The NeverEnding Story

[Dervish]

and the singers were singing ..

[QuietStorm]

and the dancers were dancing (?) .....

[Dervish]

yes, the cookers were cooking :D:D

[QuietStorm]

and the killers were killing ....

:eek:

[Dervish]

Meanwhile, the waves rolled in ...

[QuietStorm]

annihilating whatever that stood in .....

[Dervish]

its way, scrambling all, sparing ...

[QuietStorm]

none. Cars, houses, trees, everything was.....

[Dervish]

none. Cars, houses, trees, everything was.....
(hmmm.....that looked like six! ~~~ *VP brightens up* ~~~~ Pheeeeeet! ~~~ Cucumber!!) :D:D:D

obliterated. Cucumbers and bananas were ...

[QuietStorm]

(hmmm.....that looked like six! ~~~ *VP brightens up* ~~~~ Pheeeeeet! ~~~ Cucumber!!) :D:D:D(Opps! My bad.
:o )

totally wiped out!! What a .....

[Dervish]

calamity. There is nothing worse ...

[QuietStorm]

for Man With Bananas to .....

[Dervish]

whom bananas are of the ...

[QuietStorm]

utmost importance where punishment was .....

[Dervish]

concerned and cucumbers were of ...

[QuietStorm]

no significance as far as .....

[Dervish]

we are concerned although I ...

[QuietStorm]

would do anything to have .....

[Naka]

bananas that is selling $12.00/kg

[QuietStorm]

What about cucumbers, my friend?

[Dervish]

Yes, yes! What about cucumbers?

[QuietStorm]

Naka's chatting with his neighbour.

:D:D

[Dervish]

The lovely beauty from Beijing?

[loderunner]

tall, slim with blonde hair . . . .

[QuietStorm]

Likes to wear short skirts ......

[loderunner]

and show off the legs . . . . .

[QuietStorm]

to mar lart lou and .....

[Naka]

VP, QS, LR and others

[QuietStorm]

not forgetting Naka the Hakka

:D

[Dervish]

Yes! ~~~ Especially Naka the Hakka :D:D:D

[QuietStorm]

The group of mar-lart-lous walked ...

[Dervish]

towards a video session to ..

[QuietStorm]

review the actor's skills in

:D

[Dervish]

case they need a spare ...

[QuietStorm]

piston. According to those present .....

[Naka]

everyone was so excited to

[Dervish]

see the piston that they ..

[loderunner]

opened their mouths widest possible

[QuietStorm]

so as to test the......

[Naka]

water pressure, temperature and quality

[Dervish]

of the piston. They examined ...

[loderunner]

deep inside the small hole . . . .

[Dervish]

and saw some strange things...

[QuietStorm]

moving in a circle. I ......

[Naka]

put my finger into it.....

[QuietStorm]

I quite liked the sensation

[Dervish]

until it bit me hard.

[loderunner]

I wondered if it's poisonous . . . ..

[Dervish]

Will it kill me instantly?

[QuietStorm]

Quite the contrary, I became ....

[loderunner]

stronger as time goes by . . . .

[Naka]

the temperature went up high

[Dervish]

and whatever it was overheated

[QuietStorm]

cooled down when I peed .......

[Dervish]

into the monsoon drain outside

[QuietStorm]

Naka's house but BG saw ......

:eek:

[Dervish]

me, all of me, and ... :D:D:D

[QuietStorm]

if you really want to....

[Dervish]

know, you'll have to listen

[QuietStorm]

real good. Get a chair .....

[Dervish]

and some tea because this ...

[QuietStorm]

story is long. You will .....

[loderunner]

never want to leave here

[QuietStorm]

until I have reached the .....

[Dervish]

turning point of the story.

[Naka]

which is really full of

[QuietStorm]

twists and turns. In other ......

[Dervish]

words, the climax is coming ...

[QuietStorm]

It's nearer than you think

[Naka]

and before you know it.

[Dervish]

It is here and gone.

[Naka]

to the disappointment of many.

[QuietStorm]

VP yet again fong .....

:p

(Teasing dude! :D:D )

[Dervish]

fong what? Chow Pei? You ...

[QuietStorm]

are down with cough again?

[Dervish]

Do you want my bugs?

[QuietStorm]

Or do you prefer my ......

[Naka]

VP yet again fong .....

:p

(Teasing dude! :D:D )

cucumbers to QS..............4 words oni.

[Naka]

many young young girl friends

[QuietStorm]

Naka and Bejing girl are ......

[Dervish]

soul mates to be sure.

[QuietStorm]

A perfect match, made in.....

[Naka]

dreams which happen quite often.

[Dervish]

In fact, only last night.

[loderunner]

the most wonderful thing happened . . . .

[Dervish]

I found a bag of ....

[Naka]

forgotten treasures which was stashed

[Dervish]

upon unopened boxes above the ...

[QuietStorm]

wooden cabinet. Upon opening it ......

[Naka]

there was a old note

[Dervish]

written by an old man ...

[QuietStorm]

sitting by the scenic lake

[Naka]

on top of a hill

[loderunner]

where only the monkeys roam . . . .

[Dervish]

Written on the note were ...

[QuietStorm]

three bombastic words. They were

[Naka]

written in unknown Arabic words

[QuietStorm]

by a mysterious man known ......

[Dervish]

Naka the Hakka who once ...

[QuietStorm]

upon a time was a ......

[Dervish]

hunter of a fishermen who ...

[QuietStorm]

didn't like fish as much .....

[Dervish]

as he liked Kensington mangoes.

[QuietStorm]

What he liked best was .....

[Dervish]

the girl living next door?

[QuietStorm]

She was from Beijing. Sweet .....

[Naka]

fair, tall and a woman.

[QuietStorm]

who never fails to turn ....

[Dervish]

any heads for that matter

[QuietStorm]

One hot afternoon, she knocked ....

[Dervish]

on Naka's door. Rushing towards ...

[QuietStorm]

the toilet, Naka shouted "Please ...."

[Dervish]

wait ar. I not chet ....

[QuietStorm]

finish my big business! You .....

[Dervish]

wait ar. Little wau some ....

(wua=while)

[Naka]

5 min ah, wait ah

[QuietStorm]

Running out of patience, she .....

[loderunner]

did her "job" just outside . . .. .

[QuietStorm]

Naka's house. She lifted up .....

[Dervish]

the mat and cover it

[QuietStorm]

Naka finally opened the door

[Dervish]

By this time however, she...

[Naka]

was laughing loudly at QS

[Dervish]

who mysteriously turned up at ...

[QuietStorm]

the wrong time, at the .......

[Naka]

wrong place with his pant

[Dervish]

down. :eek: :eek: She stared down at ...

[QuietStorm]

the drain and was shocked ....

[Dervish]

to find that it's clogged

[QuietStorm]

with mango skin! Naka quickly ....

[Dervish]

scooped them in a pile

[loderunner]

hoping to create a hill . . . .

[Dervish]

in his vast landed estate.

[Naka]

down in the distant valley..........

[QuietStorm]

lived Ah Lian. She was ......

[Dervish]

not a part of this ..

[Naka]

mad house, she lived by

[Dervish]

the brook where the bears ...

[QuietStorm]

go hunting for honey. They ......

[Dervish]

hunt all day, you see?

[QuietStorm]

So do we, truth to .....

[Naka]

tell the whole wide world

[Dervish]

I'm sorry. I'm quite lost!

[QuietStorm]

That makes two of us

[Dervish]

How did we get here?

[QuietStorm]

Incredulous as it may sound ........

[Naka]

I also lost the plot

[Dervish]

This is a writer's nightmare.

[QuietStorm]

Why don't we start from .....

[Dervish]

the very beginning? A very ...

[QuietStorm]

very long time ago in .....

[Dervish]

an abandoned island near the ...

[lly]

nobody's land, there was a

[QuietStorm]

mermaid who lost her precious .......

[Dervish]

tail. Sitting by a rock ...

[QuietStorm]

strumming a rock song was .....

[Dervish]

the prince of rock himself.

[Naka]

They sang for hours there

[QuietStorm]

sitting on a hot rock

[Naka]

under the yam yam tree

[QuietStorm]

...selling some sea shells to ......

[Naka]

VP who is now visiting

[QuietStorm]

his ex girlfriend in Sarawak

:p

[Naka]

will be there for weeks

[Dervish]

months and years, maybe decades...

[Naka]

we wish him a happy...............

[QuietStorm]

reunion and they will quickly ....

[Dervish]

conclude their frolicking on the ....

[QuietStorm]

beach where a voyeur was .....

:eek:

[Eastern Citizen]

sitting on a fire-ants nest.........

[Naka]

totally unaware what lied below :D

[QuietStorm]

First there was an itch .....

[loderunner]

then comes the ultimate pleasure

[QuietStorm]

of licking up all the

[Dervish]

honey left behind by the

[QuietStorm]

juice machine of a human ....

[Dervish]

clone who isn't me. No!

[QuietStorm]

If you must know, it ......

[Dervish]

is QS who did all ...

[QuietStorm]

the eating, I bloody swear.

[Dervish]

Anyway, to get back to ....

[QuietStorm]

the hot claypot of bakkutteh ....

[Dervish]

which is my sole obsession

[QuietStorm]

my only passion, my love ....

[Dervish]

my life, my dreams, my ..

[QuietStorm]

capati, my roti canai, my ....

[Naka]

foot, my hot teh tarik

[loderunner]

with half-boiled eggs and toast

[Dervish]

i think that's quite enough

[QuietStorm]

I totally agree with you.

[Dervish]

To cut a long story ..

[QuietStorm]

let's put it this way.

[Dervish]

Which way? This or that?

[QuietStorm]

That is a good question.

[Naka]

I am totally lost too

[loderunner]

Please power on your GPS

[Dervish]

Done. It was raining yesterday.

[QuietStorm]

Wish it'd rain again today.

[Dervish]

But these things don't happen.

[QuietStorm]

Let's bet on it! How?

[Dervish]

Let me check the news....

[QuietStorm]

Use your instincts. Forget newspapers.

[Dervish]

Alright. I'll finger the air. :D:D

[QuietStorm]

Finger the air or finger ....

:D:D

[Dervish]

what? What!? ~~~ You tell me! :D:D

[QuietStorm]

But you may not be .....

[Dervish]

surprised? Nothing surprises me now.

[QuietStorm]

Been there, done everything including ....

[Dervish]

No, no! Not that too! :eek:

[QuietStorm]

Me either! :eek: That is simply ....

[Dervish]

preposterous! Unheard of! Absurd!

[Naka]

why not smell the air?

[loderunner]

and enjoy the beautiful sunrise

[QuietStorm]

Another beautiful day awaits us

[Naka]

it is holidays in Sabah

[QuietStorm]

What is the reason mate?

[Naka]

today is good friday mah

[Naka]

Friday, Monday, holidays in HK (too)

[QuietStorm]

Here it's business as usual.

[Naka]

One country 2 systems too? :D

[Dervish]

what the devil is that?

[Naka]

I also do not know

[QuietStorm]

I haven't a clue either

[Naka]

we lost the plot again :D :D

[QuietStorm]

That's what we do best! :D

[Dervish]

The blind leading the blind.

[loderunner]

The blind is not 'blind'

[Dervish]

What's that supposed to mean? :confused:

[Naka]

I wish I know it

[QuietStorm]

Things are getting mysterious alright.

[Dervish]

why, oh why, oh why.

(Mysterious is correct. My inbox is acting funny. And two nights ago, something strange happened ...)

[Naka]

which 'inbox' is this one?

[loderunner]

is it the mind's "inbox"?

[Dervish]

which is a boring subject

[Naka]

mind's inbox is really complex

[Dervish]

I quite agree, good Madame

[Eastern Citizen]

Meanwhile, back at the ranch.................

[Naka]

2 bulls were found dancing...........

[Dervish]

around a campfire built by ...

[loderunner]

the cows to attract attention . . . . .

[Dervish]

Suddenly, a truck full of ...

[Naka]

sheep joined the dancing cow

[Dervish]

who refused to dance altogether

[Naka]

Instead these sheep started singing

[Dervish]

Brother, why must the sheep sing? ~~~ *groans*

[Naka]

Brother, why must the sheep sing? ~~~ *groans*

mei, may, mak, mei, may :D

[Dervish]

completely out of tune they ...

[loderunner]

still continued to their tune . . . .

[Dervish]

Meanwhile, a man called Osama

[Naka]

living in a mansion in