornflakes
PeterHng
07-02-2007, 09:55 PM
on his food and drinks
Blue Jasmine
08-02-2007, 10:03 AM
which make her mad enough
kitkat
08-02-2007, 10:48 AM
to hard boiled his eggs
Sugarfree
08-02-2007, 12:21 PM
(hey, forumers. just a thought here. i noticed we have been jumping from present tense to past tense, then back to present and back, then present! hehehe...shouldn't we try to stick to just one particular tense, you know, for a better flow? at the mo, i'm going with the past tense but if enough people opt for the present tense, then i'd go with that. hey, don't worry about it...i was just thinking aloud there...:D )

and fed them to the...
coleslaw
08-02-2007, 02:34 PM
dogs,cats,termites and what
Sugarfree
08-02-2007, 02:44 PM
-not. It didn't matter as...
kitkat
08-02-2007, 02:46 PM
free food always taste so
Sugarfree
08-02-2007, 02:53 PM
bland but people are so...
coleslaw
08-02-2007, 03:08 PM
greedy in buffet queue and
Sugarfree
08-02-2007, 03:11 PM
always take more than they...
coleslaw
08-02-2007, 05:19 PM
the plate can accommodate and
denver
08-02-2007, 06:28 PM
never finish the food so
coleslaw
08-02-2007, 07:16 PM
they try to cover with
PeterHng
08-02-2007, 09:52 PM
tissue the wastage which nobody
coleslaw
08-02-2007, 10:58 PM
notices till, one has to
PeterHng
08-02-2007, 11:09 PM
smell the foul air filled
kitkat
08-02-2007, 11:45 PM
coconut shells and banana leaves
PeterHng
09-02-2007, 12:10 AM
freshly harvested from KWChang's plantation:p
Good Guy
09-02-2007, 12:50 AM
nothing but bananas, bananas, bananas...