The NeverEnding Story

[Dervish]

*LOL*

makes me look quite undignified...

[Doodles]

to the extend that the ○○○

[Dervish]

boss wouldn't be seen dead ...

[xinrong]

hanging out with me, even five steps behind...

[Dervish]

This is embarrassing, you know?

[Doodles]

But it isn't as bad ○○

[Dervish]

as having to do what ...

[Doodles]

I did yesterday. I bit ○○○

[xinrong]

..too much off my...

[Doodles]

serving of wukok (yam cake?) resulting in ○○○

[Dervish]

this morning's "lau-sai" "like-anything" scenario.

[Doodles]

akin to a huge b l a s t .. !

•Ö•

[Dervish]

a cacophony of booms and ...

[Doodles]

like an orchestra gone crazy! ∞

[Dervish]

Ahhhh.....music to my ears.....:D:D

[Doodles]

as I sat on the ○○○

[Dervish]

hottest seat in the house.....:D:D

(GTG. Chow down time. BRB)

[Doodles]

My bottom on fire burning..

•Ö•

(I have to go too. Cheerios!)

[Dervish]

But where is Xin Rong?

*looks under the table, into closets ...*

[Doodles]

Spending quality time with family? ♥

[Dervish]

Should have spent them here...:D:D

[Doodles]

with real cyber pals like ○○○

[Dervish]

me and you and a ...

[Doodles]

dog named boo no less ○☺○

[Dervish]

Let's start a new storyline.

[Doodles]

When do we start? Now?

☻J☻

[Dervish]

Now is a good time

[Doodles]

for dinner. Gotta go soon. :D:D

[Dervish]

Agree. Dinner. Be Right Back!.....(famished)

[Doodles]

Going out. Back much later.

Γ•L . (Cheerio)

[Dervish]

Once there was a duck ...

[xinrong]

...that clucked instead of quacked....

[Doodles]

Strange but true. Scary but.. ○

[xinrong]

...with a horrifying fascination. How do you cooked it? As a ...

[bzjude]

(Sorry mate, 11 words! A banana for you dear :D )

Chicken Tim or Itek Kapitan? (opposed to Itek Tim, Chic Kapitan)

[Doodles]

I haven't eaten thOse before..

[Dervish]

and gee, neither have I....:D

[xinrong]

(ooops...sorry folks)

...but don't mind trying some...

[Doodles]

(No problem. It's the fun that counts. )

right now as I'm famished

[Dervish]

But you are always famished!!

(Don't worry. I do lots of those too. Sometimes forget where I am...:D:D)

[Doodles]

Pot calling kettle black lah!! :D:D

ΘJΘ

[Dervish]

Guess who had most cucumber?

(Pot or kettle, eh?)..*just teasing*

[Doodles]

And the lucky winner is ○○

(Sorry dude. I didn't get your kettle, pot joke. :confused: )

[bzjude]

drum roll and cymbals clanging.. :p

(sama-sama black loh :D)

[Dervish]

of course! Here's your winner!!

*LOL* ...no fun having to explain a joke, Doodles. If you don't get it, just *LOL* and imagine you did.....*LOL*

*welcome bzjude

[Doodles]

Give me a "V". Give ○○○

*Doodles pretending to be tickled by "joke".. •LOL•)

[Dervish]

... you a "V"? No way!!

[Doodles]

What's so special about "V"?

[Dervish]

I don't know. Do you?

[Doodles]

Haven't the faintest clue dude.

ΘjΘ

[Doodles]

Time to revive "jammed" thread

[xinrong]

I lost the plot already....

[Doodles]

Where do I begin to..

[loderunner]

tell a story about the ......

[Dervish]

cat in the cradle and ...

[bzjude]

the Man in the Moon :confused:

[Dervish]

Not a good story right?

[Doodles]

Hardly. :D Let's try again folks.

[Dervish]

How about a tragedy? Let's ...

[Doodles]

talk about the need to ○○○

[Dervish]

love a tragedy? Gee, Doodles ...

[Doodles]

..you are one strange Martian

[currymee]

said Arnold chomping his cigar .... :D

[Doodles]

looking really really mean and ○○○

[Dervish]

deadly as he puts on ...

[loderunner]

false front but smilely face .....

[xinrong]

...while plotting at deadly pace....

[Dervish]

to go after poor John

[Doodles]

who was dressed in the ••

[Dervish]

deadly metallic hues of destruction

[Doodles]

The door opened to reveal ○○

[Dervish]

Xinrong dressed in Wonderwoman's costume !

[Doodles]

..screaming "Bad guys, run now!".

[Dervish]

"Or I'll wallop you teruk-teruk!!"

[Doodles]

The bad guy growled Ånd..

[Dervish]

grunted, snarled, snigger's and sneezed

[Doodles]

into Monica Lewinsky's soiled hÅndkerchief! :eek: ○○○

[Dervish]

They accused him of impropriety ...

[Doodles]

and rightly so but he ○○○

[loderunner]

dropped something and made the situation .............

[Doodles]

worse that it actually was ○○○

(Good morning, Loderunner :D )

[xinrong]

..murkier than he'd ever handled....

[loderunner]

but still respectable. How long can ....

(Morning Doodles, another early bird?)

[Doodles]

But it still wasn't s♥x! :D:D

[loderunner]

It's amazing how the mind works. It keep swaying towards .......

[xinrong]

..what it thinks of most. :D It's.....

[Doodles]

biting into the most delicious ○○○

[xinrong]

..gooey, spicy, juicy and yummy....

[loderunner]

part of the body. The ecstasy is too ......

[Doodles]

much to bear. Then it's ○○

[loderunner]

getting hot. Must do something ...

(Sorry, forgotten is 5 word game :confused: )

[Doodles]

to prolong the sensation. Think ○○○

[Dervish]

about the boss's snarling sensation

[xinrong]

...,the hot, fiery, angry feel...

[Doodles]

That is sure to put ◘

[Dervish]

of warm clammy hands on ...

[QuietStorm]

..the back of a giant ...

[loderunner]

toe. What's a wonderful sensation .....

[Dervish]

which makes one shudder uncontrollably

[Doodles]

? That's something I will be.. ∞

[Dervish]

glad to describe to you.

[Doodles]

in great detail provided you •

[Dervish]

behave and not go hysterical

[Doodles]

on me and more importantly ○○○

[Dervish]

what are we talking about?

:D:D....sorry, *chuckles*...another slow day for me....

[Doodles]

You tell me LAH, mate!

(How far can we stretch this? :D )

[Dervish]

I'm grinning like a grinning ...

[Doodles]

bear. All hairy and six.. Ö

[Dervish]

feet of those too. Don't ...

[Doodles]

believe me? Ask my girlfriend!

[Dervish]

Oops! Where is she now?

[Doodles]

Have you checked uNder the ↓

:D:D

[Dervish]

table and into the closet?

[Doodles]

That is an idea mate! Ö

[Dervish]

Slippery little thing is irresistible

[Doodles]

A delight to the senses

[Dervish]

and a danger to the ...

[xinrong]

..senses too. If not careful...

[Doodles]

may get hit by a ╟•

[Dervish]

rolling pin and hair curlers

[Doodles]

Or worse, a "Bobbitt" treatment ╟Θ

[xinrong]

...which Lorena gave to John...

[Doodles]

, a man who gave in ○○○

[xinrong]

..to his very primal desires....

[Doodles]

only to be given the ○○○

[Dervish]

bananas, cucumbers and brinjals! Anyway ...

[Doodles]

that was the unkindest cut ••

[xinrong]

..he could ever, ever experience....

[Doodles]

Moving on, let's talk about ○○○

[Doodles]

what has been on my.. ♣

[Dervish]

mind since late last night

[xinrong]

....when i had insomnia because.......

[Dervish]

I ate too much bananas .

[xinrong]

Potassium energised my imagination....

[Doodles]

so much so that I ○○○

[loderunner]

get free trip to plantation

[shthang]

and see Pamela Anderson licking..... :eek: :eek:

[Dervish]

stamps in the post office :D:D

[xinrong]

..though she should just email....

[Doodles]

Sir Venus the pictures of a ○○○

[shthang]

..herself in red bikini with.... ;)

[Sugarfree]

nuthing else on.a bulge.....
http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared0003.gif

[Dervish]

... -ing orang utan riding a horse

[Sugarfree]

very furiously until reaching the



http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/party/party0032.gif

[Dervish]

don't know call what land ...

[shthang]

...of pleasure with so many...

[Dervish]

skinny dippers and huge turtles...

[Sugarfree]

gives me a really hard..... http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/evilgrin/evilgrin0007.gif

[xinrong]

...whales, sharks and barracudas....

[shthang]

were accompanying a beautiful mermaid...

[Sugarfree]

to a deserted beach where......

[shthang]

...there lives a strong ironman.... :p

[xinrong]

..she comes up to sunbathe....

[shthang]

and showcase her gorgeous 36F.... :D

[Sugarfree]

ironman 'vomited' on her instantly!!!

[shthang]

poor damsel received hard-time from....

[Sugarfree]

ironman who recharged in an......

[shthang]

...hour and immediately gets into...

[Sugarfree]

action again scaring poor mermaid...

[shthang]

This going on for 3days.... :eek:

[Sugarfree]

nonstop! ironman pumped out so.... :eek:

[shthang]

...much creating BP in GOM :eek: :eek:


(BP - Big Pollution)
(GOM- Gulf of Mexico)

[Sugarfree]

GOM was inundated! smiling,ironman.....

[Doodles]

started to imagine himself on..♣

[loderunner]

the edge of the world .....

[Doodles]

holding a pistol and pOinting..

[loderunner]

at the star hoping to ....

[Dervish]

tele-port himself to the moon

[Doodles]

where murderous Madam Alpha was ○○○

[Dervish]

last seen playing with her ... http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/evilgrin/evilgrin0039.gif

[Doodles]

canine friend in the kitchen where a claypot of water was boiling. Madam Alpha suddenly brandished a knife and without warning ○○○

[Dervish]

began to shave her legs

(Dude, that's quite an earful up there. :eek: Check the thread title..:D:D)

[Doodles]

and chest too! :eek: It was ○○○


( :o Got this confused with Cerita Panjang! :D:D )

[Dervish]

difficult as her chest did ...

[Doodles]

not resemble a human's. It.. δ

[Dervish]

actually looked like a cow

[Doodles]

until you look closely. Then ••

[Dervish]

you'd see her two udders. http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/evilgrin/evilgrin0039.gif

[Doodles]

swaying in perfect rhythm to ○○○ :D

[Dervish]

... the fabulous Miami Sound Machine

[Doodles]

The night soon descended upon ••


(What a coincident! I was thinking of Miami Sound Machine too! :D:D )

[Dervish]

her so she morphed into ...

[Doodles]

an elephant not that she ... ("doesn't look like one in the first place". That is the original storyline but feel free to improvise, dude! :D:D )

[loderunner]

wanted to look BIG but .....

[Doodles]

the painful truth is that.. ╚•

[Dervish]

she DOES look BIG even ...

[Doodles]

though she triEs her darnest..

[Dervish]

to expel the bloating gases

[Doodles]

traPped in her massive behind! :eek:

[Dervish]

It was a stinger of ...

[Doodles]

an atomic blast!!! It reached.. ô

[Dervish]

the moon and back spewing ...

[Doodles]

off tons of incrEdibly obnoxious..

[Dervish]

fragments of sticky and gooey ...

[Doodles]

not to mention gluey and •••

[Dervish]

also ar, very chow one.... :D:D

[loderunner]

like overdue fermented durian paste

[Dervish]

Everyone nearby was sick instantly

[Doodles]

Doctors in the vicinity were.. ∞

[xinrong]

..kept extremely busy with the.....

[Dervish]

nauseated limps sprawled all over

[Doodles]

the place. Some even landed.. ○○

[Dervish]

upside down and inside out :eek: :eek:

[Doodles]

Oh boy, what a mess!! :eek:

[Dervish]

A global cry for help

[Doodles]

But it is no use ╚○

[Dervish]

Bill Clinton came with food

[Doodles]

But Monica wanted much more!! :eek:

[Dervish]

more than Bill could give

[Doodles]

She wanted Hillary too LAH!!! :eek:

[Dervish]

Three's a crowd, they say ...

[Doodles]

But try convincing hungry Monica!! :eek: :D

[loderunner]

Cool her down with ice ....

[Dervish]

It works ...all the time

[Doodles]

How do you know, dude? ;)

[Dervish]

Call it life time experience ;)

[Doodles]

A man of experience indeed ◄.

[loderunner]

Through try and error only

[Doodles]

Oh, the excitement and joys! ♥♥

[loderunner]

Never can forget a lifetime

[Doodles]

Memories ♥ are made of those

[loderunner]

but short memories for mistakes

[Doodles]

Focus on good times, dude ♠

[loderunner]

If only everyone thinks positive

[Doodles]

Easy to think positive LAH. ─∞.

[Dervish]

but difficult to think negative

[Doodles]

You got that right dude!

[Dervish]

and thus ended another story!! *bawling out loud*

[Doodles]

A new one begins now! *grinning*

[Dervish]

One day, I cycled to ...

[loderunner]

the mountain top very slowly ....

[Totoro2010]

the sky suddenly turns dark

[loderunner]

At the horizon a light ......

[Dervish]

appeared. It's a space craft!!!

[Doodles]

It was circling arOund a..

[Dervish]

hawk which is circling around ...

[Doodles]

its baby. A breeze started..

[Dervish]

blowing the hawk's nest away...

[xinrong]

..down comes the cradle (nest)....

[Doodles]

An eagle appeared, flying swiftly..

[loderunner]

towards what it seems like . . . . .

[Doodles]

a UFO, only it was.. •─•

[Dervish]

the hawk carrying it's baby ...

[loderunner]

tangling by the tail feather .....

[Doodles]

The hawk landed on a ○○○

[Dervish]

bus full of school children

[Doodles]

A shout was heard, then..

(The forum is now one person less! I'm off for dinner. :D )

[Dervish]

a "pop" then an "aargh!!" ....

[loderunner]

Who shake my champagne bottle

[Doodles]

He who did it will..