The NeverEnding Story

[Dervish]

Nothing comes easy, my friend!

[loderunner]

Ask and you'll be given

[Dervish]

whatever it is you want

[Naka]

you may end up (in) jail :D

[Dervish]

or sandwiched between two nags

[loderunner]

Take things easy each time . . .

[Dervish]

And make very simple plans

[Naka]

according to your own ability

[Dervish]

according to your own ability
I can shoot down lizards

[loderunner]

or climb up the wall . . . .

[Dervish]

Swing from tree to tree

[shthang]

using the long and strong.... ;)

[Naka]

arms and momentum (of) my body

[Dervish]

which is substantial, mind you! ;)

[Dervish]

But let me tell you ...

[Naka]

it's a lot of fun............

[Dervish]

swinging from tree to tree?

[shthang]

No, swimming in a river.....

[Naka]

where boys go stark naked

[Dervish]

and girls only half naked :mad:

[Naka]

those were the happy days :D

[Dervish]

lived the good old ways

[shthang]

everyone is unassuming and friendly

[Dervish]

... unabashed, uninhibited and unashamedly unruly..

[shthang]

no discrimination....unlike today's mess!! :mad:

[Dervish]

and who should we blame? :mad: :mad:

[shthang]

who else? the apanama loctor! :mad:

[Dervish]

which f@#$%^x&g one? That f@#$%^r? :D

[shthang]

korek...the biggest of all-time!!!

[Dervish]

If we get our hands ....

[Naka]

on him, what to do? :confused:

[Dervish]

why don't you tell me?

[shthang]

Don't worry, the judgement-day awaits...

[Dervish]

Worried? Who's worried? Me? You?

[Naka]

"who the hell f#$^@!&*% care!!"

[shthang]

taikor's inglis ada standard lately!! :D

[Naka]

taikor's inglis ada standard lately!! :D

Trying to impress Taikor VP. :D :D

[shthang]

flowery words starting with 'f' :D

[Naka]

flowery words starting with 'f' :D

it is just an alphabet. :D :D

[shthang]

it's direct, expressive and unambiguous :D

[Naka]

it's direct, expressive and unambiguous :D

Can you teach me please. :D

[shthang]

you learn better by doing! :D :D

[Naka]

iyam trying my level best. :D

[shthang]

Jiayou!! practice makes perfect, taikor!

[Naka]

Yes, "jia you, jia you!" :D

[Dervish]

Get back to the story :mad: :D

[Naka]

we are talking Taikor's inglis :D

[Dervish]

you wan say what here? :D:D

[Naka]

VP's English, "more tat ting!" :D

[Dervish]

Naka oso no so bad :D

[shthang]

my inglis is HP6 like....... :D

[Dervish]

Like what? Say quick quick! :D:D

[Dervish]

Long time ago, got one .....

(Let's start a new pidgin Inglis story :D)

[Naka]

come Ah Pek from dragon boat. 25 young....

[Dervish]

come Ah Pek from dragon boat. 25 young....
(8 words!! :eek: Excited with the story, are we?) :D:D

... chee koo teng oso come ...

(Chee koo teng = little boys, I think ;) )

[Naka]

(8 words!! :eek: Excited with the story, are we?) :D:D

... chee koo teng oso come ...

(Chee koo teng = little boys, I think ;) )


korek korek korek :D :D

They look healthy, excited, some-sing.

[Dervish]

But they got no teeth

[Naka]

no shirt, no shoe no

[Dervish]

socks some more, no pants.~~~ :eek: :eek:

[Naka]

It was a pathetic sight.

[Dervish]

Wah your Inglis veli keng!!

[Naka]

get back to the story :D

[Dervish]

Okay, sorry ~~~ Where were we? :D:D

[loderunner]

Still on the boat, yes?

[shthang]

plot got dysfunction so prematurely..... ;) :D

[Dervish]

which is a crying shame :o

[Naka]

Ah Pek decided to do

[Dervish]

... do what? Tell quick quick! :D

[Naka]

jump into the dirty water

[Dervish]

To save one poor boy

[Naka]

who could not swim properly

[Dervish]

Ah Pek became a hero

[loderunner]

Words spread around the town

[Dervish]

He became an instant celebrity

[Naka]

The mayor of the town

[Dervish]

came to shake his hands

[loderunner]

and presented the golden key

[Dervish]

which opens the golden door

[Naka]

to the city of KL.........

[loderunner]

the city that never sleeps

[Dervish]

the city where virtue weeps

[loderunner]

danger lies in every corners

[Naka]

where china dolls live happily

[Dervish]

and virtuous men live miserably ..

[loderunner]

pity other woman at home

[Dervish]

pity other men that's not

[Naka]

able to do it properly.

[Dervish]

in proper order and sequence

[loderunner]

following it step by step

[Dervish]

according to the standard method

[Naka]

under the supervision of VP :D

[Dervish]

who's strict about such 'matters'

[loderunner]

but there is no enforcement . . . . .

[Dervish]

one is free to proceed

[Naka]

as he pleases under any

[loderunner]

circumstances, without fear or favour

[Dervish]

So one day, Old Samy ...

[Eastern Citizen]

whilst out enjoying a quiet....................

[Naka]

evening walk in the park

[Dervish]

suddenly stopped in his tracks

[loderunner]

he ran out of breadth

[Dervish]

and ran out of "oomph"

[Naka]

he needs more multi vitamins.

[Dervish]

and tongkat ali as well

[loderunner]

But would all this help?

[Naka]

I am not too sure. :o

[loderunner]

He went to consult bomoh

[currymee]

who was Arnold the Terminator .... :D

[Naka]

Arnold laughed loudly when told

[currymee]

He was dead 4 times !! :eek:

[Naka]

but no one understand it

[Dervish]

I also don't. Do you?

[currymee]

Arnold laughed at everyone's ignorance .... :D

[Dervish]

while everyone looked at him

[currymee]

Arnold said 21st Century RECLONING .... :rolleyes:

[Dervish]

"Why? Cannot ar? Cannot ar?"

[Naka]

what is this word RECLONING? :eek:

[shthang]

'can tell more?' naka asked.

[loderunner]

Replaced with an exact replica . . .

[Dervish]

" ......explained Currymee, rolling his eyes.

[Naka]

"yah, need more scientific explanations!!" :confused: :mad:

[Dervish]

said Naka with rolling eyes :D:D

[Char Aznable]

According to Currymee, RECLONING is ...

[Dervish]

... duplicity at it's bestest best.

[Naka]

So Old Samy is (a) clone.

[shthang]

when his hair grew again...

[Dervish]

he was STILL a clone ...

[loderunner]

with his usual crude ways . . . .

[Dervish]

One day, he went camping ...

[Naka]

in the interior of sabah.

[Dervish]

where hungry head hunters prowl...

[loderunner]

waiting for the right moment

[Dervish]

to spring on his head ...

[Naka]

but they found none there

[Dervish]

but they found none there
:D :D

... so they searched for it.

(I think we're still talking about old Samy's clone head here...:D)

[loderunner]

They lost track of direction

[Dervish]

so they whipped out their ...

[shthang]

sophisticated heat seeking mini radar

[Naka]

QUOTE:... so they searched for it.

(I think we're still talking about old Samy's clone head here...) UNQUOTE



OK, let the radar search for it :D :D
======

A shot was heard and

[shthang]

someone was crying out loud

[Naka]

someone was crying out loud

His topee was blown off...... :D

[loderunner]

and never to be found

[shthang]

an orang-utan was wearing toupee....

[Naka]

Looks like an expensive one

[shthang]

joyfully swung from tree2tree with....

[Naka]

the toupee in his hand :D

[shthang]

and showed the long middle-finger... :D

[Naka]

and showed the long middle-finger... :D

followed by a loud cry.

[shthang]

old-samy nearly blew his top...

[Naka]

He cried loudly f@#$^^%$#@ monkey.

[shthang]

"you orang-utan!!! return nimbeh toupee....."

[Naka]

" wat, wat, wat," laughed orang-utan.

[shthang]

and cheekily showed 2 middle-fingers :D

[Naka]

Samy blood pressure shot up.......... :eek:

[shthang]

and his face turned purple

[Naka]

suddenly old samy started to.........

[shthang]

vomit blood. Orang-utan clapped hands..

[Naka]

Then turned their back side.............

[loderunner]

and show their ugly side . . .

[Naka]

which is full of shxxt.......

[loderunner]

The smell is too much . . .

[Naka]

old samy vomitted all over..............

[loderunner]

and polluted the whole sanctuary

[Naka]

The game warden walked over

[Dervish]

with a bunch of bananas...

[Naka]

Instead of eating, he throw

[Dervish]

them at poor old Samy

[Naka]

"what's that for" :eek: :mad: Samy cried

[shthang]

'Yak chiu!! message from Sg-Siput'

[Dervish]

Filled with despair, he howled ...

[shthang]

in pain over missing toupee

[Naka]

" i wan my toupee BACK" :mad: :mad:

[loderunner]

you may, on one condition . .. .

[shthang]

'samy, pls kiss my butt!'

[Naka]

" Don't worry, I have plenty." :D

[shthang]

'..of butts for you, old-Samy!'

[Naka]

Samy stick out (his) middle finger. :mad:

[shthang]

seeing that, one orang-utan (quickly) sat... :eek:

[Dervish]

demurely with legs clamped tight.

[Naka]

Everyone laughed their heads off......

[Dervish]

except poor confused old Samy

(I see shthang is sporting a new avatar. Is that Yoda?)

[shthang]

by scratching his bald top

taikorx2 sekalian - Star Wars movies are my favourite. From now on, you will see many Star Wars heros and villains in my avatar. The current one is my top favourite - Darth Vader. Jedi Master Yoda will be next.

[Dervish]

and also his other bald ...

[shthang]

little samy and two frens :D :p

[Dervish]

who seldom come out to ... :D:D

[shthang]

playx2 during daylight unless midnight :D :D

[Dervish]

when the moon not full ...

[shthang]

and mrs samy was around

[Dervish]

There was complete darkness, yes!

[Naka]

a hunter was seen walking

[Dervish]

No. Prowling outside the window.

[Naka]

waiting to strike at anytime.

[Dervish]

It was an exciting moment

[Naka]

for 12 midnight to come

[Dervish]

And when it finally came ...

[Naka]

old samy made his moves

[Dervish]

old samy made his moves
calculated to strike at unpredictable ...

[loderunner]

direction but fell off target

[Naka]

Out come another older man

[Dervish]

What? Some more older men? :eek: :D

[loderunner]

The bachelor party just began . . . .

[Dervish]

when Mrs Samy popped her ...

[Naka]

head into the window to

[Dervish]

hurl sweet potatoes at them ...

[Naka]

The bachelors shouted, " come here"

[Dervish]

But Samy wouldn't have it.

[loderunner]

Mrs Samy run inside hastily

[Dervish]

And double bolted her doors...

[shthang]

and quickly dressed-down for hot-pyjamas-party ;) :eek:


gtg now for dinner....

[Naka]

The lights dimmed and M/s-Samy

[loderunner]

started to undress the top

[Dervish]

Suddenly old Samy hollered from ...

[QuietStorm]

his balcony. Someone from behind....

[Dervish]

him was grinning and beaming ...

[QuietStorm]

with a decidedly evil expression

[Dervish]

which looked more like satiated... :D

[QuietStorm]

which looked more like satiated... :D(I'm stumped! Don't know how to continue from your sentence. I'm blur-blur today. :p )

Coming from behind, the corrupted....

[Dervish]

old fox peered through his ...

(enters Amanapa)

[QuietStorm]

bifocals and was shocked to......

[Naka]

see a snake with faces

[QuietStorm]

staring at him angrily. Without......

[Dervish]

further ado, he smacked the ...

[QuietStorm]

mirror! Only then did he.....

[Dervish]

realise his mistake. The snake ...

(smack the mirror? Ouch!!)

[QuietStorm]

as it turned out, was.....

(Yes, smacked the mirror! But can't blame him. It was an ugly snake!! :p)

[Dervish]

dead. It had a heart ...

[QuietStorm]

made of black stone. Incredibly,

[Dervish]

it started to pulsate uncontrollably ..

[QuietStorm]

to the MJ song "Thriller"

[Dervish]

At this point, the stone ...

[QuietStorm]

suddenly started glowing, much to....

[Naka]

the amazement to those around

[QuietStorm]

the fireplace. Hardly a second.....

[Naka]

passed by, another snake appeared

[QuietStorm]

with a crutch wrapped around....

[loderunner]

the leg and started crawling . . . .

[Naka]

in the direction of QS.

[QuietStorm]

Without hesitation, QS grabbed the......

[Dervish]

mike and started croaking like ...

[QuietStorm]

a rusty trumpet. Just then.....

[Naka]

sexy SH walked in and

[QuietStorm]

was surprised to find Miss.....

[loderunner]

CS coming out the shower . . . .

[Dervish]

I wonder who CS is. :confused:

[QuietStorm]

....trying to imitate. I thought.....

[Dervish]

I thought - I couldn't think! :eek:

[QuietStorm]

of a better excuse than.....

[Dervish]

to have roast pork knuckles

[QuietStorm]

cooked by Chef Naka. He....

[Dervish]

is serving Mango Roast Knuckles...

(GTG. :D:D I'm supposed to be doing some work. Be back later....)