The NeverEnding Story

[Sugarfree]

onto AP Lady's repulsively huge...

[evecyanide]

pimple on her back! Shocked,

[Good Guy]

AP fainted and landed on..

[Sugarfree]

KJ's laps, much to his.....

[GreyShadow]

exitement, he tears open her ...

[Blue Jasmine]

exitement, he tears open her ...

red blouse and shivers as

[Sugarfree]

KJ sees a tattoo resembling...

[Good Guy]

a grotesque salivating piggy head

[ghj]

that gave a sudden squeal ~

[Sugarfree]

Speechless, KJ lowers his head...

[Blue Jasmine]

Speechless, KJ lowers his head...

and started to be hypnotize

[Sugarfree]

KJ removes his tie, then...

[Good Guy]

he hanged himself, the end?

[Sugarfree]

With that, peace returns to...

[mimosa]

Tun as he loads his

[GreyShadow]

motor mouth with tonnes of

[Sugarfree]

grapes, saying 'one down, many...'

[ghj]

expired prepaid number to give ~~~

[Sugarfree]

Her piggy tattoo revealed, AP...

[Good Guy]

was charged for murdering kj

[Sugarfree]

As usual, she got away....

[Good Guy]

just like all VIP murderers

[Sugarfree]

Rubbing her hands in glee,

[Good Guy]

she went straight to see...

[Sugarfree]

Barry Manilow, only to find...

[Flynn]

that he couldn't smile when

[ghj]

all his masterpiece where all ~~~

[Blue Jasmine]

all his masterpiece where all ~~~

over the graveyard of AP

[Sugarfree]

lies the one thing AAB...

[Good Guy]

who is ordering US$8mil yacht

[ghj]

to sail around the world ~~~~

[PeterHng]

of deception and manipulation which

[Blue Jasmine]

he enjoyed so much until

[Sugarfree]

his deputy showed up and...

[evecyanide]

cracked the whip he was

[Good Guy]

entrusted with evil satanic glee.

[kellyk]

Suddenly dark clouds begin to...


(*note: Cannot stop laughing when reading this story...hahahaha)

[Sugarfree]

form, followed by roars of...

*note: you are making me laugh, too...ohh, stop it, kellyK!..(plapppp! - playful slap on the back) :D :D

[kellyk]

thunders coupled with the blinding

[Sugarfree]

flashes of lightning.Just then...

[PeterHng]

that odd couple suddenly appeared

[Sugarfree]

One held a keris, the...

[PeterHng]

other a wushu sword, hoping

[kellyk]

that the sheer length would

[Sugarfree]

shock AP Lady into doing..

[kellyk]

what a lady do best...

[Sugarfree]

Turning around, the AP Lady...

[kellyk]

who is currently busy trying

[AllUrban]

to cook her meals and....

[Sugarfree]

at the same time wiggling...

[GreyShadow]

KJ's tiny puny little keris...

[Sugarfree]

KJ, encouraged by AP Lady's....

[PeterHng]

showmanship, went ahead to pull

[ghj]

off the most precious little ~~~

[Flynn]

fruit from Chang's banana plantation

[Sugarfree]

Grinning devilishly, AP Lady took...

[Good Guy]

KJ, encouraged by AP Lady's....

(Thought I have killed off KJ!! :confused: )



the biggest one and shaft........

[ghj]

that unidentified creature that create ~~~

[AllUrban]

sweet chin music. The WWE....

[kellyk]

which actually stands for Wild ....

[Good Guy]

Woman Entertainer that she is.

[AllUrban]

could not compare to the

[Sugarfree]

lying, no good son of ....

[Good Guy]

a bitch, you know who...

[kellyk]

, who used to be a

[Sugarfree]

man whose groin area was...

[Good Guy]

as big as an elephant's.

[Sugarfree]

And there she was, this...

[AllUrban]

young gal, stranger from a

[evecyanide]

faraway land called happyland, where

[kellyk]

men and women can freely..

[Sugarfree]

feed each other with bare...

[Good Guy]

chests without feeling any embarrassment

[ghj]

that they actually wears that ~~~~

[AllUrban]

red hat and purple scarf.......

[kellyk]

and a carrot for decoration...

[PeterHng]

for Christmas celebration that was

[kellyk]

celebrated with 18SX films and...

[PeterHng]

with some popcorns and 'kuaci'

[kellyk]

which were sent to Happyland

[PeterHng]

to be recycled into HappyJunks:)

[kellyk]

And so this young gal...

[Good Guy]

wanted to be greedy like...

[mimosa]

the Queen Mother of AP

[Sugarfree]

and in this great land...

[GreyShadow]

which is known as Bodohland

[Blue Jasmine]

also famous for corruptions and

[Sugarfree]

hypocrisy in the highest degree.

[AllUrban]

Even on Christmas day, people

[Sugarfree]

only think of eating and...

[Good Guy]

feasting forgetting tolerance, goodwill, respect...

[Sugarfree]

However, there is good thing...

[AllUrban]

all around this wide world.

[ghj]

Jimmy believes that there are ~~~~

[Sugarfree]

bad politicians and more bad...

[Blue Jasmine]

soul out singers which are

[kellyk]

busy buying exhorbitantly priced yatch

[jianwei85]

when it was the pirate

[mimosa]

DVD king in Penang that

[Sugarfree]

is in cahoots with the...

[Good Guy]

corrupt officers making easy money

[ghj]

out of the poor peanuts ~~~

[Sugarfree]

The hungry monkeys started to...

[Blue Jasmine]

The hungry monkeys started to...

scratch their head , make funny

[Sugarfree]

noises, not a care in....

[ghj]

the midst of the peacefullness ~~~~

[Sugarfree]

in walks AP Lady with...

[Good Guy]

in walks AP Lady with...
(AP again?)

with another AP, Ah Por

[ghj]

and Ah Kong went to ~

[Sugarfree]

a kopitiam and chanced upon...

[GreyShadow]

a plate of roti bakar

[ghj]

and carry it up high ~~~

[Good Guy]

uugh, his armpit really stinks

[Sugarfree]

to the high heavens. Still,....

[ghj]

to the high heavens. Still,....

he flaps around table by ~~~

[Sugarfree]

holding onto his steel tongkat.

[Good Guy]

holding onto his steel tongkat.
(what steel tongkat?)

still limping on one leg

[Sugarfree]

(what steel tongkat?)

still limping on one leg(ahh, well..sometimes, gotta think outta the box mah. ;) it can mean two things, actually. 1. a tongkat made of steel (aluminum also can la). 2. hmmmm..i leave it to your imagination, this.. :p )

trying his best to impress...

[Good Guy]

his stance balancing tongkat and

[Sugarfree]

using just his tongue, he...

[Good Guy]

flicked tongkat high up in...

[Sugarfree]

the air. Out of the...

[Good Guy]

blue, tongkat turned into snake...

[Sugarfree]

As if in a trance...

[ghj]

it starts grooving uncontrollably due ~~~

[Blue Jasmine]

to the loud music and

[Good Guy]

snake bit AP Lady dead!

[ghj]

Too hard until it's fangs ~

[Sugarfree]

began to sink into AAB's...

[sandman]

holiday plan went awry and

[Sugarfree]

AirAsia tried their best to...

[ghj]

to be more punctual but ~

[Sugarfree]

as usual, has to wait...

[Good Guy]

for flood water to recede

[ghj]

so that they can continue ~~~

[AllUrban]

to make sure everyone can

[Sugarfree]

do that one thing which...

[evecyanide]

all blue-eyed monkeys can do

[Sugarfree]

Let me not keep you...

[Good Guy]

guessing who these monkeys were

[Sugarfree]

And without any further delay...

[kellyk]

let us present to you ...

[Sugarfree]

the one and the only...

[JustObserver]

United Subang Jaya Web Forum

[Sugarfree]

United Subang Jaya Web Forum(And I was thinking we'd try to prolong the suspense as long as we could before revealing the subject...ahhh..never mind..)

Living in the United Kingdom....

[ghj]

is like living in the ~~~

[Sugarfree]

best part of town. All...

[Good Guy]

of a sudden, realized that

[Sugarfree]

I forgot to bring along...

[evecyanide]

my SPF 30 sunblock lotion

[Sugarfree]

Then, a woman the size...

[Flynn]

, colour and smell of a ...

[evecyanide]

gorilla walked into the room..

[Sugarfree]

Blindfolded, AAB thought Michelle had...

[ghj]

somesort of mutation going on ~~~

[Sugarfree]

Mutation, it ain't. Michelle was...

[Blue Jasmine]

accually having a temporary puberty

[evecyanide]

phase, which made her pimples

[ghj]

multiplying like nobody's business until ~~~

[evecyanide]

one volcanic-looking one went..

[Sugarfree]

ballistic, shocking AAB into releasing...

[Good Guy]

but nevermind, the weather changed

[kellyk]

and the seasons changed, so

[ghj]

what's the deal? They got ~~~

[Choon1980]

five sacks of rice with...

[Blue Jasmine]

one bottle of soy sauce

[Sugarfree]

and a plate of cheecheongfun.

[evecyanide]

.. but the cheecheongfun seller forgot

[Sugarfree]

to add sesame seeds and...

[evecyanide]

this made Mr.Harisu burst in

[Sugarfree]

with a bowl of piping...

[kitkat]

HOT laksa with extra chilies

[Sugarfree]

and two spoonfuls of harkoh.

[evecyanide]

The laksa was so hot

[Sugarfree]

..so tongue-burning hot, that...

[Good Guy]

became torture food for politicians

[Sugarfree]

Then, the Arabic classes began.

[kitkat]

It was fun and exciting

[evecyanide]

but Jane was having trouble

[Sugarfree]

understanding what the teacher meant...

[ghj]

, all she heard was a ~~~~

[Sugarfree]

steady drone of a plane...

[AllUrban]

passing low over the school

[ghj]

of whales veering in a ~~~

[kitkat]

It was big dark and

[Sugarfree]

ugly but the women loved...

[Good Guy]

the sight and welcome it

[kellyk]

, a welcome so warm that

[Sugarfree]

it sent tingles down the...

[AllUrban]

spine of everyone in the

[Sugarfree]

palace of heavely pleasures. Reaching...

[Blue Jasmine]

palace of heavely pleasures. Reaching...

the moon is only a

[Sugarfree]

fantasy but having a babe...

[AllUrban]

in each arm makes mummy

[Sugarfree]

go 'Luckily I don't have.....'.

[evecyanide]

rainbow coloured identical twins who

[Sugarfree]

never fail to turn heads...

[Good Guy]

that they are so pretty

[Sugarfree]

not to forget, well-endowed

[kellyk]

and has super X-men powers

[Sugarfree]

like the ability to fly...

[ghj]

over the fence and thus ~

[Sugarfree]

impress the scantily-clad babes...

[ghj]

with furry cats on their ~~~

[Sugarfree]

lawn. Turning around, these babes...

[AllUrban]

tripped over the cats, who

[mimosa]

had suddenly changed color to

[evecyanide]

neon green. "Alas, said the

[ghj]

house keeper "Let's make a...

[Sugarfree]

20 pound cake to welcome..."

[kellyk]

the cats and the babes

[Sugarfree]

One of the babes started...

[kellyk]

to cry as she has

[Good Guy]

been hungry for the past...

[Sugarfree]

(Kellyk, party pooper! That's not the direction I had intended for the story to go! ;) )

2 days. Tired and angry...

[kellyk]

but still feeling sexy and

(Sugar, how did you want the story to go?) :D

[Sugarfree]

but still feeling sexy and

(Sugar, how did you want the story to go?) :Dnot wanting to disappoint the...

(Are you a mind reader, KellyK? :p )

[kellyk]

pussycats which were caterwauling outside

(Sugar, I am not good at this. Let's leave it to the s*experts...err.. experts who have better imagination in writing your kind of stories) :D

[Sugarfree]

pussycats which were caterwauling outside

(Sugar, I am not good at this. Let's leave it to the sexperts...err.. experts who have better imagination in writing your kind of stories) :D

which incidentally reminds me of...

(Kelly, can say words like sexperts in here, meh? You must like bananas a lot! :p *I was referring to spending time in a banana plantation, but of course! ;) )

[kellyk]

the lasagne which is in

[Sugarfree]

a scrumptiously mouth-watering creampie

[kellyk]

, the babes gathered their clothes

[Sugarfree]

and started to walk towards...

(couldn't continue this morning. had to go "kau-kau-chu". eyelids couldn't open! :D )

[Good Guy]

(Hi, I don't see any sensible continuity lately!)

the police station to report

[Sugarfree]

(That's fine with me, mate but you ought to wake up & smell the coffee sometimes or you'd miss out on what life has to offer! ;) )

a senseless action someone took. :p

[evecyanide]

Unfortunately, the police was busy

[mimosa]

bailing out water from their

[Sugarfree]

piggy banks. Just then someone...

[Good Guy]

burnt the police station and..

[Sugarfree]

as shocking as it might...

[evecyanide]

be, Arnold Schwarzenegger stepped out

[ghj]

holding ice-blended coffee in his ~~

[Sugarfree]

left hand while pointing his...

[AllUrban]

biceps in the direction of

[Sugarfree]

the house where a candle...

[Choon1980]

furiously burns with the intensity...

[AllUrban]

of a million fires. Ah-nold.........

[Sugarfree]

stared at AAB without moving...

[Good Guy]

with one blow AAb fell

[evecyanide]

into a chasm and landed

[ghj]

on heap of hay that ~~~

[evecyanide]

had gold needles poking out

[ghj]

causing him to jump off ~~~

[evecyanide]

with a scream so loud...

[ghj]

with frequency that can crack ~~~~

[Sugarfree]

open a can of worms

[Choon1980]

encased in solid ice. Suddenly,

[AllUrban]

AAB jumped up and attacked

[Sugarfree]

KJ with a ferocity as...

[Choon1980]

equal to that of a...