The NeverEnding Story

[Doodles]

I'm all for that dudes

[Dervish]

What the heck happened here?

[Naka]

we lost the plot...pl undo the damage..TQ

[Dervish]

One day I went into ....

[Doodles]

a state of madness when..

[Dervish]

a mad cow bite me.

[Doodles]

on my fat butt. I..

[Dervish]

smacked the mad cow so ...

[leesiew]

...hard till it meowed.The

[Naka]

next thing, the mad cow.........................

[Doodles]

turned into an angry cat!

[Naka]

with sharp claws waiting to..............................

[Doodles]

pounce on the poor victim..

[Dervish]

which is me of course!

[Naka]

VP ran for his life............

[Dervish]

So did the blur Naka ~~~ :D:D

[loderunner]

Where are you running to?

[Dervish]

I simply have no idea

[Doodles]

how to fry an egg..

[Dervish]

So I asked my neighbour

[Doodles]

but he was clueless so..

[Dervish]

he asked his forum's administrator

[Doodles]

who only knew how to..

(GTG dude! Thanks for playing. :) )

[Dervish]

prepare the button mushroom omelette

(Sure thing, dude)

[loderunner]

to be eaten for breakfast . . . .

[Dervish]

lunch, dinner and sometimes, supper.

[loderunner]

egg here, egg there, everywhere

[Dervish]

Chicken? Eggs? Which comes first?

[Naka]

First or last doesn't matter.

[Dervish]

Chicken crossed the road. Why?

[Doodles]

Get to the other side? :confused: :D

[Dervish]

What's on the other side?

[loderunner]

The grass is greener there

[Doodles]

Their claypot bakkutteh serving's bigger! :D

[Dervish]

So that's where the chicken ...

[Doodles]

is but I want to..

[Dervish]

say the Incredible Cocksome chicken

[Doodles]

has his eye on charming..

[Dervish]

Miss Jenny who speaks pidgin..

[Doodles]

with her alien friends. One..

[Dervish]

day, Mr Cocksome and Jenny ...

[QuietStorm]

decided to learn a new ...

[Naka]

sports like dancing and they

[loderunner]

sway happily throughout the night

[Naka]

to the music and rhythms

[Dervish]

When night came fast, they ...

[Aquarius]

could not help themselves but...

[leesiew]

to adjourn to the mamak

[loderunner]

only finding its door closed

[Dervish]

They kicked the door down.

[QuietStorm]

causing the waiter to drop ...

[Dervish]

his dentures onto the table

[loderunner]

He sincerely begged for forgiveness

[Dervish]

kneeling down as he did

[loderunner]

reaching to collect the dentures

[Dervish]

His face was red as ...

[xinrong]

overboiled prawns and he panted.....

[Dervish]

like a winded old Boxer

[loderunner]

He slowly stood up straight . . . . . .

[xinrong]

wincing at the aching knee....

[Doodles]

bandaged by her loving mom..

[Dervish]

whom I do not know.

[xinrong]

but would like to know...

[Doodles]

since it is her daughter..

[xinrong]

that i am now eyeing....

[Doodles]

though she doesn't give me..

[Dervish]

two hoots and a half

[Doodles]

I cried. I wiped my tears.

[Dervish]

with her hair and dried ...

[Doodles]

prunes were everywhere, though I..

[Dervish]

was too depressed to eat.

[loderunner]

I drank the juice instead . . . . .

[Dervish]

And before long, I was ..

[QuietStorm]

hopping right back into ...

[Dervish]

the living room with my

[loderunner]

loved one hand in hand . . . .

[Dervish]

and our cheek to cheek

[loderunner]

body to body in harmony

[Dervish]

according to the written script

[loderunner]

the scene is very different

[Dervish]

The director kept shouting "CUT!"

[Doodles]

but the actors kept on..

[shthang]

pounding relentlessly on the helpless..... :eek:

[QuietStorm]

goats ! :eek: The two chefs then ...

[Dervish]

smiled sheepishly into the camera.

[Doodles]

The producer fired them instantly!

[Dervish]

Now he needed new actors

[Naka]

Birdy, VP, me stepped forward

[loderunner]

to answer call of nature . . . . .

[Dervish]

which was quickly done. Then ...

[Doodles]

it was Selma's turn to..

[Dervish]

grin foolishly into the camera

[Doodles]

as if she had just..

[Dervish]

had a good one. That ...

[Naka]

is to say, a good meal. She

[loderunner]

drown herself with the wine . . . .

[Dervish]

and sober up with coffee

[Doodles]

and a large pot of..

[xinrong]

green tea well-steeped and hot...

[Dervish]

Did I mention roasted nuts?

[Doodles]

No. You did not, sir.

[Dervish]

I must have forgotten again.

[Naka]

Meanwhile, birdy answered a call.

[Dervish]

The call came from Perth

[Doodles]

It was made from a..

[Dervish]

public phone by the banks ...

[Doodles]

of Sungai Gombak on a..

[Dervish]

dirt road called Jalan Kotor

[Doodles]

Been Dirtier where a chendol..

[Dervish]

make shift stall once stood.

[Doodles]

selling 1000 bowls a day

[Dervish]

to guys and gals alike

[QuietStorm]

whose common interest was badminton

[Naka]

including tennis, footy, bedminton, golf............

[Dervish]

and all things excitingly wild

[fonzie]

it's packed on hot days..

[Dervish]

and even on cold days

[fonzie]

Poor neighbour has no business...

[Naka]

he thinks of new ideas................(htg---lunch) :D

[fonzie]

He decides to fold shop....

[Naka]

but his clients want to............

[fonzie]

Too late! He committed suicide!

[Naka]

Alamak, his friends decided to..........

[Dervish]

help rescue him by resuscitation.

[Naka]

They did the CPR on.......

[Dervish]

the dead neighbour and succeeded.

[Naka]

Then they called the ambulance.......

[Dervish]

Pee poo pee poo pee ....

[Naka]

Twenty minutes later, (the) ambulance arrived..........

[Dervish]

By this time, however, the ...

[Naka]

neighbour started to puke badly.

[Dervish]

And then, he just died!

[Naka]

Everyone started to cry loudly.........

[fonzie]

Even the pet dog too..

[Doodles]

○○ not forgetting the neighbour's pet..

[fonzie]

Sadness hung over the air....

[Naka]

and in the whole village.

[fonzie]

Then someone delivered an eulogy...

[Naka]

Then and only then, we........................

[Dervish]

wondered why we were there.

[fonzie]

Word has it that the....

[Dervish]

dead neighbor had deep pockets

[shthang]

and left behind a nubile... ;)

[Dervish]

whatchamacallit with slender limbs and ...

[shthang]

curvaceous body with two big...

[Dervish]

hairy moles above her lips.

[fonzie]

Rumours has it she is....

[Naka]

looking for younger stronger man.

[loderunner]

Who can carry her upstairs . . .

[leesiew]

She hates using her wheelchair

[Naka]

and she hopes to exercise...

[leesiew]

She hasn't done that since.......

[Naka]

she had to look after......

[leesiew]

her useless unemployed husband who........

[Naka]

was sick for (a) long time.

[Dervish]

Poor neighbour and his wife

[Naka]

were visited by (the) Welfare Agency.

[Dervish]

Who took away all their

[Naka]

suffering by giving them gifts................

[Dervish]

of cakes and biscuits and ...

[QuietStorm]

hampers, iPod touch, iPads and..

[Dervish]

I think that is all.

[fonzie]

Hey we forgot about birdy....!!!

[Dervish]

Birdy's not in this story ~~~~~ (or is he?)

[fonzie]

Post #13853, birdy answered call....

[loderunner]

What call? Call of nature?

[Dervish]

Is Birdy the neighbour or ....

(Sorry Dude ~~~ I'm quite LOST!!!)

[fonzie]

....dead man? I am blurred.....

(let's try to save/continue the story...)

[Dervish]

Ahhhhh!! ~~~ Birdy received a call ...

[fonzie]

...from an old friend and....

[Dervish]

they decided to meet up?

[fonzie]

Guess what? Birdy's friend is.....

[Dervish]

Naka? Or you? Or me?

[fonzie]

Oh I forgot, silly me.... :eek: :eek: :eek: :D :D :D

[Dervish]

What ever shall we do? :eek: :eek:

[fonzie]

let's try monday morning quarterbacking... :D :D :D

[Dervish]

Where do I begin ~~~~ to ...:D

[fonzie]

quarterbacking?....come back next Monday.... :D :D :D

[Dervish]

Too long to wait, friend. ;)

[loderunner]

Patience is the best virtue

[fonzie]

continue story telling....

Meanwhile, on Talk Hen island....... :cool:

[Dervish]

a new plot is plotted :D

[fonzie]

Boh Soo and Boh Nea........

[Dervish]

were two boh bungling bozos ...

[fonzie]

..raised by Chuan Ah couple....

[Dervish]

Their island was quiet and ...

[fonzie]

...had a population of 44...

[Dervish]

One day, a mysterious entourage ...

(This is the same Naka-AJJ island, right? :confused: )

[fonzie]

...of four dressed in black...

(No...this is Boh Soo Boh Nea (Hokkien for no lose no win..) siblings....raised by Chuan Ah (figuratively mati la..) thread...everything is very morbid, suai etc etc....) :D :D :D

[Dervish]

arrived to turn their world ...

[fonzie]

from heaven to hell. Alas...

[Dervish]

thought Chuan Ah as he ...

[fonzie]

...light the candles. He then...

[Dervish]

remembered that he had forgotten ...

[fonzie]

...what to say to God...

[Dervish]

so he spread out his ...

[fonzie]

....hands and started to cry...

[Dervish]

to his ancestors down below

[xinrong]

who looked up in bewilderment

[Dervish]

not knowing what to make ...

[fonzie]

out of the present generation...(shake heads..)

[xinrong]

hollering away and disturbing peace

[Dervish]

cursing all to kingdom come :D:D

[xinrong]

disregarding the eternal retirement's quietness

[Dervish]

They gave an earful to ...

[fonzie]

cheang.... cheang.... cheang...cheang....cheang....(clashing sounds of cymbals) :D :D :D

[Dervish]

*LOL* ~~~ The cymbals gave the ancestors ...

[xinrong]

a mind-numbing throbbing headache

[Dervish]

So they asked the musicians ...

[fonzie]

to play a classical number...

[Dervish]

Strangely, they agreed. With cymbals ...

[fonzie]

they improvise on a Mozart...

[Dervish]

piece "The Marriage of Figaro"

[fonzie]

the ancestors were enjoying themselves....

[Dervish]

with Chinese tea and peanuts

[fonzie]

and naka's award-winning herbal soup..

[Dervish]

which is guaranteed to resurrect ..

[fonzie]

the Christmas spirit in you...

[Dervish]

What about New Year cheer?

[fonzie]

and some say CNY too.... :D :D :D

[loderunner]

It's a period of celebration . . . .

[Dervish]

For me and for you

[fonzie]

and all Talk Hen islanders...

[Dervish]

All forty four of them

[fonzie]

...and MJ and his dancers...

[Dervish]

plus the musicians with cymbals

[fonzie]

meanwhile, the scene turns to .....

[Dervish]

the ancestors who were still ...

[fonzie]

in a celebratory mood and....

[Dervish]

I've no idea who else :D:D:D

[fonzie]

perhaps we do a google...... :D :D :D

[Dervish]

A capital idea, good sir!

[fonzie]

!@#$% alamak! google got hacked!...

[Dervish]

So we start new story.

[Doodles]

Strangely the sun started to..

[Dervish]

rise from the far north

[fonzie]

and set in the south.....

[Dervish]

Time to adjust our clock

[fonzie]

plus/minus as the crow flies....

[Dervish]

and what about the eagles?

[fonzie]

eagles not included, batteries yes... :D

[Dervish]

That is good to know. :D

[fonzie]

What time is it now?.......

[loderunner]

Time has no relevance here

[fonzie]

let us make do with.....

[loderunner]

whatever given by mother earth

[Dervish]

Fruits and nuts for breakfast?

[fonzie]

how about ubi kayu too....?

[Dervish]

With coffee it is good

[fonzie]

coffee goes well with cigarettes...?