The NeverEnding Story

[bzjude]

Oh! No! Door's locked! How?

[loderunner]

Climb through the window lah!

[Dervish]

Break down the wall lah!!

[Doodles]

Pass me a big hammer!!

[Dervish]

You need approval from MPSJ!!

[Doodles]

Can you pull some strings?

[Dervish]

I only got rafia. Can?

[Doodles]

Ha ha ha. That's funny!

[Dervish]

So rafia cannot use ar?

[Doodles]

Forget rafia, give me a..

[Dervish]

rubber band? Can or not?

[Doodles]

No thanks, I just peeed! :eek: :D

[Dervish]

Ai yoh!! ~~~ Like this how?

[loderunner]

Have to mop the floor then . . . .

[Dervish]

Make him mop the floor!!

[loderunner]

Very smelly. Ta boleh tahan-leh

[Dervish]

Doodles!! ~~ You come back here!! :D:D:D

[loderunner]

But don't pee here again . . . .

[QuietStorm]

Rubber-bands can come in handy ;)

[Dervish]

But you need plastic bags...

[QuietStorm]

...to pee into if rubber-bands..

[Dervish]

can't hold. :D:D ~~~ Now Doodles, are ....

[QuietStorm]

(Are?)

three aliens living in one ...

[Dervish]

(Are?)

three aliens living in one ...
(as in....are you....*whispers* Doodles is a real character in this forum so you'd want to be nice ;) )

which is quite a feat...

[QuietStorm]

(hahaha...all here are real people. Just that some have multiple identities! Just like in a real life spy story. Intriguing. :D)

even for Arnold who is revived yet again ! This may be his BIGGEST battle yet and this time he is pitted against the one and only ...

[Dervish]

(hahaha...all here are real people. Just that some have multiple identities! Just like in a real life spy story. Intriguing. :D)

even for Arnold who is revived yet again ! This may be his BIGGEST battle yet and this time he is pitted against the one and only ...
(Hmmm.....that's quite an earful up there. ~~~ ;) ~~~ You might want to check the thread title)

(Holy Toledo!!~~~ :eek: :eek: :eek: ~~~ I'm getting so good at this!!)

Godzilla? Or was it Doodles? :D:D

[QuietStorm]

(Sorry my man. I screwed up there. Being away for too long isn't a good thing. :(. It could also be age is catching up with me. :(. Somebody please get me a hot pot of "poh lei". lol)

We will never know, if ...

[Dervish]

the hot pot of poh lei ....

[QuietStorm]

the hot pot of poh lei ....(You got six words in! Only five are allowed. hahahaha )

is going to be served ....

[Dervish]

(You got six words in! Only five are allowed. hahahaha )

is going to be served ....
( :eek: :eek: :eek: Oops!!! ~~~ and I thought I'm getting good at this ~~~ :o :o :D:D )

I prefer teek kun yam

[QuietStorm]

Got to go. Good day. :D

[Doodles]

Day is ending .ô.

[Dervish]

Day is ending .ô.
Quota is 5, Dude

The sun is long gone

[Doodles]

but tomorrow it'll rise again.

[xinrong]

to illuminate our hot days

[loderunner]

must shower in the morning

[Doodles]

Hot or cold shower dude?

[loderunner]

Cold after a hot night

[Doodles]

Hot night? Cool shower? Ok! :D:D

[loderunner]

Ok? Sure with Selma around . . . . . :o

[Dervish]

Just who is Selma please?

[Doodles]

She starred in Cruel Intentions.

[Dervish]

and she had no intentions

[Doodles]

to give up on a..

[Dervish]

diamond ring Doodles promised her.

[Doodles]

To make the ring hers..

[xinrong]

she will go the distance

[Dervish]

do all sorts of theatrics

[xinrong]

makes all sorts of faces

[Dervish]

just to win her man

[Doodles]

Making faces only? I don't..

[Dervish]

know about that though. Hmm...

[Doodles]

There must be more she..

[Dervish]

can offer in terms of .....:D

[Doodles]

her celluloid fame and her..

[Dervish]

other wondrous attributes so coveted ....

[Doodles]

by men all over the..

[xinrong]

planet, maybe even till Mars

[Doodles]

A fair enough deduction there. :D

[xinrong]

that's why aliens are visiting

(got to go...have a nice weekend!)

[Doodles]

Many already got their My•a○! :eek: :D:D

(You too. Enjoy the weekend! )

[Dervish]

and speaking their mother tongues

[Doodles]

That calls for a celebration! ↓☻↓

[Dervish]

Roll out the barrel, dude!

[Doodles]

Chilled glasses, please. Bottoms UP! :D:D

[Dervish]

A Martini, shaken not stirred

[Doodles]

James Bond is here ah?

(GTG. Thanks for playing! )

[loderunner]

Yes with the stunning ladies

[Dervish]

of various shape and sizes

[loderunner]

that makes salivia ooze automaically . . . . .

[Dervish]

Why, you want to eat ...

[loderunner]

food now-hah? Not ready yeah . . . . .

[Doodles]

I'm hungry. When is dinner?

[Dervish]

Dinner is a done deal

[Doodles]

Thank goodness there's still supper!

[Dervish]

That's a bad idea. A .......:D:D:D

[Doodles]

million reasons why it is..

[Dervish]

I will tell you one.

[Doodles]

right after I have ordered..

[bzjude]

What would you like, sir? :)

[Dervish]

Espetada with iced lemon tea

[loderunner]

any appertizer for you, sir?

[Dervish]

Oh yes, if you please.

[xinrong]

preferably some crunchy munchy ones

[Doodles]

like crunchy Ngan Yin groundnuts

[Dervish]

which grew on the slopes ...

[Doodles]

of Mountain Godzilla in Kyoto..

[Dervish]

now covered by the haze

[Doodles]

caused by open burning in..

[bzjude]

Neverland by the silly Captain Hook... :p

[Dervish]

and that is six words!

[bzjude]

Name is one word..no? :confused: :D

[Dervish]

Only with a "-" between :D

[Doodles]

But that is called cheating!

[Dervish]

Don't frighten poor bzjude, you!! ~~~ *growls at Doodles*

[bzjude]

Hmmm... Selma Doodles is two? :D

[Dervish]

It's Selma and Doodles, bzjude

[Doodles]

We are two different persons!

[Dervish]

Deeply intertwined, I'm really afraid.

[bzjude]

Ah..."Selma Doodles" is one then? :p (Really like your tagline V, makes real sense)

[Doodles]

Six words again there dude! :D:D

[Dervish]

So do we carry on?

[Doodles]

Yes, until we get it right!

(Still wrong. Six words!! :D:D )

[Dervish]

I'm so glad you counted. :D

[Doodles]

I'm right this time..right? :D

[Dervish]

Right? Of course you're right!! :D

[Doodles]

One two three four five.

:D:D

[Dervish]

Very good! You CAN count. :D:D *looking impressed*

[Doodles]

TQ! I'm off to bed. :D

[loderunner]

Rise earlier to continue game . . . .

[karen yong]

The game is starting again

[leesiew]

and then the cow sang!

[Doodles]

to a packed hall in..

[Dervish]

PWTC. Getting the cows there ....

[Doodles]

wasn't hard to do at..

[loderunner]

all. Looking for transport is . . . .

[Dervish]

Somehow, they managed to transport ...

[loderunner]

half a cow each trip . . . .

[Dervish]

I wonder how that happened....

[karen yong]

It happens in a blink

[Dervish]

of an eye. Before I ....

[karen yong]

can say a word, I........

[Dervish]

saw all hundred cows together.

[Dervish]

When the pandemonium is settled ...

[leesiew]

crutches fell from the sky!!

[Dervish]

Now, can you believe that?

[Doodles]

despite the crutch shower, I..

[Dervish]

am still crutch-less. This is ....

[Doodles]

only because I'm not a..

[loderunner]

person with strong reflex action . . . . .

[Dervish]

So the cows sang and ...

[Doodles]

sang. The final song was..

[Dervish]

"My Way". Isn't that obvious?

[loderunner]

Obvious? I don't see it.

[Doodles]

on the playlist. Where is..

[Dervish]

the playlist? Who took it!!

[loderunner]

Definitely it is not me

[Dervish]

It is not me too

[loderunner]

Then, who is the one

[Doodles]

who has the playlist? Don't..

[Dervish]

play play like this one. :D

[Doodles]

Who wants to karaoke tonight?

[Dervish]

You can count me OUT!

[Doodles]

Thought you've a good voice?

[Dervish]

But you see, you don't !! :D:D:D

[Doodles]

Who told you that dude?

[Dervish]

A little bird who knew

[Doodles]

all about the birds and..

[Dervish]

the bees, the flowers and ...

[Doodles]

pollination. Yes sir, especially pollination..

[Dervish]

Gosh!! ~~~ I just hit 6000 (posts) :eek:

[Doodles]

Bring on the dancing girls! ♥

[Dervish]

and what about the champagne?

[Doodles]

Champagne and dancing girls? Greedy! ♥

[Dervish]

Who isn't? You? Couldn't be!

[Doodles]

I'm always hungry, not greedy.

[loderunner]

Hungry for girls or food?

[Dervish]

Absolutely! That is his signature.

[Doodles]

Hungry for bakkuteh. Nothing more. :D:D

[Dervish]

Really? I've heard that before. :D

[loderunner]

Shy to say in public?

[Dervish]

Then whisper in my ear ...

[QuietStorm]

...or mine if you like.

[Dervish]

Now Doodles, don't be coy. ;)

[Doodles]

Modesty isn't my middle name. ;)

[Aquarius]

Is it your first name then?

[loderunner]

(heh aquarius, 5 words game here-lah)

The name is really misleading . . . . .

[Dervish]

Doodles sounds innocent and naive

[loderunner]

On the contrary, he is . . . .

[Dervish]

not innocent or naive? How...

[loderunner]

do you describe him then?

[Dervish]

Really hungry all the time

[QuietStorm]

..for chicken chop and curry ..

[Dervish]

goats. But let us return ...

[Doodles]

to the story or else..

[Dervish]

No need to "or else"

[Doodles]

Of course, there's a need..

[Dervish]

No, there isn't any need..

[loderunner]

So, yes or no then . . . .

[Dervish]

No. Definitely no but I ...

[Doodles]

can't decide for you dear.

[Dervish]

That is a preposterous idea

[Doodles]

dreamt up by a loitering..

[loderunner]

forumer who is so free . . . . ..

[Dervish]

that he followed his dreams

[loderunner]

to write all the fantasy . . . . . . . .

[Dervish]

stories about jump walking zombies

[Doodles]

and really ugly jumping frogs

[Dervish]

all flooding the Empire Shopping ...

[loderunner]

crowding all the passage ways . . . . . .

[xinrong]

clogging the departmental stores, browsing

[loderunner]

through the beautiful dresses hanging . . . . . .

[Dervish]

up in racks of four.

[xinrong]

sizes fitting zombies and frogs?

[Dervish]

The salesgirl had a headache

[xinrong]

Migraine was more like it

[Dervish]

I wouldn't know the difference

[xinrong]

Migraine has a longer lifespan :D

[Dervish]

And it is dastardly too?

[xinrong]

Yes, dastardly to the sufferer....

[Dervish]

Professional help is available now

[xinrong]

now indeed is the time

[Doodles]

The timing is indeed perfect

[Dervish]

Perfect for what again, please?

[Doodles]

Didn't you hear? My wife..

[Dervish]

is in Hong Kong again.

[Doodles]

I'm a bachelor again for..

[Dervish]

two weeks plus one month

[Doodles]

The first thing I'm going..

[Dervish]

to do is to call ...

[Doodles]

up my dentist for an..

[Dervish]

appointment, a boring detail but ...

[Doodles]

then I'm a boring person..

[Dervish]

with the most boring prospects.

[QuietStorm]

ever. On the other hand ...

[Naka]

the dentist is also a .............

[loderunner]

man of few short words . . . . . . .

[Dervish]

He only wants the tooth

[Doodles]

extracted and charged you a :↓:

[Dervish]

...an arm and a leg.

[Doodles]

How I wish I could..

[Dervish]

throw caution to the wind...

[xinrong]

and extract the tooth myself :eek: :eek:

[Dervish]

I knew this is impossible

[xinrong]

then again it may work

[Dervish]

So I tied a rafia ...

[xinrong]

to my tooth then door

(gotta chao for work...have a nice day!)

[Dervish]

I yelled for my wife...

(ok - cya)

[Doodles]

to pull the door. 1...

[Dervish]

minute later, I hear footsteps...

[loderunner]

Then I hear voices also

[Dervish]

Someone knocked on the door.

[xinrong]

I wondered whether to open

[loderunner]

What if it's 'something' frightening . . . . .

[Dervish]

That is worse than wifey?

[Doodles]

without her 5 inch makeup?

(That's it. I'm sleeping on the couch tonight! :eek: )

[Dervish]

Couch! Tonight we sleep together.

[Naka]

on the carpet over there

[Dervish]

I on top, you below ...

[Naka]

how to sleep like that............

[Aquarius]

why are you spoiling my fantasy?

[Naka]

"Aiyo, the one below cannot breath lah" :mad:

[shthang]

why not, use conventional top-bottom :p

[Naka]

why not, use conventional top-bottom :p

" please show us this conventional position." :D

[shthang]

u really munchacha...5-words la!

[Naka]

u really munchacha...5-words la!

I followed your previous entry! :rolleyes:

[shthang]

kenot show here, else banana

[Naka]

do you mean 'onsen' styles?

[shthang]

filthy mind....but ur close ;)

[Naka]

let's go back to (the) story :D :D