The NeverEnding Story

[Dervish]

Unusually well. Cigar even better. ;)

[fonzie]

Wearily.....Castro is getting old.....

[Dervish]

His body is failing him

[fonzie]

give him naka's herbal soup...

[Dervish]

and give him blood poisoning?

[fonzie]

No.....America has more headaches....

[Dervish]

because they are DOOMED to ... :D

[fonzie]

..be QE'd and BRIC'ed soon... :D :D :D

[Dervish]

All Americans die standing la ...:D

[loderunner]

they will be back again

[fonzie]

hope not after a war....

[Dervish]

If so, what to do? *sighs* :D

(what's happened to our story line?)

[fonzie]

ran out of creative juices.....:(

[Dervish]

Where to buy such juices?

[QuietStorm]

The million dollar question, that! :D

[Naka]

juices on offer in shop....................

[Dervish]

Although expired a little bit

[Naka]

"I dun wan such juices!"

[Dervish]

"Sir!! You have no choice!!"

[shthang]

"How about fresh cow milk?"

[Dervish]

This one also can la

[shthang]

"Milk is china mari, ok?" ;)

[Dervish]

Like this must think think ;)

[Naka]

"Ozzie mari i wan one." :D :D

[shthang]

"why? beijing mari berri good!" ;)

[Naka]

"yes! but not the milk"

[shthang]

"ok, beijing beef lagi best?"

[Naka]

"Taikor, I can't afford that! ":o

[shthang]

"why? just ask from neighbour"

gtg now...tx for 'preying'

[Naka]

"why? just ask from neighbour"

gtg now...tx for 'preying'

"My neighbour is still in Beijing"


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P/S.....ok, see you in KL

[shthang]

"My neighbour is still in Beijing"

5-word game la, mahu cucumber?

[Naka]

5-word game la, mahu cucumber?

Why? I counted 5 this morning.....must have grown since :D :D

[shthang]

Why? I counted 5 this morning.....must have grown since :D :D
pls redeem...start a plot

[Naka]

Back to the thread.

"I haven't seen BJG months... :eek:

[shthang]

and really missed her dearly... ;)

[Naka]

She maybe dead or struggling.

[loderunner]

Gone fishing in the highlands

[Naka]

Suddenly a tiger appeared from...

[loderunner]

the bus packed with people . . . . .

[Naka]

there were blood and cries.

[loderunner]

Suddenly a hero stepped forward. . . . . .

[Dervish]

and his name is Naka

[Naka]

who was quick to grab..........

[shthang]

a shotgun and pulled the...

[Naka]

trigger aiming at the tiger.

[shthang]

He missed...tai-wok! The tiger...

[Naka]

leaped into the air. The people in the bus.....

[loderunner]

leaped into the air. The people in the bus.....
(Hi Naka, you're getting very blurred after the new record. This is a 5-word game. Why so many words-leh :confused: :confused: :confused: )

[Naka]

(Hi Naka, you're getting very blurred after the new record. This is a 5-word game. Why so many words-leh :confused: :confused: :confused: )

Aiya, sooo many games --all mixed up liao....sorry.

Pl carry on, I lost the plot liao

[Dervish]

Aiya, sooo many games --all mixed up liao....sorry.

Pl carry on, I lost the plot liao
*shakes head* ~~~ Naka, you are incorrigible, really one. ~~~ :D:D:D

Moving on with Naka's [The people in the bus...]

held on to their purses ....

[QuietStorm]

as they bus swayed dangerously ...

[Dervish]

over the curving hilly edges ..

[QuietStorm]

The passengers screamed as the

[Dervish]

the bus skidded along a ...

[QuietStorm]

winding road. From then on ...

[Dervish]

it was screams all the ...

[QuietStorm]

way downhill. The drunk driver

[Dervish]

went into a drunken stupor

[leesiew]

while drinking, smsing and driving!!

[Dervish]

and cursing, spitting and grumbling ..

[Naka]

suddenly a truck appeared infront.......

[Dervish]

All of them screamed in ...

[Naka]

unison and started to push .......

[Dervish]

themselves out of the window.

[Naka]

The driver on seeing this............

[Dervish]

went completely wild with rage

[loderunner]

and starting cursing the truck . . . . .

[Naka]

which is only 100m away.............

[loderunner]

with the loudest voice possible . . . . .

[Naka]

He cried, jump jump, OUT!! :eek: :eek:

[loderunner]

Sadly, it landed upside down

[Naka]

No one died but blood.............

[Dervish]

was everywhere. It ruined their ...

[loderunner]

appetite for a great feast

[Dervish]

Everyone became hysterical very soon

[loderunner]

and started running in circles

[Dervish]

the driver ran in squares :D

[loderunner]

surprised, two groups don't meet

[Dervish]

So they could not plan

[Naka]

Meanwhile a tiger appeared from...........

[Dervish]

the other upside down truck

[QuietStorm]

where a pot of gold ...

[Dervish]

could very well be seen

[shthang]

everyone ran helter-skelter for safety..

[Naka]

The tiger licked the (of) pot.

[Dervish]

Then he peed on it.

[Naka]

All of a sudden, he........

[Dervish]

turned to gold. He was ...

(Who is he again, anybody?) :D

[Doodles]

most agitated to see the..

[Dervish]

coconut? I think I'm lost! :eek:

[Doodles]

You're not alone.I'm too!

[Dervish]

What ever shall we do?

[Naka]

The driver looked up and.......

[Dervish]

then he looked down again.

[Naka]

there were blood all over..........

[Dervish]

I remember now. Blood, blood ...

[loderunner]

everywhere but not inside here

[Doodles]

That proves one thing. That○○

[Dervish]

blood is not inside here?

[shthang]

'Help....' someone groaned in pain

[Naka]

The driver was holding his.............

[QuietStorm]

Nokia uploading the accident pictures ...

[currymee]

of the gory headless victims .....

[loderunner]

to post pictures into Youtube

[Naka]

as well as in USJ-Forum....... :D

[Dervish]

Mr Chang did not approve

[Naka]

Bananas can be given out. :D :D

[Dervish]

To you and to me

[Naka]

so be careful, very careful............. :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Dervish]

We must mince our words :eek:

[shthang]

but eating bananas also good ;)

[Naka]

" to help flush the system?"

[shthang]

lately everyone behaves and no-banana...

[Naka]

Chatterbox attracts (a) few new surfers. :D

[shthang]

and introduced many interesting games...

[Dervish]

which is far too exciting

[Naka]

and this keep us busy................... :D

[Dervish]

from morning, noon till night. :D

[Naka]

and which is not healthy. :eek: :eek:

[Dervish]

What other options have we?

[Naka]

Easy, don't play too long....

[Dervish]

What is a good idea

[shthang]

to play without over indulgence....

[Sugarfree]

but dat is no fun!

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[Naka]

why do you said that?

[Dervish]

Because she can. Can you?

[Naka]

I didn't know she can.............. :o

[Dervish]

Who are we talking about?

[Naka]

didn't you mention she earlier?

[Dervish]

She? Who is she please?

[Naka]

"You mentioned her last time"

[Dervish]

I old and forgot easily ~~~ *looks blur for 2 seconds*

[QuietStorm]

Our new story starts in ...

[Naka]

the capital city, Kuala Lumpur.

[Dervish]

where water is scarce and ...

[shthang]

weather is humid and hot

[Naka]

but why there was demonstrations?

[shthang]

hundreds of ppl led by...

[loderunner]

someone who is very free . . . . . .

[QuietStorm]

on a Sunday. Wouldn't it ...

[Naka]

be better to sort out..........

[Dervish]

their dirty mismatched socks instead?

[Naka]

The demos were illegal and.............

[gary yap]

pornographic in nature, showing GaryYAP...

[Naka]

in a compromise position in..........

[Dervish]

the middle of the mob.

[Naka]

On seeing this, the Police..................

[loderunner]

marched straight towards the crowd

[Naka]

However stones were thrown into...............

[Dervish]

the air. They jumped for ...

[Naka]

cover under their large vehicles

[Dervish]

But the vehicles were removed.

[Naka]

they fought with the crowds

[Dervish]

Using Bruce Lee choreographed steps

[Naka]

QS came out with flying...............

[Dervish]

kick, twisted his fist to ...

[Naka]

-ward the ribs of cop

[Dervish]

breaking at least three or ...

[shthang]

or four consecutive thundering fart

[Naka]

in the process. The smell of the fart was so strong, the crowds...

[shthang]

couldn't tahan and all puked....

[Naka]

While they were at it...

[Dervish]

I was also at it. :o

[Naka]

The cops recovered and straight

[loderunner]

in the process. The smell of the fart was so strong, the crowds...
(Naka, why so many words here? :confused: )

called in the SWAT team

[Dervish]

who went for coffee break

[loderunner]

having bread and butter only

[Dervish]

What? No oats this morning?

[loderunner]

oats was out of stock

[Dervish]

After coffee, they dilly dallied.

[Naka]

on the coming general election.

[Dervish]

This is all because of ...

[Naka]

all the candidates, none was

[Dervish]

wearing socks and shoes. This ...

[Naka]

is a disgrace and do.

[loderunner]

not reflect well on them

[Dervish]

because shoes and socks are ...

[loderunner]

essential for the party dressing

[Dervish]

Dear me! I'm lost again! :eek:

[loderunner]

Take a moment to reflect

[Dervish]

On my childhood ambition again

[gary yap]

... where we chase girls and...

[Naka]

and swam in the river

[loderunner]

totally naked but not embarrassed

[Naka]

Those were the happy days..

[Dervish]

we were young and gay

[Naka]

then and there were no...........

[Dervish]

schools with rules and regulations.

[shthang]

Everyone was equal and simple.....

[Dervish]

because their minds were simple.

[Naka]

things they played also simple.

[Dervish]

their leaders were also simple

[Naka]

Their dresses were simple too.

[Dervish]

So were their many wives

[Naka]

Foods were very basic then

[loderunner]

the price is very affordable

[Dervish]

A shirt will last forever

[Naka]

and so a ball too

[loderunner]

but not the walking shoes

[Naka]

walked around in kaki ayam.

[shthang]

most men wore Pagoda singlet

[Dervish]

and blue coloured cotton underwear

[shthang]

roaming freely in the neighbourhood

[Naka]

girls went around in sarongs............

[Dervish]

half naked with taunting eyes

[Naka]

and their itam manis look.

[loderunner]

causing havoc in every place

[Dervish]

raging hormones on every face

[shthang]

all covered and no cleavage.. ;)

[Dervish]

which is quite a shame

[shthang]

...to hide the great asset

[Dervish]

which in my humble opinion ...

[shthang]

was to adopt open policy

[Dervish]

open and transparent, mind you.

[loderunner]

Open policy cannot make money

[Naka]

there are followers to feed

[Dervish]

deep pockets to line and ...

[Naka]

unforeseened expenses to fork out

[Dervish]

like gold plated letter openers

[Naka]

Blue diamonds studded Rolex watches

[Dervish]

Solid gold toilet and tubs

[loderunner]

The wealth is too much . . . .

[Dervish]

Nothing is ever too much

[Naka]

Everything is never ever enough.

[shthang]

20mil Balinese mansion in Shah-Alam

[Dervish]

Gold finished private jet interior

[Naka]

Life is short, rejoice, enjoy.

[Dervish]

Don't worry and be happy?

[loderunner]

Spend all before the end

[Dervish]

Throw caution to the wind?

[Naka]

and you maybe in troubles

[Dervish]

So keep a little bit?

[Naka]

here and there in banks...............

[Dervish]

and fat piggy coin boxes

[Naka]

buy arts and invest (in) gold

[Dervish]

Gold is a better investment

[Naka]

as (a) safe haven against wars.

[loderunner]

what's gold when no food

[Dervish]

is available for us all?

[Naka]

Be happy (with) what you have.

[Dervish]

And if you are not ...

[Naka]

you have to try harder :D

[Dervish]

If you don't try harder ...

[loderunner]

life will be miserably sad . . . .

[Dervish]

This is all because of ...

[Naka]

this is a challenging world.

[Dervish]

Aye! I agree. Aye again!

[loderunner]

Can we make it better?

[Dervish]

Do you think we can?

[Naka]

You think it is easy? :eek: