The NeverEnding Story

[Dervish]

Pakistan was having dinner with

[Naka]

other associates from all over

[loderunner]

the world soliciting for funds

[Dervish]

to buy new satellite dishes.

[QuietStorm]

and to install them on .......

[Naka]

their compounds align to several

[Dervish]

direction when suddenly, out of ....

[QuietStorm]

the blue, Man With Banana.....

[Dervish]

appeared with a poster in ...

[QuietStorm]

one hand and a hammer ......

[QuietStorm]

in the other. An ugly ....

[Dervish]

frog leapt into the scene.

[QuietStorm]

with the sole intention of

[ginaphan]

kissing everyone on the lips

[QuietStorm]

turning them into either princesses .....

[Dervish]

or more ugly little frogs.

[QuietStorm]

Do you ignore ugly frogs.....

[Dervish]

I do not. Do you?

[QuietStorm]

I eat them, my dear!

[Dervish]

Why you my dear me? :D:D

[QuietStorm]

I needed five words, dude! :D :D

[Dervish]

Should I my dear you? :D:D

[QuietStorm]

Hell no, my dear friend!

[Dervish]

Why? You get the creeps? :D

[QuietStorm]

I'm damn straight, that's why! :D :D

[Dervish]

Straight? Good to know, Dude!

[QuietStorm]

Happy to report that, sir.

:D :D

[Dervish]

What's the story about again? :D:D

[QuietStorm]

We should start (a) new story.

[Dervish]

So there I was on ....

[QuietStorm]

Penang island, waiting for my ....

(Gtg, dude. Later. :) )

[Dervish]

hot date arriving in a ...

(OK Dude! Been a ride..)

[bzjude]

pink banana boat wearing coconut..

[QuietStorm]

shells and only those. What ......

[Dervish]

... only those? Are you sure?

[bzjude]

Absoblooominglutely! (1 word?) Oh, and pink feathers. ;)

[QuietStorm]

too! This is getting a ....

[bzjude]

bit too risqué for you? :D

[QuietStorm]

How do you guess mate?

[bzjude]

Yo! Goodly eyes ... dripping saliva!

[QuietStorm]

A very wet bib and ....

[Dervish]

a chunk of lucid imaginations.

[QuietStorm]

enough to make Mother Theresa .......

[Dervish]

blush three days in a ...

[QuietStorm]

row while lying on a .....

[Dervish]

bed of straw munching on

[QuietStorm]

Kentucky Fried Chicken prepared by .....

[Dervish]

all sorts of calamitous characters.

[QuietStorm]

Meantime, back at the library .....

[bzjude]

between aisles F and J...

[Dervish]

an evil plot was brewed.

[QuietStorm]

by the one and only . . .

[currymee]

Arnold "I am Back" Terminator ..... :p

[QuietStorm]

One thing he didn't terminate . . .

[currymee]

his Astro Beyond HD account ...

[bzjude]

'only' entertainment since Maria terminate ...

[QuietStorm]

'only' entertainment since Maria terminated ...their bedroom contract. Arnold Junior is . . .

[Dervish]

is a cloned model of ...

[QuietStorm]

Arnie himself. Would you believe . . . .

[Dervish]

it? I was on my ....

[bzjude]

Fifth cup of coffee when ...

[QuietStorm]

....she walked into the room.

[Dervish]

She looked really worn out.

[QuietStorm]

from all the strenuous activities .

[Dervish]

I did warn her about ...

[currymee]

Arnold making a comeback when ....

[QuietStorm]

I returned from the toilet, .....

[currymee]

making a mess as usual ....

[QuietStorm]

The Ah Sum threw up ....

[Dervish]

And then she blamed me.

[currymee]

Arnold stood back and laughed ....

[Dervish]

... till Ah Sum smacked him.

[QuietStorm]

..again and yet again until....

[currymee]

Arnold started blasting his gun ......

[Dervish]

Suddenly pro-queue-jumpers started to talk.

[QuietStorm]

The scene soon got ugly.

[Dervish]

Mud pies began to fly.

[QuietStorm]

Curly went nyuk nyuk nyuk.

[Dervish]

The burning man was appalled.

[QuietStorm]

...at the impromptu striptease show.

[Dervish]

Hiding at one corner, QS ...

[QuietStorm]

threw a fifty cent coin ......

[Dervish]

at the stripteaser. It fell ...

[QuietStorm]

...and rolled into a tiny .....

[Dervish]

strategic spot right between the ...

[QuietStorm]

...valley where men could never . . . . .

[Dervish]

enter without an open invitation.

[QuietStorm]

..issued by the village head.

[Dervish]

Now Bakar, the village head ...

[Doodles]

carrying two steel balls went......

[Dervish]

to have them mercury filled.

[Doodles]

...much to Naka's disgust. He.....

[QuietStorm]

..thought "enough is enough" and

[Dervish]

having quite enough of "enough" ...

[Dervish]

... he slipped on his gloves.

[Doodles]

.... and began to insert his ...

[Dervish]

gloved fingers into the chicken.

(Why you scoundrel! :D:D:D)

[Doodles]

(Scoundrel is correct! ;) )

In no time, the juices.....

[Dervish]

spilled out onto the tray.

[Doodles]

"What's the sticky substance?" asked.....

[Dervish]

Naka looking at Headman Bakar.

[Doodles]

..while poking his finger at ....

[Dervish]

the chicken. Suddenly, the chicken ...

[Doodles]

..turned into the most alluring

[Dervish]

bird in the whole world.

[Doodles]

..and I'm not joking there.

[Dervish]

You could have fooled me.

[Doodles]

and a million other voters.

[Dervish]

That would have been ideal.

[QuietStorm]

But the reality is that ...

[Dervish]

forty virgins are too much ...

[QuietStorm]

...for just one man. How ...

[Dervish]

can one much teach so ...

[Doodles]

this is the plan. Firstly

[Dervish]

can one much teach so ...
Edit: can one man teach so ...


this is the plan. Firstly
we throw out the ugly ...

[Doodles]

overly furry kittens. Then we

[Dervish]

throw out the overly ugly ...

[Doodles]

cyber troopers. Mustn't forget to.....

[Dervish]

wash your hands after this.

[Doodles]

This is so that you....

[QuietStorm]

have enough time to oil ...

[Dervish]

the creaky joints in your ...

[QuietStorm]

knees. The oil will also .....

[Dervish]

light up your house at ...

[QuietStorm]

.. USJ4. It used to be ...

[Dervish]

acceptable sharing tables with someone.

[Doodles]

if only he'd introduce himself.

[Dervish]

He either can't or won't.

[Doodles]

for reasons best known to

[Dervish]

Keepers of the Timun Plantation.

[Doodles]

Is it any wonder that....

[Dervish]

I look really confused today?

[Doodles]

Or do you think I.....

[Dervish]

am a koo horn choong?

[Doodles]

The real question is whether.....

[Dervish]

Doodles is the koo-horn choong?

[Doodles]

or could it be Venuspop?

[Dervish]

I don't really think so.

[Doodles]

Good. Buy me lunch then! :D

[Dervish]

But you eat a lot!! :eek:

*look at bank statement*

[Doodles]

I promise to eat little!

[Dervish]

Will roti canai be enough?

[Doodles]

You got yourself a date!! :eek:

(:p)

[Dervish]

May I have two please?

:D

[Doodles]

Are Dolly Parton's good enough? :eek:

[Dervish]

Well, I'll need to think.

[Doodles]

I think better with milk. :D

[Dervish]

taken directly from the cow.

[Doodles]

Don't bring the cow home!!

:D

[Dervish]

What if I want to?

:D

[QuietStorm]

Hide it in store room! :p

[Dervish]

That sounds like a plan. ;)

[Doodles]

alright but the problem is

[Dervish]

I have forgotten. :D I'm sorry. :o

[Doodles]

to have caused you much

[Dervish]

embarrassment. You see, I forget.

[Doodles]

easily. Next time you wish....

[Dervish]

for something, write it down.

[Doodles]

on a clean sheet of

[Dervish]

bed linen which has never ...

[Doodles]

been soiled by bodily fluids

[Dervish]

Remember. This is very important.

[Doodles]

You mustn't forget. If you....

[Dervish]

can't remember, just ask me!

[Doodles]

But not now, though, for..

[Dervish]

the love of dear Mary.

[Doodles]

Mary lived door with her

[Dervish]

fat cat and obese dog.

[Doodles]

and her five hunky sons.

[Dervish]

Now Mary is quite contrary.

[Doodles]

and quite pretty too. Her

[Dervish]

long golden tresses matches with ...

[Doodles]

cheerleader skirt. This was too

[Dervish]

short if you ask me.

[Doodles]

not that I'm complaining. On....

[Dervish]

the other hand, you will ...

[Doodles]

find that she is crazy....

[Dervish]

Her madness began when she ...

[Doodles]

accidentally ate a "chu kuat".

[QuietStorm]

...that she thought was a

[Dervish]

gai-kuat. You see they sounded ...

[Doodles]

so similar yet so different.

[Dervish]

I rest my case, sir.

[Doodles]

Would you like to join

[Dervish]

me for a cup of ...

[Doodles]

wong loh kat? Or maybe...

[QuietStorm]

... you are looking for something

[Doodles]

else altogether. If I'm not

[Dervish]

mistaken, we have an arrangement.

[Doodles]

to meet up with Khoo

[QuietStorm]

...Hon Choong. Bring your own ...

:D

[Dervish]

water and food please and ...

[Doodles]

don't forget your wallet. I

[Dervish]

think credit card also can. :D

[Doodles]

provided it's yours and not

[QuietStorm]

..mine. Having said that, I ...

[Dervish]

must tell you that my ...

[Doodles]

CNY celebration this year will

[Dervish]

be toned down because of ...

[Doodles]

the fact that I want

[Dervish]

to save up for that ...

[Doodles]

plate of nasi kandar which

[Dervish]

cost me a pretty penny.

[Doodles]

I see a dragon! My

[Dervish]

goodness. What a big dragon! :D:D

[QuietStorm]

Enter The Really Big Dragon!!

[Dervish]

The Really Big Dragon roared.

[Doodles]

like a frightened kitten. I

[Dervish]

squirmed in my little pants.

[QuietStorm]

...bought at the pasar malam.

[Dervish]

It costs me TWO RINGGIT! :eek:

[QuietStorm]

RM2?!!! Boycott! Boycott! Daylight robbery!! :mad:

[Dervish]

No. It happened at night.

(pasar malam?) :rolleyes: :D

[QuietStorm]

No! Still unacceptable! I'll sew .....

[Dervish]

my lips shut in protest.

[currymee]

Arnold laughed at this banter ......

[Doodles]

between two misers who share

[Dervish]

a common passion for money.

[QuietStorm]

and all things cheap. Why....

[Dervish]

yesterday, we were at the ...

[QuietStorm]

Indian barbershop. They charged us...

[Dervish]

one whole dollar for a ...

[QuietStorm]

hair cut, a shave, a

[Doodles]

neck massage. But still I

[Dervish]

longed for the day when ...

[Doodles]

nasi frigging kandar cost only RM1.50 a plate. These days I cook my own meals and because of that, do you know how much I

[QuietStorm]

...save? Would you believe it, just last night I cooked a meal of ....

[Dervish]

fried eggs and sausages. You see, I had a whetting ...

[Dervish]

I declare - this is Doodles's fault! :D:D:D

*BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!*

*cucumbers issued to all three!* :D

[QuietStorm]

(Aiyoh!! You're right, Mr Sharp Observation. :o )

..urmm...whetting, did I say whetting? Sorry, I had meant to say ....

[Dervish]

I don't know ... wet, perhaps?

[Doodles]

Bed wetting, you meant? Who

[Doodles]

would have guessed that my

[Dervish]

friend Doodles wet his bed.

[QuietStorm]

..but continued sleeping, unaware that ...

[Doodles]

the cat has sneaked into

[Dervish]

the bag of blonde hairballs.

[Doodles]

At the secret lab, Venuspop

[QuietStorm]

...began to experiment with the ....

[Dervish]

bodily fluid collected from a

[Doodles]

plastic cup placed near the

[Dervish]

Exhibit A who stood up.

[Doodles]

He pointed his finger at

[Dervish]

me. I was shocked speechless.

[QuietStorm]

to the point that I .....

[Doodles]

felt like I could see

[QuietStorm]

stars. Call it a coincidence....

[Dervish]

if you will. If you ...

[QuietStorm]

do that, I think....

[Dervish]

I shall holler in glee.