The NeverEnding Story

[loderunner]

have mother of all stomaches .....

[Doodles]

There is more! The culprit..

[loderunner]

lose all the teeth and . ..

[Doodles]

as if it isn't enough..

[loderunner]

lose all inside hair too ...

[Doodles]

That should be about enough!

[loderunner]

Be blessed that you're alive . . . .

[Doodles]

to enjoy all thAt life..

[Dervish]

*LOL* ~~~ so much loss!! ~~~ should be about enough? ~~~ *ROTFLMAO*

Don't you ever, ever forget...

[Doodles]

(LOL. I had meant to say we should stop punishing the poor fellow already. LOL○LOL○LOL. )

that what comes after G...

[Dervish]

that what comes after G...


is a "string' of H ...

[Doodles]

followed by fresh dollar notes

[Dervish]

folded tightly and tucked into

[Doodles]

that stunner of a policewoman's..

[Dervish]

stringy, gooey, alien packed imagination

:D:D:D

[Doodles]

New story begins in 10 (secs)

:D:D

[Dervish]

New story begins in 10 (secs)

:D:D
Nine Eight Seven Six Five .....(secs)

[loderunner]

numbers for this week's Toto . . . . .

[Doodles]

I have already bought! You?

[Dervish]

No, not going to buy.

[Doodles]

Buy and win $ dude!

[Dervish]

Money can't buy me love

[Doodles]

The Beatles told me that!

[Dervish]

I would never have guessed!

[Doodles]

For I detest pop music.

[Dervish]

For I detest pop music.
Thank you. Didn't know that.

[Doodles]

Well, now you know dude.

[Dervish]

You know me so well

[Doodles]

dude! You think Selma has..

[Dervish]

cruel intentions towards poor me?

[Doodles]

I'm a most willing victim!

[Dervish]

ready to sacrifice all I ...

[Doodles]

have in my 250 pound..

[Dervish]

of pure fats and muscles

[Doodles]

That ought to give her..

[Dervish]

plenty of reasons to confess

[Doodles]

her sins while having her..

[Dervish]

cup of tea kurang manis

[Doodles]

poured straight into her waiting..

[Dervish]

jacuzzi and guess who's in ...

[Doodles]

that warm jacuzzi of hers?

[loderunner]

Who is joining her then?

[bzjude]

her imaginary friends from usj.com :D

[Doodles]

like Doodles, Venuspop, Loddyboy and

[Dervish]

stunning lift attendant in tiny ....

[Doodles]

yellow bikini complete with an..

[loderunner]

apple pie hat on top ...

[Dervish]

After an invigorating session, they ...

[loderunner]

adjouned to a secluded corner

[Dervish]

where they negotiated for some ...

[loderunner]

favours to happen at night . . .

[Dervish]

when the moon and stars

[xinrong]

..come out to play....

[Doodles]

with each other on a..

[Dervish]

asteroid belt full of screaming

[xinrong]

pieces of meteors..

[Doodles]

and would you believe it..

[Dervish]

No I cannot believe it

[xinrong]

well, you better believe it

[Dervish]

But should I believe it?

[xinrong]

you must. it has happened

[Doodles]

9 months ago and now..

[Dervish]

... and now..*staggers* ``Trouble is here...

[Doodles]

and at the front door!

[Dervish]

Ooh- la~~~me golly goo!!

[xinrong]

what am I gonna do...

[Dervish]

You tell me~~~ tell me!!

[xinrong]

end of my rope, how?

[Dervish]

Where on earth is Doodles?

[Doodles]

I am here. What up?

[xinrong]

We need some rescuing here

[Doodles]

for Venuspop is getting out..

[xinrong]

or trying to wriggle out

[Doodles]

of a giant yellow coconut

[Dervish]

floating idly on the shores

[Doodles]

of jellyfish infested Langkawi island

[Dervish]

It was a bad idea ...

[Doodles]

to stare at Jessica Alba's..

[Dervish]

poster because it promises too ...

[Doodles]

much heat. It would melt..

[bzjude]

your intestines :eek: and pop your...

[leesiew]

cherry pink and apple blossom..

[bzjude]

Aw, wouldn't that be pretty...

[Doodles]

my darling? Come on, let

[birdy]

have some fun. How about ......

[Doodles]

have some fun. How about ......inviting over our new neighbour..

[loderunner]

to help cut the grass . . . .

[Doodles]

and pay him RM5? Any..

[loderunner]

toilets for them to clean?

[Doodles]

using only toothbrushes? That is..

[Dervish]

a great idea and cheap

[loderunner]

But these are not aliens . . . .

[Dervish]

So what shall we do?

[loderunner]

Seduce with the tempting looks . . . . .

[Dervish]

Can you show us how?

[loderunner]

Look in the mirror, please . . . .

[Dervish]

I see a handsome face

[xinrong]

looking back at me

[Dervish]

I smiled at the face

[xinrong]

but it didn't smile back :eek:

[Dervish]

but it didn't smile back :eek:
I thought that was rude!

[xinrong]

I couldn't help it, dude

[Dervish]

With my bare hands I ....

[xinrong]

will slowly wring....

[Dervish]

the man in the mirror !!

[xinrong]

if only i can get in

[Dervish]

I'll bash his pretty nose

[xinrong]

which is also my nose

[Dervish]

Awww!! ~~~ What have I done?

[xinrong]

Dented my pretty nose!

[Dervish]

How to explain this charade?

[xinrong]

no explanation required for madness

[Dervish]

Do I hear a siren?

[xinrong]

heading this way indeed, hide!

[Dervish]

Ten days of silence passed ...

[Doodles]

The mute still couldn't speak!

[Dervish]

The deaf still couldn't hear!

[Doodles]

But crutch owners can walk!!! :eek:

[loderunner]

The world still moves on . . . . .

[Doodles]

Where is the fairness, dude?

[Dervish]

Fairness enhances a lady's beauty

[loderunner]

Behind beauty there's the beast

[Dervish]

The beast? Where is it!!!

[loderunner]

Inside waiting to be triggered

[Dervish]

I'll bash it up and ...

[xinrong]

ground it into patties...

[Dervish]

then grill it to perfection

(XR ~~~ Rules ask for 5 words)

[leesiew]

and sell at pasar malam

[xinrong]

(oops..sorry...)

and serve them on platters

[Dervish]

with asam and sambal belachan

[Doodles]

This is a meal to..

[xinrong]

remember for this long lifetime

[Doodles]

Then murderess Alpha was hanged.

[loderunner]

But surprisingly survived the ordeal . . . .

[Doodles]

but lost a leg and..

[loderunner]

got all the hair burnt

[Doodles]

There was more. Her face..

[loderunner]

was disfigured but still stunning . . . . .

[Doodles]

to a crippled dog. What's..

[gary yap]

... important is her brain is ...

[Doodles]

still obsessed with killing beautiful..

[gary yap]

... gary and the rest of ...

[Doodles]

the beautiful guys who liked..

[Dervish]

good food and beautiful women

[loderunner]

who's left with one leg

[Dervish]

Madam Alpha was of course ...

[loderunner]

in the same beautiful category

[Dervish]

Having said all the above ...

[Doodles]

I'm tired. Goodnight to all. :D

[QuietStorm]

A beautiful new day begins.

[Dervish]

when Quietstorm returns!! ~~ Welcome Back!!

[Doodles]

QS where have you been? :confused:

[Dervish]

I've been to London to ...

[Doodles]

Paris, to New York and..♥

[Dervish]

some will say Batam too..

(expected you to write....."to look at the queen"..:D:D )

[loderunner]

looking for the stunning beauties . . . . .

[Dervish]

and finding none at all

[Doodles]

However, it's a different story..

[Dervish]

you see, we heard that ...

[Doodles]

QS and Loderunner are actually..

[Dervish]

QS and Loderunner are actually..
looking for some exotic beauties

[Doodles]

in the land of smiles!

[Dervish]

Beauties whirling like a dervish

[Doodles]

in a room full of..

[Dervish]

intoxicating, titillating and wild sensation

[Doodles]

In other words, something I..

[Dervish]

can imagine in my dream

[Doodles]

Speaking of which, my darling..

[Dervish]

is it time for bed?

[Doodles]

Still too early. Let me..

[gary yap]

... pumped myself with Viagra first.

[loderunner]

But mind you, don't over-use . . . . .

[Dervish]

Or else die crooked crooked :D:D:D

[Doodles]

Gary uses in moderation one ;)

[loderunner]

Can he resist the temptation?

[Doodles]

Can he resist the temptation?Only Gary can answer that. ;)

[leesiew]

You mean Gary Cooper, no?

[Dervish]

Oh no, it's Gary Yap

[Doodles]

Pretty girls flock to him ;)

[Dervish]

But never, ever, to me

[Doodles]

Story of my life LAH. :(

[Dervish]

Time for a new story

[Doodles]

Do we start now or..

[loderunner]

wait until Chinese New Year

[Doodles]

No. Wait until bowl of..

[loderunner]

sweet tong yuen is served?

[Doodles]

No. Super spicy curry mee!

[loderunner]

Sold by stunning Ah Lian

[Doodles]

dressed in an attention-grabbing mini..

[loderunner]

but the head fully covered . . . . .

[Doodles]

That isn't right at all! :eek:

[loderunner]

Extreme create exciting moments always . . . .

[Doodles]

Absolutely. No doubt about it.

[loderunner]

Who's Ah Lian to you?

[Doodles]

Curry noodle seller in SJ?

[loderunner]

I thought connected to you

[Doodles]

or maybe Char knows better?

[leesiew]

Back in the public library.....

[birdy]

sit someone at the corner .......

[leesiew]

reading a mystery story about .......

[loderunner]

the most talked about person . . . .

[leesiew]

in Asia. He has ruled .....

[birdy]

the country unfairly and wickedly ............

[leesiew]

and promoted the use of ....

[loderunner]

unspeakable under the table tactics . . . .

[leesiew]

plus cronyism was the order .......

[bzjude]

of everyday with whips for...

[gary yap]

... enhancing bedroom atmosphere every nite...

[Doodles]

but only if your partner..

[loderunner]

is someone cannot see daylight . . .

[gary yap]

... and depends on Tru Blood...

[bzjude]

Vervain shall doom thee, fiend!

[leesiew]

vampires!! i'm out of here!

[Doodles]

I'm out of breath dude ↨

[loderunner]

Shall I get the oxygen?

[Doodles]

Too late! I'm bitten already!! :eek:

[loderunner]

You'll be one of them?

[Doodles]

yes and I'm very hungRY!!

╩

[loderunner]

You ok for expired blood?

[Doodles]

Do you eat expired bakkuteh?

[Dervish]

Not if I can help ......

[Doodles]

Hope that answers Loderunner's question. :D

[bzjude]

But you're still blood thirsty! :eek:

[Doodles]

Unfortunately yes. Any victims available?

[bzjude]

No prowling! Day time alreadylah!

[Dervish]

No blood sucking allowed here!!!

*hands on hips and glaring at Doodles whose fangs suddenly disappeared*

[loderunner]

So what to do then?

[Dervish]

On a dark and moonless ...

[loderunner]

night, Speedy Gonzales is singing . . . . .

[Dervish]

"NA NA NA .........................na na....."

*excuse the initial loud part please :D:D*

[loderunner]

suddenly the voice became silent . . . . . .

[Dervish]

because Hannibal Lecter had appeared

[Doodles]

holding two coconuts. He glared..

[Dervish]

at me and I shivered ...

[Doodles]

and danced a little too

[Dervish]

although I would rather RUN!!

[Doodles]

back home to my mommy.

[Dervish]

But Hannibal the Cannibal followed ...

[Doodles]

Mommy let out a roar!!

[Dervish]

But she forgot to stop

[Doodles]

farting. The killer smell brought..

[Dervish]

Sir Doodles to his senses

[Doodles]

He ran for the door!

[Dervish]

But the door was locked!

[Doodles]

Key was in farter's pocket!!! :eek:

[Dervish]

I'm in so much trouble

[Doodles]

I'm dying of inhaling poisonous..

[Dervish]

methane bombs organically produced by ...

[bzjude]

Hey wait! Doodles need CPR! :D

[Doodles]

Who will administer it, sir? :confused: