The NeverEnding Story

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for dinner and everyone is.....

(And I'm supposed to be eating bakkutteh! :D:D:D )

[Dervish]

playing Musical Mango, a game ...

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played by three women and....

[Dervish]

a bunch of old men.

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whose wives are usually out....

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playing mahjong all night long ...

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The perfect time for these.....

[Dervish]

games to be played is ...

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is when the cat is....

:D:D

** sorry, just realized there is a repetition of the word "is" but it is too late to correct it now. **

[Dervish]

away? :confused: As for Musical Mango...

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the chairs are arranged such.....

[Dervish]

The biggest mango is thrown ...

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at the woman with the....

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prettiest smile. When the music ...

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stops, the woman holding the.....

(Thanks for playing, VP. Got some stuff to attend to. Nite! :) )

[Naka]

mango will have to strip :D

[loderunner]

and sing a funny song . . . .

[Dervish]

Sing? :eek: :eek: Good Heavens! No! Please! :eek:

[QuietStorm]

Sing? :eek: :eek: Good Heavens! No! Please! :eek:You're ok with stripping then? :D:D

[Dervish]

Anything but singing, my friend! :eek:

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Singing out of tune is....

[Dervish]

the abomination of all abominations!~!! :eek: :eek:

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I only enjoy hearing Jessica (Alba)....

[Dervish]

whisper sweet nothings in my ...

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ear all night long while.....

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Madame Alpha feeds me peanuts :D:D:D

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(Pukes! :eek: :D:D)

bought at Mydin for RM1.

[Dervish]

She cracked the nuts sloooowly .......:D:D:D (payback time, dude!)

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while gazing lovingly into my.....

:D

[Dervish]

... pale, pallid, frenzied, terrorized face.

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I was frozen with fear.

[Dervish]

And bolder did she become ! :eek: :eek:

(GTG Dude! ~~~ Time to wind down for the day and spend the rest of the night cackling like a bunch of hungry chickens. ) :eek: ~~~ *coughing la - what were you thinking?* :D:D

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Nothing could stop her from.....

(Have a good rest, dude. As Good Guy would advise, "Go have a cucumber. Good for cough. Rub some salt in, some more syok." Or words to that effect...maybe. :p What I'd like to say is Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. :D )

[Eastern Citizen]

breaking wind loudly and proudly!

[Naka]

that stayed in the room

[loderunner]

and wondered what to do

[Dervish]

Do you mean the wind? :confused:

[Dervish]

Is it Madame Alpha or ...

[Dervish]

are we talking about me?

[QuietStorm]

You think I'm a private.....

[Dervish]

privateer privateering for private pirates?

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No, I didn't think so.

[Naka]

I assume you from somalia

[loderunner]

the land with no government

[Firebird]

and no rich citizens to

[Dervish]

assault. Why must you come ...

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and create unrest in my....

[Dervish]

territory? Go seek your fortune ...

[Naka]

in the high seas there

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Go be a pirate. That....

[Dervish]

will suit us all fine! :mad:

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I for one agree that.....

[Dervish]

oats is a bad idea

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and good one too. It....

[Dervish]

is wholesome, delicious, nutritious and ...

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inexpensive but it's also awful.....

[Dervish]

trendy to swear by it.

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A new story begins. Once.....

[Dervish]

is not enough. Two is ...

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is against the law unless.....

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you have immunity and permission.

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from an old lady aka.....

[Dervish]

a very, very bad idea.

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hatched some 34 years ago.

:D

[Naka]

in a little far-away kampong

[loderunner]

dorminated by the women clan

[Dervish]

There were only three men ...

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who were the luckiest dudes....

[Dervish]

They were surrounded by women ..

[loderunner]

dressed to the barest minimum . . . .

[Dervish]

All they did all day .....

[QuietStorm]

lying on their backs, getting.....

[Dervish]

all their needs attended to ....

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by attractive china dolls in.....

[Dervish]

all imaginable shapes and sizes.

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from 36C to 42DD. What.....

[Dervish]

.. do you say to something .....

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that provides endless hours of....

[loderunner]

extreme exercise that brings joy . . . . .

[Dervish]

in its purest form and ...

[shthang]

followed by fatigue and pains ..

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screams and shouts of the....

[Dervish]

excruciatingly loud and ear-splitting kind

[Naka]

to the total satisfaction of

[QuietStorm]

Venuspop. Reaching into his pocket.....

[Dervish]

He took out a coin.

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then an arrow, followed by.....

[Dervish]

a cucumber and an egg ..

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(a) shuttlecock and two tennis balls....

[Dervish]

He had very big pockets. :D

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Very huge ones, you're right. :D:D

[Dervish]

So enormous were they that ...

[Naka]

a rabbit and a dog

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ran away in fear. Dolly

[Dervish]

the female cloned sheep was ...

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adopted by Dolly the singer. :D

[Dervish]

Both Dollies had a swell ...

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(Damn, that's tricky to continue! :p Going out now but if no one comes in when I'm back, I shall do my bestest and of course, refrain from being cheeky.... :D:D )

[Dervish]

(Damn, that's tricky to continue! :p Going out now but if no one comes in when I'm back, I shall do my bestest and of course, refrain from being cheeky.... :D:D )
(:D:D:D That's the whole idea, Dude. Jousting makes the going fun ;) ~~~ Meanwhile, if you (the reader) haven't already guess, we are calling for an INTERMISSION)

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(Intermission's Over. All kopi and curry puff sold out. What a hungry audience.)

idea. :D Both thought it'd be.....

[Dervish]

cool to cool it off...

[loderunner]

like a long cool cucumber . . . .

[Dervish]

No. Not that at all.

[QuietStorm]

It was something else. They.....

[Naka]

decided to have cool beer.........

[Dervish]

To cool off the heat ...

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on a scorching hot day.....

[Dervish]

Only, it didn't really help...

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as the beer only made....

[Dervish]

the two Dollies more rowdy

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More than that, actually. They.....

[Naka]

started singing at the top of

[QuietStorm]

their voices but there's no.....

[Dervish]

~~~ What? Sing? :eek: :eek: Must they sing? :mad:

[QuietStorm]

No singing! :D Instead they took.....

[Dervish]

some fig leaves and then...

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very carefully placed one over.....

[Dervish]

very carefully placed one over.....
(Shucks!! :D:D:D ~~~ You got me there! ;) I'll have to chew on this for a while......:D)

[QuietStorm]

(Shucks!! :D:D:D ~~~ You got me there! ;) I'll have to chew on this for a while......:D)(:D:D Don't take too long! )

[Dervish]

very carefully placed one over.....
a strategically important spot called ...

[QuietStorm]

the socket, for want of.....

[Naka]

water and life, then he

[Dervish]

He? Who is he, bro?

[QuietStorm]

It's His Mango Highness, no?

[Dervish]

Ahh! I see. Okay. He ...

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placed the leaf on Dolly's.....

[Dervish]

eyes so she sees not...:D:D

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eyes so she sees not...:D:D(Spoilsport! :p)

What she doesn't see doesn't.....

[Dervish]

harm her. Spoilsport? Whatever do ...

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you want me to say?

[Dervish]

Pray, tell me, tell me.

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Pray or go play huh?

[Charbroiled]

Is this play school or

[Dervish]

am I in the wrong ...

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place for mahjong? Please direct.....

[Naka]

me to Taikor SH's house

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where 3 Mahjong kakis are.....

[Dervish]

already fighting for limited fei

[loderunner]

luck has deserted me lately . . . . .

[Charbroiled]

but it won't stop me ..

[QuietStorm]

from reading a good book.....

[Naka]

on how to play mahjong

[QuietStorm]

with my three ex-wives who.....

[Dervish]

bicker all day long, endlessly

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about anything that moves except.....

[Dervish]

those that doesn't move much :D:D

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or at all. The ladies.....

[Naka]

always say " my old man..."

[loderunner]

always lectures me on life . . ..

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and the need to be.....

[Dervish]

in the thick of it.

[Naka]

to have money and money

[QuietStorm]

and a lot more! As.....

[Dervish]

I was saying just now....

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it is money that makes

[Dervish]

the whole world go round

[QuietStorm]

Love has the same effect

[Dervish]

I don't quite think so.

[QuietStorm]

On the contrary, I think.....

[Naka]

wars make the world go-round.

[loderunner]

After the war comes hope . . . .

[Dervish]

Hopes and dreams revive spirits.

[QuietStorm]

Sometimes that is not possible :(

[Dervish]

Nay, it is. It is!

[Naka]

they will be new works

[Dervish]

new openings, new aspirations and ...

[QuietStorm]

a Jessica Alba lookalike. She.....

[Dervish]

who? How did she get ...

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get into my bathroom? That.....

[Charbroiled]

strawberry looks delicious. May I

[Naka]

give her a tight hug

[loderunner]

and a long passionate kiss?

[QuietStorm]

Strawberry can get you excited?! :D:D

[Dervish]

It does. Sometimes, it does. :D:D

[QuietStorm]

Can you tell me how?

[Dervish]

Where does one even begin?

[Naka]

first it is very juicy.

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You'll be hooked within seconds

[loderunner]

The spirit starts to rise high . . . .

[Naka]

above the hills in Ipoh

[Dervish]

soaring over peaks and mountains ...

[QuietStorm]

big villages and impressive valleys

[loderunner]

a place just like heaven . . . . .

[QuietStorm]

only this is earth. they....

[Dervish]

- we're talking about strawberries, right?

[Naka]

where they are in abundance

[loderunner]

all over in Western Australia . . ..

[QuietStorm]

and in Cameron Highlands too.

[Dervish]

They're sweet, succulent and juicy ...

[QuietStorm]

One nibble and you're hooked.

:D

[Dervish]

Yes! Hook, line and sinker!

[QuietStorm]

That's the way it goes!

[Dervish]

Strawberries are a man's best ...

[QuietStorm]

'friend' when they are lying.....

[Dervish]

on the flower bed? Gee...

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I wouldn't know. Why don't.....

[Naka]

you take me over there

[loderunner]

which lies over the rainbow

[Dervish]

Are we still talking about ...

[QuietStorm]

kangaroos having mangoes for lunch.....

[Dervish]

Mangoes are sweet and delicious

[QuietStorm]

Even Madam Alpha and her.....

[Dervish]

entourage to Disneyland will agree

[QuietStorm]

(that) what is yours is mine!

[Dervish]

(and) what is mine is mine!

[QuietStorm]

Meanwhile back at the ranch.....

[Dervish]

the music way down low ....

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VP gyrated slowly while Dolly.....

(Could the sheep make an appearance again or for once, the busty legend does? Stay tuned to find out! :D )

[Dervish]

sang Little Sparrow on Youtube

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(:D:D Oh God!....it's D O L L Y! My favourite twins!! :p )

..the truly greatest creation since .....

[Dervish]

Adam was a boy but ...

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that's what you think. Actually.....

[Dervish]

that's what I think too.

[QuietStorm]

Adam has that thing called.....

[Naka]

manhood while Eve have none.

[loderunner]

Together both began to explore . . . .

[Dervish]

the Garden of Eden but ...

[QuietStorm]

ended up sniffing each other's

[Dervish]

hair. They needed shampoo, you ...

[Naka]

recommended 3 in 1 Aloe

[Dervish]

Vera with extra body conditioner

[QuietStorm]

Wait till you hear what...

[Dervish]

Rosie said about contaminated shampoo ..

[Naka]

that came from South India

[QuietStorm]

and West Africa. Shockingly, I.....

[Dervish]

applied iodised salt to my ...

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huge big purplish toe. Immediately....

[Naka]

you can feel the sensation

[QuietStorm]

travelling up to my sensitive.....

[loderunner]

body part creating a sensation . . .

[Dervish]

so tremulous the earth shook

[QuietStorm]

and my wife rushing in.....

[Naka]

to stop us from shaking

[QuietStorm]

but as it turned out.....

[Dervish]

she started shaking too. Together ...

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we did the cha cha.

(We may have lost the plot. :p )

[Naka]

and other dances for hours.......

[loderunner]

until all fell dead flat . . . .

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The music stopped. We went.....

[Dervish]

for a walk by the ..

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beach. Her hand suddenly rested.....

[Dervish]

on me. I blushed deeply ...

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I felt my face burning ....

[Naka]

I wanted to kiss her

[loderunner]

but something held me back . . .

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...for from a distance, I .....

[Dervish]

saw a cloud approaching fast ..

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A wall of water too!!

:eek:

[Dervish]

We headed for the hills

[QuietStorm]

where the music was playing