The NeverEnding Story

[danbee]

red long chubby nose

[evecyanide]

and his emaciated pinocchio body

[jules]

except Ms. Harisu, who thought

[AllUrban]

that he needed a good

[mimosa]

financial planner, who didn't just

[Flynn]

love his ruddy, runny nose

[mon]

that contains a million germs

[Flynn]

all aching to get a

[evecyanide]

a good foot massage from

[PeterHng]

the so-called expert that made

[evecyanide]

Saddam's noose out of coarse

[Flynn]

sugar. Alas and alack! The

[evecyanide]

judge read out the verdict

[Flynn]

: "Saddam's nose and noose - both ...

[ghj]

of them are really very ~~~

[AllUrban]

well-hung." Shocked citizens demanded........

[Flynn]

a standing ovation worthy of

[jules]

an anti-Christ and a Devil's......

[evecyanide]

Prada boots which were made

[chuanway]

of Rudy and Jay Jay's fur

[Flynn]

. "Saddam," intoned the judge, "you ...

[jules]

...will be losing your head."

[mon]

..unless you shake your booty...."

[chuanway]

during the Hitz.fm Morning Crew

[evecyanide]

's live telecast aired every

[ghj]

2am accompanied by the wackiest ~~~

[tpboyz]

nonsense while playing funky music

[AllUrban]

which the old folks hate.

[evecyanide]

Meanwhile, Mr.Harisu was swimming in

[ghj]

pool of yogurt made of

[mon]

bakuteh, smelly socks and cream

[Flynn]

, all the while wringing his

[mon]

own neck, pirouetting on the

[jules]

floor, thinking he can dance......

[mimosa]

grandiosely to the tune of

[Flynn]

"Awana Beat It, Beat It".

[jules]

Fatigued and thoroughly exhausted, Mr.Harisu .......

[AllUrban]

wondered why he was suddenly.........

[Flynn]

doing the foxtrot with Tun

[mon]

in only quick steps..."Ouch!

[Flynn]

" winced Tun. "My pink toenails ...

[mon]

and green feet stepped on

[evecyanide]

a banana peel thrown by

[ghj]

cutie Happy Feet penguins that ~~~

[evecyanide]

had a predilection for sarcasm

[mon]

and they went "eow! eow!..

[ghj]

while tapping their feets until ~~~~

[Flynn]

last week." Mr.Harisu twirled Tun

[mon]

causing his brains to spurt

[jules]

some new ideas about how.........

[evecyanide]

to build minarets taller than

[mon]

the Petronas Twin Towers!!

" Wow!..

[evecyanide]

I think this will reach..

[PeterHng]

to the heavens, God knows..

[mon]

Meanwhile, the siewyook rice not

:p (chow)

[jules]

fully-cooked but the yau choy.....

[AllUrban]

was so tasty. He ate.....

[jules]

them and burped uncontrollably until......

[Blue Jasmine]

something came out from his

[GreyShadow]

backside.......

[jules]

and it wasn't the fart.........

[ghj]

but fragrant mist that can ~~~

[GreyShadow]

be a deadly silent killer...

[mon]

Who ain't afraid of no killer.

[jules]

The deadly silent killer mist........

[mon]

phh...phttt...phoott!

"Aiseyman! screams

[Blue Jasmine]

phh...phttt...phoott!

"Aiseyman! screams


and out came a large

[kfboy]

and loud applaud. THE END.

[GreyShadow]

The credit rolls...

[ghj]

all over the narrow way ~~~~

[PeterHng]

which leads to heaven but

[Sugarfree]

there was a catch. She...

[ghj]

was caught while she was ~~~

[GreyShadow]

eating a D24 Durian

[PeterHng]

which smells whenever she blurps...

[Sugarfree]

making her mat salleh friends...

[GreyShadow]

saying, "Wow, what type of cheese you just had? Can I have some?"

[kfboy]

(Stick to the rules... 5 words)
Then came God and Lady

[mon]

Magdalena, strolling side by side

ciao!

[ghj]

along Shiny Prince of the ~~

[PeterHng]

Wales came and swept her..

[Sugarfree]

..away with his bundles of....

[jules]

used collectible tampons from Camilla,

[PeterHng]

but very smelly wor, how?

[AllUrban]

He stopped and thought about.............

[PeterHng]

how to sanitize the whole...

[Sugarfree]

...bunch of smelly possession. Then...

[mon]

de' creature crawled into a septic

[Sugarfree]

....tank, only to emerge minutes...

[Flynn]

later, straddling the back of

[ghj]

a furry aqua camel that ~~~

[GreyShadow]

can survive in sea and desert.

[Sugarfree]

Suddenly, out of the blue...

[GreyShadow]

there come the giant Rafidah

[PeterHng]

the AP Queen but she

[mon]

sang...and the glasses broke

[PeterHng]

not in smaller pieces but

[mon]

"Bigger pieces?" :P..chuckles Duck Minister

[PeterHng]

She's very greedy and therefore

[mon]

sprained her back and lausai

[PeterHng]

. There's a political storm brewing

[Sugarfree]

There's simply no escaping the...

[Good Guy]

poison that they themselves consumed

[Sugarfree]

Having said that, it's wonderful...

[mon]

and sweet to be loved

[Sugarfree]

Besides, the feeling of having...

[Flynn]

an orange in one hand

[Sugarfree]

...puts Michelle in a dilemma...

[GreyShadow]

Because Todd loves Ferrari more!

[Sugarfree]

I love 'em Race Queens...

[GreyShadow]

with sexy long legs

[Sugarfree]

thrilling the male crowd like...

[ghj]

honey in front of a ~~~~

[Sugarfree]

bear.When the breeze's strong...

[ghj]

force enough to uproot that ~~~~

[Sugarfree]

The place is like a...

[Good Guy]

stinking toilet without any water

[Sugarfree]

Having relieved myself, I turned...

[Flynn]

blue when Ms.Harisu's penchant for

[jules]

toilet floor's tiddly-wink competition heats........

[Flynn]

up into World's Smartest Droppings

[evecyanide]

where the people were cheering

[Flynn]

Saddam's presidential contest offerings. This

[mon]

really got Bush going nuts

[Flynn]

because only the Chief Chimpanzee

[mon]

gets bananas. Meanwhile, President Khrushchonovic

nite nite

[Sugarfree]

...suggests that Bolehland's politicians be...

[Good Guy]

given chillipadi and itchy powder

[Flynn]

for good behaviour. However, Ms.Harisu

[Sugarfree]

...recommends that KJ be taught...

[Flynn]

not every thread is political.

[Sugarfree]

In response, KJ waves his...

[Flynn]

little needle at every passing

[Sugarfree]

..obese lady. Apparently, he has...

[Flynn]

a leek in his pot

[Sugarfree]

and not wanting to be...

[Flynn]

thought small, KJ added extra

[ghj]

huge meatloaf as part of ~~~~

[GreyShadow]

his underwear outfit to make ...

[Sugarfree]

his 'ikan bilis' appear bigger

[GreyShadow]

But the dogs detected the meatloaf

[Sugarfree]

In lightning speed, the animals...

[ghj]

pounce with all their might ~~~~~

[Sugarfree]

Clutching his groin, KJ started....

[Flynn]

a needle-in-haystack search for the

[Sugarfree]

ultimate pot of handout. Desperate,

[Good Guy]

with a kris, ran amok

[Sugarfree]

Suddenly, there's a bright light...

[evecyanide]

coming from the sacred lake

[ghj]

of watermelon juice enough to~~~

[Sugarfree]

quench the thirst of the...

[GreyShadow]

Big Fat Obnoxious AP Queen.

[evecyanide]

Meanwhile, in the King's Parlour

[ghj]

is filled with the most ~~~

[AllUrban]

smooth, young, sweet, juicy, fresh

[Flynn]

pond scum extract laced with

[Sugarfree]

the fat ap lady's saliva.

[Good Guy]

kj spewed onto fat lady

[Sugarfree]

Enraged, she screamed, "no more...."

[GreyShadow]

fooling around! I want your....

[Sugarfree]

your little "keris" in here!

[GreyShadow]

Then KJ's Mat Rempit Gang ....

[Sugarfree]

decides to stage the ultimate...

[GreyShadow]

gang bang session on KJ

[ghj]

designated highway built specially for ~~~

[AllUrban]

the crazy bus drivers who

[Sugarfree]

treat the road as their

[PeterHng]

grandfather's. In the meantime, they

[GreyShadow]

ripped off KJ's pant, then...

[Sugarfree]

start to laugh uncontrollably at...

[Good Guy]

his danggling little crooked kris

[Sugarfree]

His ego shattered, KJ grabs...

[evecyanide]

for the blond next to

[Sugarfree]

the mamak stall. Holding her...

[ghj]

teeth, he struggle to balance ~~~

[Sugarfree]

himself while ordering teh-tarik.

[ghj]

Something really strange caught his ~~~

[Sugarfree]

attention. Looking down, he sees...

[GreyShadow]

his micro crooked keris has...

[Sugarfree]

gone totally kaput. Embarassed, he...

[GreyShadow]

started a desperate search for...

[alexhay]

a gal which can satisfied...

[evecyanide]

his hunger for grilled kembung

[Sugarfree]

In walks AP lady. He..

[GreyShadow]

grabbed her big fat obnoxious....

[Sugarfree]

arms, pulling her towards him...

[Blue Jasmine]

arms, pulling her towards him...

whispering his ideas of deceitfulness

[GreyShadow]

on how to get Hisham's

[AllUrban]

keris, to fight with the

[Good Guy]

between the two shrinking balls

[ghj]

of chicken rice balls that ~~~~

[GreyShadow]

already gone bad for years.

[Blue Jasmine]

already gone bad for years.


He wash the keris with

[GreyShadow]

the drools of KJ

[mimosa]

and the saliva of LKY

[GreyShadow]

while AB is staring at....

[Sugarfree]

AP lady's monstrous posterior like...

[Good Guy]

mother hen ****ting smelly scum

[Sugarfree]

Turning around, the Ap Lady...

[Good Guy]

saw kj peeping and salivating

[AllUrban]

at the opportunities that awaited

[Sugarfree]

Not wishing to waste another...

[Good Guy]

moment, kj gobbled the scum

[ghj]

of the earth that will ~~~~

[Sugarfree]

make him the Ultimate SCUM!

[AllUrban]

Not even Cicakman would be........

[jules]

dreaming that KJ is Cacingman,

[Blue Jasmine]

dreaming that KJ is Cacingman,

and that AB is accually

[Flynn]

not filming on location in

[ghj]

slimy tunnel of the grossiest

[Sugarfree]

which is what KJ likes most...

[Good Guy]

Then came the idiots blindly......

[ghj]

scoop all the ice-cream they ~~~~

[GreyShadow]

ordered from Swenson's Earthquake Bowl

[Blue Jasmine]

ordered from Swenson's Earthquake Bowl

and ate until they couldn't

[ghj]

afford to gobble up another ~~~~

[AllUrban]

spoonful of goodness. AP stopped

[Sugarfree]

turning around to check her....

[GreyShadow]

big giant bloated ugly horrible...

[Sugarfree]

absolutely disgusting, puke-inducing, unbelievably...

[Good Guy]

dirty pet pig licking her.

[ghj]

She gasps in horror as ~~~~

[GreyShadow]

AB, MN, KJ, HO joins...

[AllUrban]

Fitness First, paying RM500 per

[Sugarfree]

month.However, running around the...

[Blue Jasmine]

month.However, running around the...

playground looking like a disgusting

[GreyShadow]

stupid morons waving tiny keris

[Sugarfree]

Just noise and nothing else.

[Good Guy]

Suddenly, all quiet; then BANG!

[Sugarfree]

Emerging from behind the screen...

[GreyShadow]

LKS riding on his rocket...

[Sugarfree]

Looking down, LKS suddenly realizes...

[AllUrban]

that he isnt as young........

[Blue Jasmine]

that he isnt as young........

as OKT, he suddenly wished

[Sugarfree]

he could turn back time.

[GreyShadow]

Then a time machine appeared...

[ghj]

and start to spew out ~~~~

[Sugarfree]

chee cheong fun from a....

[Good Guy]

hole and changed into LGE

[jianwei85]

manufacturing bum-bots with no watchamalit

[Good Guy]

Someone has been mumbling non-sense!

[evecyanide]

said the gnome, as he

[Flynn]

stared at his thingamagic. All ...

[Good Guy]

of a sudden, Fat Lady reappeared

[mimosa]

spewing out saliva like LKY

[Good Guy]

LGE (son of LKS) slapped..

[Sugarfree]

the nauseatingly disgusting AP lady's...

[evecyanide]

scullery maid, who then poured

[Sugarfree]

a bucket of what looked...

[Good Guy]

like steaming hot Chrysenthemum tea